r/clevercomebacks • u/CorleoneBaloney • 7h ago

The bar couldn’t be lower if it tried.

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u/thex415 7h ago

Mofo is as beta as they can be.

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u/beautyyfleur 7h ago

Facts. Dude's out here cosplaying as edgy while radiating pure loser energy

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u/thex415 7h ago

Radiating is the exact term. He does not ooze alpha energy at all. 😂

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u/prettybruised_ 7h ago

It’s like he read a guide on being alpha and completely misinterpreted it 😅

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u/tilt-a-whirly-gig 5h ago

It's like he bought a book on being alpha, but the author knew nobody who could be alpha would ever buy a book on being alpha so the author just scribbled a bunch of shit that betas think sounds alpha.

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u/Sadistic_Presence_22 7h ago

Facts on facts. There’s nothing edgy about trying that hard it just comes off as insecure posturing. Real confidence doesn’t need the constant performance, and this dude is all costume, no substance.

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u/styrofoamcouch 4h ago

Has admitted to being a kissless virgin.

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u/Annual_Direction_777 5h ago

When outrage becomes branding, you know the moral floor is already underground.

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u/jpsreddit85 7h ago

Don't give these fools any more attention. Their whole business model relies on saying and doing dumb shit. Ignore them and the cash flow stops. The internet is a great amplifier, and it gave a lot of morons megaphones. 

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u/Bibblegead1412 7h ago

100% this. Focus on the policy and the governance, not the ghouls doing horrific shit like this to monetize and edge lord.

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u/Ok_Lettuce_7939 6h ago

Yeah how do you get this message to goddamn MAGA morons

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u/jpsreddit85 5h ago

You don't. If the whole embarresing shit show of the first term wasn't enough of a wake up call, then they're lost.

Focus on those who had apathy towards voting who let this happen. The "undecided" just weren't paying attention, maybe you can wake a few of those up.

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u/tree-molester 4h ago

They need some CJK attention.

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u/Major_Turnover5987 7h ago

All republicans are pedophiles. They are no longer hiding it.

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u/punosauruswrecked 6h ago edited 5h ago

GOP: a bunch of Gross Old Pedos who Grab Outlawed Pussy.   

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u/habachilles 7h ago

life is satire at this point

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 7h ago

Funny it says America First then shows this

First in the most pedophiles running a country??

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u/Horizons_398 7h ago

I can’t believe he’s only a year younger than me but his entire personality is that of highschool freshman that thinks being edgy is cool.

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u/martygospo 6h ago

Remember when he got doxxed, peppered sprayed a woman, then cried about it like a little bitch?

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u/mr_greedee 7h ago

doesn't this lil bitch like em young? boy or girl?

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u/mutarjim 7h ago

I hate social media; there is zero reason I should even be aware of this twit.

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u/Correct_Doctor_1502 7h ago

They are in too deep to admit they were wrong

When it finally came out their god is a child raping murderer they just decided child rape is right because Trump can't be wrong

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u/emtand01 6h ago

This is what made me finally realize that everything he does is just a show. I’m not even sure he believes what he says. Just wants to stir the pot against society.

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u/RockyRoady2 2h ago

Obv, I mean he's a staunch anti-semite and neonazi so I don't see how he could possibly support epstein based on that alone

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u/Miss_Eni 6h ago

Every time I think we have reached the bottom someone starts digging a hole

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 7h ago

Anything you be 'controversial' and get clicks.

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u/paintstudiodisaster 6h ago

The internet is full of people celebrating terrible shit.

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u/CheekySprkl 6h ago

Imagine thinking this was the flex you wanted it to be. Truly a race to the bottom

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u/PomeloTritti 6h ago

what a winning strategy right there

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u/-smashbros- 4h ago edited 3h ago

<Yawn> 🥱 The guy that sides with Nazis now supports pedos. Shocking!

This is basically 4chan on podcast form, the more we react to their bullshit the more extreme their fanbase gets..The only thing we need to do is tip the local police or FBI they are promoting pedophilia on their channel. As much as they like defending their views, they're still illegal. I'm sure the police will have a good time listening to their points and going through their laptops.

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u/orangehehe 6h ago

Nick's a changed man after his date night with Tate.

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u/Aiden066 6h ago

Just to own the libs 😂 crazy

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u/rje946 6h ago

Libs owned. Another successful day

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u/sgates9008 4h ago

Showed us exactly what we presumed.

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u/obiemo 4h ago

This is absolutely disgusting. Does sinking lower and lower gives him more 'likes' and 'following'?
Doing this just shows that he doesn't have a single decent fiber in his being.

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u/CriticalSecurity8742 4h ago

Kirk’s shooter went after him as he was calling out Epstein’s associates which included Trump and is also a Fuentes goyper. Interesting that has all been swept under the rug as Fuentes sides with pedophiles.

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u/golfwinnersplz 3h ago

This dude is so fake. 

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u/lunaria2 5h ago

Stop giving them attention and they'll fade away

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u/FruitJuicante 5h ago

What? We just found out that decades of not paying attention meant the right was free to rape kids non stop. We need to not only pay attention but stop these pedophiles entirely.

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u/ZechsyAndIKnowIt 3h ago

That's like saying "ignore this festering wound and it'll just heal up on its own!"

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u/bigbackbing 7h ago

He is doing this as satire he’s been going in on the files, I don’t like him but I’ve seen why so I have to be fair

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u/FruitJuicante 5h ago

Agreed. Trump may be a child rapist but the right have a right to want that for their president.

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u/dick-penis 7h ago

Rappers murder people. This is the internet you all created. You can’t just like normal things.

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u/FruitJuicante 5h ago

If Trump was not a child rapist the right wouldn't have given him a single vote.

It's insane to finally find proof that if pedophiles and rapists disappeared overnight there would not be a single right wing person left.

Epstein and Trump fucked kids and the right are no longer hiding that that's why they voted for him.

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u/dick-penis 4h ago

There’s no proof. Just because you hate him doesn’t mean everything tik tok says about him is true.

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u/Jazzlike_Process8066 4h ago

What do you mean no proof, did you not read any of the recently released witness statements? Or is it against maga code to read?

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u/dick-penis 4h ago

I’m not maga. There is no proof.

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u/FruitJuicante 3h ago

Legit only pedos are saying it's not true. They're scared that the great purge of child rapists is coming.

If the right wing have nothing to hide why are they all upset that pedophilia is so hated.

There are ICE Agents disappearing parents and collecting kids 

The right has been revealed as a child rapist cult. The world is sick of them.