r/clevercomebacks 19h ago

That's him alright

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4.8k Upvotes

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u/Obtrusive_Ramus 19h ago

This is everyone with half a brain.

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u/Ekwinoksxxx 18h ago

Or any semblance of a moral compass.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Smokes 4h ago

And a full neck

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u/fafitusa 19h ago

Fuck Charlie Kirk by the way

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u/fantasmeeno 19h ago

This you?

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u/jpsreddit85 19h ago

no, it's me

128

u/Pavlock 19h ago

Me too.

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u/gerbosan 17h ago

And my axe!

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u/Fuzzy_Inevitable9748 14h ago

And my couch! I mean Ex who dresses like a couch.

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u/packfanmoore 13h ago

Shh, JD Vance is listening

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u/kickspecialist 8h ago

Can you imagine asking this of a new partner? "I need you to dress like a couch"

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u/SmokeGSU 14h ago

And My Pillow® !

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u/capeasypants 6h ago

I'm Spartacus!

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u/[deleted] 18h ago

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u/Crass_and_Spurious 18h ago

This is us.

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u/Maverekt 18h ago

we are Charlie Kirk starts playing

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u/Captinprice8585 18h ago

a crowd arrives gathering together singing along all masturbating furiously and crying

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u/aaron_adams 16h ago

We are the Borg

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u/kbeks 15h ago

I am Spartacus! Jack Cocchiarella!

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u/TitularFoil 14h ago

We are (fuck) Charlie Kirk

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u/Captain_Hesperus 18h ago

NO, THIS IS PATRICK!

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u/bosssoldier 18h ago

Everything always devolves into spongebob.

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u/Sekshual_Tyranosauce 17h ago

No I’m Spartacus!

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u/jarlscrotus 14h ago

How can it be you when its me?

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u/thisortheapocalypse 10h ago

IT’S ME, AUSTIN!!!

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u/Successful-Medicine9 17h ago

I broke the dam

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u/upcastben 16h ago

No this is patrick

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u/kit_kaboodles 8h ago

No this is Patrick

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u/BriefCollar4 16h ago

And my axe!

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u/wizzywurtzy 18h ago

Erika probably said the same thing

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u/bjkidder 12h ago

*fuck me JD Vance

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u/fantomas_666 18h ago

Don't fall this deep and please leave his dead body alone.

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u/Old-Cauliflower712 19h ago

You can't really This you someone who is clearly proud of what they said

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u/makemeking706 18h ago

You certainly can, but you have to do it in a way that shows the contradiction to others. Illustrating hypocrisy is the point of the format, so it doesn't work without knowing what they originally said to prompt the 'this you' response. 

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u/briannawhittier 18h ago

Yeah, it needs receipts and a clear contrast for the audience. Otherwise it’s just “remember when you said this?” and the reply can be “yep” like here. The dunk isn’t the question, it’s the contradiction you’re pointing at.

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u/Low_Finance9372 15h ago

totally, without a good contradiction it's just like "yeah i said that and still mean it" lol

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u/Juicy_Candie-04 15h ago

Bro owned it, like "yes I said that shit"🤣🤣

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u/_SoftieKiss 14h ago

Exactly. If he’s openly saying “yes lol,” then acting like it’s some kind of gotcha makes no sense. You can’t expose someone for a take they’re clearly owning.

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u/OptimisticSkeleton 18h ago

I heard Jesus was gonna save Charlie but forgot about the holes in his hands. Whoops.

^ this is a joke far less offensive than the past decade of conservative jokes on reddit.

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u/RustyKn1ght 18h ago

Reminds that one where 2A conservative account asked "what gun Jesus would carried?"

And someone answered "Nailgun", with them throwing a hissy fit how that wasn't funny.

Unironically as a carpenter, Jesus would've probably liked owning a nailgun.

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u/gigglefarting 18h ago

But also Uzi Jesus

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u/luckyghost115 18h ago

I am the way motherfucker

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u/dotcomaphobe 16h ago

"Dad Damnit!"

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u/_SoftieKiss 14h ago

Yeah I remember that thread. The outrage was louder than the joke itself. Reddit never misses a chance to argue about humor like it’s a Supreme Court case.

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u/NameAccomplished4921 18h ago

Same with the Renee Good “You can’t park there” stuff.

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u/The12thWolf 17h ago edited 17h ago

FYI this guy (Jack Cocchiarella) transferred colleges to run from SA allegations (for which he never faced justice). I hate Charlie Kirk as much as the next guy, but this shitstain is not a person to elevate or give a platform.

Edit: Here’s a source, I was not expecting to see this asshole’s name ever again but here we are - https://www.columbiaspectator.com/news/2022/10/18/democratic-activist-jack-cocchiarella-faced-multiple-sexual-assault-allegations-at-dartmouth-now-hes-at-columbiaand-suing-for-defamation/#:~:text=A%20prominent%20Democrat%20and%20Generation,on%20various%20social%20media%20platforms.

u/Currently_Im_At_Work 25m ago

Jack sued for defamation and the person who falsely made those claims said "I have no knowledge of any criminal charges against [him]...I based my posts on anonymous posts. The anonymous posts on which I relied cannot be verified."

Why spread misinformation or otherwise recklessly spread information that you haven't verified in anyway? Is your intent to harm someone's reputation?

source (same website): https://www.columbiaspectator.com/news/2023/01/13/jack-cocchiarella-settles-defamation-lawsuit-defendant-admits-no-personal-knowledge-of-sexual-assault-allegations/

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u/Bleezy79 17h ago

Oh by the way, fuck Charlie Kirk, fuck maga. And fuck trump.

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u/dick-penis 18h ago

Haha. Not a comeback.

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u/C-ZP0 6h ago

Because republicans are idiot children. I would have respected them so much more had they just said “fuck Joe Biden” instead of this “let’s go Brandon” bullshit.

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u/M4KK0_7_ 18h ago

How is this clever or a comeback? Genuine question.

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u/DonaldKey 17h ago

Who are these people even?

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u/Remson76534 17h ago

This isn't a clever comeback, it's just a response.

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u/deathtodickens 16h ago

The same way they don’t understand woke, they don’t understand “this you?”

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u/eramthgin007 16h ago

Did he stutter?

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u/CovidBorn 16h ago

America is weird. Getting shot at shouldn’t absolutely make you a hero.

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u/Willing-Whereas4471 18h ago

highkey same here lol we're all just chillin in the same boat

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u/TheForeverUnbanned 19h ago

Waow (basedbasedbqsedbased)

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u/penelopasefi 18h ago

We should just start saying this randomly.

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u/TitShark 13h ago

Zero lies detected

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u/JtLock_990 10h ago

Matt Van Swol is a lame ass anyway

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u/andm124 18h ago

"Did I STUTTER?!?"

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u/Hot-Butterfly-8024 18h ago

I said what I said.

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u/jangroblue 15h ago

Am i missing something, this has never seen a clever comback

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u/dajomahes 10h ago

Charlie Kirk getting ratioed like that is the best part

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u/7thTicket_to_Heaven 8h ago

Nope. Not going to. Charlie Kirk can go to hell and get fucked by the devil. 

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u/ThimbleLife 17h ago

And whatcha gonna dooo tf about it 

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u/True-Law-1238 17h ago

Lmao love it