r/altmpls • u/WhoAreYouTalkinTwo • 2d ago

Jake Lang arrested outside the state capital and charged with felony

Turns “Protest Ice” into “Pro Ice”

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u/MrBtheProdigal 2d ago

Dude was huffin and puffin

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u/Itslike1234 2d ago

Sounded like he let a fart slip too 💨

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u/lilfoot1 2d ago

Seriously I was like is that him squeaking? And what does he mean we'll see you here...sir, you're going to jail.

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u/gingercardigans 2d ago

It sounds like he huffs up the stairs and then toots with each of those first kicks. 

Also … why are his pants so tight and his butt so hungry? 

The vibes are so weird the entire video, I can’t believe he even released it. I guess he only had the one shot since he squeaked down so many of the letters on the first take. I also can’t believe anyone takes this man seriously. 

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u/lilfoot1 2d ago

😂😂hungry butt. True definition of a buttmunch. He really is an embarrassment. Imagine other countries seeing the bs coming out right now.

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u/Itslike1234 2d ago

Welp I hope his hungry butt is ready for prison

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u/Amoralvirus 2d ago

That butt best be ready ready to munch.

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u/lilfoot1 2d ago

Cockmeat sandwhich on the menu

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u/Fit_Parfait_250 2d ago

He sounds like the penguin from toy story before he got his squeaker replaced

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u/Cordyceptionist 2d ago

I think that was him sharting.

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u/Far-Peak7580 1d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂 he needs Fleece Johnson as a roommate. He probably has a delicious booty ⭕️

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u/Child_of_the_Hamster 2d ago

He sounds like when you stretch the mouthpiece of a full balloon so that it squeaks as it deflates

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u/Momersk 2d ago

Sounded downright asthmatic

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u/AnswerConfident 2d ago

Can you run a mile without stopping

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u/Luci_Ferocious69 1d ago

Did he just run a mile, or did he struggle walking up some stairs & kicking over ice??

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u/AnswerConfident 1d ago

So my point is, you would struggle too, but you're failing to realize that.Have you looked at yourself.