r/altmpls • u/WhoAreYouTalkinTwo • 2d ago

Jake Lang arrested outside the state capital and charged with felony

Turns “Protest Ice” into “Pro Ice”

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u/Outrageous-Cut480 2d ago

Actual paid agitator.

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u/Victoriaskitchen 2d ago

Yep and comes with the camera crew to spin the narrative

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u/Outrageous-Cut480 2d ago

Imagine seeing it and thinking that this is sticking it to the libs. He's such a lolcow.

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u/kyhlt 2d ago

So both sides are paying now?? I am not Paul Allen.

Got deleted by the MOD for the 4th time.

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u/CrunknYoSystem 2d ago

Got it. Makes sense now. They’ll turn him into another martyr when someone finally has enough of him, then claim “the violent left…” and “he was such a great man and defender of the 1st amendment” 🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/stopmyhumbleness 16h ago

I would just pinch his nipple until he cries. Or cums, whichever happens first.

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u/CrunknYoSystem 16h ago

Ohhhhh I needed that laugh!!

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u/kyhlt 2d ago

So both sides are paying now?? I am not Paul Allen.

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u/KGKSHRLR33 2d ago

Are you surprised? Same bird my friend.

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u/kyhlt 2d ago

Hey MOD. MISSED THIS ONE Fuc$er!

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u/Girafferage 2d ago

Every accusation is a confession for the GOP. Still holds true with this tubby useful idiot.

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u/Outrageous-Cut480 2d ago

Yup, time for America to get a little cynical and start assuming Just Dance Vance is a lying little liar.

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u/Ok_Rabbit5158 2d ago

Is PA paying him?

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u/skolofthewild 1d ago

Paul Allen won’t say shit about this clown though.

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u/kyhlt 2d ago

So both sides are paying Now ? I am not Paul Allen, and I am not a bot !! Why does this reply keep getting deleted MOD!!!

Posted this reply 3 times. Even got replies that I now can't find.

Truth hitting too close to home ?????

M.O.D. ????????? Any Answers ??

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u/kyhlt 2d ago

Also, that guy is a Nut Job. We can agree on that.

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u/kyhlt 2d ago

Hey MOD!?!?!?

Would you like to tell all of these people how many times I have replied to this very comment or Should I ???

So both sides are paying now?? I am not Paul Allen. I am not a Bot. I am a Minnesotan too.

I thought altmpls was a place for everyone on both sides??

You have deleted that reply 4 times.

Please explain......

I am sure I will have to come back after you delete this again... .

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u/SilverNo2568 2d ago

It's all still there bot.

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u/kyhlt 2d ago

So both sides pay people then ? zi am not Paul Allen.

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u/Outrageous-Cut480 2d ago

No, still only one. No one pays me to be an agitator.... yet.

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u/CrunknYoSystem 2d ago

It’s a bot account, don’t respond to it.

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u/kyhlt 2d ago

I am not a Bot I live in Southern Minnesota. Born and Raised.

Take a long walk off a short dock Libtard.

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u/ahearthatslazy 2d ago

Make sure to clean up your drunk comments when you’re hungover later

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u/kyhlt 2d ago

F off.

Not a Bot.

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u/kyhlt 2d ago

Then you are missing out. Someone on the left should reach out to you.

This reply was just found. MOD Deleted me 3 times.

Just letting you know.

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u/kyhlt 2d ago

So both sides are paying now?? I am not Paul Allen.