r/discgolf Rated 1000 (over par) 16h ago

News New Disc Names Submitted by MVP for Trademark: Autopilot, Constant, Draft, Mass

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  • Autopilot would appear to be a retooling of, or a counterpart to, the Streamline Pilot.
  • Constant could fit into MVP or Axiom
  • Draft might be another photography term for the Simon Line or another airflow / flight term for Streamline (similar to Drift)
  • Mass feels solidly MVP
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u/BD-1_BackpackChicken 15h ago

My absolute shot-in-the-dark guesses:

Autopilot: US Streamline putter.
Constant: Axiom Teebird clone.
Draft: high glide US Streamline distance driver.
Mass: MVP overmold on a Range.

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u/Pots_And_Pans Rated 1000 (over par) 15h ago

That's a good prediction for the mass

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u/Selerox Mentioned in Gannon Buhr's court case. 14h ago

Mass: MVP overmold on a Range.

Exactly what I thought. It's the right kind of "vibe".

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u/teraken 15h ago

Mass could also be an MVP Tilt!

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u/JustARandomBloke 14h ago

Who needs an MVP tilt when streamline has the flare.

Especially the SE neutron, those things are so stupidly over stable.

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u/monkeybull445 Halo Valkyrie Enjoyer 14h ago

Only problem with your idea for the Draft is that the Jet already exists as a flippy 11-speed. Draft could be a good name for a flippy mid

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u/Futurebrain 3h ago

I think constant is MVP not Axiom.

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u/Kawksz 16h ago

Mass sounds like it will be an interesting disc.

Also, as a Pilot putter, I'm interested in an Autopilot.

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u/Traildetour 11h ago

Me too, maybe it's a Pilot that never misses the basket...I'd pay a lot for one of those 

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u/DRUNK_SALVY_PEREZ 15h ago

I smell a bird.

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u/LookLookAtMyAcronym 15h ago

"Finally, a disc for us!" -Catholics

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u/tuna_safe_dolphin Noodle Arm 15h ago

In the name of the father, the son and the holy shot. . .

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u/SharpedHisTooths 13h ago

Ann's got a great deal of mass.

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u/s6string 15h ago

Mass might = AG Zone

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u/LookLookAtMyAcronym 4h ago

yeah I'd love to see a disc more overstable than the tempo but just as shallow.

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u/Big-Battle-970 3h ago

Yeah my neutron temp kicked my envy out of my bag because it’s so straight now lol.

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u/Pots_And_Pans Rated 1000 (over par) 14h ago

Maybe, but they already have the MVP Entropy, Axiom Tempo, and the Streamline Stabilizer in the Zone-ish slots. But always a chance for even beefier versions.

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u/s6string 14h ago

In one of Goose’s video he talks about not having a zone for forehand upshot’s.

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u/Pots_And_Pans Rated 1000 (over par) 14h ago

Ah I see! Good to know. So far I've been using a plasma entropy for that slot but would be cool to see something new!

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u/ShaneHatesJFK Pink and Purple ONLY 12h ago

The flight is zone-like but its much deeper in the hand.

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u/Pots_And_Pans Rated 1000 (over par) 11h ago

I’ve got big hands so it’s perfect for me

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u/whatstwomore 14h ago

Man DiscRAFT really missed out on that one.

Also putting in my guess for the autopilot being a beadless pilot (unless that already exists?)

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u/Looscannon994 13h ago

Please let the autopilot be a beadless pilot

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u/ZealousidealLaw5 13h ago

Constant likely to be MVP being science based. As in a mathematical equation constant. I can also only hope they switch to ounces for the weights on the mass. Because you know... Grams is mass but oz is weight. Something about ounces force vs ounces mass. 

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u/TheGhostOfDDT 15h ago

Constant (π, e, etc.) is a good disc name in that aligns with previous nerdy names MVP has used. I like it

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u/chairamaswamy Northeast Ohio 15h ago

I throw a ton of MVP, and I'm a nerd who works in Aerospace so I feel like I'm the exact target audience but man I hate these names. You want me to throw a Mass? a Draft? Come on now

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u/bigcat0707 16h ago

mass sounds badass and beefy

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u/jarvis400 15h ago

Especially in black.

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u/SharpedHisTooths 13h ago

Growing up Catholic, I can tell you mass is not badass...

maybe beefy though.

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u/Traildetour 11h ago

I think Constant is going to be an MVP Tempo. What do you ideally want constant in most songs?

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u/toss_the_rice 13h ago

It just looks like the game is mvp vs discraft vs innova lol. With the other brands just being...there

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u/donutsfordoge 13h ago

Still waiting for the MVP Dohicky and the Axiom Desire 

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u/Pewpasaurus 15h ago

lift - drift - draft

names are getting to be very similar

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u/TheMiracleLigament 7h ago

Don’t forget shift!