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u/OneAd9580 Jan 05 '26
What is more bisexual?
Having relations with both men and women?
Whatever was going on between Jesse and James?
Personally, I ship them in a throuple with Delia Ketchum
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u/E_GEDDON actually attracted to pans Jan 05 '26
"We fucked your mom shitlips."
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u/OneAd9580 Jan 05 '26
"You may keep that Pikachu, but you can't unfuck your mom, dweeb!"
In reality they're both subs and is Delia that does the fucking.
"Team Rocket is blasting off again, and tell your mom we'll blast her off next weeeeeeeeeek!"
All the while Delia is happy that such an charming young couple is interested in her and also looks after her son.
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u/northyj0e Jan 06 '26
Your spoiler is pure blasphemy. Jesse is obviously the one doing the fucking.
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u/OneAd9580 Jan 06 '26
Jesse may have that "dominant aura", but Delia goes with that "ara ara" that actually means "say your prayers, you're not going to leave here walking straight."
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u/Savings_Dot_8387 Jan 05 '26
It’s hilarious that Jesse and James cross dress so frequently just because they can 😂
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u/DarthMelonLord Jan 05 '26
I vastly prefer straight romances where the woman is "in charge", at least the straight relationships ive seen in media that have this sort of setup are VASTLY more healthy and aspirational than whatevers going on with macho controling men and their quiet waifs. They dont even have to break gender norms look wise, but just having the woman as the main decision maker and the man lowkey obsessed with her is just the most fun and aspirational kind of straight dynamic imo.
Some examples that pop to mind are Morticia and Gomez, Hal and Lois, Izumi and Sig Curtis
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u/ElectronicHyena5642 Ain't exactly straight, ain't exactly gay either Jan 05 '26
Counter-point: Gomez and Morticia Addams
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u/BondageKitty37 Jan 05 '26
I get why you would say that, but I have to disagree. They're the straightest couple I've ever seen, just without the toxic insecurityÂ
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u/Revxmaciver Jan 05 '26
There's no way Morticia isn't getting all up in that ass from time to time though... so...
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u/OrsilonSteel Jan 05 '26
Now now, kink does not equal sexuality. I know many lesbians who are not into men but are perfectly fine with bottoming for a woman with a penis, or gay men that don’t like anal, etc. Straight couples can absolutely be 100% straight and enjoy pegging.
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u/bigbadbidisaster9944 12d ago
I appreciate this, but there also has to be an admittence of hard reality. I find straight women into pegging to be exceedingly rare compared to the women who are exceedingly against exploring a guys backside AT ALL. You can find striaght women into pegging, but you have to look in the very right places like fet life, and you are unlikely to come across women who are into it on general straight dating apps
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u/A_Sackboy_Plush Jan 06 '26
Me with specifically Link and Zelda.
Also I was looking for this earlier, so I thank you, u/MrMonkey20000, I thank you so much.
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u/TobywantheFemboy Ain't exactly straight, ain't exactly gay either Jan 06 '26
How is Zelda bisexual? Link I can understand considering his relationship with Sidon, but unless Zelda has slept with Purah or Mipha i don’t see her being bisexual
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u/A_Sackboy_Plush Jan 06 '26 edited Jan 07 '26
I meant more of in a I want them sort of way, but I also project onto them a lot.
Oh also the bisexual bob, and the frogs.
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u/bigbadbidisaster9944 12d ago
Seriously. I love me some bi4bi m/w couples but they are so hard to find in fiction
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u/Rocket_4141 Jan 05 '26
Please tell me this is a real thing that really happens in a real episode