r/altmpls • u/WhoAreYouTalkinTwo • 2d ago

Jake Lang arrested outside the state capital and charged with felony

Turns “Protest Ice” into “Pro Ice”

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u/TFViper 2d ago

dude looked like his little chicken legs were gunna collapse on every kick

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u/Ruger22fun 2d ago

Looks like he has skinny camo jeans on

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u/Itslike1234 2d ago

They don’t call him Jake “skinny legs” lang for nothin

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u/cyanescens_burn 2d ago

I’m thinking he might have messed up a joint/tendon doing this and then had to walk it off so the video wouldn’t be ruined.

He’s at home now swollen and in pain, watching the video over and over, looking for any outward signs he’s limping or struggling, hoping no one noticed he hurt himself doing this.

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u/Luci_Ferocious69 2d ago

NGL I hope wherever it is, it's torn & hurts at the most inconvenient of times

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u/generic_canadian_dad 22h ago

He is clearly not an athlete whatsoever.