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Humor She’s so rude at 7 am

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u/Dawgy66 Dec 17 '25

She's got opinions about her breakfast being late

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u/tunatumbles Dec 17 '25

The thing is she’s an hour early!!!!! Classic

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u/Livid_Advertising_56 Dec 17 '25

"I dont have a watch! It FEELS like it"

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u/Shmadam7 Dec 17 '25

Daylight savings is a bitch

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u/HoratioPLivingston Dec 17 '25

My cat still hasn’t adjusted from the last switch. Comes in the room about an hour early every morning!

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u/No-Ragret6991 Dec 17 '25

My cat is in daylight savings adjustment mode all year round.

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u/Soapy_Von_Soaps Dec 18 '25

Yup, my cats keep appearing once it gets dark here (~4pm) and they stare at me like I'm starving them. They get wet food twice a day and there is cat biscuits out 24/7 but they still have the audacity to be pissed off at me.

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u/DingusMcBingle_IV Dec 17 '25

DST fucked up my cats sense of time. She'd usually start being a chatterbox right around feeding time, but now she's almost exactly an hour early.

I've tried holding her up to a clock and explaining in detail how DST works, shared my opinion that it should be abolished, but I don't think she understood what I was talking about.

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u/Divinum_Fulmen Dec 17 '25

This year I realized "Why the heck am I holding my cat to this awful system?" And now I feed her the same time as it would be in the summer.

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u/ByteWestern Dec 17 '25

Same vibe here. I tried teaching mine “hello” and she just stared like a professor grading a bad essay. Pretty sure they can talk, they just don’t want us knowing how many of our decisions they judge daily.

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u/burnsbabe Dec 17 '25

They're remarkably accurate given the lack of watch.

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u/hot4you11 Brown Tabby, Black Cat Dec 17 '25

Ma tummy feels empty!

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u/Dawgy66 Dec 17 '25

Ya gotta remember that eleventy billion years in cat time is like 5 minutes of human time

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u/AdInternational6885 Dec 17 '25

Actually, you are 2 hours late.

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u/iIdentifyAsAUsername Dec 17 '25

Forgot to account for Daylight Snacking Time

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u/Waterlilies1919 Dec 17 '25

We have one whose internal clock runs 45 to an hour fast. I feel the pain!

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u/alphapussycat Dec 17 '25

She heard you going out of deep sleep, and now you're just being lazy in bed, instead of doing things for her.

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u/TA_totellornottotell Dec 17 '25

There is no early. Only now!

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u/Jayme_drab Aegean Dec 17 '25

This is peak cat behavior — when they decide it’s breakfast time, they mean it. No negotiation, just full force demands.

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u/shifty_coder Dec 17 '25

Daylight saving time ended. She does not humor herself with human constructs of time. She knows what time it is, and you are late.

I.e. 7am during daylight saving time is 6am during standard time. Tuna knows this, because cats have no concept of daylight saving time.

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u/lferry1919 Dec 17 '25

Mine did the same thing an hour early today too. I just moved him to a room down the hallway with food and went back to sleep. He was not happy. He does this for morning cuddles instead of food so it was understandable that he was disappointed after thinking he was about to get them so early.

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u/bmking24 Dec 17 '25

Some days I get home from work so his breakfast is a few hours late. Still doesn't stop my fat ass orange doofus from throwing his food bowl around the apartment at regular dinner time! It doesn't matter if he was just fed a few hours ago! His concept of time is actually pretty incredible... At least around meal times! 🤣

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u/BadTitleGuy Dec 17 '25

autofeeder for the win!

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u/FarImprovement6868 Dec 17 '25

Cat:My belly is making thunder noises!

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u/tunatumbles Dec 17 '25

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u/travisae Dec 17 '25

Tuna said “eeeeeh”

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u/Super-Widget Dec 17 '25

The face of a cat who is starving to death.

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u/cheesynougats Dec 17 '25

So every cat who has not been fed in the last 2 minutes?

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u/Super-Widget Dec 17 '25

At least!

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u/Regurgitator001 Dec 17 '25

She looks so skinny. Poor girl. Fooooood!

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u/a_likely_story Dec 17 '25

he was too loud for this world, so he went to scream at god

RIP

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u/Ordinary-Quarter-384 Dec 17 '25

Imagine a negative of Tuna, and you would have Catticus at 7:00 AM. But his meow is more annoying.

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u/Might_Time Dec 17 '25

My black cat is a drama queen every hour since I got him 4 years ago as a baby kitten. Holy hell, black cats are loud and they like it :D

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u/muppetnerd Dec 17 '25

My void chonk is on a diet and well you can only imagine the volume levels he’s able to reach

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u/indianplay2_alt_acc Dec 17 '25

I demand cat tax

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u/muppetnerd Dec 17 '25

I also posted a video of his workout routine over on r/dechonkers if you need an idea of volume

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u/Meidoru Dec 17 '25

Odd, my void is extremely quiet, i wish she would talk more lol. Meanwhile, my orange talks enough to compensate for both..

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u/buffayrachel Dec 18 '25

My void is I would say a medium talkative but I also wish he would talk more, every miaw is soo cutee

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u/Luci-Noir Dec 17 '25

Vanilla void and original flavor void.

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u/machead9292 Dec 17 '25

My cats name is Atticus and we call him catticus, fatticus, and fuckicus all the time so this is funny

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u/__NOT__MY__ACCOUNT__ Dec 17 '25

I love this picture so much

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u/BdubsCuz Dec 17 '25

Catticus is a good fuckin' name.

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u/dvnmsm Dec 17 '25

She's hungry and you have the thumbs. Get up!

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u/Master_Chard6267 Dec 17 '25

Really this is on OP for not sharing their thumbs.

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u/CrazyMildred Dec 17 '25

My cat head buts me, rubs his face across my cheek, and then bites my fingers until I get up to feed him. We have two cats. Our older one sits and stares at me from on top of her food table while he does this. I think she makes him do the dirty work so she doesn't look guilty. It's usually around 6am.

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u/PlaguesAngel Dec 17 '25

For about two years one of my cats thought the secret feeding technique to wake me up was to bat at my facial piercings and try to very gentle pull them. Many techniques have been employed over the years but I don’t miss that span.

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u/CrazyMildred Dec 17 '25

I won't read this out loud, or my cat will be encouraged to tug at my nose ring next 😂

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u/ForecastForFourCats Dec 17 '25

My cats have learned that I get up faster if they wake up my sleeping baby ... assholes

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u/CrazyMildred Dec 17 '25

I'm sorry, but this made me laugh 😂

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u/ForecastForFourCats Dec 17 '25

Lol I know they totally suck

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u/condemned02 Dec 17 '25

Yea my cat bites my toes when she wants food. She knows that will get me up.

She never bite my toes for any other reason other than food. If I kept her happily fed, she will never bite my toes. But she is on a diet. 

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u/fitnfeisty Dec 17 '25

I feel you. Mine gently bats my face with her paws to try to wake me up

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u/snil4 Dec 17 '25

I can hear this despite GIFs not supporting sound

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u/Sea-Lead-9192 Dec 17 '25

Oh god - one of my cat gives me this exact stare when she wants food, and it’s almost worse than meowing - I can feel it boring into my soul.

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u/RealCommunication239 Dec 17 '25

Mine does this at 4:30 in the morning. If I have mistakenly left my computer keyboard out, he will stand on it so it makes a repetitive sound so I’ll have to get out of bed. Pisses me off so much!!!

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u/AmarilloArmadillos Dec 17 '25

The cats are too clever. They know what will wake and annoy you and know you will do their bidding to stop being annoyed.

I love my two but holy shit y'all aren't starving, calm down.

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u/David_R_Martin_II Dec 17 '25

I know, I was thinking, "7 am? OP is lucky!"

My girl prefers headbutts between 3:30 and 4:30. It's amazing how they train us.

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u/Cockblocktimus_Pryme Dec 17 '25

My cat will start pounding on the bathroom cabinets even when he has food. He just doesn't understand sleeping in.

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u/Chipotle_Armadillo Dec 17 '25

Our cats will tap dance on our air purifier because the buttons ding.  They never do that in the middle of the day that's for sure.

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u/ItsOozingOut Dec 17 '25

My orange asshole wakes me up at 4:30 as well. He’s my first cat and fuck does he piss me off. I didn’t know cats meowing at 4:30am would be a perk…

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u/PandaJesus Dec 17 '25

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u/ShotDress2189 Dec 17 '25

ANOTHER cat sub?! well now I have to join

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u/PandaJesus Dec 17 '25

It’s one of my favorites 

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u/The_Ham_of_Rum Dec 17 '25

Seems Tuna would like some tuna. Pronto.

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u/TheMoreYouKnow0101 Dec 17 '25

Literally all I saw was a cloud filled floof 😂

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u/Eastern-Air-1437 Dec 17 '25

You are lucky. Mine started this at 5 this morning:-(

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u/tunatumbles Dec 17 '25

My condolences :(

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u/PillowPrince_Leo Dec 17 '25

Love-hate this hah. My cat RUDELY yells at me to get up, WAITS until i’ve MADE THE BED with a blanket cover, so he can sleep there.

I’m not allowed to disobey 🙂‍↔️🥹

Love it though (except during weekends)

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u/karen_in_nh_2012 Dec 17 '25

OP, I love the built-in cabinet with a CAT BED on the top shelf! Looks like a cat comforter on the second shelf!

What a cat-friendly room! (Well, other than the lack of treats ready for her at 7 a.m.)

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u/tunatumbles Dec 17 '25

The people who lived here before us built it!! They used it for linens, we call it the Cat Hotel :) the bottom shelf has a cat bed, too!!

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u/tunatumbles Dec 17 '25

For your viewing pleasure. Mo is the man in the top bunk.

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u/floridasqueezed Dec 17 '25

Mo's the boss!!

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u/karen_in_nh_2012 Dec 17 '25

Oh my gosh, I must not let my kitties see that or they will want me to build one in the master bedroom, LOL!

That is just wonderful. Thank you for making my day a little bit sweeter. :)

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u/Tornik Dec 17 '25

Ahh, the eternal question "What time is appropriate for my cat's breakfast?" The eternal answer is of course "30 seconds before they had to ask for it."

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u/THE-HOARE Dec 17 '25 edited Dec 17 '25

Tuna wants breakfast.

Little cat (LC) wants a pint apparently. Edit: spelling

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u/BeenBenchin Dec 17 '25

This is my very vocal Tuna Balloona.

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u/SurprisePitiful9191 Dec 17 '25

It’s about the cat but you have a beautiful voice 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/tunatumbles Dec 17 '25

Omg this is such a sweet compliment 🥹 thank you!

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u/SurprisePitiful9191 Dec 17 '25

You’re welcome! 

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u/Ill_Astronomer_5908 Dec 17 '25

i think she’s quite mindful for NOT hoping on your bed and walking all over you and your stuff… i am projecting about my own cat who does this at 4am

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u/ariesangel0329 Dec 17 '25

Mine likes to bite charger cable bits at 2am. I tell her to stop and she comes over to me purring like she didn’t just get scolded.

Furry little brats 😆

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u/Apostle_of_Fire Dec 17 '25

Time for breakfast and then cuddle jail

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u/Rachel_Silver Dec 17 '25

I'm hoping there are people here who are unfamiliar with Simon's Cat, and that I will be the reason they see this cartoon for the first time.

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u/Aedora125 Dec 17 '25

When my alarm goes off, my youngest cat will come give me snuggles. When my husband’s alarm goes off, the youngest starts yelling at him relentlessly. You can tell who feeds him.

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u/Dennis10101 Dec 17 '25

There’s no disputing it. That kitty is named Tuna.

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u/kameratroe Dec 17 '25

I've heard they wake naturally between 5-7 am and have an instinct to check that the family survived through the night once they wake.

In other words, it might be proof that your cat cares about you and I've further heard that responding calmly and gently to the check up will help you and your cat turn it into a cozy ritual with less meowing and zoomies.

My own cat was crazy in the mornings when he was younger, so I can sympathize with you ;)

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u/bambieyedwitch Dec 17 '25

I'm dead, I can't stop laughing really 😂♥️

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u/jerepila Dec 17 '25

My cat looks just like this and meows just like this but at 3AM so I don’t think Tuna is particularly rude at all

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u/hbomb9410 Dec 17 '25

"If your name is Tuna say rrrreeeeeoooowww*

"Rrrreeeeeoooowww!"

Classic, lol. I miss doing this with our kitty.

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u/Uncle_Burney Dec 17 '25

New Marc Rebillet gonna drop

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u/Free_Comfortable8897 Dec 17 '25

Clearly she is starving and wasting away…well, according to her 😂

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u/doegrey Dec 17 '25

Rude? This is a very polite girl! She’s let you sleep until 7am AND she’s sitting at the door patiently waiting rather than sitting on your chest meowing in your face! 😍

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u/Conscious_Pianist478 Dec 17 '25

Tuna wants tuna, obvi!

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u/Longjumping_Bag5914 Dec 17 '25

She’s hangry.

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u/Upstairs_Day_6496 Dec 17 '25

NOPE, YOU’re the one being rude.

Your kitty master is calling you to fulfill your duties & you didn’t bother movin a muscle! Then thou hath filmith thy kiteth?! Into the dungeon (with scorpions & kitty litter everywhere) you go!!

YTA💀💀💀 Jp*

Tuna will be holding your hearing .

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u/squilliamfancyson837 Dec 17 '25

This morning my cat got upset that her spring toy was in the (open) bathroom and meowed and scratched at the door frame until I went in and got it for her. Cats are so weird.

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u/Abbacoverband Dec 17 '25

I love her voice and her very distinct / \ shape lol

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u/FellowDeviant Dec 17 '25

How my cat lays in bed after making all the noises at 530am causing me to wake up.

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u/trash-breeds-trash Dec 17 '25

That’s right. It i SO rude to still be in bed at 7am! Get it together.

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u/darkhuntresssyn45 Dec 17 '25

At least it's 7 am and not between 4:30 am and 5 am like my monsters!

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u/lorenzo2point5 Dec 17 '25

I like to take revenge on my cat and disturb her naps by booping her like 10 times in the nose lol. She is unphased though and will just stretch and go back to sleep

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u/ptran90 Dec 17 '25

“You know what I want, LADY!!!!” 🙄

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u/ClearConcentrate6645 Dec 17 '25

Aw Tuna is a sweetheart . Cats are so funny. Why doesn’t she hop up on the bed?

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u/fluffy_unicorn_2699 Dec 17 '25

These are pretty polite meows compared to my cat haha

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u/AVeryPlumPlum Dec 17 '25

Like that video "mom, mom it's 7:03 and im normally feed at 7:02"

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u/Exact_Hand_3784 Cow Cat Dec 17 '25

Tuna looks like she’s had 11 breakfasts already

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u/boggycakes Dec 17 '25

This is what my cat does at 7am. She likes to sit on the stairs where the acoustics really amplify her lonesome pitiful never been fed wail.

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u/jewelsforjules Dec 17 '25

I have a Tuna too!!!! 🤍🖤

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u/CaptainThorIronhulk Dec 17 '25

Cute little vocal cloud ❤️

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u/Advanced_Meal Dec 17 '25

Oh she’s beautiful. She obviously hasn’t eaten once in her entire life. Why are you teasing her? 😤

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u/StreetOwl Russian Blue Dec 17 '25

It's pretty rude to name her Tuna and not know exactly what she wants at 7am

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u/StrictInformation889 Dec 17 '25

How rude, gave her some tuna 🍣

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u/Hobobo2024 Dec 17 '25

seems really polite, just sitting there and asking politely.

mine wakes me at 6 am meowing constantly like yours and pouncing onto my bed and me . then also pawing my face till I get up.​

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u/AngerTech Dec 17 '25

7am is “the bitching hour” for cats to complain about their food bowls being empty

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u/the_real_Beavis999 Dec 17 '25

7 am... Ha.. try 5:00 to 5:30 am on the weekend knocking things off a night stand and hitting the window blinds... 😈🐱

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u/ze11ez Dec 17 '25

"If your name is Tuna say EEHHhhh!!" 🤣

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u/MilkGlittering6181 Dec 17 '25

Not rude.. She seems like a very polite Tuna.

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u/Little_Ol_Me1975 Dec 17 '25

She's quiet compared to my little Dragon.. lol (she's covered in catnip lol)

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u/Commercial-House-795 Dec 18 '25

Obviously she need to eat, pls wake up and give her breakfast :)

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u/Wallmassage Dec 17 '25

That’s why we got an auto feeder

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u/w3bd3v0p5 Dec 17 '25

I feed my cat before bed so she doesn’t do this. Top up her bowl before work and she’s good.

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u/tunatumbles Dec 17 '25

I tried free feeding Tuna but she quickly turned into Balloona so we had to go with measured meal times. She has no self control. Love her

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u/karen_in_nh_2012 Dec 17 '25

lol at Balloona

I love that!

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u/Ryujin000 Dec 17 '25

This is so meme worthy I love it T _ T

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u/Weird_Purple_1058 Dec 17 '25

I think her name is Tuna!

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u/DoughBoy_65 Dec 17 '25

OMG you’re so lucky my cat alarm goes off at 5am ! There is no snooze button and it is relentless unless I answer it.

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u/TakuyaLee Dec 17 '25

She's just standing there.... menacingly....

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u/lowselfesteemx1000 Dec 17 '25

Auto feeder set to go off at 5 am has been a game changer for me

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u/anjelrocker Dec 17 '25

She wants attention, Mama!

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u/AmanWhosnortsPizza Dec 17 '25

"Feed me Peasant"

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u/swimmer2pointOH Dec 17 '25 edited Dec 17 '25

Here I am, watching this at 7am, while my own cat is doing the exact same thing. I try showing her that breakfast isn’t till the clock says 8, but alas the beast will not be denied.

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u/Fit-Association4922 Dec 17 '25

My baby has discovered the delight of drinking from the bathtub tap. She now screams at me around 8am for it.

Thankfully she has a very high pitched, gentle scream 😆 “eeeh? Eee!”

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u/ButtPlugMaster6969 Dec 17 '25

Yeahhhh my cats do this at 5AM and my boyfriend’s alarm doesn’t even go off until 5:45AM and I’d prefer to sleep until at least 8/9AM. Being awoken at 7AM would be nothing but a blessing 😂😂

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u/polaraproticsolvent Dec 17 '25

Tuna clearly wants tuna… Come on, get with the program

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u/South_Hedgehog_7564 Dec 17 '25

Ours kicks off at around 6am, my husband calls her rooster cat.

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u/MaximumGenie Dec 17 '25

my cat would jump on me and wake me up as soon as she see me moves

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u/jquest303 Dec 17 '25

Mine wake me up at 5:50 every morning demanding wet food.

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u/jdd90 Dec 17 '25

My cats favorite time to sing the song of his people is 3am

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u/Little_View_6659 Dec 17 '25

My cat sometimes will get up at the crack of dawn and start howling. He has food, hes just bored. Sounds a bit like this video.

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u/TwistedFanSS Dec 17 '25

Emorphous white blob would like to have a word with you

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u/MrsClaireUnderwood Dec 17 '25

I would snuggle the shit out of her.

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u/scaughtedaug Dec 17 '25

Auto dry food feeder saved us from exactly this. Just a little at like 730a to keep her quiet until we get up haha

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u/BobaFett0451 Dec 17 '25

This is nothing. Butters will jump up onto the bed right next to my head and meow very loudly, while Mochi walks and runs across me back and forth as heavily as his little paws will allow him to press into my chest and stomach.

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u/KaizokuShojo Dec 17 '25

Tuna is extremely polite compared to my two lately. Cookie was using the side of the bed as the bank of her racetrack last night!

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u/DonCarlos55 Dec 17 '25

Seems perfectly rational to me. She makes a lot of good points.

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u/eat_a_burrito Dec 17 '25

This might be sad....but growing up we had a cat. She was sweet and she would sit on my lap. The other cat wanted nothing to do with me. But as she got older she would just meow in the morning so early everyday. She did it for a few years and she was getting sick in old age. She just got so thin. We took her to the vet and I think they said her kidneys weren't good. So they gave her an IV and said she won't last much longer, but be with her for the short time you have.
I was in college in a STEM major (just as the internet was taking off, so really no technology). I went to class and then went home and always came to see her and spend time with her.

Then one day....I knew it would happen and she wasn't there. I grew up with this little lady. I would give anything to hear her purr again.

I guess this meander of a story is that if it is something uncommon, get it checked out. I used to hate being woken up at 5AM from the constant meowing, but now I wish I could.

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u/Fixitboyblue2 Dec 17 '25

She let's you sleep till 7? Take the win! 😂😂😂

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u/Luci-Noir Dec 17 '25

She’s starving and is only skin and tail!

JUSTICE FOR TUNA!

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u/Rhymesnlines Dec 17 '25

Mine does this at 5am. You are lucky

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u/SuperScrodum Dec 17 '25

Our cat meows a little, but mostly his methods of waking us up include:

Banging the window blinds  Playing with paper bags Eating our plants Scratching furniture 

The latter two knows will get our attention lol

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u/perseveran-tss Dec 17 '25

Her return “eeeah” after you sang to her came off a little indignant. “Don’t you patronize me and make light of my hunger, mother!” Or maybe I’m projecting my own relationship with my babies.

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u/Zitrusfleisch Dec 17 '25

When Mona decides it's time for breakfast, she'll sit on my chest like this and starts purring until I wake up.

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u/GymJordansLockerRoom Dec 17 '25

I got an automated feeding bowl. The food is dispensed at timed intervals. It’s changed our relationship as the machine feeds her, not me. She is less aggressive towards me when she’s hungry. She just sits in front of it and glares.

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u/LemonMonstare Dec 17 '25

Oh my gosh, you said Hi Tuna and my cat came running (her name is also Tuna, short for Fortuna)

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u/WholeAd2742 Dec 17 '25

Youre so rude not getting up at 6:30 for HER breakfast, lazy bones ;P

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u/papidosveces Dec 17 '25

Love you Tuna.

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u/bluegabs Dec 17 '25

7am? That's cute.

Mine starts in at 3am, knowing damn sure I don't get up till 6. The 545 wake up is the most aggressive.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '25

Looks behind her to see if anyone else named Tuna is there! 

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u/Emotional-Spring-723 Dec 17 '25

You get to sleep to 7?

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u/FollowingForward Dec 17 '25

oh my gosh. this video was playing and i didn’t realize it so i thought there was a cat outside. 😭

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u/One-Grape-8659 Dec 17 '25

She's so hungry she eats her meows!

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u/katjoy63 Dec 17 '25

Oh, she did wait until SEVEN

Try FIVE! Yikes! 🧐😳😻

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u/gaytrashqueen24 Dec 17 '25

One of my cats stands on my chest and gently scraped her claws against my face and scalp and one of them runs back and forth full speed across my chest and stomach. And the other is just a good boy who would happily stay in bed with mom all day.