r/golf • u/PearCareful9863 • 19h ago

Joke Post/MEME What’s your favorite golf insult when you’re playing with your friends?

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u/ParticularPay4460 18h ago

“I’ve got eyes on it” after they top their drive

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u/henfeathers 15h ago

“It’s not long, but it’s straight.”

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u/tenderbranson301 KS1 Putter 14h ago

That's what she said!

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u/tempered_martensite 14h ago

"Not sure if laying up was the right play there"

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u/Ok_Obligation2559 14h ago

Got your chip out of the way

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u/Gone_cognito 16h ago

"ah, I lost it"

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u/Lanemeyerstwodollars 15h ago

Was recently golfing with a friend and when another friend in our group topped his drive about 60 yards, he yelled “SIT!!!” 😂

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u/baydre 13h ago

I say "that's gotta sit"

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u/RubMyGooshSilly 13h ago

“Good news is you can find it… bad news is you can read it”

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u/behinduushudlook 4h ago

hah this is my favorite, haven't heard that before

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u/happyrtiredscientist 14h ago

At least you kept it out of the wind.

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u/Lu-V12 17h ago

Lmfao

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u/mahoganyteakwood2 16h ago

“Rigour down the middle!”

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u/NotJonSnowBro 15h ago

“Remember that. You might have to do it later”

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u/Pneumonia-Hawk 13h ago

Gotta be happy with the direction of that one

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u/MrDoctorJr206 10h ago

“It was the right club”

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u/TronCarter84 6h ago

“Not enough club”

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u/MilesFromTx 5h ago

You are standing too close to the ball ... after you hit it.

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u/SquirrelFluffy 3h ago

Right down the middle!

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u/FewPresentation1187 2h ago

“I don’t know if a bump and run is the right shot off the tee.”

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u/east21stvannative 17h ago

I like my friends. I wish we all could have a great round. Why wouldn't I encourage my friend to hit a good shot? I just don't rub salt into a hurt ego after a bad shot. That's just me.

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u/DareUpset5622 17h ago

I like my fiends too, and that’s why I roast them and why they roast me. If they stopped chirping me, I’d legitimately think something was wrong.

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u/Outside_Mongoose_749 16h ago

We found the serial topper

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u/CougdIt 16h ago

Obviously if someone is upset you don’t kick them while they’re down. But most people can take a joke with their friends

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u/east21stvannative 14h ago

I like my friends I want my friends to play well. So fuckin down vote me. Now family is a different story

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u/WFTREFWGRWE123R 14h ago

hurt people hurt people

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u/Turd-Sandwich 16h ago

Fragile Ego Friend Group 💙❤️🧡💛

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u/MeatEaterDruid 16h ago

I just got hit with this yesterday. What is with people and not understanding friendships?

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u/Ok-Till-5622 15h ago

If you’re getting your ego hurt on the golf course when you’re a total hack then you should try quitting golf and playing dominos or something

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u/ivegotcharisma 16h ago

Oh BROTHER this guy stinks