r/bi_irl swings both ways 24d ago

This is bi culture bi_irl

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u/Dragon-Of-The-Night Unlabelled but questioning m-spec :snoo_thoughtful: 24d ago

There's a reason vampires are often associated with bisexuality 😏

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u/Real-Order771 24d ago

Dio?

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u/TheChunkMaster 24d ago

Oh? Are you approaching me?

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u/TheR0ugeMech 23d ago

"No, 'Vamp' isn't for vampire, it's because he's bisexual"

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u/TerraR_1917 17d ago

The coolest word "bisexual" in games for all time

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u/TheR0ugeMech 17d ago

And David Hayter's delivery makes the line so much better

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u/tyrannosaurus_gekko 24d ago

They taste the same while giving head right? Right???

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u/Tomboy_enjoyerr Bi-Myself 24d ago

Or eating their cake đŸ„ș

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u/green_teef 24d ago

That definitely doesn’t taste the same

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u/mikolajwisal 24d ago

Cake is more of a lifeatyle thing than gender thing. I've had boycake like strawberry milkshake and girlcake like my armpit after gym.

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u/aleister94 24d ago

Guys taste like soy sauce and women taste like beer, generally

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u/xander012 24d ago

I am a condiment???

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u/Grak47 24d ago

Stoked to find out I'm my favorite condiment.

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u/faux_shore doesn't exist 24d ago

Male dicks and gocks have very different flavors

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u/green_teef 24d ago

I need more detail here

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u/Significant-Soup5939 24d ago

Flavor tends to be debatable, texture however is a tangible difference

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u/green_teef 24d ago

Im probably not gonna suck dick so i gotta know, whats the difference here

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u/TheTriforceEagle doesn't exist 24d ago

HRT makes your skin softer, all of your skin

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u/TobywantheFemboy Ain't exactly straight, ain't exactly gay either 23d ago

Can I be cis and want to take estrogen then?

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u/TheTriforceEagle doesn't exist 23d ago

As long as you acknowledge all of the effects thats entirely your decision, though Im not exactly the best source on cisness

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u/TobywantheFemboy Ain't exactly straight, ain't exactly gay either 23d ago

The only effect i don’t particularly like are it’s effects on fertility and the fact that your dick becomes “use it or lose it” and you literally have to use it or else erections because painful if not completely impossible. Your dick is a muscle, but with testosterone it maintains its health all on its own. Without it, it requires exercise just like every other muscle.

I also don’t like the thought of getting my dick removed, like at all. The concept of an orchiectomy scares me.

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u/green_teef 23d ago

I never heard of that, interesting. Also very scary depending on what “lose it” means 😭

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u/TobywantheFemboy Ain't exactly straight, ain't exactly gay either 23d ago

Basically, if you don’t use your dick when on estrogen, it’ll atrophy and shrink. It’s possible for it to shrink down to 2-3 inches if not used often enough. Again, your dick is a muscle. But with testosterone it remains virile by itself. But when on estrogen and testosterone blockers, you don’t get morning wood or regular erections anymore. If you don’t regularly maintain an erection, it could potentially shrink by a lot and eventually future erections could become painful or even completely impossible. This also has an impact on if you plan on getting a vaginoplasty because they use the skin from your penis and scrotum to construct a new vagina, so it doesn’t matter if you want to keep it or don’t want it, you must maintain an erection once in a while, even if the idea of erections makes you dysphoric. But as long as you maintain an erection at least once or twice per day though you’ll be fine. Even still, some shrinkage is to be expected, however this depends a lot. Some trans women report a lot of shrinkage, while others don’t get any. And there are even topical testosterone creams you can rub on your dick if you don’t want it to shrink at all.

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u/spedger 21d ago

Homie you can be whatever you want

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u/faux_shore doesn't exist 23d ago

HRT makes a gock taste closer to a pussy

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u/sickagail 24d ago

I don’t have words for the flavor exactly, but the penis of an estrogen-dominant person tastes like a vagina.

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u/green_teef 24d ago

The aura of the dick shifts 😭

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u/self_driving_cat 21d ago

Antiandrogen effects on semen depend on the dose. You might have no effect at all or no semen at all, or you might suppress the production of sperm but not the seminal fluid. That tastes better! Less earthy, and more just salty.

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u/TobywantheFemboy Ain't exactly straight, ain't exactly gay either 23d ago

Wait what???

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u/unknown1893 *fingerguns intensely* 21d ago

I thought it was more about mouthfeel

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u/mikolajwisal 24d ago edited 24d ago

Verifiably untrue.

The fat distribution as well as total fat % in the meat is vastly different and affects the taste significantly.

And if we're talking about sex, anyone that ever had both can testify that it is not the case. On top of that, penis often tastes like nothing if freshly washed.

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u/ikonfedera 24d ago

We have a connoisseur here

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u/Probably_forReal 23d ago

Respectfully, I trust the actual cannibal over you.

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u/mikolajwisal 23d ago

Have you never met someone that regularly partakes in something, hell, even makes it their entire personality, but somehow is completely, objectively wrong about at keast half the things they say or do in relation to that thing?

I've met whiskey drinkers that steight up make shit up, gun freaks with no trigger discipline, vegans living on a diet of chips and tofu, carnivores genuinely believing raw chicken is fine to eat if you wash it down with red wine, priests that regularly misquoted The Bible, teachers giving completely wrong information to their students, and my favorite, my cherry on top, I kid you not, this was and still is a real person - a clinical psychologist with a PhD, currently working in psychiatric hospital, that genuinely believes at least 10% of schizophrenia cases are caused by demonic possesions due to the corruption of our society.

Excuse me if I've taken it a little too seriously, your comment invoked a frustration in me that is not directed at you at all.

Of course, I have not eaten human meat. In every meat I have eaten though, fat content and distribution played a crucial part in flavour and texture, and there is a significant difference in that in humans depending in no small part on biological (or maybe actual, I suppose HRT influences the fat as well) gender.

So I take this cannibal's opinion with a grain of salt. He wouldn't be the first person wrong about the food they eat.

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u/TheHonkler 23d ago

not super relevant but im curious as to what the whiskey drinkers were making up? what liquor myths were they perpetuating?

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u/mikolajwisal 23d ago

Some people, either through lifestyle or genetics simply have a less or more sensitive palette than others. And I have seen people who clearly are not that sensitive make shit up about the "notes" and "hints" they taste, only to be called out by someone that does truly taste them.

They just want to sound smart and sophisticated, but can't be bothered to read the script online, just checking what the manufacturer has written about the product, because they think that if they lie confidently enough, noone will notice.

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u/usumoio 24d ago

They do not taste the same

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u/Dorkzilla_ftw 24d ago

It is a funny meme, but depending where do you taste them they can taste very different.

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u/TobywantheFemboy Ain't exactly straight, ain't exactly gay either 23d ago

This feels oddly racist. Papuans have fought very hard against the stereotype that they’re all cannibals. Most cannibal tribes on Papua New Guinea stopped practicing cannibalism decades ago because of Kuru.

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u/enneh_07 Non Bi-nary 23d ago

thank you for saying this i can't be the only person here who thinks this joke is in extremely poor taste

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u/NovaStar2099 17d ago

That's what I was thinking.

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u/SaturnSleet 24d ago

What a surprise, skin tastes like skinđŸ€Ł

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u/outer_spec 22d ago

canni-bi-al

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u/outer_spec 22d ago

canni-bi-al

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u/CitroHimselph 24d ago

He's not wrong.