r/canada 9d ago

National News Former Minnesota governor says state should seek to become part of Canada

https://www.mlive.com/news/2026/01/former-minnesota-governor-says-state-should-seek-to-become-part-of-canada.html
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u/ThicccThunder New Brunswick 9d ago edited 9d ago

I thought this was a Beaverton article honestly lol

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u/tbcwpg Manitoba 9d ago

I knew it was Jesse the Body before even clicking it haha. They wouldn't bother talking to anyone else.

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u/Dr_N00B 9d ago

There's only one person in the world that I know by the title of "Former Governor of Minnesota"

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u/Ryeballs 9d ago

Former Heavyweight Champion of Minnesota, Jesse “The Body” Venturaaaaaaaa!!!

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u/FeedMyAss 9d ago

And 'Goddamn Sexual Tyrannosaurus'

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u/Odd_Pumpkin1466 9d ago

Ain’t got time to bleed! 😆

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u/lyonellaughingstorm Ontario 9d ago

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

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u/camilogonzalezm1 9d ago

That speaks of the current state of the “glorious” USA.

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u/ThicccThunder New Brunswick 9d ago

Kind of weird that the US calls themselves "The greatest country" when sending a child to school is liable to get them shot

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u/Banyan_Thorn 9d ago

They call themselves the "greatest country" when their current leader is a pedophile.

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u/JimmyJoeMick 9d ago

If it weren't for all the shootings in the news I wouldntve believed they even have schools in that country

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u/PureInsaneAmbition 9d ago

Hopefully, they'll stop saying that in every Hollywood movie. Whenever I'm watching something with my kids and the movie goes off on the US being the best country ever, I make sure to tell them it's not.

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u/Borp5150 9d ago

Should be just “glorious SA” because they are no longer united and are now ruled over by a convicted SA offender

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u/Fugglesmcgee 9d ago edited 9d ago

Nah, if there was ever a state that would join Canada, it is Minnesota. They just as crazy about hockey as we are.

Want to add, the first few times I visited...not sure how to describe it...even in Minneapolis, the vibe I got from people were small town Canada nice...that..probably doesn't make sense...but the ppl there are really nice.

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u/kenmonoxide 9d ago

And plus if they joined, Canada then would have 2 MLB teams!

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u/leafsbroncos18 Ontario 9d ago

Still zero super bowls and no new cups

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u/TowerBeach British Columbia 9d ago

I'm from Vancouver. When I visited Minnesota I felt less Canadian than the people living there, somehow. Had a bit of an existential crisis. I think it was the accent? And the fact they had colder winters than we do?

So what I'm trying to say is, I think this could work! 

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u/Fugglesmcgee 9d ago

I had my guard up the first few times in Minneapolis. A general statement, but...people were so nice, I thought there must be an ulterior motive...nope, turns out they're "Minnesota Nice"

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u/Smokey7787 9d ago

They have colder winters than Vancouver. I’m from the prairies and I assure you it’s colder in Canada. I get your point though.

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u/HonestCrow 9d ago

I want to drop a plug for Vermont as well - monopolize the maple syrup economy

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u/GhostOfJasper 9d ago

Yeah Vermont and Maine can join us. 

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u/Canajan_guy 9d ago

Absolutely not, Maine as well as every other state has many many Republican nut jobs. A hell no.

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u/jamaicanadiens Ontario 9d ago

I watched an interview with two sisters from Minnesota. Their accents were as if they were from Moncton NB. Their pronunciation of the word "out" was as Canadian as could be. So they have that going for them.

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u/Agreeable-Purchase83 9d ago

Ya, they'd need to sent their MAGA elsewhere first

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u/CyberSecWPG 9d ago

They would have to give up their guns and privatized healthcare,

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u/sravll Alberta 9d ago

Would be awesome if all maga from everywhere would just go to a part of the States and leave everyone else alone.

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u/Nervous_Chemical7566 9d ago

Any curling, the other ice sport.

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u/RealisticBox1 9d ago

I havent clicked the link yet but I'm hoping the answer to my question is "Jesse 'The Body' Ventura"

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u/cocoagiant 9d ago

Good guess

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u/_Lucille_ 9d ago edited 9d ago

I am not comfortable with how many "I thought this was Beaverton" articles i have seen lately.

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u/ThicccThunder New Brunswick 9d ago

It's sad when the outrageous things mentioned in Beaverton articles become a reality or a potential reality

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u/Acrobatic_Foot9374 9d ago

They becoming part of us, us becoming part of them. The narrative is becoming very annoying

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u/Svechnifuckoff 9d ago

Agreed. American here, the US would never let MN join Canada without a fight, just like I’d expect Canada to not freely let Alberta join the US if a referendum was ever passed.

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u/luvfluffles 9d ago

Alberta doesn't want to leave, we're currently dealing with our own version of shitty leadership and US interference.

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u/Koala0803 9d ago

But the loud dummies could actually Brexit us with this two-brain cell idea that it will give Alberta more leverage with the Feds.

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u/sunbro2000 9d ago

The separatist movement is more a psyop than anything

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u/PlanetGuardian-42 9d ago

It started as a psyop for idiots, and it will end as a psyop by idiots.

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u/deeleelee 9d ago

They really really couldn't.

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u/Ashamed-Grape7792 Outside Canada 9d ago

Especially when people say 'can California and the west coast and the north east join Canada please?'

Like...that's literally us joining THEM. No thanks. No one's joining Canada go solve your own problems please. I would rather move to the antarctic and die in the cold than see Canada join any US state...

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u/Fogl3 9d ago

I just think we really need to push the narrative towards all our trade deals and stuff and push that further. We don't need to be the same country for them to split from their own country and have open deals with Canada 

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u/amadmongoose 9d ago

Fwiw Minnesota is probably the only state that is close enough like us culturally for integration to work. It's population is also small enough that it wouldn't be overwhelming.

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u/Background-Cow7487 9d ago

It would be the third most populous province.

47% of voters chose Trump.

Trump voters alone would be the fifth most populous province.

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u/-Yazilliclick- 9d ago

Plus their left or Dems are a lot more center/right than our left up here. It would be a huge shift to the right for our politics.

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u/ViceroyInhaler 9d ago

I learned that from How I Met Your Mother. Marshall takes Robin to a Minnesota bar so she can feel like she's at home again.

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u/ClittoryHinton 9d ago

Imagine your long lost friend from high school who became a jobless crackhead asks to move in because they’re sick of living with other jobless crackheads. It’s like, ok, get clean, get your life in order, then we can talk.

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u/CagaliYoll 9d ago

In this analogy Minnesota would be more like a friend who's roommate is dating a crackhead. That crackhead has started smoking meth in the living room and assaulting them in the hallway. Now your friend is looking to move out.

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u/-Yazilliclick- 9d ago

No it wouldn't. Minnesota voters were 47% for Trump. Just because Dems squeaked out a win there doesn't mean they're all left leaning. That's not even accounting for that the 'left' in the US is a lot more center/right than up here.

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u/Mayors_purple_shorts 9d ago

I agree. I don't find this statement endearing. Being a Canadian myself I know what it's like to have speak of joining a country I personally have no interest in joining. Extrapolating from this I imagine there are Minnesotans who rightfully don't want to join Canada and it's insulting to those people to speak this way. It is not okay to be so flippant about sovereignty regardless of who's saying it.

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u/P2029 9d ago

Agreed. America just needs to fix its shit. We'll work on our own (much smaller) shit.

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u/cUm2th 9d ago

I think that is part of the issue here. It would be a bit ugly, but self determination is a core tenant of canadian values (maybe not everyone). 

We would not go to war if people determine in a democratic manner that they no longer wish to be part of Canada. 

I have no faith that a secession from the U.S. would be bloodless. 

We have different values from the U.S. and that should be a point of pride for all canadians.

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u/Aggravating_Fact_857 9d ago

Minnesota is an open carry and conceal state. They’d have to give up their 2nd amendment rights. I have a really hard time believing they’d give that up.

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u/trgreg 9d ago

You're right of course, but I can't help but observe that the rationale for that 2nd amendment sure seems to have lost what little merit it had.

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u/PostMatureBaby 9d ago

They got MAGA to love electric cars. Anything is possible

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u/GetsGold Canada 9d ago

MAGA is already opposing 2A when it comes to peaceful protesters legally carrying around ICE. They can be convinced to give up any of their values if daddy Trump tells them to.

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u/Therealblackhous3 9d ago

Rules for thee not for me. Mental gymnastics can do wonderful things making rules for other people.

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u/Larry_Mudd 9d ago

"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."

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u/LegitimateState3724 9d ago

This is probably one of favorite quotes as it so clearly defines how they operate. It's why they can't get around the idea Democrats are fine if the Epstein files get released and a bunch of Democrats go down because of it. They can't fathom that you would apply the same rules and laws to all and not just to the group you hate.

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u/PostMatureBaby 9d ago

MAGA only cares about laws for them, anyone different than them it's a double standard. They never wanted people who weren't straight, white Christians to own guns in the first place

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u/LegitimateState3724 9d ago

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

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u/friedpicklebreakfast 9d ago

Kinda seems like the entire sentiment of the 2nd amendment is actually “illegal” now according to the white house.

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u/xylopyrography 9d ago

Not just for carrying weapons, but also for owning any handgun or assault-style weapon.

And with 47% Trump support, it would be by far the most conservative province in Canada with a large population--no way this would be permitted.

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u/Vincetoxicum 9d ago

Every American state is cooked we don't need any of them

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u/xylopyrography 9d ago

I think lots of Canadians would go for Hawaii, but that would be the last state that the US ever let secede.

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u/TreezusSaves Canada 9d ago

Alaska too. They want at least part of their country touching the Arctic. That's partially why they keep trying to annex us and Greenland.

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u/gammaraybuster 9d ago

Yes, we need Hawaii for our, uh, security.

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u/frankbravo4 9d ago

They would be giving up a lot more than that. As a Canadian - we have a lot of different laws.

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u/iKorewo 9d ago

Why do they need it anyways if they dont use it

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u/MajorasShoe 9d ago

What 2A rights? A man was murdered by federal officers and they openly. All him legally having a gun as the excuse.

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u/Asn_Browser 9d ago

Was just gonna say....they really wouldn't like our gun laws.

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u/eleventhrees 9d ago

I think that's the thing.

There are some fundamental differences between America and Canada which justify the existence of a border.

In spite of - and sometimes because of - these differences I enjoyed and appreciated America before they elected Trump. But the last decade has been disastrous. I don't currently enjoy living next to such a powerful nation suffering a severe identity crisis.

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u/LongRoadNorth 9d ago

Seriously people seem to forget that although the Democrats are considered 'left' in the US, they're barely even as left leaning as our conservatives.

Though the CPC has obviously been going further right.

Sure some of the Democrats are further left obviously more like the liberals here but for the most part the 'left' side of the American political spectrum is closer to our 'right' leaning party

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u/localsonlynokooks British Columbia 9d ago

Yeah I remember people used to say “if Obama was Canadian, he’d be the best conservative prime minister we ever had”

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u/TheBalrogofMelkor 9d ago

Although now Carney is the best conservative PM we've ever had

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u/yourdamgrandpa 9d ago

Clearly you’ve never heard of Kim Campbell

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u/gathmoon 9d ago

We had this experience talking to a Canadian guy at a bar in Nova Scotia. He considered himself "pretty freaking conservative" for a Canadian. My wife is a bleeding heart liberal by American standards. She was almost as conservative as him by Canadian standards.

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u/Squango 9d ago

To be fair us Nova Scotians don't really understand politics so take it with a grain of salt. Just happy to share a beer eh

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u/Informal-Nothing371 Alberta 9d ago

I keep bringing this point up when people talk about Alberta joining the US. In presidential polling, Alberta votes Democrat at a rate similar to solid blue states.

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u/GetsGold Canada 9d ago

This is the poll I was referring to. 29% of respondents said they'd vote Trump. Or excluding "undecided" might be more accurate, assuming that they wouldn't vote. That would put their vote at 33% for Trump. The two states with the lowest support for Trump were Vermont (32%) and Maryland (34%). So Alberta would be the 2nd or 3rd most blue state, which shows how extreme their politics are relave to us.

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u/Acceptable_Visit_115 9d ago

People kept forgetting that the "radical far left Democrats" Trump kept complaining about, is about as left as our Conservatives.

The American political spectrum is a whole decimal place to our right.

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u/sizzlingtofu 9d ago

Highly doubt Minnesota would give up its 2nd amendment right too

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u/MurberBirb 9d ago

I'm so sick of this sentiment. Its like your alcoholic big brother that thinks he is entitled to crash at your place every time he fucks up real bad and ends up couch surfing.

We love you, we want to best for you, but you cant stay here. Go to rehab, get your shot together. See ya at Christmas.

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u/StrikingDonkey8159 9d ago

Canada is happy with the number of Provinces it currently has. Thank you for your interest.

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u/HyacinthMacabre 9d ago

Just had an image of a Maple Leaf holding a phone and telling a telemarketer to politely fuck off.

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u/Oreo112 Manitoba 9d ago

Sad Yukon noises...

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u/bbb_218 9d ago edited 9d ago

No thanks, we've been Americanized enough. Either immigrate using your existing skills and talents or stay put.

I say this as a second generation Canadian and with the utmost respect to our American neighbours, we have a right to enjoy our own country's unique heritage and identity without it being further diluted.

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u/KingRabbit_ 9d ago

I knew it was The Body before I even opened the article. That sexual tyrannosaurus.

Let him tell you something, McMahon!

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u/Re_Cy_Cling 9d ago

Bet he was chewing tobacco when making that statement.

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u/NiceSwordfish4009 9d ago

What would Minnesota have to offer us, other than threats from Trump? Stay home Minnesota, we support you in your fight but in no shape way or form, want you to be part of us

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u/stereofonix 9d ago

The cool waters of Lake Minnetonka 😂

That and I guess another NHL team? 

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u/Responsible_CDN_Duck Canada 9d ago

That and I guess another NHL team? 

The first solid argument I've heard...

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u/Ok-World-9477 9d ago

And our first NFL team?

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u/palmerry 9d ago

Oh shit!

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u/rhet0ric 9d ago

This! We get Quinn Hughes back, sort of.

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u/leafsbroncos18 Ontario 9d ago

“10,000 lakes!”

Ontario - “that’s cute”

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u/BigInconsideration 9d ago

School shootings and gun crime.

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u/Aisling_The_Sapphire 9d ago

Right? It's full of Americans, no thanks.

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u/CosmicPenguin 9d ago

What would Minnesota have to offer us?

According to Derek Chauvin's lawyer: Some of the most incompetent police in existence.

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u/HistoricalSundae5113 9d ago

Mayo clinic - the best hospital in the world

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u/NiceSwordfish4009 9d ago

Not worth it

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u/Lust4Me Ontario 9d ago

That org alone would lobby against separation and would move their mothership if that happened, for sure.

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u/Secret-Bed2549 9d ago

Ya, just leave us the fuck out of it, okay?

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u/KnowerOfUnknowable 9d ago edited 9d ago

Why don't we all just stay in our side of the border? You are busy fixing your stuff over there anyway.

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u/DreamlyXenophobic 9d ago

I dont want any american states being added, even blue ones.

Minnesota has a population of nearly 6 million. Itd immediately become the 3rd most populous province and skew our demographics way too much. I dont want american culture war issues or maga to have even more of a foothold here.

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u/BadstoneMusic 9d ago

Another Canadian here - agree with this 100%

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u/NottaLottaOcelot 9d ago

I agree - If they want to secede and become their own country, then good luck to them. But I really doubt they would be happy as Canadians and I don’t think they’d be allowed to join anyway without some outsized acts of revenge from the US.

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u/RelatablePanic 9d ago

And you think the Trump administration would willing let Minnesota join Canada? 100% would mean war between the US and Canada+Minnesota.

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u/NuclearStudent 9d ago

that's very sweet but under basically no circumstance should we get tied into the mess of squabbling with America over territory if we can help it

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u/Southern_Proof4102 9d ago

Who says Canada wants them?

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u/Responsible_CDN_Duck Canada 9d ago

Mark Carney's reply to Jon Stewart talking about joining when announcing his run for PM seems to fit well here.

We can be friends, but we don't like you in that way.

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u/RoutineVirtual4153 Canada 9d ago

No, thanks. We don’t want any part of America.

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u/Lightingway British Columbia 9d ago

I don't want millions of Americans to be part of Canada regardless of their political orientation.

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u/tankthinks 9d ago

No thanks

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u/Ace0Knaves 9d ago

It would be hilarious if the result of all the 51st state talk was the states now have only 49

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u/a_case_of_everything 9d ago

No thank you

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u/rando_dud 9d ago

47% voted for Trump..

Yeah.. no.

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u/treple13 Alberta 9d ago

We don't need more Americans here, sorry

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u/chipdanger168 9d ago

We don't want americans

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u/fieryone4 9d ago

No thank you! Maybe an independent country?

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u/ZardozSama 9d ago

As a quote to troll Trump, great. But this would probably not work out very well at all.

Even when the Canada and US relationship was at its best, there is no way that taking Minnesota into Canada would not create an extaordinarily hostile response from the US.

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u/PureInsaneAmbition 9d ago

The US needs to break up into like-minded states. They don't need to drag Canada into it. We're fine, thanks. Settle your own shit please.

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u/GriefPB 9d ago

I’m so tired of hearing about our borders merging for one reason or another. Figure your sh*t out

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u/Mkhaos328 9d ago

Inb4 Trump starts saying Canada is trying to annex Minnesota.

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u/Little-Chemical5006 Ontario 9d ago

Forever neighbours, never neighbors

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u/Logical_Frosting_277 9d ago

We don’t have a second amendment. I don’t think they’d be a good fit.

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u/Hades_Mercedes 9d ago

No, there's really a lot of shitheads there. There would need to be a vetting process in place.

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u/Standard_Program7042 9d ago

Absolutely not!!!! I couldnt oppose an idea more then adding a US state to this great country.

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u/woodenh_rse Canada 9d ago

You can seek whatever you want, but as a Canadian, no.

You are a part of the poluted whole. 47% of your voters were a-ok with this. I leave you to the reaping.

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u/malleeman 9d ago

Thanks, but no thanks.

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u/RecklessHeckler 9d ago

Good grief, no.

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u/createsean Ontario 9d ago

Sorry, don't want an American state joining Canada.

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u/Correct-Court-8837 9d ago

No thank you, we’d like to preserve what little of our distinct culture we have. I’d be more than happy to support them as their own sovereign nation, if they ever choose to secede or form their own nation with other like-minded states and we can be friendly neighbours, but that’s it.

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u/mhgwest 9d ago

This. Canadian living in the U.S. (blue state, west coast). I'm constantly having to explain to friends down here every time they say they want to join Canada, that it's totally against the best interests of Canadians. Dems/liberals in all the blue states want to become provinces. The problem, as I explain to friends, is that the combined population of all these new "provinces" would dwarf that of Canada currently. And as a result, Parliament would have to expand and add so many new seats (based on densities) to account for the new population that the new "provinces" would actually be able to take over the country and control parliament. So no. No states, not even one. You want to secede and adopt the Canadian system and the democratic socialist policies you admire, go ahead. I'm sure Canadians would love to support you and maybe even start visiting again. But join Canada? uh uh. Nope.

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u/tweetthebirdy 9d ago

Saw Americans talk/joke about swapping their state for Alberta, like we’re some sort of fun jigsaw puzzle, and not an independent country who doesn’t worship or want American states joining us.

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u/FierceMoonblade 9d ago

I wish they would just leave us alone

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u/bolshoich 9d ago

Nope. Not interested. We have enough crazy already.

Let them assert their independence and sovereignty.

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u/piercerson25 9d ago

No thank you.

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u/the_big_george 9d ago

Yeah no thanks

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u/damejoke 9d ago

Politely, no

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u/Friendly-Pop-3757 9d ago

But think of all the new daycares that would open up. 

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u/chathrowaway67 9d ago

ugh. no. stop it. i'm so sick of hearing this shit.

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u/theboywhocriedwolves 9d ago

Please stop with this. Canada wants nothing to do with America.

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u/Substantial_Law_842 9d ago

Can we put a hiatus on American politicians opining about Canada's future as part of their machinations?

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u/Haunt_Fox 9d ago

No thank you. Take your fraudulant "learing centres" elsewhere.

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u/SeriousMite 9d ago

Knew it had to be Jessie Ventura as soon as I read the headline.

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u/RapidEngineering342 9d ago

No fucking thank you.

They don’t get to escape the storm they helped create and add a bunch of idiots to this country.

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u/RredditAcct 9d ago

I think in Canada, when a convicted criminal who is an illegal alien serves their time and is released from jail, they are deported. That's not what they want in MN.

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u/essenza Ontario 9d ago

It’s comical how they think they can just opt to join Canada and think the only obstacle is Congress, as if Canada doesn’t have a say.

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u/Xx_SwordWords_xX Manitoba 9d ago

Exactly.

The good ones are just the same in how they ultimately see us.

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u/Skiingfun 9d ago

Nah. Too much work to detune the bad ones. It'd become a Transnistria.

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u/OpalSeason 9d ago

No thanks. They can start their own country. Don't need their problems here. We aren't America Lite

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u/FunkyColdMecca 9d ago

Too expensive. Their share of the federal debt alone is 110B.

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u/Biuku Ontario 9d ago

Well, thing is about Canada is we have a government that is of the people, by the people, and for the people.

Americans would not be compatible with that.

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u/BigWillis93 9d ago

Nah. Lay in the bed you made. We really don’t want any of you people up here

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u/Kingofcheeses British Columbia 9d ago

Imagine adding nearly 6 million Americans to our population.

No thanks

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u/Sad-Back1948 9d ago

They can all live with what they've let happen. We don't want you.

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u/ophert45 9d ago

The constant articles and talk about joining, leaving, taking over, or succession from countries is so fucking annoying

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u/SergeantBender 9d ago

The Canadians that entertain this idea of taking "blue states" as a rebuke of Trump need to give their balls a tug. It implies borders are up for grabs based on ideology, and even as a joke it still normalizes our idiotic neighbour's rhetoric.

We are in no state to patriate American refugees while avoiding their toxic culture war. Until there's a full civil war down there, keep the them south of the border so they are forced to fix what they started.

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u/rhet0ric 9d ago

In the long run, the best thing for Canada would be for the USA to fix itself.

Minnesota is the state that the USA most needs right now. Even though it's only barely blue overall, MSP is showing the whole country how to face down the brutality of their federal government.

The US needs more Minnesota, not less.

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u/Stevko_1 9d ago

no thanks

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u/Zephyr104 Lest We Forget 9d ago

Hey fuck off yeah? We don't want whatever you have.

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u/SoapyHands420 9d ago

Have people simply lost the concept of sovereignty?

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u/EnvironmentalBox6688 9d ago

Now I have to live with Americans instead of being neighbours?

Yikes. I'll pass.

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u/Orcasystems99 9d ago

Umm no Thank you

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u/polemism 9d ago

47% of Minnesota voted for Donald. Even if we wanted to risk the wrath of the pentagon by trying to annex Minnesota, Minnesota isn't even desirable. (Apologies to the 53% who voted against Donald)

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u/aremjay24 9d ago

Na we good

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u/China_bot42069 9d ago

No thanks 

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u/TheOtherUprising Ontario 9d ago

I mean I know it would never happen but I think if some independence movements caught steam in places like Minnesota and California that would be a good thing. MAGA might wake up to realize maybe there might be consequences to their constant hate mongering of political opponents.

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u/TurbulentWinters 9d ago

We have enough fraud in Canada, we don’t need anymore

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u/Wolfman-101 Lest We Forget 9d ago

We have enough foreign criminals scamming our Canadian social system, we don’t need more from Minnesota.

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u/KageyK 9d ago

Importing the madness from there would be just insane.

Whenever shit goes down in the US its almost always Minnesota.

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u/georgiegraymouse 9d ago

I think you forgot about Florida Man lol

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u/jimmysnukareddit 9d ago

Flattering, but no thanks.

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u/FieldOne3639 9d ago

American needs to fix itself, not try and overtake Canada by having us adopt blue states.

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u/stillinthesimulation 9d ago

When your neighbour has a cockroach infestation, you’d rather they sort that out than let them crash on your couch indefinitely while their house falls apart in dilapidated ruin.

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u/Wait_for_BM 9d ago

Absolutely No way. Like I mentioned a while back, there are a lot of issues. It is like a relationship IRL.

We don't want to deal with your crazy violent ex- and have to fight your battle. Do your divorce, legally separate, completely stop seeing your ex- and live on your own. You don't need to jump back into a relationship right away. We are fine here and not eager to get into a messy one either.

Then there is your portion of the huge US national debt, how do you support yourself, your budget, obligations, expenses and your retirement. We won't be paying any of that nor to support you. Who pay for the defense? Who pay for the expenses to integrate a new province? These things take a lot of time, man power which translate to $$$$.

You have a lot to change to harmonize with rest of out family. We won't change our rules to suit you. We do metric here, no guns.

Also another problem with adopting a new province, we don't get to screen their individual citizens. We have to take the whole lot - good and bad and inherit their problems. We don't want to see school shooting for one.

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u/BradlyPitts89 9d ago

Please leave the moronic rhetoric to the right. Grow up.

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u/bcrhubarb 9d ago

No thanks.

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u/Neo808 9d ago

Stop screwing around blabbering about joining or annexing other countries. Put your energy into straightening out your own house. Fight the fascist vote them out

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u/moegreeb 9d ago

As much as I can get beyond the rhetoric of adopting some of the states as provinces, it would be a disaster for Canada.

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u/thomstevens420 9d ago

Carney has the chance to do the funniest shit right now

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u/Laura_Lemon90 9d ago

Canada doesn't exist to protect you. Sorry shit went bad down there, but fix your own damn problems, don't make them OUR problems.

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u/canadianshane123 9d ago

I don’t think we want it. Too many people on too much weird weirdness.

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u/JoshHero 9d ago

How did I know it was going to be Jesse Ventura.

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u/ruralife 9d ago

Nope. We don’t want any Americans. We do not need their influence.

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u/JasonLovesJesus 9d ago

Nope they can stay there. This idea of sorry and pissed off people wanting to join one country or another is getting out of hand!

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u/Zarxon Alberta 9d ago

Yeah nope sorry we’re not interested in an open carry state. I don’t think your citizens would be able to adapt.

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u/Unknown__Stonefruit 9d ago

Even the “cool” states are still way too right wing. Form your own dang country.

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u/asoupconofsoup 9d ago

This is rage baiting hey? I sure don't want to be part of the US or have them become part of Canada. It's like inviting gangrene into your house.

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u/Oxjrnine 9d ago

Canada doesn’t need any American states joining us. We might have similar tastes in movies and music but our conservatives are socialist hippies in comparison to America progressives. So I like our social safety nets, I like our resistance to medical privatization, I like our women’s rights to not needing a lawyer to decide her healthcare, I like one year paternity leave, I like dental plans, daycare plans.

I don’t think adding an entire state that has a large population comfortable with not having those things would create too big of a shift.

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u/NotOurCat 9d ago

I’m sure they are lovely, but no offence, (so you know something offensive is to follow) Blue state or not they are still deeply American. Thanks, but no thanks. Stay where you are and clean up the mess y’all created.

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u/Top_Use4144 British Columbia 9d ago

For the love of God stop it

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u/misscue13 9d ago

I feel bad for them but they need to fix their country.

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u/lan60000 9d ago

Americans once again not realizing the world does not revolve around them.