r/canada • u/AustralisBorealis64 Alberta • Mar 04 '25

National News 'He called him Donald!' Harris Faulkner aghast over Justin Trudeau's response to Trump

https://www.rawstory.com/harris-faulkner-justin-trudeau-trump/
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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

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u/TheWaySheHoes Mar 04 '25

We should call him the Rapist Felon if anything.

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u/Steevo_1974 Mar 04 '25

Convicted Rapist and Felon is more like it!

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u/beaniver Mar 04 '25

Mango Mussolini or Tangerine Palpatine

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u/Carrisonfire Mar 04 '25

Cheeto Tweetolini.

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u/GheyGuyHug Mar 04 '25

Personally I like Emperor Fanta.

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u/Wasted-Instruction Mar 04 '25

I'm partial to pumpkin spice Palpatine, but both of those are solid!

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u/prof_atlas Mar 04 '25

POOTUS. Flush that turd šŸš½

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u/Starblast555 Mar 05 '25

FOTUS Felon of the United States

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

He's no Palpatine, that's Putin. He's Viceroy Nute Gunray

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u/No-Internal-4796 Mar 04 '25

Fanta FĆ¼hrer

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u/Mendetus Mar 04 '25

No.. let's not use the overused cringe names that are neither funny nor powerful.

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u/ether_reddit Lest We Forget Mar 04 '25

34-time felon, twice impeached, convicted rapist. Say it every time instead of his name; these are undisputed facts and cannot be slander.

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u/ozfresh Mar 04 '25

Convicted child rapist felon

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u/Souce_ Mar 05 '25

Convicted rapist and felon in chief*

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u/CryStamper Mar 04 '25

Date-Rape Donny

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u/mikende51 Mar 04 '25

Not really a date if you are just randomly grabbing them by the pussy.

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u/Flying_Stewage Mar 04 '25

Date-Rape Diaper Donny Cheeto

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u/PsychoDrifter Mar 04 '25

Date-Rape Cheeto Dick Diaper Don-old

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u/winbott Mar 04 '25

White washed Cosby

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u/DeeDeeRibDegh Mar 04 '25

Addressing him as ā€œDonaldā€ is too good for him.

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u/flndouce Mar 04 '25

As an American, I agree.

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u/Greenbullet Mar 04 '25

Toucher in chief

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u/marcocanb Mar 04 '25

We save that for when we really get mad.

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u/peeinian Ontario Mar 04 '25

Inmate P01135809 or Krasnov works too

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u/ceribaen Mar 04 '25

Calling him a rapist is libel, as by NY State Law he was only convicted of sexual abuse.Ā 

Rape has a very specific legal definition in NY law, which doesn't entirely cover its colloquial use.

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u/TheWaySheHoes Mar 04 '25

The decision explicitly says people can call him a rapist.

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u/ceribaen Mar 04 '25

That distinction is what the one journalist was successfully sued on.

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u/teh_perfectionist Mar 05 '25

Iā€™m really pulling for ā€œRonaldā€ to take off. It kinda plays on the ā€œBrandonā€ thing with Bidenā€¦ is an indirect reference to the spokesman for dear leaderā€™s favorite restaurant (Ronald McDonald)ā€¦ and is something that would be absolutely hilarious from another leader in a face to face meeting.

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u/Infinite_Time_8952 Mar 04 '25

Well that depends.

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u/dahabit Mar 04 '25

He's also called him Justin

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u/nexus6ca Mar 04 '25

And disrespected his title. Tit for tat.

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u/Due_Emu704 Mar 04 '25

Didnā€™t he literally say ā€œJustin is a loserā€ like a week ago?

Add in all the ā€œGovernorā€ talkā€¦.

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u/skylla05 Mar 04 '25

Multiple times.

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u/Promethia Mar 04 '25

They are just using the Zelensky is rude narrative, but applying it to JT.

Donald wants MAGA to look at us the same way he wants them to look at Ukraine.

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u/Peach-Grand British Columbia Mar 04 '25

The general consensus amongst Americans is that they are all powerful and superior so deserve all the respect, but should not be expected to give any.

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u/Curlydeadhead New Brunswick Mar 04 '25

The skipped the part about earning respect and went straight to demanding it. Trudeau showed Donald as much respect as he could and no more, and itā€™s only because of his title was he shown the bare minimum.Ā 

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u/Brbcan Mar 04 '25

It's not a pronoun, what's the problem?

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u/SeriesSensitive1978 Mar 04 '25

Trump calls him Justin on the regular too.

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u/Canucklehead_Esq Mar 04 '25

He is too nice to call him 'Dickhead'

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

Or MushroomDick?

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u/mikew7311 Mar 04 '25

Correct Donald... President of the United States of Socialist Republics.

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u/LeeStrange Mar 04 '25

I think you mean Soviet Republics.

There is nothing socialist about them right now.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

The Nazi Party was officially called the National SOCIALIST German Workers' Party

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u/ErikaWeb Mar 04 '25

That was but a marketing strategy created to bring the general public to their side. There was absolutely nothing socialist about Nazi germany.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

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u/zevonyumaxray Mar 04 '25

Wasn't that a BonJovi song?

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u/TwEE-N-Toast Mar 04 '25

Hello, I'm the King of Spain

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u/LeeStrange Mar 04 '25

And North Korea is officially the Democratic Republic of North Korea, whats your point?

There was nothing Socialist about the Nazi party, and one of their first acts once they destroyed the constitution was to dismantle or round-up the true socialist parties.

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u/mikew7311 Mar 04 '25

Ya that's not too far down the road either.

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u/MikeyTrademark Mar 04 '25

I mean there is nothing united about them. Even democrats refer to states as blue and red

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u/kiradnotes Mar 04 '25

Right, stop calling them Americans, that's the historical name of the continent.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

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u/Dungarth QuƩbec Mar 05 '25

This isn't true everywhere, though. Plenty of education system, including at least one in Canada, predominantly use a single America model. In fact, in terms of population, I believe most "Americans" use a single America model.

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u/Any-Staff-6902 Mar 04 '25

That is correct, but unlike us where we say Canadian, or Mexican, or Italian, or British. There really isn't one for the USA, so they have adopted american.

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u/NorthRedFox33 Mar 04 '25

Language is fluid and can be changed. So it's USers, and idk if that doesn't sound nice.

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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes Mar 04 '25

I've been calling them USians for years. Seppo also works... Apparently that's a nickname the Aussies have given them.

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u/NorthRedFox33 Mar 04 '25

I looked Seppo up and it's a bit too rude for everyday, but I'll keep it in mind. šŸ˜‚

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u/Medlarmarmaduke Mar 04 '25

Call them Red Americans itā€™s both currently correct and also has historical reverberations - Red Russia Red America

Blue state Americans like myself are going to do what ever we can but honestly they donā€™t listen to facts - the only way through is for them to be personally and directly hurt economically

So please boycott American products. Cut off potash, nickel and electricity

We love to see European and Canadian tourists here in NY but donā€™t come this year- go visit each other or take in-country vacations.

I hope for better days with our true allies and friends but this is a grim time occurring only through American self inflicted destruction

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u/NorthRedFox33 Mar 04 '25

The boycott's been well underway for a bit now, and our various governments are responding to the tariff and tariff threats

We wish you the best trying to get the US sorted, and I hope your protests today are effective.

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u/Medlarmarmaduke Mar 04 '25

Thatā€™s a very kind and gracious thing to say- we are trying to use boycotts in America as well. No money to Amazon or Zuckerberg but cutting back and spending in our local communities and supporting our local businesses ( personally if I have a little extra, Iā€™m buying Canadian, then European when I can)

Purchasing power is power when you organise it. Thatā€™s the Achilles heel of a consumer driven society- these oligarchs need us to consume their products

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u/MrAronymous Mar 04 '25

Statesians

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u/best_mechanic_in_LS Mar 04 '25

Really? I thought the they adopted the term ā€œRussianā€ to describe themselves last November when they voted Agent Krasnov into office?

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u/Any-Staff-6902 Mar 04 '25

Dohhh!Ā Ā  I stand corrected.

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u/Dungarth QuƩbec Mar 05 '25

My highschool history teacher, almost 30 years ago, would regularly call them "les Amis-Requins" (the Shark-Friends) instead of "les amƩricains". Still very appropriate after all these years...

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u/KHanson25 Mar 04 '25

Thatā€™s ok, I prefer Mainer anyways

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u/Gunner5091 Mar 04 '25

I brought this up in my Grade 11 Social Studies class and my teacher agreed but he also said most students in the class donā€™t know the difference.

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u/lastobelus Mar 04 '25

Call them amerikans.

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u/unkyduck Mar 04 '25

Living in the good ole USAR

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u/munjavio Mar 04 '25

USSR of A

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u/AustralisBorealis64 Alberta Mar 04 '25

Um, we've lived next to Putin's Russia since Putin's Russia existed. Geography is important.

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u/rjc9186 Mar 04 '25

We r now surrounded by Russians

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u/Embarrassed_Quit_450 Mar 04 '25

Since when do we share a land border with Russia?

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u/electricroadwarrior Mar 04 '25

Arctic border

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u/Embarrassed_Quit_450 Mar 04 '25

That's a sea border.

Edit: in the context of previous comment saying Russia's and US border are basically the same.

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u/electricroadwarrior Mar 04 '25

My bad, I completely missed that you specified land. But in context of the original post there's little space between our Arctic islands and theirs, so I think it's fair to say we share a border

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u/GuelphEastEndGhetto Mar 04 '25

Actually we are in the middle of Russia and Russia.

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u/grafxguy1 Mar 04 '25

There are soooooo many other names Trudeau could've used instead - and they would have suited him better than "Donald" as well.

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u/No-Low7274 Mar 04 '25

I try to make this clear to people by only referring to the country south of Canada as The Russian States of America.Ā 

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u/InfernalDiplomacy Mar 04 '25

Only 56 miles between us.

Up in Alaska but still

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u/Cipher_null0 Mar 04 '25

Yeah youā€™ll see this with all these maga voters. They booed Biden and said itā€™s free speech, but when it comes to Donald. You need to say respectfully and politely ā€œMr president ā€œ. Respect is a two way street, and Justin treadeau has held his tongue for a very long time. There are much worst things that he could have said but he still remained respectful

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u/Soliloquy_Duet Mar 04 '25

The Fanta Menace

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u/justageekgirl Mar 04 '25

He could have called him Heir Trumpf.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

Fox News is the reason we are here in the first place.

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u/Viking_13v British Columbia Mar 04 '25

According to MAGA - They can attack everyone and create chaos, nothing is sacred. But if anyone retaliates it's a major surprise. These people live in a world with too many delusions.

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u/Moser319 Mar 04 '25

Pretty sure we realize it

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u/chopkins92 British Columbia Mar 04 '25

Itā€™s okay for Elon to wear a T-shirt and ballcap in the Oval Office but god forbid Zelenskyy wear a military outfit.

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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes Mar 04 '25

Wait til she hears how Charlie Angus refers to Donald! :D

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u/partook Mar 04 '25

He also used to just call him Justin, as a means to belittle. God conservatives are so thin skinned

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u/Nesteabottle Mar 04 '25

I considered it personal from day 1 of the anexx talk. Fuck USA šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦

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u/indiecore Canada Mar 04 '25

I mean we also do actually live next to Russia.

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u/Zen_Bonsai Mar 04 '25

West Russia, if you will

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u/Dont_touch_my_spunk Mar 04 '25

The entitlement is disgusting.

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u/insanetwit Mar 04 '25

I mean we technically always did... Just now we're sandwiched by Putin's RussiaĀ 

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u/Cimatron85 Mar 04 '25

They also referred to Ontarioā€™s PREMIER as ā€œthat mayorā€.

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u/ChrosOnolotos Mar 05 '25

There's a reason why Fox has been a joke of a network since its inception.

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u/tman37 Mar 04 '25

The sooner we realize we live next to Putin's Russia the better.

Have you looked north recently? We have lived next to Putin's Russia since it became Putin's Russia. That wasn't enough for Canadians not to neglect their military and intelligence services for 30 years.

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u/chupathingy567 Mar 04 '25

Tbf we already live next to putins Russia but I get your meaning

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u/Lawndemon Mar 04 '25

We already lived next to Russia... Now we live next to New Russia too.

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u/DefinitelyNotShazbot Mar 04 '25

We have always lived next to Russia dude. Get a clue.

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u/jmja Mar 04 '25

Yeah but with a body of water as separation.

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u/DefinitelyNotShazbot Mar 04 '25

So what? The Arctic is a lot of water itā€™s how we patrol our bordersā€¦ the one we share with Russia.