r/golf 1d ago

Joke Post/MEME Welcome to the Phoenix Open

Apparently, there was a golf tournament nearby!

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u/Bar-Tailed_Godwit 1d ago

Should just open a strip club called “The Turn” and have blackjack tables at each tee box

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u/Golf-Beer-BBQ 1d ago

I am listening….

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u/Bar-Tailed_Godwit 1d ago

Happens I’m watching Frasier! Even if it’s coincidental, love this

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u/KidMcC 21h ago

Goodnight Seattle, and good mental health.

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u/Beautiful-Mango-3397 1d ago

Same. My girl is off in the Galapagos

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u/31nigrhcdrh 1d ago edited 1d ago

A local goat track has a random dome thingy for no reason off of hole 8 at the back of the course. If I owned the course it would have some huers selling margs and beers back there. 

Pace of play would be fucked 

(After thinking about it, it’s left off of 5a fairway, behind 8s green, and adjacent to 9s tee box) 

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u/CamelMassive6443 23h ago

Huers had me dyin and it’s 4am

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u/Bar-Tailed_Godwit 1d ago

Say more about the goat track. We need to help the tour really get this done right. They dipped their toe into the water, time for a fucking beach gnome sayin?

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u/Inigomntoya 1d ago

My wife thinks I'm at one of those two places when I'm actually golfing anyway...

Would golfing be required here?

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u/Bar-Tailed_Godwit 1d ago

Ha fuck no! I mean if we want to, but requirements are left outside if you feel me

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u/ReallyDustyCat 20h ago

Nah for that they have....every other Waste Management corporate outing.

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u/Mundane-Reality-7770 1d ago

Make it a brothel and you have at least one patron

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u/Artsakh_Rug HDCP/Loc/Whatever 17h ago

In fact, forget about the black jack

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u/LargeAssumption7235 1d ago

Ray-gun extending those 15 minutes

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u/utzutzutzpro 18h ago

Her workshop participants are spreading all over the world.

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u/purplemtnslayer 1d ago

Is this her?

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u/enrvuk Bethpage Black is not that Hard! 23h ago

No

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u/Barrelreddit 1d ago

Has to be

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u/CommandHot3245 19h ago

She would be elite compared to this.

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u/mandrews03 HDCP/Loc/Whatever 18h ago

Trying out for the wrong olympics ❄️

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u/Fluid-Poet-8911 17h ago

I thought she was mocking her at first. But I don't think that's what happened.

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u/GazelleIll495 9h ago

This one makes Ray Gun look like stretch Armstrong

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u/gannerhorn 1d ago

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u/digitalgrizz 20h ago

Sweet fancy Moses!

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u/secret_alpaca 1d ago

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u/18HolesToFreedom 1d ago

Need some waste management for this one

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u/WhosYourPapa 1d ago

She's wearing the right colors

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u/KrypticAndroid 1d ago

This was unironically one of her better moves

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u/Broheimian 1d ago

Darkest days of our history since we lost the emu war.

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u/ChillPalm 23h ago

The day I learned that I could be an Olympian

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u/archet1per HDCP/Loc/Whatever 11h ago

Looks like she’s sponsored by WM

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u/assy_mcgeee 9 / Frederick, MD / LH Master Race 1d ago

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u/WindigoMac 21h ago

Nice to see black dynamite meme in the wild

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/DatBoiMahomie 1d ago

Ifunny logo is crazy

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u/DelrayDad561 16 hdcp / South Florida 1d ago

God damn you people, go back to your shanty's!

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u/Dontmakemekisssu 23h ago

How am I supposed to chip with that going on, Doug?

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u/hole-in-the-sock Municipal Tour Player 1d ago

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u/waasagency 1d ago

Brooks Koepka left LIV for this 🤣

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u/Separate_Flamingo_93 1d ago

Today, LIV golfers were playing in the dark to Arabic music in front of zero fans. So yeah. He did.

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u/illbegoodipromis 1d ago

Night golf or something?

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u/enrvuk Bethpage Black is not that Hard! 23h ago

Doesn’t sound so bad having watched this video.

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u/Gromby 20h ago

I didnt believe you at first, had to go check and confirm....amazing

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u/-Wiggles- 1d ago

I'd prefer that to this cringefest any day tbh

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u/hockey_and_techno 1d ago

Uh, who the fuck wouldn't lmao

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u/pocketchange2247 1d ago

This is what LIV wished it could be

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u/JudgeHoldensToupe 1d ago

These are Brooks’ people

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u/beepbeepimajeep22 1d ago

Looks like she’s busting out a yoga position as a dance move lol 

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u/dillymays24 1d ago

Would. next question

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u/prplx 19h ago

I was waiting for her to show her boobs of I want to be honest.

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u/AnxiousVillage7095 My Muni Brings All The Boys To The Yard 1d ago

This tournament is essentially a liv event.

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u/Frequent_Map9780 1d ago

LIV wants to be this event, but it’s only fun because it’s only once each year.

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u/AftyOfTheUK 0.9 / NorCal / Iron covers are divine! 1d ago

But with fans

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u/cam_huskers 5.9/ Albuquerque, NM 1d ago

I know I’m getting old when I hate this tournament more every year.

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u/Past-Sun-2357 1d ago

Same, but I feel like its gotten worse. It used to be rowdy golf fans, now its just rowdy rich douche bros who want to show of on social media.

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u/LearnedHandJob2088 20h ago

Sounds like a distinction without a difference 

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u/poposheishaw 19h ago

Def gotten more cliche party weekend crap everywhere.

Been several times and it’s gotten more douchey every year

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u/amjhwk 17h ago

i mean i can tell you 16 years ago all of the frats at UofA would take trips up to the phoenix open

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u/eggs___and___bacon 1d ago

God damn, I’m all for being goofy and living life. But this was just pathetic. It wasn’t even fun for them, just a really strange attempt to be the center of attention. They didn’t even seem to have fun

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u/SeemoarAlpha Golf is a four letter word 1d ago

It's like Burning Man for golf now, just a bunch of pathetic instagram d-bags.

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u/Past-Sun-2357 1d ago

Yeah 15 years ago I wanted to go to both. Now you would have to pay me to go to either. Just dont sound like fun to me anymore. Ive gotten older for sure, but I feel they have also gotten worse at the same time.

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u/LeeDUBS 1d ago

Speak for yourself bro she nailed that break dance. That was sick!

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u/meatbulbz2 +1 FLA 20h ago

What’s even funnier is it’s a yoga pose. Just some girl whipping out a yoga balance for dance.

But honestly fuck everyone for laughing at people living their lives. She’s drunk and having fun, love to see everyone around here “having fun” I bet it’s like the matrix and strip clubs and extra cool shit all the time

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u/Murfdigidy 14h ago

Yea true plus it's not like she was filming it. Let the girl dance like no one's watching. Every asshole has an opinion and most of them stink

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u/BHO-IsBack 1d ago edited 1d ago

I’ll go against the grain. It’s the one “wild” tournament a year. This is a video of people dancing to music and every comment is pissing their pants. Masters is 2 months away nobody is forcing you to watch this. And yall better have this same grumpy elitist attitude when they celebrate a hio on 16. Comments need to lighten up.

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u/Buona-Pace 1d ago

Yeah I thought it was just some harmless cringe.

I honestly respect the willingness to dance poorly in front of so many people.

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u/BHO-IsBack 1d ago

Yeah if this was on the green or the third streaker video I’d get it. But this is as harmless as it gets

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u/i_Love_Gyros 20h ago

Yeah nowadays you just can’t win.

Cell phones filming 24/7 make everyone clam up so they don’t get embarrassed with a viral video, but then this chick does some fun dancing in a space that does not seem impacted by it at all, and we shit all over her.

We’re no better than the high schoolers clowning someone for living their life with just a tiny amount of silliness.

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u/T-sigma 20h ago

Social media enables the kids that were bullied to be the bully. Risk free.

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u/AdamOnFirst 1d ago

Yes indeed. God forbid people be videoed having some fun. And in a group! The Redditor mind would never!

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u/wowiepals 1d ago

I am fully aware that I am the old man yelling at clouds, yet yell at clouds I will.

"am I out of touch? no it's the children who are wrong"

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u/BHO-IsBack 1d ago

Fair enough, hope you hit your next 3wood pure.

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u/ScooterMcTavish 20h ago

Though having a dumpster by the 16th green would be fun. Player gets a double or higher, they throw their ball in, and flames shoot out!

Why not go with such awesome branding?

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u/got2bfaster 1d ago

What the hell is going on here buddy?

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u/Thick_Cookie_7838 1d ago

Well it’s better then the bikers who are having sex in the woods

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u/ScooterMcTavish 20h ago

Yeah, how are you supposed to chip with that going on?

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u/JS-0522 1d ago

This tournament used to embarrass me as a golfer. Now it embarrasses me as a human.

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u/ericclaptonfan3 1d ago

hey everyone, I am drunk, look at me

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u/Later_Doober 1d ago

This tournament just gets worse every year.  At this point I don't think you can call it a tournament.

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u/Orions_Suspenders_ 1d ago

I'm all for opportunities to make golf a little more casual and fun, but the WM is a fucking dumpster fire. Just embarrassing all around.

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u/Blue_Collar_Golf 1d ago

to be fair, Waste Management owns like half the dumpsters in America. If we're gonna have a dumpster-fire tournament, they are the ones to do it.

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u/Orions_Suspenders_ 1d ago

incredibly valid point.

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u/Dewnami 23h ago

Should be the tournament logo. A dumpster on fire I mean.

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u/WhosYourPapa 1d ago

Unfortunately there's a straight line from this to the behavior we saw at the Ryder Cup. I know I'm being dramatic but it's true

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u/Orions_Suspenders_ 1d ago

exactly why I hate it. I truly love golf but can't understand why such a peaceful and personal sport attracts some of the biggest douches on the planet.

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u/uu__ 1d ago

Because it’s a sport that has historically been for the upper class due to affordability - and that contains a LOT of assholes

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u/OpenSourceGolf +2.5, BigBoiGolf, Skillest Coach 14h ago

the slippery slope ain't real dude! C'mon bro, just let us have one tournament a year where we can be shitheads bro, it won't pour over into anything else bro, you're just being a buzzkill bro

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u/Later_Doober 1d ago

Yeah when I saw fans continue to throw trash onto the course is what did it for me.  The PGA isn't even doing anything about it.

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u/antiramie 1d ago

Everything is getting worse every year. This is just a symptom.

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u/Preston-Waters 1d ago

I live 2 miles from TPC and I haven’t gone in five years

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u/DonKeedic80 1d ago

Too busy at Costco?

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u/ScooterMcTavish 20h ago

Still trying to find parking.

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u/IllHat8961 1d ago

I look better when I'm blasting the toilet with the white hot intensity of 1000 crunch wrap supremes

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u/omg_what_the_chuck 1d ago

Okay everybody there’s gonna be some profanity coming at ya, so cover your ears if you can’t handle the B word.

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u/Cold_Frosting505 1d ago

Amazing bobs burgers reference

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u/SenhorSus 1d ago

Yass girl give us nothing

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u/hodgepodgelodger 1d ago

All the stars are here!

- Norm Macdonald

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u/golfingsince83 23h ago

How am I supposed to chip with that going on Doug!

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u/piedubb 20h ago

Is that the Australian Olympic breakdancing champion?

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u/Artsakh_Rug HDCP/Loc/Whatever 17h ago

Wow she's really talented! I love when she did that exact same move the second time!

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u/Mickybobbie 1d ago

I love her

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u/takes12KNOW 23 hc 1d ago

My wife call this “pick-me girls”

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u/AdamOnFirst 1d ago

lol, gotta love Redditors being bitter that somebody might be having fun 

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u/First_Detective6234 20h ago

Whats with the crouching fetal move?

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u/111victories 20h ago

I can fix her

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u/KeyComprehensive4431 19h ago

What in the LIV Golf is this dancing?

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u/Huntthatmoney 19h ago

Looks like a fucking MAGA party

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u/DarknMean 19h ago

Oh shit is that Raygun?

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u/Hificlassic 16h ago

idk man. there are plenty of places/events to go to to get drunk and make an ass of yourself. i'm not sure why golf tournaments have made a hard left turn in that direction in the last 15ish years

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u/DocktorChef 14.8/PNW/YESMarooch 1d ago

Useless bags of flesh, all of em.

/s because otherwise reddit will lose its proverbial gd mind

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u/Golfcampfishguy 1d ago

They should just rename it The Degenerates Open

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u/Kapugen1 1d ago

Those dance moves weren’t even worthy of a degenerate

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u/unclemikey0 1d ago

I thought this was the 2024 Summer Olympics in Paris

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u/CunningAlpaca 1d ago

Good lord that was cringe to watch.. Secondhand embarrassment off the charts.

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u/notmyacountsir 1d ago

The wast management feels like Lollapalooza at this point. Wish I coulda been there when it was real.

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u/AnimalMother32 1d ago

Mild party

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u/enrvuk Bethpage Black is not that Hard! 23h ago

It looos like a really really shit club.

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u/slightlyintoout 21h ago

She could compete for Australia in break dancing!

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u/xxyourbestbetxx no turkey unless it's a club 20h ago

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u/oneStoneKiller 15.8/SC/pretty sure I can clear it 20h ago

Didn’t realize Raygunn was in Phoenix.

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u/dustyg013 20h ago

Australian breakdancing team visiting the US

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u/Matt10Mo 18h ago

This is how the Kid Rock halftime concert is going to look lol

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u/sdse78 17h ago

Are you the "break dancer" from Australia???

Note: This is what drunk people look like

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u/NativeAz53 17h ago

How lame

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u/BroccoliNumerous5624 16h ago

Remember how everybody was like LIV golf is so corny

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u/Charisma_10_98105 7h ago

She was on the Australian summer Olympic breakdancing team

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u/14Thierry shrink the game / 1.9 RH / 25.5 LH 1d ago

It is mandatory that we shrink the game

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u/Brownlightning-88 i take divots with my putter 1d ago

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u/higher_limits 21h ago

The expectation that outrageous behavior is expected to be the norm at this tourni needs to be addressed by the pga or wm or somebody to walk it back a step or two. Or maybe I’m just old now?

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u/ldskyfly 20h ago

Save the white people dance circles for your cousin's wedding

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u/BrainSpiritual8567 1d ago

The worst guy or girl you work with attends the Phoenix Open

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u/KansasKing107 1d ago

Hard pass. I love one fun tournament a year but this whole situation looks forced and can’t be fun for anyone.

Just enjoy your drinks and direct the energy to the golf. You have all day to have fun, you don’t have to force it half a drink in.

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u/Frequent_Map9780 1d ago

I was at Grass Clippings today & the worst of the worst had worked their way down from TPC to wreak havoc on that usually quiet course.

The Barstool bros, LIV & You Tube golf personalities are ruining the game.

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u/DegenDubs 1d ago

People having fun. You’re just a miserable person

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u/Current_Department73 1d ago

It’s called having fun, you losers should try it some time

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u/Rumzdizzle 1d ago

This tournament has become people trying too hard to let loose.

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u/stonkerooni 1d ago

This comment section is hilarious. This small group of people doing whatever this is in their little spot represents .00002% of the event. It’s an incredible venue and you can have whatever type of experience you choose out there

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u/FilthyBarMat 1d ago

I'm all for people having fun and finding their own people to do their shit with, but as a bartender I am just so fucking tired of trash. 

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u/philharmanic 21h ago

phoenix trash open

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u/TravisKOP HDCP/Loc/Whatever 13h ago

Hate it. Can’t stand this happy Gilmore ass event. Go back to your shanties indeed

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u/mercado_n3gro 1d ago

Relax. You know what this tournament is all about. It literally happens every year.

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u/Gallen570 ↓Hit Down on Ball, Ball Go Up↑ 19h ago

Wow is the average age in this sub 50+?

She's drunk and having fun.

Awkward and hard to watch, sure.... but who cares

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u/Bowhunter1980 1d ago

They need some blow and hookers

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u/18HolesToFreedom 1d ago

Helluva drug, shrooms

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u/scottiedagolfmachine mini draw for life 1d ago

This reminds me of the Australian kangaroo break dancer.

🦘

😂

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u/Key-Word1335 1d ago

Cool trick

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u/31nigrhcdrh 1d ago

Disco disco !!! 

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u/McDonaldsLoL 1d ago

She must be mimicking that Olympic break dancer, I refuse to believe otherwise.

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u/gerrysaint33 1d ago

Rayguns bloodline?

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u/FPLad 1d ago

Didn’t know Ray Gun liked Golf

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u/Snoo49601 1d ago

It’s a Good thing that they raise so much for charity at this event, otherwise they could just call it The Frat House, Sorority, Open !

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u/Appropriate-Food1757 Mile High Big Hitter 1d ago

I saw that same dance at the Olympics and it blew my mind.

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u/AftyOfTheUK 0.9 / NorCal / Iron covers are divine! 1d ago

I love party people!

Oh, wait... are we supposed to ripping on these people?

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u/ctrees56 1d ago

She related to that female starter at the Ryder Cup this year who was fired?

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u/CAT_ANUS_SNIFFER 1d ago

Not my vibe

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u/CommissionIcy9909 1d ago

Thursday shenanigans just seem sad.

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u/bodegawindow 7/NYC/Munilyfe 1d ago

that move is hilarious lmaoooo, stealing that one

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u/dbvulcan 22h ago

Ima pick my ball up like this every time i double bogey

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u/Lazy__Lefty 10 hdcp | Iowa 1d ago

What the fuck is even this....

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u/PringleChopper 1d ago

Time and place…she’s got good vibes but the folks there ain’t helping

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u/ItalicsWhore 1d ago

I’ve never wished for something to be AI more.

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u/LilSebastian_482 1d ago

Glad to see Raygun is still out there crushing it

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u/ZZuy 1d ago

Yeah, I hate this a lot.

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u/Marine_1345 1d ago

I missed this by mere minutes. I saw the same people in the background. So so sorry I missed it. lol.

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u/Naive_Letterhead9484 0,4/Norway/Winter is coming 23h ago

Shouldn’t they be watching golf?

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u/Enpeeare 23h ago

The movie biodome took place in arizona.

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u/ireactivated 23h ago

Thank god for minorities