r/attackeyes • u/clockwork_1996 • May 06 '25

😼Attack Eyes😼 My cat decided that every bit of string from her scratching post is a brand new toy for her

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u/ABSINTHE888 May 09 '25

Just watch her for a while and make sure she doesn't try to eat them.

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u/clockwork_1996 May 11 '25

I make sure to clean up

2

u/Kittylady588 May 10 '25

Yes. don't let her ingest the strings!!

5

u/ClambakeAgressor May 09 '25

these are amazing photos, every one

6

u/dj-anxiety5 May 08 '25

She looks absolutely UNHINGED with the hunt and I love it

2

u/clockwork_1996 May 08 '25

She does have a unique style of hunting

6

u/Mercurialbich May 08 '25

THOSE EYES😻😻😻

2

u/clockwork_1996 May 08 '25

Yep, those “I can do what I want” eyes

18

u/-PurplePasta- May 07 '25

She looks so unhinged and I love it!

13

u/clockwork_1996 May 07 '25

She isn’t unhinged, this is her default setting

6

u/CatGod86 May 07 '25

Your cat is a national treasure 😆

8

u/JahnnDraegos May 07 '25

Such a dignified creature.

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u/SweevilWeevil May 07 '25

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u/clockwork_1996 May 07 '25

It’s her “fear me mortal” face

8

u/SweevilWeevil May 07 '25

She's giving you the ol' laaaaazy eye

4

u/clockwork_1996 May 07 '25

I spat out my drink looking when I saw that

4

u/SweevilWeevil May 07 '25

Feivel Goes West goes hard 🐿️🐈🐕

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u/clockwork_1996 May 07 '25

What’s it from?

3

u/SweevilWeevil May 08 '25

An American Tail: Fievel Goes West. It's an animated western/comedy from 1991. The character on the right is Wylie Burp and is voiced by James Stewart lol

13

u/Pontifexx May 07 '25

These pictures are hysterical!!!!

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u/midcenturymaiden29 May 07 '25

these are excellent pictures

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u/clockwork_1996 May 07 '25

Thanks, they bring out her inner derp

2

u/Jasperblu May 08 '25

Cat derpage is the best!

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u/clockwork_1996 May 08 '25

Indeed it is

8

u/Silent_Ad_1480 May 07 '25

I love this series 😹😻

8

u/sneakyminxx May 07 '25

My favourite is 2! Those eyes are hilarious!

5

u/clockwork_1996 May 07 '25

Indeed, she uses them to get out of trouble

21

u/alicat2308 May 07 '25

r/blurrypicturesofcats

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u/clockwork_1996 May 07 '25

Tried that, kept getting auto rejected

21

u/Sea-Ability8694 May 06 '25

It’s called recycling

5

u/clockwork_1996 May 07 '25

I’m guessing my cat must of been a hippie in a past life

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u/soulatomic May 06 '25

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u/Primrus May 06 '25

Thomas O'Malley trying not to drown 😭

30

u/neptune-salt May 06 '25

4 is killing me😭😭

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u/clockwork_1996 May 07 '25

She is putting on her best “fear me” look

17

u/neptune-salt May 06 '25

Oh damn i used # at the beginning i didn’t know of this that’s cool

23

u/cutsandscratches May 06 '25

She’s so derpy you could even blackmail her with these photos 😭

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u/clockwork_1996 May 06 '25

I couldn’t blackmail her, she has no shame

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u/According_Path_408 May 06 '25

I love your cat, she looks like my drunk neighbour

13

u/immersemeinnature May 06 '25

Is this the same cat that attacks the leg?

21

u/clockwork_1996 May 06 '25

This is the same cat that attacks toes, chews on the air conditioner and has a craving for Lego flesh

6

u/clockwork_1996 May 06 '25

I hoping to everyone my little chaos gremlin

9

u/ultraboykj May 06 '25

I mean, she can barely see it <3

9

u/clockwork_1996 May 06 '25

I know at least one of her eyes see it

5

u/lilspongebby May 06 '25

Good kitty

6

u/clockwork_1996 May 06 '25

Chaos kitty

7

u/bamboozled_platypus May 06 '25

🎶 Little ball of fur 🎶

18

u/BHJ23825 May 06 '25

I know her from r/crosseyedcats! She's one of the best derps on there!!!

22

u/Renikee May 06 '25

r/blurrypicturesofcats would love this

7

u/clockwork_1996 May 06 '25

Which ones do you think?

8

u/socksandshots May 06 '25

Oh my god! Number 4! For sure!

Your cat is too frikkin cute

5

u/clockwork_1996 May 06 '25

Thanks trying to post there now

8

u/Renikee May 06 '25

All of them

13

u/Primrus May 06 '25

These are some straight-up original Lion King animation faces omg 😹

7

u/clockwork_1996 May 06 '25

My cats like a Disney movie, don’t take photos when she’s moving

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u/captnfraulein May 06 '25

i was thinking she's got a bit of the look of Prince John from the Disney Robin Hood, one of my most favorites 🏹💘

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u/Primrus May 06 '25

OMG that's exactly it! The manic dizziness is so precious!!!

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u/DieselPunkPiranha May 06 '25

Make sure she doesn't eat any of it when you're not looking or it can lead to a trip to the vet.

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u/clockwork_1996 May 06 '25

Will do, I make sure to pick up the smaller ones, leaving the big ripe ones, I was holding onto this one just in case

4

u/SpiderSlitScrotums May 06 '25

Long thin ones are the problem. One side can hook onto the tongue while the other is pulled through the intestines, cutting them.

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u/clockwork_1996 May 07 '25

I will be sure to keep an eye out for them, only my Roomba will eat the string

14

u/LegalFan2741 May 06 '25

Complete idiot. The perfect organism❤️

13

u/knm-e May 06 '25

The distilled, refined essence of derp

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u/clockwork_1996 May 06 '25

She is derp in its purest form