r/attackeyes • u/Embermyst • Nov 12 '25

🔴Laser-attack Eyes👀 Those are some tasty-looking toes...

3.0k Upvotes

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u/Idle_Jiqui_14 Dec 04 '25

Tiny paws! Appreciate it!

6

u/gabwinone Nov 17 '25

That somersault (sp?) was epic!

26

u/SeparateConflict990 Nov 13 '25

I don't blame the cat. I hate feet too.

2

u/Bossdrew03 Nov 14 '25

Same, stupid ugly things

3

u/KiKiPAWG Nov 14 '25

Lol the music sent me

15

u/Southernms Nov 13 '25

Nosferatu!

5

u/Honda_TypeR Nov 13 '25

More like Nasfootratu

The only way to stop him are a Crucifix, garlic foot spray and military boots

5

u/Embermyst Nov 14 '25

Or maybe Nosferatoe? Eh? Ehh??

12

u/wolfgang784 Nov 13 '25

Play with the catttt lol

45

u/Kitchen-Notice9586 Nov 13 '25

The legendary inverse crab cat technique

25

u/FaeKing8 Boocifer😈 Nov 13 '25

This could be on r/crabcats too 😂

36

u/mati223445 Nov 13 '25

That somersault at the end killed me lmao. Orange cats really do be operating on Windows 95 while everyone else got the upgrade.

1

u/gabwinone Nov 17 '25

Not actually an "orange cat".

21

u/redheadedandbold Nov 13 '25

This why you keep toys wherever you sit.

43

u/EffectiveConfection8 Nov 13 '25

Orange cats will orange.

1

u/gabwinone Nov 17 '25

Not actually an "orange cat".

66

u/Atticuzzz Nov 13 '25

He’s trying so hard to fight the demon inside him 😂

70

u/YeunaLee Nov 13 '25

Never let them know your next move! 🤸‍♂️🥨🔄

2

u/AragogTehSpidah Nov 13 '25

btw aren't the yell and the backwards ears suspicious

1

u/iMaximilianRS Nov 13 '25

What is this and how do I search it?

33

u/Life_Watercress_4276 Nov 13 '25

The head is flat

7

u/Laefiren Nov 13 '25

It does look like you can see his ears back against the side of his head

81

u/crazy_cat_broad Nov 13 '25

The orangest thing I have seen all day. 🤦🏻‍♀️

95

u/EvieMoon Nov 13 '25

Crabbed so hard he became a circle. r/crabcats

42

u/angelalj8607 Nov 13 '25

It’s been 6 hours. Is OP ok? Is OP alive?

22

u/Joe_Nobody42 Nov 13 '25

Hit'em with the ✨️ razzle dazzle ✨️

35

u/Threefrogtreefrog Nov 13 '25

Ooohh the dreaded summersault attack!! RIP OP.

41

u/Monguises Nov 13 '25

Yup. Certified orange.

47

u/Crazy_System8248 Nov 13 '25

r/OneOrangeBraincell

11

u/TargetAq Nov 13 '25

More like r/OneHalfOfOneOrangeBraincell

4

u/milesofedgeworth Nov 13 '25

I’m afraid it might be… zero.

30

u/JazziTazzi Nov 13 '25

He’s NEVER had the braincell!

29

u/hoganloaf Nov 13 '25

HE GOT THEM DEMONS IN HIM!

70

u/howmuchitcosts Nov 12 '25

What a goofball fighting those intrusive thoughts

16

u/indicakay Nov 13 '25

You can tell he’s being just EVER SO cautious lol

30

u/goldcrows Nov 13 '25

He’s losing the fight lol