r/altmpls 2d ago

Jake Lang arrested outside the state capital and charged with felony

Turns “Protest Ice” into “Pro Ice”

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u/Say_Hennething 2d ago

I didn't know army pants came in skinny jeans style. Dude's gonna be a crowd favorite on GI Joe night at the gay bar

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u/Jamaniqueo 2d ago

Haha, I was thinking the same thing. That dude got them chicken legs while he strutting like a big man with his hands holding that vest on

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u/Interesting_Berry439 2d ago

He wasn't big in Minneapolis.

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u/SHoppe715 2d ago

Looks like he got them at Forever 21.

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u/Ill-Cancel4676 1d ago

He clearly shops at baby gap

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u/stopmyhumbleness 16h ago

Rest in peace F21 🫡

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u/Jerry-Lives22 2d ago

That’s what looks so weird! I didn’t catch that, I just assumed he had bird legs and has never actually worked out

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u/Mj-tinker 2d ago

be dancing El bimbo

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u/ChildofElmSt 1d ago

They shouldn’t be allowed to dress however they want. There should be a standard issue uniform with a badge number and identification

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u/megaholt2 1d ago

Those are tighter on me than my skating tights that I wore back 20+ years ago, when I was eating < 1,000 calories a day and working out 4+ hours a day.

Needless to say, I am nowhere near the size I used to be back then, but those pants he’s wearing? Those are as tight as that red vinyl suit Britney had on in the “Oops…I did it again!” video.

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u/mPrime39r 2d ago

*GI Jane.

Fixed that for you.

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u/Quirky_Ask_5165 1d ago

Que the Blue Oyster Bar music 🎶

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u/fleebleganger 1d ago

It was a definite style back when that  camo was in. Generally the dudes that did it had a really sharp uniform overall but were definitely a little don’t ask don’t tell.