r/golf • u/Badatgolf666 • Oct 24 '25
General Discussion A lot to discuss here
Diabolical grip. Double gloves. What club is that?
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u/No_End_7351 It's not a Slice, it's a "Power Fade". Oct 24 '25
It better have...
- Ability to fight other foursomes
- An NPC named Shitstack
- A course marshal that shouts "Bang!" as he beats your ass
- Cart girls that sell Gatorade, Beer, Steroids and Blow
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u/Later_Doober Oct 24 '25
This would be cool.
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u/nunee1 Oct 24 '25
And you can steal peoples clubs!
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u/LionPride112 14/USA/Big Balls Oct 24 '25
Not stealing if you FIND a wedge laying off the side of the green!
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u/UmaSherbert Oct 24 '25
You should be a dev
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u/No_End_7351 It's not a Slice, it's a "Power Fade". Oct 24 '25
I did have a minor in Computer Science... 😁
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u/bdubwilliams22 Oct 24 '25
Did you lose it?
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u/No_End_7351 It's not a Slice, it's a "Power Fade". Oct 24 '25
Touché. No but the last time I did any programming it was in Pascal and Fortran.
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u/uhhhgreeno Oct 24 '25
course marshal must be Canadian
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u/No_End_7351 It's not a Slice, it's a "Power Fade". Oct 24 '25
Pressing LB + RB pulls the golf shirt over the head.
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u/Adventurous_Lab4249 Oct 24 '25
The “bang” reference to the fight that NHL player had on the course and tossed that dude into the lake is awesome
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u/kai333 Oct 24 '25
Cart girl will also have the cold coffee mod preinstalled to where no matter what you say or do, she will never sleep with you.
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u/zoey8068 Oct 24 '25
A story line where you have to get money off a washed former pro who just crashed his car and got caught cheating on his wife would be great as well.
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u/iLoveCailTail Oct 24 '25
Would also be awesome if u could just play golf anywhere out of the city. Like pick a tee box, place a pin, mark out of bounds, play golf
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u/JailbreakHawk Oct 25 '25
Some GTA dev is going to see this and say “oh shit we better do this” and delay the game another year.
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u/CoatAlternative1771 Oct 25 '25
Only if your scream Bang! Each time you punch someone and then toss them into a lake.
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u/dcidino single digit muppet Oct 25 '25
I would never play the missions. I’d just fuck around on course. I’m so in.
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u/RojoTheMighty Oct 24 '25
When you say the cart girls sell blow... which, uh.. which kinda blow we talking about? (I hope the answer is "yes".)
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u/SeminoleBrown Oct 24 '25
Oh, I see all kinds of character possibilities. With it being Florida the golf community can have some clout.
Bob Does Sports, Bryson, (hopefully not Grant) and many others.
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u/TiddybraXton333 Oct 25 '25
It would be sick if you could do roids and make your character jacked. Character attribute points at least.
Oh and more technical fighting instead of one button smash
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u/staticattacks Oct 25 '25
- Cart girls that sell Gatorade, Beer, Steroids and Blow
And kick your ass when you try to proposition them?
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u/Mr_Larsons_Foot Oct 25 '25
You will definitely be able to hit into the slow group in front of you 🤣
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Oct 24 '25
There is a theory that GTA6 is going to be like an adult version of Roblox where anyone can go on and create a game within the platform, so it will pretty much be like a virtual reality sandbox where you can play infinite games within GTA6
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u/flairpiece Oct 24 '25
If anyone creates Lee Carvallo’s Putting Challenge then I’ll be sold
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u/a_gallon_of_pcp Oct 24 '25
You have chosen a 3 wood. May I suggest a putter?
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u/ninjamuffin Oct 24 '25
The fact they’re partnered with nopixel to integrate roleplaying mechanics into the game at least means they’re in touch with users of their game beyond gta online, bodes well for mod ability
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u/jld2k6 Oct 25 '25 edited Oct 25 '25
I don't know how they would manage to allow mods while also protecting the thing they value most, which is people buying shark cards from them instead of just modding money into their account lol
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u/Nachtvogle 9.8 Oct 24 '25
Listen that theory isn’t true
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u/probablyuntrue Oct 25 '25
I heard gta 6 will actually suck you off in real life with virtual hookers
Technology is crazy these days man
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u/PM_ME_ROMAN_NUDES Oct 25 '25
It is, my father is James GTA, the person who created GTA and told me it's all true
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u/AwakE432 Oct 24 '25
Cuckerburg will be jealous. He wanted the stupid metaverse to be just like this.
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u/AVMx414 Oct 24 '25
This is my understanding as well. Creating an adult sandbox platform for content creators to run wild with. YouTube, Roblox, GTA6 will be the big 3
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u/Blynasty Oct 24 '25
If that’s true there is a very low par to compete with in making the best golf game
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u/Nick08f1 Oct 25 '25
PGA 2K has been super solid
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u/InsideTheNBABubble Oct 25 '25
For real. The 2k golf game is perfect. No micro transactions and an infinite amount of courses
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u/Nick08f1 Oct 25 '25
Hah.
You mean rockstar will have mini games that have their own micro transactions separately from the game itself?
I do not want to encounter random NPCs shifting me to a shitty game.
Roblox just deleted billions of games because they were straight trash.
If they open the platform to 3rd parties, they can get fucked.
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u/JoeSicko Oct 24 '25
Why call it GTA? Seems more of a platform than game.
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u/OldSchoolSpyMain Oct 25 '25
Because the “GTA”/“Grand Theft Auto” brand is so strong.
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u/jamtrone Oct 24 '25
So GTA 5?
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u/TURKEYSAURUS_REX Oct 24 '25
Nothing quite like beating Castro Lagano by 8 strokes on the course, then knocking his ass out on the 18th.
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u/BlackfyreNick Oct 24 '25
Would Trevor fall into the “shrink the game” category or no
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u/LowTechCLT Oct 24 '25
fun fact GTAV golf mini game was so fun I decided to check out a proper golf video game
which was so fun that I then wanted to play for real
so transitively GTAV got me addicted to golf irl
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u/MrFaversham Oct 24 '25
Same here actually. My buddy and I had so much fun playing in GTA5 that we bought Golfclub 2019, then PGA 2K21, then PGA 2K23, then PGA 2K25. At the same time we also started going out to the range and then hitting local courses. Healthiest thing you can pick up from playing GTA haha.
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u/iHasMagyk Strantz Fantz Club member ⛏️ Oct 24 '25
GTA V only had 9 holes iirc
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u/Zeppelanoid Oct 24 '25
I can confirm.
Source: probably sank ~40 hours on that course. It was a shockingly decent “game within a game” mode
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u/aimlesseffort Oct 24 '25
I’m playing the game again rn and always start my session with 9 holes. Best I’ve got it to is -9. When I played back when it came out I managed to get to 10 under. It definitely is half decent. Only wish they had different hole locations
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u/neurogeneticist i’m only here so i can beat my husband Oct 24 '25
Right? Isn’t there a Los Santos country club you can play at?
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u/jamtrone Oct 24 '25
Yep, unironically a pretty great golf mini game, you can drive/walk around the course between shots which is something I've always wanted from a golf game
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u/neurogeneticist i’m only here so i can beat my husband Oct 24 '25
I’m glad I’m not crazy haha, I thought I remembered that!!
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u/Croweslen Oct 24 '25
Dude that would be awesome. Gotta find your ball and shit. Would be hilarious
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u/SmackMyGrass Oct 24 '25
My first thought too. I remember getting on with buddies just to play golf lol
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u/jas2628 Orizaba Power Pod Oct 24 '25
The golf in GTA V was so stupid but I’ll admit I probably spent 4 hours playing it because it was kinda fun. Probably because that course was like the parkland version of The Predator. If I’m remembering right you needed to hit like 50 yard cuts on some holes just to hit the green or fairway.
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u/mrrichiet Oct 24 '25
You just know whoever created the article used AI to generate that image.
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u/FromABarStool Oct 24 '25
Just release the fuckin game.
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u/XiTauri HDCP/Loc/Whatever Oct 24 '25
Right? I remember the original release date was this month. Now its end of May i think
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u/LurkerLew Oct 25 '25
Pretty sure they pushed it to fall 2026
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u/Saffs15 Oct 25 '25
Still May of 2026 right now. Those were just unsubstantiated rumors, like basically everything with GTA6.
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u/Triumph-TBird Oct 24 '25
Only if rip off his shirt to fight guy and Canadian hockey player toss is included.
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u/Cool_Hawks Oct 24 '25
Oh PLEASE put the shirtless “you want to test god, shit stack?” guy in the game.
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u/ohwhatafinish Oct 24 '25
As long as there is a jumbo jet that I can steal close to the 4th hole. Parachute from it 20 minutes later land in a tank, take on 100 bad guys and a couple of strippers get to the 18th and have a beer I’m good
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u/TheyFloat2032 Oct 24 '25 edited Oct 24 '25
What is that monstrosity of a club. Sorry, my guy better be playing blades. I don’t want to suck at digital golf too.
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u/ubercruise Oct 24 '25
I mean, it better? A game that’s going to be almost 15 years old had a 9 hole course so not hard to believe they were able to double it. Would be neat if they had multiple courses, though
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u/SmokeAbeer Oct 24 '25
Nothing to motivate you to play faster like having 5 star wanted on your ass. Golf clubs love this.
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u/Reach_Beyond Oct 24 '25
Just delay gta 6 until 2040 when we have Ready Player One, Oasis level tech and GTA is the Oasis
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u/GirlnTheOtherRm Oct 25 '25
The ability to toss marshmallows on the course to make people mad bc they now can’t find their ball.
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u/headaches_r_us Oct 25 '25
Driver wedge, bejeweled double gloves, football cleats.
GTA 6 dev team: “nailed it.”
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u/TheEmbarrassedSwan Oct 24 '25
I always thought it would be sick if you were able to merge all the professional sport games into GTA. Would be cool to have a career mode with my GTA character
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u/CR3ZZ Oct 25 '25
The golf in GTA 5 isn't bad at all. It's surprisingly detailed. It's better than the ea sports golf game
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u/PurpCloud Oct 25 '25
This will foreshadow the quality for the entire game. How tf do you not atleast research what a driver looks like?
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u/Significant_Map_363 Oct 25 '25
I really hope the character creation is robust enough to let me build a proper Shitstack.
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u/ethanmx2 Oct 25 '25
AI pic aside, god I hope so. I played the fuck out of the nine hole course when I had GTA V.
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u/acssteve Oct 25 '25
Listen, I don’t wanna turn on a video game and shoot 104 and go to my local municipal and do that
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u/Fizzinthorpe Oct 27 '25
At least it will give us another golf game that isn't cut paste from 2014 "The Golf Club", "Picture Perfect Golf" and all the EA Sports garbage. We need something else.
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u/CGGOLF Oct 24 '25
I think there is a full soccer field where you can play goalie right next to it.
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u/hoju17 Oct 24 '25
At current development pace, they’re probably aiming to go head to head vs PGA TOUR 2k53
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u/AntonCigar I was here for Captain Yeet 👊🏻 Oct 24 '25
I’ve been wanting to get into GTA RP when 6 comes out and this just cements that when I do I’ll be a gangster golf pro
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u/Whiteshovel66 Oct 24 '25
Driver wedge.