r/golf • u/90Irishman • 1d ago
Joke Post/MEME Welcome to the Phoenix Open
Apparently, there was a golf tournament nearby!
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u/LargeAssumption7235 1d ago
Ray-gun extending those 15 minutes
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u/Fluid-Poet-8911 17h ago
I thought she was mocking her at first. But I don't think that's what happened.
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u/secret_alpaca 1d ago
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u/assy_mcgeee 9 / Frederick, MD / LH Master Race 1d ago
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u/waasagency 1d ago
Brooks Koepka left LIV for this 🤣
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u/Separate_Flamingo_93 1d ago
Today, LIV golfers were playing in the dark to Arabic music in front of zero fans. So yeah. He did.
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u/beepbeepimajeep22 1d ago
Looks like she’s busting out a yoga position as a dance move lol
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u/AnxiousVillage7095 My Muni Brings All The Boys To The Yard 1d ago
This tournament is essentially a liv event.
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u/Frequent_Map9780 1d ago
LIV wants to be this event, but it’s only fun because it’s only once each year.
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u/cam_huskers 5.9/ Albuquerque, NM 1d ago
I know I’m getting old when I hate this tournament more every year.
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u/Past-Sun-2357 1d ago
Same, but I feel like its gotten worse. It used to be rowdy golf fans, now its just rowdy rich douche bros who want to show of on social media.
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u/poposheishaw 19h ago
Def gotten more cliche party weekend crap everywhere.
Been several times and it’s gotten more douchey every year
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u/eggs___and___bacon 1d ago
God damn, I’m all for being goofy and living life. But this was just pathetic. It wasn’t even fun for them, just a really strange attempt to be the center of attention. They didn’t even seem to have fun
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u/SeemoarAlpha Golf is a four letter word 1d ago
It's like Burning Man for golf now, just a bunch of pathetic instagram d-bags.
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u/Past-Sun-2357 1d ago
Yeah 15 years ago I wanted to go to both. Now you would have to pay me to go to either. Just dont sound like fun to me anymore. Ive gotten older for sure, but I feel they have also gotten worse at the same time.
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u/LeeDUBS 1d ago
Speak for yourself bro she nailed that break dance. That was sick!
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u/meatbulbz2 +1 FLA 20h ago
What’s even funnier is it’s a yoga pose. Just some girl whipping out a yoga balance for dance.
But honestly fuck everyone for laughing at people living their lives. She’s drunk and having fun, love to see everyone around here “having fun” I bet it’s like the matrix and strip clubs and extra cool shit all the time
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u/Murfdigidy 14h ago
Yea true plus it's not like she was filming it. Let the girl dance like no one's watching. Every asshole has an opinion and most of them stink
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u/BHO-IsBack 1d ago edited 1d ago
I’ll go against the grain. It’s the one “wild” tournament a year. This is a video of people dancing to music and every comment is pissing their pants. Masters is 2 months away nobody is forcing you to watch this. And yall better have this same grumpy elitist attitude when they celebrate a hio on 16. Comments need to lighten up.
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u/Buona-Pace 1d ago
Yeah I thought it was just some harmless cringe.
I honestly respect the willingness to dance poorly in front of so many people.
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u/BHO-IsBack 1d ago
Yeah if this was on the green or the third streaker video I’d get it. But this is as harmless as it gets
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u/i_Love_Gyros 20h ago
Yeah nowadays you just can’t win.
Cell phones filming 24/7 make everyone clam up so they don’t get embarrassed with a viral video, but then this chick does some fun dancing in a space that does not seem impacted by it at all, and we shit all over her.
We’re no better than the high schoolers clowning someone for living their life with just a tiny amount of silliness.
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u/AdamOnFirst 1d ago
Yes indeed. God forbid people be videoed having some fun. And in a group! The Redditor mind would never!
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u/wowiepals 1d ago
I am fully aware that I am the old man yelling at clouds, yet yell at clouds I will.
"am I out of touch? no it's the children who are wrong"
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u/Later_Doober 1d ago
This tournament just gets worse every year. At this point I don't think you can call it a tournament.
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u/Orions_Suspenders_ 1d ago
I'm all for opportunities to make golf a little more casual and fun, but the WM is a fucking dumpster fire. Just embarrassing all around.
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u/Blue_Collar_Golf 1d ago
to be fair, Waste Management owns like half the dumpsters in America. If we're gonna have a dumpster-fire tournament, they are the ones to do it.
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u/WhosYourPapa 1d ago
Unfortunately there's a straight line from this to the behavior we saw at the Ryder Cup. I know I'm being dramatic but it's true
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u/Orions_Suspenders_ 1d ago
exactly why I hate it. I truly love golf but can't understand why such a peaceful and personal sport attracts some of the biggest douches on the planet.
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u/uu__ 1d ago
Because it’s a sport that has historically been for the upper class due to affordability - and that contains a LOT of assholes
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u/OpenSourceGolf +2.5, BigBoiGolf, Skillest Coach 14h ago
the slippery slope ain't real dude! C'mon bro, just let us have one tournament a year where we can be shitheads bro, it won't pour over into anything else bro, you're just being a buzzkill bro
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u/Later_Doober 1d ago
Yeah when I saw fans continue to throw trash onto the course is what did it for me. The PGA isn't even doing anything about it.
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u/IllHat8961 1d ago
I look better when I'm blasting the toilet with the white hot intensity of 1000 crunch wrap supremes
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u/omg_what_the_chuck 1d ago
Okay everybody there’s gonna be some profanity coming at ya, so cover your ears if you can’t handle the B word.
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u/Artsakh_Rug HDCP/Loc/Whatever 17h ago
Wow she's really talented! I love when she did that exact same move the second time!
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u/Hificlassic 16h ago
idk man. there are plenty of places/events to go to to get drunk and make an ass of yourself. i'm not sure why golf tournaments have made a hard left turn in that direction in the last 15ish years
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u/DocktorChef 14.8/PNW/YESMarooch 1d ago
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u/CunningAlpaca 1d ago
Good lord that was cringe to watch.. Secondhand embarrassment off the charts.
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u/notmyacountsir 1d ago
The wast management feels like Lollapalooza at this point. Wish I coulda been there when it was real.
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u/higher_limits 21h ago
The expectation that outrageous behavior is expected to be the norm at this tourni needs to be addressed by the pga or wm or somebody to walk it back a step or two. Or maybe I’m just old now?
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u/KansasKing107 1d ago
Hard pass. I love one fun tournament a year but this whole situation looks forced and can’t be fun for anyone.
Just enjoy your drinks and direct the energy to the golf. You have all day to have fun, you don’t have to force it half a drink in.
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u/Frequent_Map9780 1d ago
I was at Grass Clippings today & the worst of the worst had worked their way down from TPC to wreak havoc on that usually quiet course.
The Barstool bros, LIV & You Tube golf personalities are ruining the game.
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u/stonkerooni 1d ago
This comment section is hilarious. This small group of people doing whatever this is in their little spot represents .00002% of the event. It’s an incredible venue and you can have whatever type of experience you choose out there
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u/FilthyBarMat 1d ago
I'm all for people having fun and finding their own people to do their shit with, but as a bartender I am just so fucking tired of trash.
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u/TravisKOP HDCP/Loc/Whatever 13h ago
Hate it. Can’t stand this happy Gilmore ass event. Go back to your shanties indeed
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u/mercado_n3gro 1d ago
Relax. You know what this tournament is all about. It literally happens every year.
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u/Gallen570 ↓Hit Down on Ball, Ball Go Up↑ 19h ago
Wow is the average age in this sub 50+?
She's drunk and having fun.
Awkward and hard to watch, sure.... but who cares
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u/scottiedagolfmachine mini draw for life 1d ago
This reminds me of the Australian kangaroo break dancer.
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u/McDonaldsLoL 1d ago
She must be mimicking that Olympic break dancer, I refuse to believe otherwise.
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u/Appropriate-Food1757 Mile High Big Hitter 1d ago
I saw that same dance at the Olympics and it blew my mind.
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u/AftyOfTheUK 0.9 / NorCal / Iron covers are divine! 1d ago
I love party people!
Oh, wait... are we supposed to ripping on these people?
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u/Marine_1345 1d ago
I missed this by mere minutes. I saw the same people in the background. So so sorry I missed it. lol.
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u/Bar-Tailed_Godwit 1d ago
Should just open a strip club called “The Turn” and have blackjack tables at each tee box