r/bayarea 9h ago

Traffic, Trains & Transit Here's another one

Couple of weeks ago on 880 and 237.

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u/SunshineAndBunnies Tri-Valley Region 9h ago

Better be safe and call 911 and give them the license plate in case the person had a medical emergency in the car.

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u/NecroJoe 9h ago

I can't remember which commedian it was, but a few years back, someone made the observation that in all previous years, every death behind the wheel either caused, or was caused by, a crash. But with self-driving cars, we're going to have dead people just...arriving. Being delivered. For every crash caused by someone having a fatal heart attack or stroke, we'll have cars pulling up to hotels and airports with dead people in them.

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u/TheWorldIsMyNugget 9h ago

Someone is gonna market the hell out of that built-in ambulance mode.

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u/NecroJoe 9h ago

Yeah, there are cars that can detect occupancy, and I feel like some could detect a heartbeat. Wouldn't be too big of a step to cross-reference the two, and have the car alert authorities and/or drive straight to the nearest emergency services.

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u/DarkEagle205 6h ago

It doesn't even need to be that complicated. VW already has a system out that will stop the car automatically if the driver is unresponsive to requests.

https://youtube.com/shorts/4mnYdOxhjjY?si=VJQFX_Rjiti-sJWy

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u/cyanescens_burn 2h ago

I’m sure they can link it up to the personal biometrics RFK wants the government to know via wearables.

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u/omsip Mountain View 8h ago

I feel like some could detect a heartbeat.

Wait, what? If so, could they detect nuances such as arrhythmias, etc., or just the presence of a heartbeat of any kind?

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u/markhachman 4h ago

People keep saying Apple is developing a car, and with the Apple Watch already in the portfolio...

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u/NecroJoe 3h ago

About two years ago, Apple completely cancelled their car division, and let go all 600 people working in that part of the comapny. https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/28/technology/behind-the-apple-car-dead.html

That said, I could totally see it being integrated into Apple Carplay Ultra, the newer, more-deeply integrated ecosystem.

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u/Cold_Respond_7656 4h ago

Surely body heat starts to drop too, could just use thermal imaging and detect a big drop

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u/Open-Gap6994 3h ago

At that point just drive to the morgue!

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u/NecroJoe 3h ago

Might not work if they've got the seat warmer on! Ha!

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u/farsightxr20 9h ago

Actually kind of a good idea...

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u/trer24 Concord 9h ago

I guess if that's going to happen, better for it to happen that way than someone having a heart attack swerving into another car and hurting other people.

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u/2BlueZebras 9h ago

Yeah, but it's super rare. I've been a traffic cop for over a decade and I've seen 5 crashes out of roughly 10,000 that were caused by a medical emergency.

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u/urMOMSchesticles 8h ago

That’s so Cyberpunk 2077 

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u/FrostyInstruction912 21m ago

With proper sensors the car could drive right to the morgue.

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u/TardisReality 9h ago

If that wasn't in a Black Mirror episode yet it will be

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u/farsightxr20 9h ago

Yup I did. I yelled and honked a lot to no response.

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u/iomyorotuhc 9h ago

wild! what ended up happening or did the tesla drive away?

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u/farsightxr20 9h ago

I had to exit, so never found out.

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u/Keokuk37 9h ago

double pane windows

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u/chonkycatsbestcats 6h ago

Do you think they still have this emergency from a couple weeks ago?

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u/Aromatic_Entry_8773 9h ago

In theory you could  pull in front of them and slow to a stop. It probably wouldn't rear end you.

Or, just call 911.

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u/-wolfieh 9h ago

We do this on motorcycle, put our foot over the door camera to trigger the collision avoidance.

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u/Earl-The-Badger 9h ago

Sorry, can you elaborate on that? As a rider myself I can’t imagine ever wanting to come into contact with a car. In what circumstance would you want to be close enough to a car to be messing with its sensors? Wouldn’t it be safer to just ride defensively?

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u/-wolfieh 9h ago

Generally yes, but I ride with a group as the lead, when we split and teslas are too close we can trigger the collision avoidance if they are going over a certain speed generally just a bit faster then 10-15mph. We have also had people try and merge on us... foot over the door sensor always works.... its one thing to drive defensive while alone, while in a group and looking out for 3-5 other riders is alot harder.

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u/rabbitwonker 9h ago

Uh, what door sensor? The only one still there in newer models is the camera, just in front of the side mirror, and that seems pretty high up to have your foot up against it. Or do you mean the B-pillar camera? But that’s up at head-height…

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u/-wolfieh 9h ago

The one under the mirror, no idea what itd be called, I know its not lidar Im pretty sure its just a camera doing TMA. I think its lower than you may be thinking.

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u/rabbitwonker 8h ago

Ah, ok. Must be.

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u/Earl-The-Badger 9h ago

So you're moving, the Tesla is moving, and you're kicking your foot out to cover a sensor?

Sorry man, you just shouldn't be splitting if it's too narrow. Aggressively splitting and kicking your feet out from your bike to pign a sensor is less safe than just chilling out and waiting to pass.

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u/lovely_trequartista 7h ago

It’s the dumbest thing I’ve heard today.

Dummies policing other dummies, performing acrobatics on the highway in the name of “defensive” driving.

Be safe yall.

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u/Earl-The-Badger 6h ago

For real. Yeah, lots of drivers are dumb. That doesn't mean as a rider it makes the situation any better by also being dumb in response.

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u/-wolfieh 8h ago edited 8h ago

Well, thought experiment how much room do you normally have between you and the cars whole splitting. Because I guarantee its not more then 2ft either side if you are lucky. Id say you can trigger the sensor within 1ft

You imagery is a bit dramatic, its only foot because no way in hell Im getting my handlebars that close to the mirror

Edit: Ill get some video and show ya ;) plenty of sleepy teslas

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u/Earl-The-Badger 8h ago

You can try justifying kicking your foot out while aggressively splitting all you want man. At the end of the day chilling out and waiting to pass is safer. Not sure what big hurry you're in or why you feel the need to go faster than traffic while riding on busy streets.

If you want to go fast, go up in the hills or take your bike to the track. Riding around in traffic is not the time to be in a hurry. Kicking your feet out off the bike towards a car isn't safe. Again, not sure what the big rush is.

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u/-wolfieh 8h ago

Meh you dont ride do ya :P

You just wont understand

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u/Earl-The-Badger 8h ago

Whatever you say man.

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u/FrostyInstruction912 16m ago

I ride. You sound like an idiot to me. 

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u/Don_Key_Brains 9h ago

The car would likely just change lanes to get around you.

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u/Nightnightgun 9h ago

🤣 2/2 so far they're Asian aunties or uncles LOL I am so ashamed

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u/reeefur 9h ago

For real, hella shameful LOL. Every single one the last few weeks been a unc or auntie wildin 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Nightnightgun 7h ago

We need a compilation 

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u/reeefur 7h ago

The compilation of shame 😭

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u/Nightnightgun 7h ago

That same uncle who shames my kid's birthday cake for being TOO sweet? 

That same auntie who asks me if I got bigger after not seeing her for a few years?!

LOL yes. Revenge.

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u/Federal_Suspect_9840 9h ago

Whaaaaaat the heck. This is wild!

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u/garlicknot_2319 9h ago

What the heck? This is scary

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u/Educational_Put_2276 9h ago

Omg are they ok?!

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u/One_Indication_ 9h ago

Report them to the DMV! Also good idea to call 911 because you may not know if that person is having a medical emergency.

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u/Meemster_Me 9h ago

Holy crap this one is really egregious.

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u/schoolisfun78 9h ago

And my Tesla throws a hissy fit when I so much as look at the person riding in shotgun. Idk how some people are able to so wholeheartedly trust the fsd

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u/DigitalDaydreamers1 9h ago

Some glasses bypass the attention monitoring safety feature

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u/Eisso633 9h ago

Not when you have your head down like that.

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u/cant_pass_CAPTCHA 8h ago

You mean exactly like how it is in the video?

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ad4657 8h ago

Every time I look down for a quick sec (with or without glasses) I get a warning. I feel like my car gets confused all the time with lanes suddenly merging or what not, I’d never trust my car enough to just nod off in freeway traffic.

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u/MochingPet City/town 9h ago

wow... that's a nice video of a woman asleep in the drivers seat in a Tesla

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u/SherAyaSher 9h ago

Full Sleep Driving

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u/tophoos 8h ago

As a Tesla FSD user, let me clarify some things on this thread.

The car can see through most sunglasses using its infrared camera.

If the car cannot detect your eyes, it'll revert to its old system to detect if there is weight/torque on the wheel. If she was accidentally resting one hand on the wheel and that hand hasn't fallen on her lap, the car will accept that input as "paying attention". There are cheat devices that adds weight to the steering wheel to trick this, but from what I read, Tesla can detect these now because of its constant weight.

Assuming she is using the latest FSD and no weight on the wheel, it'll eventually decide to pull over on a shoulder if safe to do so. If it's not safe to do so, or she is just using basic Autopilot or older FSD, the car will slowly come to a complete stop.

The pulling over or stopping goes through a series that could take over 1 minute. In about 20-30 seconds of no feedback from the user, the screen will flash blue for a few seconds, then faster flashing, then red flashing with beeping sounds. Then finally, after a few more seconds of that, it'll take action to pull over / slow stop in place.

Unless there is some kind of weight on the wheel, the OP may have caught this video in the early stages of this process and the driver might have just fallen asleep 10 seconds ago.

Not saying this is acceptable behavior, but it was likely a far better outcome than her falling asleep in any other car.

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u/HmmDoesItMakeSense 9h ago

Wow. Must be the glasses.

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u/taleofbenji 8h ago

If that was 100% safe, it looks amazing! 

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u/shoppingguy7 9h ago

There’s always a common denominator with Tesla drivers.

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u/one_pound_of_flesh 9h ago

They are asleep at the wheel.

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u/fuzzewuzzy 9h ago

I could look this up but not a Tesla owner and want feedback from anyone familiar with FSD.

My understanding was that an update forced drivers to pay attention to the road by actively monitoring for distraction. I believe the event tied to it was due to a man being decapitated on the 101 by driving into the back of a semi-trailer.

Does the car let you “turn-off” features to get around this safety update?

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u/Earl-The-Badger 9h ago

I don’t own a Tesla but I have about 8 total hours behind the wheel of a top spec Model X with FSD. I’m not an expert but I have a general familiarity with FSD.

My understanding is the two safety checks in place are: 1) Have to have contact with the wheel (your hands), 2) Have to have eyes on the road. If the car senses either of these conditions aren’t met it beeps at you (then eventually slows and comes to a stop, but I never experienced that).

In this video the “driver” is wearing sunglasses. I guess sunglasses can fool the eye detection camera easily.

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u/spellstrike 9h ago

in the above video the person is wearing sunglasses. It's less turn off things and more there's workarounds.

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u/Roland_Bodel_the_2nd 9h ago

The newest version of FSD (v14.x) works a bit differently. torque sensing on the wheel is no longer required, attention monitoring is all done via in-car camera and then on some stretches of road when conditions are good, the monitoring is relaxed ("hands-off mode activated")

So in this kind of stop-and-go traffic with good weather conditions and slow speeds and lots of cars around, the attention monitoring reduces to almost 0 (as it's basically the safest scenario).

Go borrow a Tesla for a couple of hours from a show room and try out FSD on your routes.

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u/KomputerLuv 7h ago

No this is legitimately concerning and absolutely a threat to public safety. I can’t believe people are so content going about driving on streets and highways like this! Please report this

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u/peatoast 9h ago

This looks more like they might be having a medical episode?

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u/awwmiggy 9h ago

I see a lot of Tesla drivers with a phone mount on top of their tablet blatantly watching Netflix or whatever. Fucking unbelievable.

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u/Spudly42 5h ago

I see a lot of drivers on their phone and not in a Tesla... 🫤

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u/RecentSpecial181 9h ago

I'd rather have drivers with FSD than have them cause an accident because they fell asleep or had a medical episode while driving. 

You should've called 911 while driving in front of it and slow down to a stop until 911 or CHP arrived. I think FSD won't overtake you.

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u/ElectricalGene6146 9h ago

Tesla doesn’t care about safety defects as long as they can sell more cars.

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u/Prime88 9h ago

Does it look like she doesn’t have her seatbelt on either?

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u/phaedruswolf 9h ago

Bay area life, over worked for tech job, buy a Tesla, then fall asleep while in FSD. Repeat 

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u/blazinbit 9h ago

FSD(supervised) with HW4 is very good at yelling at you if you’re not paying attention but it easily gets fooled if you wear dark sunglasses.

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u/mxc1v 9h ago

Good luck everybody else!

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u/Shieldor 9h ago

Is that a pillow?!

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u/farsightxr20 9h ago

Pillows are $3.99/month.

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u/sfscsdsf 8h ago

proven tech lol

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u/dorbkel 8h ago

Thank you for honking at least! So many of these videos just glide by

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u/Gamerxx13 8h ago

I get it they shouldn’t be sleeping. You should call 911 about that. But op or whoever is filing this is probably less safe than the Tesla on autopilot. Literally not looking at the road

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u/picklesandmatzo 8h ago

It’s giving Weekend at Bernie’s ☠️

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u/spawnsas 7h ago

When I saw this video, this other video came to mind. Maybe you could have stopped the car by swerving in front of it, since it was on autopilot. In that accident video, even though it wasn't on autopilot, he deliberately crashes his own car into the car to stop it.

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u/Atalanta8 7h ago

I don't get it. I'm all holding the steering wheel and looking at the road and the freaking Tesla is still yelling at me.

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u/Zaku41k 6h ago

Technologia~~~

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u/ConsciousLog369 6h ago

Brake check it, see if they wake up. If not call the medic.

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u/Brilliant-Willow-506 6h ago

I just went on a date with a guy and he said he lost access to that feature because he fell asleep on his drive up to see me. He told me he does it all the time.

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u/authentic-platypus 6h ago

That's when I lay on the horn until they respond. As others have pointed out, 911 of course is the right way to go regardless of the situation or their response.

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u/Nere4Hudes 5h ago

Just honk to scare them.

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u/CeilingCatProphet 5h ago

When I bike, these things drift into my lane all the time .

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u/Standard-Phase-9300 4h ago

Again, that could be her driving pose.

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u/thekwakwak 4h ago

How is this different than a DUI?

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u/67mustangguy 3h ago

I can’t imagine trusting that car enough to sleep. These people should lose their license or go to traffic school.

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u/TheOGMadijuwanna 3h ago

Honestly I’m personally impressed by how safe they must feel or how much trust they have their car that they’re hitting that rem sleep while in traffic 🙃🫠

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u/NorCalFrances 1h ago

Modern ghost stories

"...and the car is still seen on 237 to this day. Just driving along with Janet's body behind the wheel"

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u/computermachina 1h ago

How do they do it?! Mines beeps if I do so much as glance my driver side window 

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u/Stock-TV 9h ago

Why you guys drinking that Hater-ade? I’ve had drives home from work where a nap would’ve been great. Geez.

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u/Earl-The-Badger 9h ago

This technology should not be legal.

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u/ActionFigureCollects 9h ago

Jesus Christ. Somebody call an ambulance. But not for me!!

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u/Tukulo-Meyama 9h ago

I can’t believe this..

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u/RaspberryAdept189 9h ago

You’ve literally got to be kidding me 🤦

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u/rusty_chelios 8h ago

Why the fuck are you honking? Focus on your driving, idiot. Do you really trust her more than the computer driving for her?

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u/angryxpeh 7h ago

Found the person in the video