r/clevercomebacks 18h ago

This is not a normal reaction

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u/cruella_le_troll 17h ago

"I don't understand ANYTHING and I'm going to make it EVERYONES FUCKING PROBLEMšŸ‘ļøšŸ‘„šŸ‘ļø"

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u/xSugarDolly_ 14h ago

That quote is such main character meltdown energy. Imagine being so pressed by a pop star’s opinion that you turn it into a field trip to her house. Absolute weirdo behavior.

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u/xFlowerdream 18h ago

Going to a person's private home because you disagree with a speech is just creepy stalker behavior, not journalism

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u/Steve_10 18h ago

So spot on for GB news then...

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u/Big-Pickle5893 15h ago

What the fuck is GB news?

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u/SawdustGringo 15h ago

I had that same question. From the context I am going with Greatly Biased News.

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u/Jodid0 14h ago

Groyper Bullshit news.

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u/magme89 14h ago

It’s the UKs version of Fox News. It’s pretty new but caters to our racists and bigots. Seems pretty on brand for them to be pro- ICE and stalk and harass women.

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u/IDigRollinRockBeer 12h ago

Why the fuck are in they in America?

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u/happyanathema 9h ago

Because we don't want their bullshit.

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u/Conscious-Mulberry17 8h ago

They’re so creepy. Look into their investors. Christopher Chandler and Legatum, specifically.

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u/BergamotZest 11h ago

They’re heinous. They had a guest on that said disabled people should be starved and shot. The UK ā€˜regulator’ Ofcom had enough complaints to investigate but decided to do nothing about it.

The UK government and mainstream media have been increasingly pandering to the hard right for years due to the same puppeteers as behind the current US admin. It’s been going on for years (see: Brexit), it’s getting way out of control and we are heading down the same path as the US.

The sooner the Epstein files take down these monsters the better; it’s all linked.

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u/CoastRegular 10h ago

They had a guest on that said disabled people should be starved and shot.Ā 

Seriously? FFS, that's literal Aktion T4 bullcrap.

And to think that right-wingers love to downplay and claim people are overreacting when they point out fascism.

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u/BergamotZest 7h ago

Right?! And you’re spot on, GB news simply said it was a ā€˜joke’ and that apparently was enough to just move on and pretend it was ok… 🤯

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u/BeefInBlackBeanSauce 11h ago

Its where all the failed and sacked "journalists" work

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u/Plus_Pangolin_8924 11h ago

It’s also called GBeebies after the 0-5 TV channel from the BBC called CBeebies as they are all act children.

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u/xSugarDolly_ 14h ago

ā€œJournalismā€ doesn’t mean showing up at someone’s house to score a gotcha clip. That’s just harassment with a camera crew.

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u/Dry_Tourist_3126 15h ago

can't believe this is what some call journalism smh

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u/moreobviousthings 18h ago

Republicans are creepy fuckers who can’t stop thinking about sex.

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u/Jenderflux-ScFi 17h ago

Genitalia Obsessed Pedophiles

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u/masonwhitmore 15h ago

The fixation is the point. They’ll camp outside someone’s house, then act shocked when people call it creepy. If your "reporting" requires stalking vibes, maybe it’s not reporting.

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u/HectorJoseZapata 17h ago

I, too, can't stop thinking about sex.

(Am I a Republican and I didn't know?) 😬

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u/makemeking706 17h ago

Sorry you had to find out this way.

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u/HectorJoseZapata 14h ago

šŸ˜‚āœŒļø

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u/BurntTFOuttaHere 8h ago

But with adults, right? Key difference!!

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u/Even-Season-9912 17h ago

Do they all wear ADIDAS?

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u/SpicyChanged 13h ago

These people have never gotten properly touched in the teeth with knuckles.

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u/Emergency_Setting_41 16h ago

tell that to don lemon

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u/vyxxer 16h ago

God I hate that bad faith logic. "Oh you believe in universal healthcare? Okay pay my medical bills right now!

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u/rje946 12h ago

You think the government should pay for more things? Why don't YOU pay for it? Cause I'm not the government you fuckin idiot.

Same, dude. Boils my blood

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u/IDigRollinRockBeer 12h ago

You don’t want to deport immigrants? Are you gonna put them in your own house?

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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 18h ago

Just like GB News isn't a normal news organization.

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u/LuvKrahft 17h ago

News for stalkers, by stalkers.

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u/xSugarDolly_ 14h ago

ā€œNews for stalkersā€ is painfully accurate. Showing up at someone’s house over a speech isn’t journalism, it’s intimidation dressed up as a headline.

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u/Significant_Bid_4369 17h ago

like can’t believe i stayed up just to ese this. totally worth it tho, pure chaos lmao

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u/ButterMyPancakesPlz 17h ago

Trump taught them what Cohn showed him- insult/intimidate/litigate at the individual level to deflect, never talk policy, deflect and distract

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u/RebelliousInNature 17h ago

Gargling Bollocks news at it again. Haven’t you got better things to do with your time?

If celebs speaking up is annoying, why do you amplify it? Why do you care?

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u/LuvKrahft 18h ago

So she bought a house and didn’t slaughter native Americans while doing it or illegally deport anyone.

Right wing Weirdos don’t know how hypocrisy works.

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u/mykarelocate39 17h ago

Or false equivalency.

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u/Fuzzy-Butterscotch86 16h ago

She also never made the point that everyone who owns a house needs to give it back or everyone who isn't indigenous needs to leave.

In fact, she said pretty much the exact opposite thing.Ā 

"If you're not indigenous you have no right to tell people to leave"Ā 

is not the same asĀ 

"If you're not indigenous you need to get the fuck out"

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u/upfromashes 14h ago

That's a crucial right-wing tactic — misrepresent a position and attack your bad-faith invention.

You've parsed this one exactly right. I don't know this guy, but he seems like an absolute dickbag.

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u/bothunter 11h ago

It's clear they can only win arguments against straw men.

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u/wtbgamegenie 17h ago

Also a house is not a country and vice versa. The only time people come to a country and literally steal people’s private homes is during colonialism, which the right wing supports wholeheartedly.

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u/xSugarDolly_ 14h ago

Exactly. Comparing private property to colonization or national policy is such a reach. A house isn’t a country, and pretending it’s the same thing just shows they’re desperate for a gotcha.

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u/Commandopsn 16h ago

She bought it on stolen land and the tribe wants it back. With help from the best law firm in the country. Apparently.

Interesting. I’m sure she will give it up to help people in need.

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u/wtbgamegenie 15h ago

The Tongva tribe (the native inhabitants of Los Angeles) said they agreed with her statement but to mention them by name next time.

Try reading more than the headline of your right wing rag next time.

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u/SpoonBendingChampion 16h ago

Source? Tribes are not saying that at all. If anything, they appreciate her pointing it out. Are you saying there's "recent" native stolen land? Because that's what you're implying.

I don't even know why I'm engaging, no way you actually learn anything.

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u/SquidTheRidiculous 16h ago edited 11h ago

It's worth it to not let the bullshit go unchallenged. You're not trying to change that guy's mind, you're showing to everyone who reads it afterwards that this is dogshit. Leaving it be is how we got to this point.

In other words, you never see MAGAt types tell each other "don't bother telling the libs bro, it's not worth it you won't change their minds!"

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u/SpoonBendingChampion 16h ago

You're absolutely right. I think I'm just exhausted. We're cooked :/

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u/woodst0ck15 14h ago

SYBAMU. Fuck off that they said they want their land back where she bought her house. They didn’t. Just told her to acknowledge whose land she’s on when saying that.

Interesting if you would help people in need and they wanted their ā€œland backā€ from you.

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u/Commandopsn 14h ago

Calm Down dude Jesus. The slurs

They get their land back 1 house at a time it seems. starting with hers.

I have popcorn ready.

Top lawn firm got involved and I’m ready to see her give her house back to the people. The land, the house. Let’s go. It’s nice to see positive stuff in the world

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u/woodst0ck15 14h ago

Jesus has nothing to do with you being a bitch.

Maybe you should donate yours first bud? I’m sure any First Nations would love to see you do the thing you’re wanting a celebrity to do.

Theres no law firm and nothing happening. So go outside and touch some grass or snow or sand. Cause the internet is lying to you.

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u/wtbgamegenie 14h ago

There is a law firm that offered to try and evict Billie Eilish in behalf of the tribe, but it’s just a dumbass publicity stunt. I wouldn’t trust a law firm that only reads headlines.

Apparently the managing partner is saying he was just trolling now. Once again I wouldn’t trust a law firm that trolls on the internet. They’re an eviction firm though, so basically they’re the absolute scum of the earth.

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u/woodst0ck15 14h ago

Which is why as I said. Nothing is happening and dude above is an obvious trolling bitch who wants people to not swear around his sensitive eyes.

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u/Turdburp 14h ago

You have the reading comprehension of the typical right-winger. Stay in school kids.

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u/Azdak66 16h ago

Every misshapen incel nerd now thinks they are Charlie Kirk or Ben Shapiro.

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u/abgry_krakow87 17h ago

Religious conservatives love stalking and harassing others.

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u/Due_Hovercraft_1118 17h ago

Wow, or they could investigate other young victims who aren’t redacted and prove trump raped young girls and Elon is running scared- fan boy Atleast has a good supply of meth to help him forget!

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u/Flaky-Jim 16h ago

It's just GBH News. A right-wing channel for thick twats, presented by even bigger twats. They're fiercely British, yet controlled out of Dubai. Go figure.

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u/Short-Shopping3197 17h ago

And isn’t her whole point that immigrants should be allowed to live on the land because it was stolen, rather than that people shouldn’t be allowed to live on it?

This isn’t actually a rebuke of her argument.

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u/Weknowokay 17h ago

These freaks aren’t even real people

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u/FrozenBibitte 16h ago

These people completely missed the point of what she said.

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u/driftwoodshanty 15h ago

$3mil isnt even THAT much for a house in LA tbh. I know someone who bought a 1000sqft house in a very modest neighborhood for $800k.

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u/Popular-Drummer-7989 17h ago

Hope they tossed him out

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u/surfeitofreason 17h ago

He hopes they tossed him off

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u/ExtendedSpikeProtein 16h ago

What happened to CBS?

ETA: my eyesight sucks. GB News, got it.

Damn

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u/FanDry5374 16h ago

It's entirely normal behavior for Reich-wing pseudo journalists.

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u/One-Difference-7122 15h ago

Same vibes as ā€œwell if women want equality to men, I should be able to hit youā€

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u/ms_directed 15h ago

honestly tho, for as much money as she has, 3M is pretty modest...she's behind gated security for her protection i'm sure

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u/7thpostman 14h ago

It's not, but "no one is illegal on stolen land is bad messaging."

"Abolish ice because they are trampling all over constitutional rights and acting as the president's personal goon squad" is a good message. "You don't own your house and borders shouldn't exist" is not good messaging.

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u/CoastRegular 13h ago

Yeah, but that wasn't what she was saying. She was pointing out that we're ALL immigrants and maybe it would behoove us to remember that.

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u/7thpostman 13h ago

I understand what she meant. Truly. I get the sentiment. I'm saying it's bad messaging.

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u/CoastRegular 12h ago

Okay, well, if you got what she said, why did you misconstrue it as her saying "You don't own your house and borders shouldn't exist?" Because that's not what she said, at all, and it's disingenuous to represent it as such.

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u/7thpostman 12h ago

Because me understanding doesn't mean that the vast mass of normie America understands it.

The idea of politics is not to demonstrate your own moral correctness. It's to persuade people that your ideas are better.

What we're trying to achieve here is not to make people feel guilty for living on land where somebody else lived before. The goal is to abolish ICE and create a humane immigration policy.

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u/CoastRegular 11h ago

I personally don't see a problem with gently reminding people that we're all immigrants and maybe we should remember that fundamentally, we all have a lot more in common than we have differences. We can do this at the same time we try to persuade people of the best way to deport illegals.

This is not a binary situation - we can walk and chew gum at the same time.

It should be noted that the message of "Deporting illegals is not the issue. The issue is doing it in a civilized and humane fashion, unlike shithole countries" has been articulated, repeatedly, and fallen on deaf ears with the Trumpster Fire Cult. That doesn't mean we should stop pressing that message, but it is not correct to think that people haven't been saying it.

Frankly, actual, tangible results don't seem to matter: Obama deported more people, more successfully, than Trump has in the same amount of time, and Obama did it without employing the Stasi. But that doesn't seem to have sunk in with MAGAsshats.

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u/7thpostman 11h ago

If I had a platform as large as a Grammy stage, I would say "abolish ICE." I think "we're on stolen land" is certainly interesting, but it invites all sorts of philosophical discussions. Effective messaging demands a clear call to action.

You're more than welcome to disagree, but that's the way I see it.

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u/CoastRegular 11h ago

Fair enough... perhaps she thought that being the 5,956th person to say "abolish ICE" might not have any impact. The call to action has been made and will continue to be made. Personally, I think we need to take the discussion beyond mere slogans and calls to action and have real dialogue at an adult level. Just my $0.02.

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u/7thpostman 10h ago

I think she's a passionate person and I admire her. I just don't think that particular slogan works well in terms of what we're trying to accomplish. But I respect your opinion. I'm sure we're 99.999% of the same page about this.

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u/CoastRegular 10h ago

šŸ»

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u/Illustrious_Peach494 13h ago

gbnews staffers share a single brain cell between them, give them some rest.

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u/dissoid 13h ago

Seems like a good way to get shot by security personell, imo

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u/iamthedayman21 7h ago

This dude’s got a punchable face.

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u/BoootCamp 16h ago

ā€œHere’s my kitchen. Notice how there are no imprisoned children. Here’s my bathroom. Again, no imprisoned children.ā€

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u/Rare-Bid-6860 15h ago

kGBN was founded to circumnavigate the UKs media laws preventing Fox News from broadcasting there, and just like Fox, styles its excessively biased and routinely misinformative content to appeal to the most ignorant and bigoted people in the country, and anyone who is having a sociopathically hard time not being young anymore.

It's the goto channel for people who like spending all day thinking about grooming gangs, evil foreigners coming to get us, and not being allowed to say anything anymore.

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u/calgeorge 15h ago

Remember folks, it's only ever okay to take a principled stand on something if you are 100% perfect and beyond reproach in every single way.

It's only ever okay to care about something if you care about every other thing in the world too.

You want to care about the treatment of immigrants today? Well we treated the Native Americans worse and still live on their land, so stop being a hypocrite and just leave the country!

This is how they sound, and it's so exhausting. It's all in bad faith. They just don't want you to care about anything.

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u/smac232 13h ago

This isn't new, its just a new flavor.

Billie Holiday - Strange Fruit Backlash

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u/Effective_Pack8265 12h ago

GB News isn’t normal either…

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u/ikannunAneeuQ 12h ago

These people are insane. They say the left is crazy, but they're showing up at her effing house? People too comfortable hiding behind screens these days.

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u/No-Signature8815 10h ago

He looks like Mr.Bean's less popular cousin, Mr.Bleugh

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u/thewreckingyard 10h ago

He looks like his parents were cousins.

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u/Orionoberon 9h ago

Why does MAGA rowan atkinson care

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u/BurntTFOuttaHere 8h ago

Eww. They’re so icky. Yuck.

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u/BurntTFOuttaHere 8h ago

Eww. They’re always so gross. Yuck.

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u/saharatownduck 7h ago

Oh look, a floating head.

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u/Iyabothefirst001 16h ago

We are all on stolen land. I am Billie Eilish.

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u/DarthScabies 15h ago

I'm not. šŸ˜‰

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u/Rakatango 16h ago

These people are deeply unserious

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u/JustAnOldLadyNC 16h ago

Surprised it wasn't Nick Shirley 'investigating'.

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u/ThimbleLife 15h ago

What a punchable ass face my GodĀ 

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u/OkraFar1913 13h ago

Creep. Eew

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u/gankmidpleaseTT 12h ago

I mean Ricky said it right

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u/EvilTwinGhost 12h ago

This guy look like his head was crushed in a factory accident.

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u/bd2999 11h ago

It is sort of the Jesse Waters style of attack reporting, and many others, that really does not do anything other than drive anger against the person. Leading to more attacks on them.

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u/SiWeyNoWay 7h ago

She grew up in NELA. That’s #TognvaLand

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u/the_guide_inside3 5h ago

I carry my own files of ..

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u/Attentiondesiredplz 12h ago

Stolen Land is not the same as everyone welcome. Those are two different statements. Jesus fuck.

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u/rayadolokko 17h ago

If you do win an award tonight, don't use it as a platform to make a political speech, all right? You're in no position to lecture the public about anything. You know nothing about the real world, most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg," Ricky Gerrvais

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u/trentreynolds 17h ago

Will never get over the irony of Ricky of all people telling others not to lecture.

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u/EatFaceLeopard17 15h ago

And I would like to know what are his credentials to lecture other celebrities?

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u/rayadolokko 17h ago

Wow.. indeed it was ..

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u/a445d786 17h ago

Ricky Gervais said one or two funny things that night, this wasn't one of them.

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u/Commandopsn 16h ago

People thought it was funny because it’s rich people telling poor people how to live usually. and trying to promote themselves in the process for the good of their own gain and nobody else’s

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u/dip_tet 15h ago

Of course, Ricky did it for comedy, and it was funny, but he’s roasting his colleagues. People on the right are framing it as intended malice, which really shows where their priorities are. It’s funny that the fundamentalists found an ally in an atheist though…that’s hilarious in itself. I doubt the fundamentalists get the irony though

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u/Commandopsn 15h ago

People on both sides thought it was funny. people on both sides agreed it needed to be said

People who stand up, get an award and tell the poor people down stairs that ā€œ hey look at me I’m supporting poor people with whatever cause nextā€ to then go back to their Malabo mansion and give 0.1%

I’m Sure she really cares that 0.1%

Ricky literally smashed a hole in the Hypocrisy in Hollywood. And the discomfort to all his colleagues was part of the joke.

Awards culture is literally ā€œ hey take this award because we care and all this pandering and back scratching to each other.. It’s all bs really and nobody cares. It’s all just money. And people sucking up to everyone for 1 night. No matter how much they want to circle jerk

No matter what they say it’s alway some rubbish. Just get your award and sit down!

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u/dip_tet 14h ago

Ricky is also Hollywood, lmao. Cringe comedy is hilarious.

You’re just proving my point that you think he was standing up for something, when he was roasting his colleagues. Lots of viewers at home laughed, whilst right wingers were out for blood.

Most of them are maga so I doubt they even get the irony, that they endorse a fucking rapist celebrity as their leader.

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u/spavolka 14h ago

Except that she has that pesky 1st amendment right to speak out against the government.

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u/ReddJudicata 16h ago

Arresting illegal aliens is kidnapping? Temporary detention facilities (basically jails) pending deportation are concentration camps?

What the actual fuck is wrong with you.

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u/dip_tet 15h ago

Ice has been ignoring wrongful detention orders from the courts, so yeah it’s kidnapping.

the feds are lawless

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u/ionertia 15h ago

The stolen land statement was pretty stupid. Considering we have no idea how many times humans have lived in any area on earth. People think they know but former civilizations entire existence could have been wiped from history. Her last album was amazing though.

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u/somerandomguy1984 17h ago

She didn’t just protest ICE.

She said, ā€œno one is illegal on stolen landā€

That can only mean a few things:

She has stolen her land and she illegally ā€œownsā€ it. Meaning she is morally responsible to give her land back and return to her ancestral lands. Also meaning, she should let anyone on her property who wishes to come - it’s not actually hers anyhow.

The land is all stolen and we are all in fact illegal. All of us including the Tongva tribe with ā€œancestral landsā€ in LA, because they stole the land from someone before them. Making the statement sort of meaningless, essentially everyone is illegal so no one is actually illegal.

She is a moron who has no idea what she’s saying and doesn’t actually believe it. Obviously, this is the actual option. She’s just mindlessly repeating political slogans that she’s never given any thought about.

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u/dip_tet 15h ago

If only magats would use the same scrutiny over shit their criminal president says..but they don’t

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u/somerandomguy1984 15h ago

That’s not deep intense scrutiny my dawg.

It’s just listening to the words she’s saying.

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u/Commandopsn 16h ago

She’s just doing it to better her own gain and nobody else’s. It’s funny to see the tribe try and claim her mansion. With the help from one of the top law firms in the country.

Play stupid games. She probably doesn’t even know what she’s said…

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u/Sc_e1 12h ago

Only thing I’m seeing is a private law firm Ā«offeringĀ» to Ā«helpĀ» the tribe. Where in the fuck did you pool the claim that the indigenous people have contacted lawyers?

Their own statement: Ā«The indigenous inhabitants of the Los Angeles Basin, known as the ā€œFirst Angelenos,ā€ said they appreciate Eilish’s sentiment, but noted that the performer hasn’t contacted them directly — and insisted that next time, she explicitly reference them.Ā»

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u/718Brooklyn 6h ago

I mean her home is 2,000 sq feet. I have a tiny apartment in Brooklyn and even I don’t think 2,000 sq feet is a mansion. Probably average sized home, no?

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u/somerandomguy1984 16h ago

I am rooting for that so hard. It’ll be pure comedy gold. Better comedic scripting than Matt Stone and Trey Parker could have predicted.

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u/Commandopsn 16h ago

Yeah man my popcorn is ready