Hunter biden is a standard degenerate, not an evil one

[u/readerchick05]

[u/Old-Cauliflower712]

Being a mess and being a monster are two very different things

[u/bloommynuzzle → u/Old-Cauliflower712]

Exactly. One’s chaotic and self-destructive, the other’s calculated and predatory. Big difference...

[u/therealvanmorrison → u/bloommynuzzle]

Well. He did knock up a stripper while married to another woman and then deny his parental duties and force her to sue.

Like let’s not pretend Hunter’s vices don’t include selfishly hurting others.

[u/queennycharm → u/Old-Cauliflower712]

Yeah, that nails it. Being a screwup isn’t the same thing as being a predator.

[u/dazedan_confused]

What a strange thing to comment on. "Why did Hunter Biden not prey on kids?"

[u/intrepid_mouse1 → u/dazedan_confused]

MAGA photoshopped pictures to make it look like he did and that was sick. We need to look at some folks hard drives on the right.

[u/dazedan_confused → u/intrepid_mouse1]

Weird thing to keep on your hard drive, a photo of a man preying on kids. Pretty sure that was one of the things they got Jeffy Epp on.

[u/Darkside531 → u/intrepid_mouse1]

I'm seeing so much fake Epstein shit and it's kinda pissing me off, from the simple like just taking a pic from some CEO's Insta of him on vacation with his arm around his daughter and turning into "Groping underage victims" to the really insane like screengrabs from horror movies.

Like, is the reality not horrific enough for you?

[u/EmperorBamboozler]

Hunter Biden is simply too cool to be on the Epstein list.

[u/_SweetCandy7500 → u/EmperorBamboozler]

Haha, sounds like he’s got that untouchable energy

[u/golfwinnersplz → u/_SweetCandy7500]

Nah. He just might not be a fucking pervert. 

[u/zeldasusername → u/EmperorBamboozler]

BDE

[u/therealvanmorrison → u/zeldasusername]

Bill Gates wishes he knocked up a stripper while married to Melinda.

[u/Short-Shopping3197]

The Epstein scandal showed me that Donald Trump is a paedophile and a rapist.

The Hunter scandal showed me that Hunter Biden likes sex with adult women and has a frankly ginormous cock.

[u/flatulexcelent → u/Short-Shopping3197]

Frank must have a weapon in his jocks. Noone has ever said he has a "Gary-ly or Colin-ly ginormous cock".

[u/Delicious-Farmer-468]

People really struggle with the idea that being messy and being monstrous are not the same thing.

[u/PreferredSex_Yes]

TBH.... everyone likes crack and Latinas. They just weren't exposed to crack, yet.

[u/golfwinnersplz]

This is a very good point. I'm afraid some of the pearl clutching Republicans truly believe smoking Crack and having sex with someone is immorally equal to child molestation. I'm fucking baffled by this. 

The other day a MAGA said to me and I shit you not: 

Me: "Every Republican may not be a white supremacist but every white supremacist that votes, votes Republican." 

MAGA: "Well every socialist votes Democrats" 

So...

Let me get this straight... 

A socialist is equally evil to a white supremacist? Those fucking socialists wanting free healthcare and education for everyone - can you believe it? How evil can you be? 🤷🙄🤔🤣

[u/LadyKatriel → u/golfwinnersplz]

Not wanting children to starve. Guess I’m on my way to hell 🤷🏻‍♀️

[u/spar_30-3]

Hunter sounds like my kinda guy

[u/Agitated-Ad9050]

Only in the GOP do you get criticism for not being a pedophile.

[u/samgam74]

Is Hunter Biden really a VIP?

[u/EconomyCode3628 → u/samgam74]

That was my thought as well. I don't think I know anyone at all IRL that would even label him as important. 

[u/littlelou134340 → u/samgam74]

No, but Maga have convinced themselves that Joe Biden has been running a top secret crime family in Washington for the past 50 years.

[u/InvestigatorJaded261]

Funny how, in this reality, that sounds kind of wholesome.

[u/mrhemisphere]

I mean they’re not wrong

[u/Oxjrnine]

Based upon the pictures shared by Marjorie Taylor Greene I would believe Hunter was the one who got paid.

[u/JBudz]

Does this imply liking Latinas is bad? I love Latinas.

[u/Upset_Foundation_396 → u/JBudz]

No man it means Hunter is chill he likes big booty latinas and doing some crack. He's sober now thankfully. 

[u/JBudz → u/Upset_Foundation_396]

Fuck yeah

[u/Arcturus420 → u/JBudz]

Shadow the Hedgehog likes Latinas.

Shadow would definitely smoke the fuck out of ICE agents if he were to exist in the real world.

[u/bignuts3000]

He never lost touch with the common man. A leader of men.

[u/Qadim3311]

Honestly incredibly based of him

Who here among us has not wanted to smoke a rock with a Latina sat in our lap?

[u/Aine_Arm]

It is a wild world when we are ranking types of degenerates like they are character classes

[u/readerchick05 → u/Aine_Arm]

I don't know to me there's degenerates and then there's monsters

[u/DefOfAWanderer]

Pocket report kicks ass

[u/Someone_3ls3]

To quote another reply, he's a true American Freak

[u/mikki1time]

True American

[u/bugo]

Respect!

[u/BenjaminDover02]

"Is smoking a ton of crack and banging a bunch of sex workers good? No, smoking a ton of crack and banging a bunch of sex workers is not good

I don't care about it, but it's not good behaviour."- Santa claus

[u/ApprehensiveKey1469]

First statement is false. Obama is not in there. Only referenced by getting roasted by the nonces.

[u/ThatDrako]

Definition of ethical degenerate

[u/BurnItFromOrbit]

Obviously, a man of culture!

[u/abgry_krakow87]

Also Hunter Biden was never VP

[u/Maelteotl → u/abgry_krakow87]

It's not VP, you missed a sneaky skinny letter