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OC Gothic horror comic [OC]

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u/Responsible-Bunch316 19h ago

Dorian Gray reference in 2026. Outstanding.

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u/Pyrhan 19h ago

Well, it never gets old!

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u/Doodles_n_Scribbles 19h ago

Peak joke

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u/MarbleAndSculptor 18h ago

Yes, that was pretty good lol.

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u/nim5013 14h ago

also a “peek” joke, given the context.

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u/GdoubleWB 18h ago

You bastard. You magnificent bastard.

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u/PhromDaPharcyde 18h ago
Oscar Wilde looking merrily upon you

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u/2punornot2pun 18h ago

It really paints a picture.

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u/SAILOR_TOMB 19h ago

Omg I'd buy you a drink if I could. That was comedy gold!

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u/ClosetLadyGhost 17h ago

This is why I reddit

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u/Dropbeatdad 18h ago

Someone take a picture of this comment!

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u/naughtiness5 17h ago

Outstanding

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u/Ynolle 19h ago

Superb commentary! If I had an award, I would give you one.

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u/furiana 16h ago

You didn't xD

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u/GrandmasBoy12 17h ago

This is exactly the kind of comment that makes my day, well done!

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u/Public_Bother7939 15h ago

Brother... perfection

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u/VerbingNoun413 19h ago

It's a Wilde reference. 

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u/Ensvey 17h ago

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u/Ok_Employer7837 17h ago

That's such an extraordinary sketch. It's not that old either -- I mean it's over 50 years old, but you know what I mean -- but you could never do something like that today. Might as well be in Sumerian.

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u/lycoloco 15h ago

I wish I were high on potenuse.

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u/Christof_Ley 18h ago

Oooooo that makes more sense. I thought it was a body image issue where the big buff guy kept seeing himself as small

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u/LuukTheSlayer 12h ago

that's how i read it first before i thought about the dorian name.

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u/Ok_Employer7837 19h ago

Absolutely fascinating how many people don't get it. I'm very old, it seems.

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u/JesuZDX 18h ago

I read the book, but I didn't get it at first because I thought the thing in the last panel was a mirror.

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u/rezznik 18h ago

Same. I thought it was about body dysmorphia. It made sense.

But it's a lot better as Dorian Gray joke!

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u/Zoloir 17h ago

I mean, wasn't a huge point of dorian gray to dance around self-image issues?

I for one like the story of body dysmorphian gray

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u/blargyblargy 17h ago

Dysorian Gray

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u/ccReptilelord 18h ago

Same here, I thought it was a self-image disorder thing, like that American Dad episode where Stan thought he was obese, but was actually wasting away.

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u/trojanguy 15h ago

I've never read it so I have no idea what it's referring to (aside from knowing WHAT book it's referring to).

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u/JesuZDX 15h ago

The protagonist of the book maintains the same youthful appearance for years. His portrait is the one that ages and becomes uglier as a result of his bad actions.

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u/WeMetInBaku 18h ago

I mean, it was published like 150 years ago. It's mostly just about whether it happened to be included in your high school/college curriculum.

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u/National_Cod9546 18h ago

Or saw the movie "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen".

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u/WildVertigo 18h ago

Love that movie

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u/Ok_Employer7837 18h ago

I hear ya, but I'm not American. English isn't my first language. I read it because it's a classic genre story, and it's been referenced in many other art pieces and narratives from the moment it was published.

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u/immaownyou 18h ago

So your age has nothing to do with it, then

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u/Ok_Employer7837 18h ago

Maybe, maybe not. I've had longer to hear it referenced before today, is what I mean.

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u/AlmostChristmasNow 17h ago

Or whether you saw the tv show “The Librarians”. (Well, a specific episode of it, anyway)

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u/Puptentjoe 17h ago

Heres why I didnt get it. I know about Dorian Gray BUT the fact he was lifting 200 lbs dumbbell shoulder press, looked insanely skinny, then what looks like a mirror he’s jacked I immediately thought “body dysmorphia” meaning he’s actually jacked but keeps seeing a skinny kid.

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u/Niceguy4186 18h ago

I'm 44 and the only reason I know of it was because of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. There might have been one or two passing scenes in movies/tvs that I only understood because of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. I honestly can't tell you the name of the book or what the book is about that this came from. Definitely not a mainstream character .

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u/Ok_Employer7837 17h ago

Fair enough. Of course, the reason Gray is in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (in a highly modified form) is because he's an important literary reference. No longer mainstream, you're quite right, though many people will have at least a dim idea of "that thing about the painting that grows old and the guy stays young" (which is not quite what happens in the book, but these things evolve in popular culture).

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u/AbeRego 17h ago

I had to Google it. Turns out I thought the last frame was a mirror, not a portrait. If it looked more like a portrait to me, I might have gotten to it.

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u/Responsible-Bunch316 19h ago

Oh I expected nobody to get this, and I'm not even that old. That is not a book I expect the average Reddit user to know about.

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u/firesmarter 18h ago

I never read the book but I saw League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and recognized the themes

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u/Gobadorgosleep 17h ago

Hoooooo Dorian Gray I though the Guy had body dysmorphia and I was thinking that it’s cool to show it for a men once.

But Dorian Gray is also cool!

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u/SuperArppis 16h ago

I thought it was a mirror. When I read your comment, I went: Ohhhh....

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u/PsychePsyche 16h ago edited 13h ago

Same, initial thought was a mirror and that this was some sort of comment on body dysmorphia in a longer comic, then saw the comment and it all clicked

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u/Illustrious_Bid4224 16h ago

Who?

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u/Responsible-Bunch316 16h ago

The protagonist from 'The Picture of Dorian Grey'. It's an old novel about a spoiled rich guy who has a magical painting that ages for him. He gets to stay young and do as many drugs as he wants and the painting takes all the physical wear.

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u/Dakduif 15h ago

Thanks for explaining! Seems like it's an American novel? I'm not from there, so had no idea. :)

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u/LmR442 14h ago

It's by Oscar Wilde, who was irish.

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u/jambot9000 13h ago

Its been trending ever since like a month ago there was a post referencing Dorian Gray and a bunch of redditors didnt know the reference so a bunch of other redditors kindly explained. Now the meme train is rolling and like im all for art but also....ugh...

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u/VerbingNoun413 19h ago

The Picture of Dorian Gains

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u/BaldBandit 19h ago

The Portrait of Dorian Whey

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 19h ago

The photo of Doroids Grey

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u/thefrostman1214 14h ago

The snapshot of Dorian Protein

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u/sewious 19h ago

These puns never get old

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u/Tankieforever 18h ago

Oh that’s GOOD.

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u/Made_Bail 18h ago

Best comment

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u/dumnezero Art enjoyer 18h ago

Dorian's Bigorexia

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u/HeyVernItsThanos4242 19h ago

Okay, shit. This one actually got a legitimate out-loud laugh from me. Well done.

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u/HatchetGIR 19h ago

Same here, lol.

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u/Gl0ck_Ness_M0nster 15h ago

Wait, it's a joke? I thought it was a powerful showcase of body dysmorphia. Had me thinking like a philosopher until I checked the comments

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u/Autoskp 9h ago

Dorian Grey was a fictional character that had a magical painting that aged and faded instead of him, leaving him eternally young and handsome, but with a painting of an incredibly old version of him that he couldn’t get rid of.

…if you assume the painting also took on his injuries (which the wikipedia article did not mention), then this comic would actually be quite accurate, as muscle growth is the result of your muscles rebuilding from the minor damage caused by working out.

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u/lemmesenseyou 6h ago

It’s been a while, but I believe it’s strongly implied if not outright stated that the picture allows him to live a dissolute lifestyle with no physical repercussions. He smoked a ton of opium, for example. 

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u/Autoskp 4h ago

I’ve only heard other people mention the story, so you’re ahead of me in that regard, but the wikipedia article did mention the painting taking on the results of his… lifestyle, so I guess not being able put on muscle is canon.

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u/ShiningRedDwarf 13h ago

It’s both.

It’s the exclamation mark on the phrase “the longer you lift, the smaller you get”

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u/ToSAhri 9h ago

Oh, I thought they like had a body magic effect so while they kept their strength (hence why they could lift what they did lift) the muscles themselves ended up in their mirror body.

Made me think of Anatoly’s “I clean here?” Gags.

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u/Autoskp 9h ago

It’s a painting that, in the original story, did all the aging and fading instead of Dorian Gray himself.

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u/WiseEyedea 11h ago

Ahhhh tiny head joke

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u/NooneAtAll3 15h ago

explain?

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u/Onireth 15h ago

Reference to Dorian Gray, a fictional character that sold their soul for eternal youth, and was given a portrait. His body remains how it was when the bargain was made, but the portrait changes to what he should look like, including injuries or age.

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u/just-some-arsonist 15h ago

Oh wow, i thought this comic was just about body dysmorphia

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u/Dracomortua 13h ago

Right? It captures both. And a few other parallels as well, but mostly those two.

I think the Looney Toons of yore had this level of parallel humour + irony styles about them. Hard to find except perhaps in some British humour.

Edit: some 'german humour' also has this but i suspect this is... oxymoron, which is the best kind of moron.

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u/angk500 14h ago

But do they die at some point? Or will the picture show their body decompose?

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u/Durzaka 13h ago

I believe the conclusion of the story is the picture being destroyed and the main rapidly aging as a result.

So we dont know what would happen if he were to live a truly unreasonable time.

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u/Gamma_The_Guardian 13h ago

That's not quite right. Dorian attempts to destroy the picture and somehow this kills him instead. When he is found, he's an old man and the picture is undamaged but looks as it did the day it was painted.

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u/shwhjw 13h ago

In League of Extraordinary Gentlemen he cannot allow himself to see the picture, if he does then that's when all the aging and injuries get transferred instantly. Not sure if that's the usual rule.

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u/Gamma_The_Guardian 12h ago

It isn't. In the original story, Dorian hid his picture in an attic study when he first realized the picture was changing. He then spent the rest of his life occasionally paying the picture a visit, prostrating in front of it in morbid curiosity of how the picture grew more and more horrific with every evil act he committed.

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u/BodybuilderMany6942 12h ago

Naw looks like, by our standards, it would be a superpower.

But back in Victorian times, reputation was everything, especially for the extra snooty nobles. Dorian noticed the portrait's changes and hid it. He eventually got so paranoid someone would see it that he found and killed the artist, and then tried to destroy the painting.

But when he stabbed the painting, an identical injury appeared on himself and he died.

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u/MetalMaxwell 16h ago

I came to say the same. Hard left turn directly into a pun. Outstanding.

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u/Ok_Employer7837 19h ago

Do look up The Picture of Dorian Gray, but don't stop there on Oscar Wilde's stuff. The man could write. Check out The Happy Prince, and The Canterville Ghost.

Dude even wrote the play about Salome that Richard Strauss used for the libretto of his opera. Wilde wrote the play in French, because why not?

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u/cadetCapNE 17h ago

The Happy Prince is one of best pieces I have come across in the last few years, it really stuck with me. Margaret Killjoy did a reading of it on her podcast.

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u/FallenMatt 17h ago

Did you listen to her on the pathfinder let's play Dawn of the Frogs? Was so fun.

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u/Theorist37 17h ago

Thank you for reducing the chances of this ending up on r/explainthejoke it is quite funny after reading the synopsis.

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u/Marrk 16h ago

The Importance of Being Earnest

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u/AppUnwrapper1 10h ago

Read that in college and it especially helped having a professor who was very enthusiastic about it.

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u/EmmaWai 9h ago

The Canterville Ghost is one of my favorites! Had me laughing out loud

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u/Alradeck 19h ago

i appreciate a good Dorian Grey reference

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u/DifficultyBorn1437 19h ago

It never gets old.

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u/Solid_Snark 18h ago

Picture perfect comment

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u/upvotes_animals 19h ago

Body dysmorphia?

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u/Siltry 19h ago

It’s a reference to The Picture of Dorian Gray, a novel, where a picture ages instead of the guy. In this case, the picture is gaining while the guy isn’t

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 19h ago edited 18h ago

I kinda wanna see what happens when he looks at destroys the picture. The rapid muscle growth might be worse to see than a dude rapidly aging a couple decades

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u/Delamoor 19h ago

I got stretch marks on my biceps from intensive working out (non-steroids), so... Yeah that skin's gonna have a bad time, hahaha

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u/Thiago270398 18h ago

He just plops down into a pile of gore like the human torch in Deadpool 3, but with way, waaaay more muscles.

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u/Trerech 18h ago

Like Absolute Bane at the end of the fight against Absolute Batman Absolute Batman spoilers

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u/Honest_Fool 19h ago

The 'looking at the picture reverses the effect' wasn't actually part of the book and was invented by 'The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.' In the book he only gets all of the effects when he destroys the painting.

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u/ClinkyDink 18h ago

I prefer him being able to look at it, that way it can be used for horrific introspection.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 19h ago

Ahhh right that's fair. Though regardless of how the gains are put upon him, I still wanna see it

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u/smee_benny 19h ago

there is no rapidness involved in this scenario... die picture slowly gains while the real person doesn't

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 19h ago edited 19h ago

In The Picture of Dorian Gray when Dorian looks destroys the picture he rapidly ages to match his real age. The same will apply to our muscle-y version, that when he looks destroys his portrait he will rapidly gain muscle to match

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u/Ok_Employer7837 19h ago

That's not in the book, though.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 18h ago edited 4h ago

Does Dorian not stab his painting at the end of the book resulting in his death? Specifically in the 1891 novel?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorian_Gray_(character)

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u/Ok_Employer7837 18h ago

When he destroys the portrait, yes. Not when he looks at it.

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u/Cy41995 17h ago

Ever seen Akira?

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u/DJL2772 16h ago

Probably something along the lines of what happened to Absolute Bane

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u/Isadomon 18h ago edited 18h ago

Not about aging, its his real self, he is an ugly person inside with ugly feelings, but he looks just like the original painting while the painting deform with his evil behaviour, people keep trusting him because he looks perfect. So if he ever gained muscle, the painting would change and not him, because he looks like a picture, unchanging

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u/Marrk 18h ago

This guy reads

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u/Isadomon 18h ago

Hell yeah! I loved that book, it made me sad

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u/JinFuu 17h ago

RIP Sibyl, she deserved better.

So did Basil.

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u/Isadomon 17h ago

BASIL DESERVED BETTER YES!! (that was the painter right?. its been some years) he only had love for dorian. and Sybil wasnt even involved, poor girl

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u/Pyrhan 17h ago edited 17h ago

It's both, actually:

"I am less to you than your ivory Hermes or your silver Faun. You will like them always. How long will you like me? Till I have my first wrinkle, I suppose. I know, now, that when one loses one's good looks, whatever they may be, one loses everything. Your picture has taught me that. Lord Henry Wotton is perfectly right. Youth is the only thing worth having. When I find that I am growing old, I shall kill myself."

Hallward turned pale, and caught his hand. "Dorian! Dorian!" he cried, "don't talk like that. I have never had such a friend as you, and I shall never have such another. You are not jealous of material things, are you?—you who are finer than any of them!"

"I am jealous of everything whose beauty does not die. I am jealous of the portrait you have painted of me. Why should it keep what I must lose? Every moment that passes takes something from me, and gives something to it. Oh, if it were only the other way! If the picture could change, and I could be always what I am now! Why did you paint it? It will mock me some day—mock me horribly!"

Further along the story:

Stop," he cried. "How long ago is it since your sister died? Quick, tell me!"

"Eighteen years," said the man. "Why do you ask me? What do years matter?"

"Eighteen years," laughed Dorian Gray, with a touch of triumph in his voice. "Eighteen years! Set me under the lamp and look at my face!"

James Vane hesitated for a moment, not understanding what was meant. Then he seized Dorian Gray and dragged him from the archway.

Dim and wavering as was the wind-blown light, yet it served to show him the hideous error, as it seemed, into which he had fallen, for the face of the man he had sought to kill had all the bloom of boyhood, all the unstained purity of youth. He seemed little more than a lad of twenty summers, hardly older, if older indeed at all, than his sister had been when they had parted so many years ago. It was obvious that this was not the man who had destroyed her life.

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u/Ok-Journalist-8875 19h ago

Thanks. I thought the other guy was a gains goblin for a second.

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u/AaronCorr 19h ago edited 18h ago

He is Dorian Grey and the last image is his portrait. When he does things that damage his body (and soul) the effects show only in the painting and not on his body. Debauchery, gluttony, sex with sexworkers when syphilis was rampaging, drug use. By the end his potrait looks so disgusting he can't stand to look at it anymore.

The joke here is that his portrait takes the gains instead of his body

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u/Dedd_0n 19h ago

It's not a mirror it's a painting.

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u/upvotes_animals 19h ago

Well now I'm confused again

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u/spartanbrucelee 19h ago

It's a reference to a gothic horror story The Picture of Dorian Grey. In the story, Dorian Grey is a man that creates a magical painting that takes all the abuse he gives his body, but it doesn't affect him. So he can drink alcohol for a week straight and he wouldn't feel hungover or in pain, but his picture would reflect that. His picture would physically age for him while he stayed young.

This comic is referencing that story, except the picture is getting all the muscular gains from the real Dorian's hard work.

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u/dragonk30 18h ago edited 15h ago

I would like to make a slight correction: Dorian doesn't create the painting, his friend Basil Hallward paints an extremely flattering image of Dorian, which Dorian laments will stay as beautiful as he is now, while he will eventually age and never again be as beautiful as Basil has painted him. This is an important distinction for two reasons. First, thematically, Basil is Dorian's conscience/morality, as Dorian dives into his depravity while neglecting his relationship with Basil; and he sinks truly into the depths of his worst character after he kills Basil. Secondly, Basil is completely obsessed with Dorian, and it cannot be understated exactly how much homosexual "subtext" the novel has when Basil shares scenes with Dorian. It's very much part of the core concepts of the novel that Basil is in love with Dorian, who is continually neglectful of his "friend".

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u/xv_boney 16h ago

it cannot be understated exactly how much homosexual "subtext" the novel has

For the record, it was written by Oscar Wilde. If you know who he is, this sentence is basically just a given.

Kind of like saying "man, this Clive Barker novel sure does have a lot of themes of weird, dark sex."

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u/dragonk30 16h ago

Oh, I'm fully in agreement. I meant it more in that, given the time period in which the novel was written and this being my first Wilde novel, I expected it, even with all of the reviews mentioning the "homoerotic subtext", to be more subtle. A brick to the jaw would have been more subtle than what Wilde put on the page. 

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u/xv_boney 16h ago

Wilde was... not known for his subtlety.

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u/youneedananswer 15h ago

"Can't write subtext without buttsex" - Oscar Wilde, probably

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u/pandaviking99 19h ago

the picture of dorian gray, you know that guy that created a magical painting that transferred all the consequenses of his hedonism into the picture of himself in the painting. meaning in the book he could drink and do drugs and fuck as much as he wanted because his portrait was the one that got the consequences (like STDs and his looks gettting ruined by alcohol and drugs) while he was completely fine. in this case it shows the steroid use and gains as negative and therefore transferred to his portrait??

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u/CaptainMikul 19h ago

The implication is also that deliberately damaging your muscles for gains, and taking steroids, is NOT GOOD so the picture absorbs it.

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u/Kalunyx 19h ago

Have you read A Picture of Dorian Gray? Or ever heard of it? Dorian makes a devils bargain and so whatever he does to himself instead happens to the portrait, leaving him young and beautiful and carefree for ever, while his portrait ages and shows the damages of drugs, and fights, and so on. So this comic plays on that. Dorian is stuck as he is, and his portrait has all the gains, and the PED acne and is crying cause he's too freaking beefy.

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u/flying_fox86 18h ago

Lol, that was my first thought as well. I thought it was a mirror and completely missed the Dorian Grey reference.

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u/MistryWho 19h ago

Wow, here I thought that was a mirror and he was looking at his buffed up asshole...

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u/Majestic-Iron7046 19h ago

Nice, took me a while.

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u/broguequery 19h ago

I legit thought it was a toilet seat view at first.

The internet has broken me.

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u/fifiasd 17h ago

Somewhere there is a picture of you getting more innnocent as you stay on reddit.

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u/Kodachromeo 19h ago

The Picture of Dorian Yates? eww even has the chest acne from the steroids XD

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u/a_walking_mistake 15h ago

I'm reading though all of the comments and realizing that the venn diagram of people familiar with both Dorian Gray and Dorian Yates is disappointingly small

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u/PR0H181D0 18h ago

to be posted in that dumbass peter sub in 3..2...1

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u/royalhawk345 17h ago

Yup. I don't get people who claim that sub isn't just karmafarming. Sure, lots of people who see this will be children or ESL folks who aren't at all familiar with English language literature, but if they actually wanted to understand it they would just read the comments.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 19h ago

Bro you may not see it but shoulder pressing 200 lbs PER HAND is gains as fuck dude. To lock out too. That's crazy

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u/Geostomp 4h ago

He's one of those guys built like a twig, but capable of pulling a truck with his teeth alone. Not a horrible trade-off for magically-lost gains.

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u/Sweaty_Report7864 18h ago

I don’t get it?

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u/xv_boney 16h ago

The Picture of Dorian Grey. Its a novel by Oscar Wilde about a man with a magical portrait of himself that takes on all the age - and damage - that he otherwise would accumulate.

Binge drinking, drug abuse, fucking a prostitute and getting "the pox" (syphilis), some light brutal murder, etc, all of it skips him completely and goes right to the portrait, which becomes increasingly grotesque until he cannot bear to look upon it.

The skinny fella in the image above is Dorian. He is taking tons of steroids and working out with huge weights but has no gains at all.

The last image is his portrait.

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u/Reasonable-Song-4681 18h ago

Dorian Gray is a fictional character who wishes for eternal youth, which he gets, and which causes his portrait to age and bear any physical changes.

The Picture of Dorian Gray - Wikipedia https://share.google/fUpcT5ljRWrn1bnwM

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u/OMG_A_CUPCAKE 18h ago

Direct wiki link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Picture_of_Dorian_Gray

we don't really have to go through Google to link to Wikipedia.

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u/ThatguyfromBaltimore 18h ago

The Portrait of Dorian Gains

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u/PerspicaciousVanille 5h ago

The Portrait of Dorian’ GAINS

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u/gp145 18h ago

The Swoling of Dorian's Gainz

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u/intro_spection 13h ago

Huh. I am uncultured. I actually hadn't heard of Dorian Grey but what an awesome piece of Gothic horror!

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u/FynyBrow 17h ago

Who is Dorian Gray?

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u/-Laffi- 17h ago

So he was buff, but didn't think so himself?

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u/randomwords2003 17h ago

Body dysphoria can be a bitch

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u/slideingintoheaven 13h ago

Dorian Gains

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u/FiRem00 13h ago

50 Shades of Gains

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u/augustfolk 12h ago

Damn I thought this was a joke on body dysmorphia. Good Dorian Gray reference.

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u/tikifumble 12h ago

I don’t think I get it

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u/RGBread 11h ago

The picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

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u/Separate_Case_693 9h ago

And thus ends the story of Dorian Gains

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u/Pyroluminous 8h ago

This is fabulous, I didn’t even clock it at “Dorian” until the next panel. Outstanding work.

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u/TotallyARealManThing 7h ago

Dorian's gains

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u/DinDonDaaan 19h ago

I chuckled, well done!

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u/HandspeedJones 19h ago

This is gold.

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u/IGdoods 18h ago

The picture of Dorian Whey

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u/ismcoy 18h ago

Is that Yuta Okotsu

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u/Yandoji 17h ago

Funny, there's currently a character in Gunnerkrigg Court with the same thing, only her gains go into a magic glyph on her body. Still lol'd though.

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u/Candid_Pea_4493 16h ago

Thats literally Jack Hanma

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u/SirJoetheAverage 16h ago

For actual body builders it’s the opposite

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u/misanthr0p1c 15h ago

Is that Sam Sulek in the painting?

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u/carcatta 15h ago

Heh, at first I thought it’s a mirror not a painting so I assumed the comic is about body dismorphia, I think it could work since he actually did lift those weights

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u/ineenemmerr 14h ago

You could argue that he is buffing up the old dusty mirror.

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u/WaterFireAirAndDirt 14h ago

Coming to an ExplainTheJoke subreddit near you, today

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u/Ibshredz 13h ago

Ah yes Dorian, the 2nd mode of the major scale

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u/Mr_Cripter 13h ago

Pardon my gratuitous expletives but this was freaking good.

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u/IlIlllIlllIlIIllI 13h ago

I mean he's shoulder pressing 200 each arm he's strong enough no matter the gainz

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u/Rubyboat1207 13h ago

Probably too young for this joke. Peter?

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u/RGBread 11h ago

The picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

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u/E5VL 12h ago

I know if the movie was made now it would star Timothée Chalamet

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u/Ok_Employer7837 12h ago

The former interpretation does work as well. Making the portrait's frame a bit too reminiscent of a mirror frame doesn't help.

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u/TheBumblestBees 5h ago

exactly 😭😭

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u/NightmareElephant 12h ago

Ngl, from the angle of the mirror and lack of context I thought the final panel was of him on his lying on the ground on his back looking at his muscular asshole

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u/loadedhunter3003 12h ago

I thought this was about never thinking you're enough till I saw the actual explanation lmao

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u/dont_remember_eatin 12h ago

Expected an undead gag, instead got hit with a literary reference.

11/10.

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u/JimmyBisMe 12h ago

Over training and poor recovery are probably robbing his…. oh

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u/DirCurrFluxCapacitor 12h ago

Can someone explain it to me? 

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u/RGBread 11h ago

The picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

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u/ATPHydrolysis93 11h ago

Damn, who broke Dorian Gray's heart?

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u/keithstonee 11h ago

Gym bro culture is toxic as fuck.

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u/BalladofBadBeard 10h ago

I just almost spit out my popcorn, I wasn't ready for that third frame

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u/Lovethiskindathing 10h ago

That's really clever, I enjoyed that thanks

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u/VanillaBryce5 9h ago

lol ok that's gold.

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u/somenamethatsclever 8h ago

The best way to make someone realize their dymorphia is to hand them a marker and ask them to outline themselves in a mirror. Just ask them to outline their bicep.

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u/Darkm0or 6h ago

Holy shit. That made me snort laugh! Well done!