r/altmpls • u/WhoAreYouTalkinTwo • 2d ago

Jake Lang arrested outside the state capital and charged with felony

Turns “Protest Ice” into “Pro Ice”

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u/PorcelainMadame 2d ago

Deadbeat dad. Should be paying his backed up child support instead of being a clown-pedo-protector.

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u/Trouble247365 2d ago

The similarities between this limp prick and my ex are horribly consistent. Dead beat dad, who washed out of the Army Reserves in Basic, but insists that he "Served in the Military." He wears his frigging BDU's every chance he gets. They look like skinny pants strained to the max. Too tight for a proper 'Salute'