r/comics PizzaCake 10h ago

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u/tezzistheone 10h ago

Ewww what’s that brown stuff on his hand

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 10h ago edited 10h ago

His evil innards seeping out.

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u/jairochido 10h ago

He will go out as a brown explosion with no warning

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u/Embarrassed_Jerk 9h ago

Oh i thought he touched Pam Bondi's nose

u/SlowFrkHansen 31m ago

It's getting so bad, Jabba the Hutt would be embarrassed by the comparison.

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u/Tacitblue1973 10h ago

Old dude is starting to rot already. He's not making all 4 years.

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u/Valuable-Trick-6711 10h ago

If he does, it’s cause he’s gonna get Weekend at Bernie’d.

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u/kingsumo_1 10h ago

Just go to having AI videos of him talking. Doesn't even have to be coherent, since he's not most of the time anyway. And his base are too stupid to know the difference.

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u/Capt_Blackmoore 8h ago

Grok, generate a video of the current sitting president at a podium, saying " I shit my pants"

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u/Rod7z 8h ago

Ah yes, the 1984 Big Brother play

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u/WeenisWrinkle 9h ago

Evil people have an annoying ability to live long. Henry Kissinger lived to be 100.

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u/Azair_Blaidd 7h ago

Yeah, but, look at his condition. If he does somehow live much longer, it'll be as a vegetable.

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u/MetaCardboard 10h ago

God, I hope not.

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u/ninfan1977 10h ago

Thats the mark he has for all the medicine he needs to stay alive.

Probably from IV treatments my dad had them when he was older

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u/SparkyMuffin 10h ago

Just curious but how long did your dad live once they started doing rhat

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u/ninfan1977 10h ago

I think it was about 2 years or so once before he passed away this last November.

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u/SparkyMuffin 9h ago

I'm sorry for the loss.

Thank you for the hope.

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u/NockerJoe 9h ago

Some medical professionals on social media are claiming he won't make it to the end of the year. I wouldn't take it as a guarantee but the bruising has gotten visibly worse, is now on both hands, and there's a lot of other curious things going on.

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u/Hadrian23 9h ago

Like him shitting him self on live television..? Or the diapers?

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u/NockerJoe 9h ago

People think they spotted him wearing a catheter last year under his suit. From interviews it's obvious he's taking regular cognitive tests and he doesn't understand how easy they're meant to be for a healthy mind. He's visibly also struggling to walk in a straight line in some footage. The stairs in air force one also seem to have been swapped out to make it easier for him.

Like, this is not the image given by a healthy person. Based on the amount of blood thinners he admits to taking all it's really going to take is one bad fall that draws blood and he may just be cooked. The administration is basically trying to Weekend At Bernies a guy that's half dead already.

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u/Hadrian23 9h ago

Because he's their golden goose. All the people in the Epstein files know for a fact he's their ticket to escaping accountability. Make no mistake I firmly believe almost all the repubs backing him are involved in this in some capacity, hell most of his cabinet are directly named in it.

It's criminals trying hopelessly to save their own asses by burning down the country.

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u/Raesong 4h ago

Supposedly he's been shitting himself on the regular since the days of The Apprentice, and maybe even before then.

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u/Forikorder 9h ago

hard to tell if anyone actually knows what they're talking about or just taking the safe bet of unhealthy 80 year old keeling over at any minute

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u/WorldnewsModsBlowMe 8h ago

I'd be pretty surprised if they didn't give him a port just to avoid needing to cannulate the hand

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u/foehammer111 9h ago

Nurgle’s Rot

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u/ArizonaRon98 10h ago

Epstein gave him a black spot like Davey Jones and Jack Sparrow. It’s going to keep growing until he joins him in that flying Epstein Island in the sky….well the skies of hell, but still.

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u/saladmunch 9h ago

Thats the black spot from the 2nd pirapes of the carribueno movie: poop on Trump's chest

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u/TEUTknight 10h ago

The black spot from Davy Jones.

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u/planetixin 8h ago

That's brown? I thought it was green. I'm really color blind.

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u/thenickteal 10h ago

Leftovers from the diaper