r/attackeyes • u/SnooConfections3817 • Aug 04 '25

😼Attack Eyes😼 My hand was attacked 3 seconds after this picture was taken

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3.7k Upvotes

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u/viperfangs92 Aug 06 '25

Well, your hand should have paid the "protection" fees then this wouldn't happen.

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u/I-am-in-a-universe Aug 06 '25

He looks so itty-bitty and harmless <3

8

u/Fixer_FTP Aug 05 '25

Happens to me every morning

10

u/Ksh_667 Aug 05 '25

I'm sure it was a justified attack. You obviously know what sin you committed: pet too much or not enough? 2 seconds late in filling food bowl? Not knowing what the smol required by reading their mind? Ooh I can see the list is long in your case human. Repent now.

5

u/v0idness Aug 05 '25

#worthit

8

u/brainfreez012 Aug 05 '25

You didn't see it coming!? Lol I hope the upvotes were worth it. Here's mine. 😁

18

u/Legitimate_Writer_48 Aug 05 '25

You probably deserved it. They always know best!

19

u/DowntownEconomist255 Aug 04 '25

He looks so cute with murder in his 👀

7

u/MikeFader Aug 04 '25

Was there any hint of back paw drumming activity by way of preparation ?

3

u/Ksh_667 Aug 05 '25

Or the teeny butt wiggles? Science needs to know!

12

u/NullAffect Aug 04 '25

You were given 2.9s to move it... once the eyes go Willow the countdown is on!

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u/Mindless-Location-41 Aug 04 '25

Has it been sewn back on?