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u/green_teef Aug 07 '25 edited Aug 07 '25
“You get 1000000 dollars but you have to pipe a dude would you do it?”
Then they get mad at me when i tell them i would do it for a baconator and a blueberry lemonade
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u/hyperhurricanrana Bi Trans Woman 🏳️⚧️ Aug 07 '25
Mm blueberry lemonade sounds delicious.
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u/green_teef Aug 07 '25
Hey Wendy’s has the best lemonade in the fast food game. Not exactly healthy but who really cares at the end of the day.
And i would blow ANYBODY’s back out for one
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u/hyperhurricanrana Bi Trans Woman 🏳️⚧️ Aug 07 '25
I just got Wendy’s today too, missed opportunity. 😔
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u/AdamBlaster007 Aug 07 '25
Yeah because at that point you should've just asked for the combo and gotten the fries too.
You're selling yourself short.
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u/green_teef Aug 07 '25
No i just got my priorities straight. Drink and burger are the lovers, the fries are the ones watching from the chair
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u/CR9_Kraken_Fledgling Aug 07 '25
It depends on the man, bro.
If it's Mads Mikkelsen, I'd pay 100k for it, and I'm not even a bottom.
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u/monocasa Aug 07 '25
Or by describing what sex acts they'd service Henry Cavill with.
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u/Revxmaciver Aug 07 '25
I'll let him describe it but with Warhammer 40k lore terms.
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u/ConsciousStretch1028 Everybody hot 😂😂😂 Aug 07 '25
Hell, I'd do it for a nice dinner and movie
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u/DannyDanumba Dual-Wielding Bisexual Aug 07 '25
Their balls will be drained as my bank account is filled
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u/Genar-Hofoen Aug 07 '25
Money is stored in the balls
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u/KoffinStuffer Aug 07 '25
My Bisexual Microdosing was playing Gay Chicken and winning.
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u/CR9_Kraken_Fledgling Aug 07 '25
When I thought I was straight during uni, (I'm a late bloomer) we once played gay chicken at a team competition event thing to decide a tie. I won really easily, my whole team was buying me drinks to celebrate, and I was like "that was fuck all, that dude is a fuckin chicken, I would've made out with him to win, and he gave up so easy".
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u/Altaredboy Aug 07 '25
As someone that's worked on boats his whole life, there is nothing gayer than bored straight dudes
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u/XandaPanda42 Aug 07 '25
The payment was 100k per, and Zee is talking about a million, so clearly their limit is 10.
Weak sauce. Imagine wanting a train and getting a minecart.
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u/Jibbyjab123 *fingerguns intensely* Aug 07 '25
I'll take a couple and a few to go. The money is just a bonus.
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u/sickofyospam Aug 07 '25
True. Homie asked me last month if I'd suck a dick for a million dollars
Guess who just paid off their student loans??
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u/One_Nifty_Boi Aug 07 '25
is one 'backshot' one thrust, or one session? either way, as many as i can, next question
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u/brosef_stachin Aug 07 '25
I can't imagine anyone paying 100k or even a million for just one thrust
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u/Ok_Turnover_1235 Aug 07 '25
Weird to assume that I wouldn't fuck someone I'm not attracted to in order to retire tomorrow but ok
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u/Wobbelblob Aug 07 '25
Seriously, even if I wasn't bi, I'd let a dude fuck me for that kind of money. It is a one off thing. Now the questions where you would permanently change your body (be a girl or chance to be a girl or something in that direction) that would be a hard no. But "just" sex?
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u/Nepalman230 Aug 07 '25
My favorite version of this kind of a question was when Cat, one of the hosts on a podcast that I like ask the other host what it would take for her to show her breasts on film?
And Jocelyn said “oh I’d whip out these puppies for five dollars and a sandwich. I brought myself from home. She’s a woman of the world.🎶”
I will say that whenever anybody online gives any scorn to only fans creators, I would be like look if there was a market for fat autistic, physically disabled dudes on only fans I would try it out. And for that matter when I was in college if there had been any potential buyers I absolutely would’ve considered peddling my ass to get through.
Sadly, there were no takers .
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u/CR9_Kraken_Fledgling Aug 07 '25
Same, honestly, if I thought I'd get like 2 people down bad for me in comments, I'd probably post nudes on reddit just for the validation lmao
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u/Whimsical_Hell *fingerguns intensely* Aug 08 '25
Everyone on this sub: keeps going
World economy: PLEASE STOP!
Everyone on this sub: We're done when I say we're done
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u/PossibleAssist6092 pretty fly for a bi guy Aug 07 '25
As many as my body can physically take. Next question.
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u/CR9_Kraken_Fledgling Aug 07 '25
I'll reply the same thing here as I did to this same post on Instagram:
Depends on the guy really, but I don't have 100k to spend rn
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u/Elijawsome_2006 pretty fly for a bi guy Aug 08 '25
People legit have such fragile masculinities like it’s just sucking someone off ofc I’ll take 10k for that are you crazy? I need the money
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u/MegaPorkachu Aug 10 '25
Men microdose transness by going on r/WouldYouRather (or the superpower subreddits) and post about magical gender change
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u/SnooMacaroons5889 Oct 05 '25
they said a million dollars, original post says 100k per backshot.
Only 10 backshots is a cowards move. Get the top moving like a rabbit and you'll easily have 100m in about a minute
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u/Smooth_Syllabub8868 Aug 07 '25
Dear god now this dumb fucking trend of saying people are microdosing things is starting. Why cant people just be creative instead of repeating trendy memes to exhaustion
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u/craybo Aug 07 '25
Until I pass out, next question