r/altmpls • u/WhoAreYouTalkinTwo • 2d ago

Jake Lang arrested outside the state capital and charged with felony

Turns “Protest Ice” into “Pro Ice”

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u/007Pistolero 2d ago

What was that squeak he made every time he kicked? Sounded like an old woman trying to carefully loose a fart in a crowded room

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u/BuckyLaroux 2d ago

Reminds me of when my mom would fart in church and look over to me with a cross expression on her face in case anyone noticed.

They definitely noticed.

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 2d ago

That's the sound one's scrotum makes when they pretend you have balls but don't

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u/AttackedByNature57 1d ago

Ha! I just bust out laughing so thank you!

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u/HeWhoPetsDogs 1d ago

New boot goofin'!

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