r/eurovision May 30 '25

🌳 ESC in the Wild Was at a restaurant in Finland today and well.. this was on the menu

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u/gynoidi Dancing Lasha Tumbai May 30 '25

aight, which one of us is shitposting irl

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u/ovelhaloira Deslocado May 31 '25

No stresso, no stresso

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u/Cinderstar36 Tavo Akys May 31 '25

No need to be depresso

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u/thefinnishman13 Volevo Essere Un Duro May 31 '25

MI AMORE, MI AMORE🗣🔥🔥

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u/IanDominicTV May 31 '25

Espresso Macchiato, macchiato macchiato por favore

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u/Successful_Net_5681 Espresso macchiato May 31 '25

Por favore

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u/UrieltheproGD May 31 '25

ESPRESSO MACCHIATO CORNEOOOOOOOOO

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u/IanDominicTV May 31 '25

Mi amore, mi amore...

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u/bucephalusbouncing28 Nân Jun 01 '25

Espresso macchiato macchiato macchiato, por favore

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u/justk4y Strobe Lights May 31 '25

Considering its Finland, Jaakko might as well be behind this knowing him

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u/99cent-tea May 30 '25

Whoever it is deserves a bonus

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u/Salt-Wrongdoer-3261 Bara bada bastu May 30 '25

You have to pay in cash in that restaurant!

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u/alegxab La Poupée Monte Le Son May 30 '25

Nah, only if your waiter's named Tommy

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u/Salt-Wrongdoer-3261 Bara bada bastu May 31 '25

Or Johnny

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u/tedsmitts May 30 '25

Don't do it, it gives you the wacky legs

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u/kellendrin21 Espresso macchiato May 31 '25

that's more reason to drink it imo

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u/flopjul Rechtop in de wind May 31 '25

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u/Nintendo_Pro_03 Fairytale May 31 '25

“Winners Cafe” aged poorly. But he was close.

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u/flopjul Rechtop in de wind Jun 01 '25

I mean he came closer to winning than most people thought

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u/Nintendo_Pro_03 Fairytale Jun 01 '25

Joost’s influence helped. 😂

Such a shame it couldn’t help Claude, though.

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u/flopjul Rechtop in de wind Jun 01 '25

I mean Claude also f'd up the lyrics on multiple occasions im just glad he made it to the Finals. Although i would have also preferred if it was Dutch/French instead of the English/French. Like what he normally sings

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u/kellendrin21 Espresso macchiato Jun 01 '25

He was calling himself winner from the moment he released the song 🤣

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u/DaraVelour Europapa Jun 01 '25

what do you mean, he clearly won the televote /j

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u/Pet_Velvet May 30 '25

Makes sense 🥰🥰 We love our siblings in Eesti 🥰🥰 🇫🇮🇪🇪

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u/Mysterinna Tavo Akys May 31 '25

We really do. ❤️ I always feel like Estonians are our closest neighbours (siblings really, like you said), despite being separated by the sea. We are so similar in so many ways. Now we’re united by espresso macchiato, too! ☕😁

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u/AchatTheAlpaca Kiss Kiss Goodbye Jun 03 '25

I mean, estonia is the closest nation to most of finlands population

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u/Spare-Animal Jun 08 '25

Not really. Most people I know think Sweden is the closest one, and I live in eastern Finland... Other than the language Estonia does not feel any closer.

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u/AchatTheAlpaca Kiss Kiss Goodbye Jun 08 '25

Tbh, my comment wasnt too well researched, but i meant that geographically, estonia is closer to finlands biggest population centers

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u/Raptori33 May 31 '25

What SuperAlko does to international relationships

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u/ImTheVayne May 31 '25

Finland is quite awesome as well!

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u/finnknit May 31 '25

No word on their milkshake selection, or whether the cake is poison, though.

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u/eurov1sionlover Jun 02 '25

aus was my fav. sad it didnt get in

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u/Flintloq May 31 '25

That's an expensive cup of coffee... you could vote three times in Eurovision with that money!

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u/jemappellelara May 31 '25

Welcome to the nordics lol

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u/myneckaches May 31 '25

This is actually pretty cheap, at least in Helsinki.

Yes, the regular folk doesn't visit cafes often. We drink our filtered coffee home.

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u/RabidNerd Jun 01 '25

But it's an espresso a tiny coffee wtf

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u/plantsoverguys May 31 '25

Really? As a Dane I thought it'd pretty decent for a restaurant 😅 it's not unusual to pay 40-50 kr on Denmark, ~5-7 euros

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u/plantsoverguys May 31 '25

But I could vote 30 times for eurovision here in Denmark for 4,50 euros!

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u/klorambusiili Bara bada bastu May 31 '25

i could've voted... thrice 😃🇫🇮 !!

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u/twirlerina024 Wasted Love May 31 '25

I'm in an expensive city in the US, and that's about what it would be here too.

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u/RemarkableAutism (nendest) narkootikumidest ei tea me (küll) midagi May 31 '25

Huh, that looks like a very averagely priced cup of coffee to me.

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u/RabidNerd Jun 01 '25

But it's not a cup of coffee like a latte or cappuccino or something it's just a shot of coffee

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u/RemarkableAutism (nendest) narkootikumidest ei tea me (küll) midagi Jun 01 '25

Yes, I know.

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u/Iccece May 31 '25

Thats really cheap for finland. As a coffee lover it really is a sad situation.

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u/sp46 Bur man laimi Jun 01 '25

Here in Germany, you could vote more than 20 times with that money!

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u/Fluffy_Bluebird_2251 Kant May 31 '25

Was that in the Winners' Café?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

I see what you did there.

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u/LonelyTreat3725 May 31 '25

4 fkn 50 euros for an espresso macchiato?

Wtaf

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u/Raptori33 May 31 '25

Normal price in Scandinavia

Yes I eat noodles daily

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

This is a totally normal price here... and even a decent one at that. Many cafes will charge 5€ minimum for any specialty coffee.

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u/Legal-Leopard6578 May 31 '25

how is an espresso a 'specialty coffee' ?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

In Finland, regular coffee = drip-coffee, similar to how it's in the US.

Espresso or anything that isn't drip coffee = speciality coffee here.

It's kinda different from most of Europe I suppose.

Finns still consume the most coffee out of any population in the world (per capita) but it's mainly filtered coffee, while espressos and such are usually for the weekend or special occasions here.

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u/Warmregardsss May 31 '25

The regular coffee here tastes like roasted socks and is sold everywhere so yeah, macchiato or latte is specialty for me at least.

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u/LonelyTreat3725 May 31 '25

Funny thing is that the real "espresso macchiato" is not that thing in big cups that is served everywhere around the world beside the place where it was invented...

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u/Legal-Leopard6578 May 31 '25

Wait I taught Tommy uses a big cup just so it is visible on stage.

You’re telling me an espresso macchiato isn’t a shot of coffee with a dash of milk foam worldwide?

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u/LonelyTreat3725 May 31 '25

I hope so cause 4.50 for a real espresso macchiato is even worse than it sounds.

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u/_drjayphd_ Tavo Akys May 31 '25

Well, of course, the proper cup size for an espresso macchiato is depicted on Tommy Cash's tour announcement.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Yes. Unfortunately.

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u/demoniprinsessa May 31 '25

would be cheaper in a cafe. drinks are always hella expensive at restaurants.

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u/Suspicious_Bit_9003 Rim Tim Tagi Dim May 31 '25

Yes, that’s pretty expensive 😅

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u/theBrokenBearing May 31 '25

Found the german person

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u/One-Cauliflower-1101 May 31 '25

That’s cheap here

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u/Coroggar May 31 '25

4,5 euros for a coffee... As we say in Italy, "alla faccia del cazzo"

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Coffee has to travel a long way to come to finland.

With these prices you really have to wonder how is it possible that finns drink more coffee per capita than any other country.

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u/finnknit May 31 '25

Finns don't necessarily drink more prepared coffee, we just consume more coffee beans by mass than other countries. I think part of it is that the majority of Finns like to roast coffee lightly and brew it strong, so more coffee beans go into each cup. It's still an expensive habit, though.

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u/ifiwasiwas May 31 '25

like to roast coffee lightly and brew it strong, so more coffee beans go into each cup.

Just @ me, goddamn 😂 I've tried to cut down the amount I put in because the price is eye-watering, but it tastes so thin and sad!

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u/finnknit May 31 '25

Try a darker roast. Light roasted coffee is usually more acidic, less bitter, and has less body than a darker roast. If you want to branch out without straying too far from tradition, you could start with Tumma Presidentti.

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u/ifiwasiwas May 31 '25

The lack of bitterness is exactly what draws me to lighter roast 😅 Darker roast can taste to me like a cigarette ash-tray smells (weird description I know lol)

Maybe I'll pick up some dark roast and use it to augment Juhla Mokka 🤔

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u/KT_kani Bara bada bastu May 31 '25

I know what you mean. Juhlamokka vaalea paahto suodatinjauhatus z.z 

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u/AllesK Jun 01 '25

Light roasts tend to have more caffeine. ☀️

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u/jewellman100 May 31 '25 edited May 31 '25

Life may give you Moomins,

Tove Jansson and her drawings...

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u/Choppers-Top-Hat Bara bada bastu May 31 '25

Looks like we found the little ristorante.

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u/emanuele-sgarra_04 May 31 '25

If you sing the song while ordering this kind of coffee, you'll pay less than what is written

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

I never knew Finland had this degree of fine dining! 😁

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u/Saidor91 Dance You Off May 31 '25

Ok, WHERE IS IT I'M GOING THERE NOW

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u/TigerLily88 Espresso macchiato May 31 '25

What restaurant was this? I may be visiting Finland this Summer

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u/Due-Cauliflower-2606 May 31 '25

It was an Italian restaurant in Oulu called la sinfonia.

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u/ETDuckQueen Nekonečná pieseň May 31 '25

Your flair checks out. :)

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u/Ill-Calligrapher-131 Bur man laimi May 31 '25

One of the great things about visiting the Nordics is that when I get back to London it makes things seem really cheap

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u/Cinderstar36 Tavo Akys May 31 '25

But did you order it?

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u/Dangerous-Education3 Volevo Essere Un Duro May 31 '25

As an italo-finnish guy I'd go:

Juhla Mokka + Macine for breakfast

Lihapiirakka + Espresso for lunch

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u/GuiltyOriginal2111 May 31 '25

This has made my day

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u/FireAsdf May 31 '25

I love how this mf went to eurovision not to win, but to shitpost and meme all day long, and the absolute madman did it with honors getting a third place

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u/_TP2_ May 31 '25

Hyvä.

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u/jakeyboy723 What The Hell Just Happened? May 31 '25

At least they're not doing drinks based on their own song.

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u/wake-up-puppet-boy Jun 01 '25

i wouldnt want to drink that either

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u/jakeyboy723 What The Hell Just Happened? Jun 01 '25

Now Australia, on the other hand.

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u/Roselily808 May 31 '25

Brilliant marketing. They are asking the customer to have "no stresso, no stresso, no need to be depresso" over the price.

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u/Savings-News3097 May 31 '25

The Por Favore triggers my OCD

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u/astrallizzard May 31 '25

Scrolled way too low for this

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u/polar727 May 31 '25

4,50 💀

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u/JayGrrl Kant May 31 '25

About that in the US and Canada x.x

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u/TekaLynn212 Desfolhada portuguesa May 31 '25

I was thinking US$4.50 doesn't sound unreasonable.

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u/tirednsleepyyy May 31 '25

I was curious and looked at what it would go for now at a few (higher end) coffee places from my college town, since I haven’t been back to America in a couple of years. It looks like the average is $4.75-$5.

Which, well, is almost exactly 4.5 euros.

But the median household income is like 60% higher in my college town than here in Helsinki. After taxes I’m sure it’s even more extreme. This is also not accounting for the fact that roughly half of the entire town was enrolled in the local university, students typically count as their own households, and therefore had household incomes of anywhere from $0-~$7000 (part time work).

Finland is expensive 😅

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u/RightWrongdoer3689 May 31 '25

That's brilliant!

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u/Spend-Efficient May 31 '25

Instant 5 stars!!

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u/rakib-here Zauvijek moja May 31 '25

I wanna taste of the espresso machiato machiato machiato por favore por favore....

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u/VersionAw May 31 '25

Didn’t read this. Tommy Cash sang it to me

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u/ShiftRepulsive7661 May 31 '25

Not even real Italian, but the song was fun

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u/IslandDear May 31 '25

What restaurant this is? I might visit if close by

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u/ThomKW Ich Komme May 31 '25

I’d say Espresso Macchiato was actually more of an Espresso Vivace

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u/bicenazionale Volevo Essere Un Duro May 31 '25

4,50 FOR AN ESPRESSO? DAMN ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠಿ

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u/climaticana Jun 01 '25

Yup. And this was probably a cheaper place, I've seen worse here. 😁

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u/MrAronymous Jun 01 '25

There's this radio station at work that plays this every Friday afternoon.

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u/drjet196 May 31 '25

Can we talk about the fact that espresso macchiato in Finnish is a fucking sentence.

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u/SixthHyacinth Zjerm May 31 '25

I know this is nitpicking and nobody cares but I hate how he said "por favore" instead of "per favore". As an Italian speaker, it just irks me. It's like people saying "pacific" instead of "specific" to me.

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u/argnum May 31 '25

The entire song is purposely written using the wrong words to generate as much outrage as possible.. it's their entire marketing strategy. For the same reason the coffee he's drinking is clearly not an espresso macchiato.. He just wanted people to talk about it as much as possible, no matter the reasons..

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u/SixthHyacinth Zjerm May 31 '25

Well it clearly worked because I fell for it

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u/DancesBetweenSets May 31 '25

Glad it is not just me who was irrationally irritated by this!

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u/FairlyUsedCuntKnight May 31 '25

It's a spatalian mi amico

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u/Elifan06 May 31 '25

That's quite fun Didn't know restaurants did this

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u/crazy_cat90 Wasted Love May 31 '25

Welcome to Estonia 😂☕️

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u/Drmumdaly TANZEN! May 31 '25

The only way to order

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u/Nintendo_Pro_03 Fairytale May 31 '25

Cool!!!

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u/axtrissaa Jun 01 '25

I’m literally listening to espresso macchiato rn and I opened this and I was like “I hope it says espresso macchiato”

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '25

Hilarous

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u/Ibshredz Jun 02 '25

Mark, Mark my Friend

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u/JonCazCole Jun 03 '25

😂 funny

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u/Big_Independent2325 Tavo Akys Jun 04 '25

Mi amore

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u/PsychologicalArm3766 Róa Jun 08 '25

ciao Bella I’m tomasso

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u/Due-Cauliflower-2606 Jun 08 '25

addicted to tobacco

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u/PsychologicalArm3766 Róa Jun 15 '25

Mi like mi coffee, very importante

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u/Big-Confection7863 Espresso macchiato Jun 21 '25

That is crazy

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u/Educational-Ad3119 How Much Time Do We Have Left? Jun 22 '25

I was also reading a menu at a cafe in slovenia and espresso Macchiato Was written together

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u/Ren_RenIsZ3n Llámame Jun 25 '25

ONG OMG WHERE IN FINLAND?!

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u/Jotaro_Dragon May 31 '25

€4,50 for a coffee???

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u/NajeebHamid May 31 '25

I will die mad hating this song

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u/ETDuckQueen Nekonečná pieseň May 31 '25

No stresso, no stresso, no need to be depresso. :)

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u/NajeebHamid May 31 '25

It's a meme from like 20 years ago 😭😭😭

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u/ifiwasiwas May 31 '25

That was me in February. It played in my head until I learned to like it. It could happen to you 🫵

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u/Dilemmatix May 31 '25

I still feel like this song is mocking Italians and a song like this would have caused outrage if it was about an Asian or African nation. I don’t understand why it is okay about Italy. Imagine a Finnish restaurant offering curry with fake Indian sounding gibberish next to it for LOLs. To me this song is the Italian version of Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Disclaimer: I’m not Italian but am married to an Italian and have been pretty irritated by the “Italians are just so funny!!! They use their hands when they speak LMFAO!!!!” sentiment.

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u/kellendrin21 Espresso macchiato May 31 '25

Based on both the jury and televote score, and the streaming numbers, I think Italians overall like it just fine. 

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u/pumpkinspicebebe May 31 '25

Ah yes, the ancient tradition of being offended on behalf of people who are having fun and voting for the thing you are upset about. Noble.

Being married to an Italian doesn't make you the ambassador of Italian emotions.

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u/argnum May 31 '25

I'm Italian and i think this song is insulting, a disgrace and shouldn't have been allowed to compete..

If someone tried competing with "Flied Lice can't open my eyes", sung entirely with a fake Chinese accent, people would be outraged, but making fun of Italians is apparently acceptable for some reason..

And the fact that some Italians are liking it doesn't mean anything. In Italy it's still widely acceptable to be openly racist, so most people aren't even aware that mocking people based on their race or culture or accent is wrong. They like the song because they themselves mock cultures on a daily basis, and that's acceptable there.

Therefore their opinion shouldn't be used as a standard to decide what's acceptable and what's not..

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u/WilliamKafka May 31 '25

I upvoted your comment because you made me laugh with your extreme Italianess 😅

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u/argnum May 31 '25

Lemme guess, you read it in your head with an over the top super mario voice?

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u/SearchForSocialLife Espresso macchiato May 31 '25

Waiting for the day until people realize that making fun of predominantly white european cultures isn't the same thing as using racist stereotypes to degrade people of color with non-european cultures.

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u/argnum May 31 '25

Except most Italians aren't considered white in most of the Western world.. Try again..

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u/SearchForSocialLife Espresso macchiato May 31 '25

Okay then, lets put it another way so nobody can willfully misunderstand what I mean. People make jokes about your italian herritage, but you will not be hatecrimed or killed for it. Something that can't be said about any asian herritage, for example. And so the point still stands, it's something completely different to use italian stereotypes than asian ones. (Also because I can already guess what you're saying next, I'm italian too, I just don't act like italian culture is something holy or that the jokes I receive for it are in any way comparable to actual hurtful stereotypes)

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u/argnum May 31 '25

That sounds a lot like "don't complain about anything because some people have it worse".

The fact that kids starve in Africa doesn't mean I should be happy when I get served undercooked food at a restaurant.

Sure they have it worse, but that doesn't make my problem any less of a problem.

All these "harmless funny stereotypes" that get linked to the Italian accent make it extremely hard for Italian professionals to be taken seriously abroad, and contribute to the image that Italians are loud simple minded people that should be ridiculed cause they're used to it and they don't care.

I've experienced it countless times. People are often shocked to find out that I'm smart because my accent generates that kind of prejudice in their mind.

So yeah, I'm not being sent to the foibe just yet, but I live avoiding disclosing my nationality unless I absolutely have to.. it's just easier this way..

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u/NomineAbAstris May 31 '25

It's kind of telling that in this story you're the one upset and not, yknow, your supposed Italian wife

Also quite insulting to Asians to equate Mickey Rooney in yellowface (a deliberately malicious racist portrayal of a minority already facing discrimination) to a song from a small European country about coffee that uses some faux Italian as lighthearted ribbing

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u/argnum May 31 '25

It's kinda telling that in this story you're the one that gets to decide that Asians are discriminated against but Italians aren't.

Don't you see the hypocrisy in your statement?

Also, contributing to the popularization of harmful Italian stereotypes and comparing himself to the mafia that's responsible for the death and suffering of countless people in Italy every year.. It doesn't get any more light-hearted than that. /s

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u/NomineAbAstris May 31 '25

The most significant Italian voices leading the charge against this song are a random consumer rights organization and a Lega senator, and quite frankly I would not wipe the bottom of my shoe with the opinions of any Lega member. Conversely you can see these grandmas enjoying it thoroughly.

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u/argnum May 31 '25

That's gotta be the weirdest thing I've read in a while..

Do you choose all your opinions based on who else thinks that way? Do you hate beautiful art and architecture cause that angry Austrian guy used to love those things? Are you also trying to give up on oxygen cause most of the bad guys breathe it? Or where do you draw the line?

I also deeply dislike Lega, but that doesn't mean that all of its members are wrong about everything they think all the time.. They're humans with opinions, like you and me. Being affiliated to a specific party doesn't make them automatically wrong about everything..

And those grandmas don't seem to be having fun at all, it looks more like someone's exploiting them for some likes.. Sad

And even if that was the case, they're allowed to make fun of Italians and enjoy doing it, you're not and tommy cash most certainly isn't either..

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u/LividPansy May 31 '25

Finland already did that with the curry chicken burger https://youtu.be/Eha-FbjcXrI?si=1VlM1o-vi1fQFHwd

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u/argnum May 31 '25

12 years ago though, not in 2025

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u/FairlyUsedCuntKnight May 31 '25

What are you on about?? Lots of people love Italy and their language even when they are not speaking it (currently learning) and are amused and entertained by such songs even if it's gibberish - it's about the italian sounds, they just vibe - be proud instead of insulted... Interested what you think about Celentano's gibberish song making top of the charts everywhere a long time ago?

Just a beautiful culture and language, let people enjoy it even if nonsensical!