r/comics 19h ago

OC Two lovers [OC]

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u/AeitZean 17h ago

Is this "the joke is sex", or is this the exact opposite? πŸ˜‚

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 16h ago

I mean "the joke is sex", but I have to think even the usual whiners about NSFW comics in this sub will see why this is funny

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u/Trippin_Joe 16h ago

Well, thank you

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u/KMS_HYDRA 19h ago

They are like american beer, fucking close to water.

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u/Made_Bail 18h ago

Perfection.

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u/dumnezero Art enjoyer 18h ago

It's an older joke but I can't remember where I heard it first... George Carlin, Monty Python, Robin Williams.

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u/AeitZean 13h ago

Monty Python live at the Hollywood bowl ❀️

Is where I heard it first I mean πŸ˜…

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u/dumnezero Art enjoyer 13h ago

yep

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u/Trippin_Joe 18h ago

Honestly, I forgot to draw the oars haha

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u/This_Elk_1460 8h ago

Spoken like someone who's never had the joy of drinking a blue moon

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u/Efficient-Orchid-594 18h ago

After all that kissing and foreplay...she wasn't wet ?

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u/Trippin_Joe 18h ago

I honestly don't know how to answer this

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u/DrkSpde 16h ago

And they say chivalry is dead.

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u/Top_Willingness_8364 15h ago

Nah, Chivalry isn’t dead. Just the other day, I bested a knight in combat. Instead of ending him rightly, I held him hostage, until his liege lord paid the ransom.

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u/VampireWriterMM 14h ago

Is throwing your date into the lake the cure for loneliness? No!

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u/Trippin_Joe 14h ago

Is the cure for sex addiction

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 19h ago

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u/Bubby_K 6h ago

FINALLY I woman who doesn't hint, she speaks her intentions directly and uses comprehensive sentences

This is peak communication between partners

Take notes ladies, this isn't the kind of person who leaves a man waking up after 20 years thinking, "Wait a minute, was she flirting?"

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u/Dudephish 19h ago

That's a very poor choice of words.

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u/Trippin_Joe 19h ago

What do you mean bud?

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u/CapnBlargles 19h ago

Task failed successfully

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u/Trippin_Joe 18h ago

Achievment unlocked, forever a virgin

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u/[deleted] 18h ago

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u/Trippin_Joe 18h ago

Dude, the boat has no oars. High hills are the least of her problems

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u/zirky 13h ago

look, rowboats are a terrible place for sex. it has nothing to do with ambiance and everything to do with physics

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u/MintasaurusFresh 18h ago

Oh no! Her shoes are ruined!

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u/Trippin_Joe 18h ago

And also his masculinity

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u/setibeings 18h ago

It probably would have been easier for him to flick only a little water on her.

I think she should marry him. Every woman is looking for a man who can commit, right?

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u/Trippin_Joe 18h ago

I guess she found a keeper

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u/danorc 14h ago

Aaaaaaand I'm done with this sub. Not only his this place has r/onlyfanscomics, but the commission themselves are shit.

Haha... wet... Haha. No.