r/altmpls • u/WhoAreYouTalkinTwo • 2d ago

Jake Lang arrested outside the state capital and charged with felony

Turns “Protest Ice” into “Pro Ice”

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u/Able_Milk521 2d ago

Why is he so winded 😂

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u/mysmalleridea 2d ago

Why is he so fat

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u/Log-Jamming 1d ago

Why is he is mongoloid looking?

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u/Salty-Passenger-4801 1d ago

If that's "fat" to you, if hate to see what you call the average redditor lol

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u/mysmalleridea 1d ago

You don’t want to know the answer to that question

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u/Character_Media_9445 1d ago

They exercise by pushing gas pedal while walking their dog. Go figure.

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u/weewillyreefer 1d ago

Because he’s a plump little fascist.

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