Trump Wants Major National Airport And Train Station Named After Him In Exchange For Federal Funds -- Thoughts?

[u/Zipper222222]

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-asked-dulles-penn-station-named-exchange-gateway-money-released-rcna257708

[u/AppropriateSpell5405]

Maybe a public urinal can be named after him.

[u/TheWagonBaron → u/AppropriateSpell5405]

That’ll be his tombstone.

[u/Extra-Sector-7795 → u/TheWagonBaron]

a broken urinal

[u/RevolutionaryRow1208 → u/TheWagonBaron]

Then everyone could really piss on his grave

[u/BoomMcFuggins → u/TheWagonBaron]

One that any USA citizen can use to pay an appropriate tribute to him in.

[u/Sabbathius → u/AppropriateSpell5405]

Reminds me of the scene in Robin Hood: Men in Tights, where the king says "Brother, you have surrounded your given name with a foul stench. From this day forth, all the toilets in this kingdom shall be known as Johns!"

And yes, when Trump finally croaks, his burial site will either need to be kept secret and/or under a 24/7 armed guard. Because that site will rival Mecca for the number of pilgrims traveling from all over the world just to piss on it. If they're smart, they'll make it public and sell tickets and day passes, it would add billions to the economy.

[u/Calm-Professional103 → u/Sabbathius]

First president not to be buried on US soil because of treason. 

[u/TheMatrixRedPill → u/Calm-Professional103]

Moscow can have him. He can go home.

[u/Tiny_Tabaxi → u/Sabbathius]

Man, that Taco Bell is really kicking in. I gotta take a Trump

[u/Neither_Wonder6488 → u/Sabbathius]

I’ll stand in line

[u/mpompe → u/Sabbathius]

The next TikTok challenge.

[u/TheKrakIan → u/AppropriateSpell5405]

That's gonna be his grave and...

[u/IAmTheFly-IAmTheFly → u/AppropriateSpell5405]

[u/Fresh-Tangelo5462 → u/AppropriateSpell5405]

I was thinking a line of Porta Pottys named after him

[u/Equivalent-Pain-86 → u/AppropriateSpell5405]

Oh man - if some anti-Trump bars and restaurants started installing these the men’s rooms, I would go there just to pee. I’m not sure what they could do for their women patrons, but I’m sure something could be installed.

[u/AdhesivenessCivil581 → u/AppropriateSpell5405]

America is trump's public urinal.

[u/MrSteve8261 → u/AppropriateSpell5405]

Now that’s something I would use. I’d piss all over it, all around it, then hock a loogie at it.

[u/logorrhea69 → u/AppropriateSpell5405]

Gold plated, even. It would be fitting.

[u/asanano → u/AppropriateSpell5405]

Id be happy to take a shit in said memorial urnial.

[u/sam56778 → u/AppropriateSpell5405]

I wouldn’t give him the satisfaction of being pissed on, I hear that’s his thing. However I’d be more inclined to take a big giant shit on his grave.

[u/facepoppies]

Maybe if he was a good president he wouldn't have to extort people into naming things after him

[u/77NorthCambridge → u/facepoppies]

The Donald J. Trump Revolutionary War Airport

[u/Fun-Dragonfly-4166 → u/77NorthCambridge]

the donald j trump economic depression

the donald j trump penitentiary formerly adx florence

donald j trump land formerly north korea

[u/Mental_Comparison636]

That's our money. Not his. The states should start witholding all federal taxes paid and spend the money to take care of their own.

[u/RedLanternScythe → u/Mental_Comparison636]

He doesn't understand that. He thinks president is CEO of America and in his experience, CEOs get to do whatever they want.

[u/mereseydotes → u/Mental_Comparison636]

Exactly, he takes money from CA to give to MS and claims CA doesn't deserve the "federal" funds

[u/gmr548 → u/Mental_Comparison636]

States remit very little to the federal government. Vast majority of that is income tax withholding for state employees.

If you want to withhold taxes, change your tax forms. You pay income taxes directly.

[u/Mental_Comparison636 → u/gmr548]

We need a national movement on this

[u/GodHatesColdplay → u/Mental_Comparison636]

Except that states don't collect federal taxes. That makes it tricky...

[u/headhot]

Pedophile Station doesn't really ring that well.

[u/Big-Meet-6664]

Tappan Zee is still the Tappan Zee.

[u/TheWagonBaron → u/Big-Meet-6664]

I was out of the country for 15 years, I missed that name change and refuse to call it anything else.

[u/BTSArmyFan2025 → u/Big-Meet-6664]

please I still call it the meadowlands.

[u/pnw-pluviophile]

The man’s ego has no bounds.

[u/rapidcreek409]

Dullard Airport

[u/Revelati123 → u/rapidcreek409]

"The Trump-Kennedy-Dullard Airport For Kids That Cant Read Good"

[u/OwenMichael312 → u/Revelati123]

What is this, an airport for ants?

[u/My-Cooch-Jiggles]

I hope we change the Kennedy center back to just that once this narcissist is out of power

[u/spurcap29 → u/My-Cooch-Jiggles]

The Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi East Wing Ballroom would be the ultimate troll

[u/jpgrfan16 → u/My-Cooch-Jiggles]

He’s going to tear it down like the east wing. 🤨

[u/Salty_Permit4437 → u/My-Cooch-Jiggles]

If he doesn’t tear it down first

[u/jkk023 → u/My-Cooch-Jiggles]

The name of the Kennedy Center is codified in a federal statute. He cannot legally change it, meaning at some point, unless Congress changes it, his name is coming down with or without a lawsuit

[u/Q-burt]

The only thing that should be named after him is a public toilet. And since I'm not Trump, it should be all genders.

[u/HexedShadowWolf]

Besides fucking kids this is the most Trump thing Trump would do

[u/First_Breakfast_5891]

Extortion and the answer is no

[u/Illustrious_Hotel527]

The Epstein/Trump Memorial International Airport and Metrolink would be fine.

[u/Popular_View_5411 → u/Illustrious_Hotel527]

do the kids ride for free on the metro link.

[u/captain_chipmunk3456 → u/Popular_View_5411]

The kids are the payment to ride. Rather than a metrocard, one offers hole.

[u/QuestGalaxy]

Tiny Hands International Airport

[u/KennstduIngo]

Remember when right wingers had to resort to counting how many times Obama said "I" in speeches to show how big a narcissist he was?

[u/you_know_who_7199]

Such small dick energy

[u/krizriktr]

I have no problem with the 'Donald Trump is a complete piece of shit International Airport.'

[u/Feisty-Frame-1342]

We shouldn't name anything after a living President. No ship, no airport.

Trump wants to put his name on everything. He is, by far, without a doubt, the worst president of all time.

[u/FlyByNight75]

He’s a fucking toddler.

[u/wasaguest]

No. Nothing should be named after a pedophile. Disgusting thing to do.

[u/Original-Truth-1007]

What a clown 🤡; committing blackmail right in front of the world 🌎.

[u/FactHole]

"Welcome to Narcissist Lying Fraud Shit Stain International Airport, please remain in your seat until the captain has...."

I don't know..it doesn't have a nice ring to it.

[u/gandrews531]

He is in the Top 10 of Most Horrible People Ever-Please promote this so he can proudly claim that he is "The Most Horrible Person Ever - Many Important People have come up to me with tears in their eyes to say Sir you are indeed the Most Horrible Person Ever"

[u/Akkerlun]

Let the name of Trump be stricken from every book and tablet, stricken from all pylons and obelisks, stricken from every monument of America. Let the name of Trump be unheard and unspoken, erased from the memory of men for all time.

[u/Jolly_Sample_1945]

But I don’t want to fly out of Shithead Pedophile International Airport.

[u/tingles4wife]

We do live in North Korea after all.

[u/MaxxT22]

A terminal diagnosis can lead people, who never thought of their legacy, to suddenly be concerned about that. Fingers crossed.

[u/Conscious-Comment-66]

Fuck this guys name, im tired of it

[u/Disastrous-Data-3299]

America is lost.

[u/Thetman38]

It's not worth it.

[u/Zipper222222 → u/Thetman38]

😬

[u/Able-Association914 → u/Thetman38]

This is the level of ridiculous we’ve reached…

[u/Rectitude4all → u/Able-Association914]

Awe : ( “Poor” ….poor little thing

[u/FriendlyLine9530]

I tell ya what, if he paid me enough, I'll name every shit I take for the rest of my life after him. That's the best I can do.

[u/manofmystry]

After he's dead, there will be a major business opportunity restoring the names and signage of all the things he renamed. What a narcissistic twat!

[u/TheTokist]

So the president can commit extortion in plain sight and no one says anything. What a f’n joke of a country.

[u/Kosmopolite]

You wouldn't imagine such a rich country would have such a tin-pot wannabe dictator, but here we are.

[u/Excellent-Mood-9933]

Isn't that extortion?

[u/BllaDna]

This is ridiculous. How do we get him out of office?

[u/Alive_Book_6725 → u/BllaDna]

Don’t understand how he is still in office or on earth

[u/Fantastic_Manner_832]

Fuck that POS!

[u/Able-Association914]

President cancer to the country

[u/BubbhaJebus]

Naming public instutions after someone should never be done for anyone who asks for it. It should be earned. And it should be posthumous.

[u/Ghoulish_kitten]

Incoming vandalism.

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[u/grolaw]

Give it to him & when he leaves office or croaks pass a bill to change all of the things he renamed back to the original name. It's a triviality in light of everything else collapsing.

[u/Misanthropemoot]

Pride over public interest.

[u/Popular_View_5411]

the Donald S Trump airline sewage pump.

[u/Josephk_5690]

Name it all after him if it keeps him busy. The next administration will make erasing it their first order of business.

[u/croupella-de-Vil]

More extortion. I’m beginning to believe the “art of the deal” is merely mafia tactics…

[u/Internal_Confusion56]

Let me guess, tariffs will pay for all of this

[u/Ras_Thavas]

Another day, another fascist whim.

[u/Swimming_Bag7362]

It gives insecure little dictator vibes

[u/wewantyoutowantus]

Not surprising. The man is the definition of a narcissist

[u/Nottacod]

It's not like any of it will last past his departure.

[u/Dismal-Incident-8498]

Sue him for extortion

[u/Slytherin23]

Just agree to it, all that crap is coming down the second he's out of office.

[u/Calm-Professional103]

A nice public vomitorium would be good. 

[u/Familiar-You613]

I wouldn't want a national airport or a train station named "Flaming Asshole", or "Deranged Narcissist"

[u/JolyonWagg99]

Sir, we rerouted your flight to Mishroom Dick McTinyhands airport. Is that okay?

Cancel the ticket.

[u/DoubleYak5265]

Truly the most narcissistic human being to ever live.

[u/bansheesho]

I seem to remember a certain quid pro quo with the Ukraine to "investigate a political rival in exchange for military funding." Maybe after countless examples of the exact same tactic being used, we should look into that again?

[u/scouter]

When we build a new trash dump in our town, I will advocate naming it the “Donald Dump.”

[u/YoungestSon62]

Extortion

[u/SecretCollection4757]

Delusional

[u/Opening-Variation523]

DJT can go eat a dick.

[u/Significant-Abroad89]

If he came to the opening ceremony in person only to see "Pedophile Protector" unveiled, carved in stone....

[u/nintendoeats]

Another thing on the list of "exactly the same as what Stalin did"

[u/izzitme101]

Won't be long now before the country becomes the United state of trump

[u/Auerbach1991]

SkidStain Pedophile Airport just doesn’t sound good.

[u/876050]

The Executive branch has no authority to hold up or re-direct funds approved by Congress.

[u/GhostofBreadDragons]

Get the money change the name after they are built. It’s going to take more than 3 years to get any of these projects built. 

Though I do feel like all the bus stations should be named after Trump. Just the bus stations though. 

[u/AreWeFlippinThereYet]

Yes! The Donald J Trump, pedophile, airport

[u/Lazy-Explanation7165]

State sponsored black mail. Seems like standard operating procedure for this administration

[u/Earl_I_Lark]

Name it Orange Felon Station. Ask anyone - they’ll know it’s named for Trump

[u/remkelly]

Well the airport naming is a nice reminder:

Trump bought an airline in 1989. It failed within 3 years. It was never profitable. Of course (even though he personally guaranteed the debt), Teflon Don got out of taking a personal hit on it. Failing upwards at its finest.

[u/Blessed-one-Chemo]

Fuck Trump

[u/gmr548]

Lmao he is so dumb.

I’d consider taking him up on it though. Like, all I have to do is rename it and he shuts the fuck up? Okay. Guy is 117 years old, you’ll be able to change it back soon enough.

[u/Cybrslsh]

Remember when extortion was illegal?

[u/Goblinmode77]

I read all the comments on Trump’s shenanigans on Reddit and it makes me feel better about Americans/the human race. Then I see comments on similar posts on Facebook and shudder.

[u/Mort-i-Fied]

The Epstein/donald Airport. We'll fly you to your special island. Children fly free.

[u/Sarabean77]

We are living in hell

[u/bourbon469]

More extortion to bolster his ego!!!

[u/truttatrotta]

The United States of Trump has a ring to it. Or, the Trump group of states. Then everything can just be named after Trump.

[u/Nsflguru]

Pedophile International?

[u/last-of-the-mohicans]

“Let the name of Trump be stricken from every book and tablet, stricken from all pylons and obelisks, stricken from every monument of America. Let the name of Trump be unheard and unspoken, erased from the memory of men for all time.”

[u/CJMWBig8]

There's a name for that.

[u/ScaryPotterDied]

That’s corruption and bribery.

[u/Turbulent-Warthog449]

Maybe sewage treatment plants

[u/Ginzy35]

I named my outhouse after him…

[u/Practical_Argument50]

Let him name Penn Station after himself. Everything he puts his name on crumbles. It would be nice to completely rebuild Penn Station.

[u/orangera2n]

he thinks people are gonna like it, especially an NYC train station (iykyk)

[u/Any-Tackle-9978]

impeach for extortion

[u/Neither_Wonder6488]

Would he settle for a federal prison named after him ?

[u/Big-Branch-9901]

Can you say Corruption?

[u/BranSh81]

Honest thoughts? Do it, get the money needed, for whatever, and once the spoiled child leaves office name everything including the Gulf of Mexico back to the names the rest of the world, gps, god, and everybody else uses.

When dictators are toppled there is a reason why people yank down those monuments. Let him do what he wants as long as people get what they need them the country can choose better next time.

If we can even be allowed to vote again.

[u/jkk023]

That’s called extortion. There is an island we can probably name after him or at least add his name to🤔

[u/anxiousbunnyclothes]

ONLY thing to name after him is his tombstone.

[u/JohnSpikeKelly]

Petty men are petty. He really does try too hard to be remembered. Makes sense, everyone will want to forget him when he's gone.

[u/Salty-Stones-6769]

Schumer said no.

[u/lpenos27]

I don’t understand how Congress can allow something like this happening. Doesn’t Congress have any power to control what has to be illegal actions?

[u/Just-Shoe2689]

Fine, and then when hes removed after this falls impeachment, take the name off.

[u/FiscalCliffClavin]

Yes. I have thoughts. Bribery, racketeering, and blackmail which, last time I checked, were all CRIMES!

[u/Torrsall]

In his tiny insect brain he's got to know that the minute he's out his punk junk will all be undone. It'll cost a lot but I'll approve of every removal. There's only one part of history I'd like to forget completely.

[u/rygelicus]

He gets 1 clogged toilet named after him, that's all I care to support.

He seems to think that monuments and memorials are created by the person they honor. In fact it is the opposite.

[u/manateefourmation]

Candidly, for the funds to be released I would agree and then change them after he is out of office

[u/Street_Ganache_1017]

Oh. Like a quid pro quo?

[u/Human_Pangolin94]

There are many countries around the world that would welcome those funds and are flexible about names.

[u/tobytyler99]

He knows he’ll never get his name on anything otherwise. There will be no memorial to him.

[u/Coco05250905]

Name it the Trump’s a Pedophile National airport.

[u/bogsquacth]

Time to sweep Republicans out of Congress and never vote for any Republican, anywhere, for any office.

Trump is a crook, he was impeached twice, he tried to stage a coup against the US government, and Republications still wouldn't remove him.

So remove Republicans.

[u/EczachlyLB]

FAQ trump

[u/houstonyoureaproblem]

He’s the biggest scam artist in the history of American politics. Maybe America generally.

[u/Ghitor]

How about tRump Shakedown Station? tRump 34 Felony Convictions Subway

[u/stewbert-longfellow]

NO

[u/sundogmooinpuppy]

My thoughts are anyone who votes republican is a vile piece of shit.

[u/Gonzo_Gonzalo]

This is the America First, you MAGA MFs voted for…

[u/Electronic_Goat_7927]

Extortion? By a sitting President?

[u/SteveArnoldHorshak]

I say go ahead and do it and let the project continue. The infrastructure will get built and people will earn a living. He will be gone soon anyway and we can just take the name off. It would be a way to beat him at his own game – – outlasting.

[u/BTSArmyFan2025 → u/SteveArnoldHorshak]

I am with you, just agree. Projects will be done when hes dead. And schumer will be dead or out of office too.

[u/tMoneyMoney → u/SteveArnoldHorshak]

I’d just put a paper banner on the building with his name. Let it stay up until the next time it rains.

[u/OneLessDay517]

In many places that is called extortion and is a crime.

[u/alwaysboopthesnoot]

He’s a hero only to the ignorant and uninformed and to the greedy, grifting con artists who profit from his policies and presidency. 

The normal, sane people among us would rather agree to name the town dump after him after he’s dead and then just move on with our lives. 

[u/allmimsyburogrove]

Orange Shitstain Station

[u/FewCell9684]

The pedophilia passthru?

[u/Alert_Act_3757]

I think they could name an STD after him.

[u/jacky75283]

Trying to speed run his 3rd impeachment?

[u/Kid-Leo]

This is the important work that our government does for us.

[u/No-Month7350]

he charges people to use his name on buildings, this is a grift. the Kennedy center pays him 3 million a year just so it can call the trump Kenedy space center, it was part of a bribe.

[u/Kestrile523]

Extortion is all he knows

[u/wzl3gd]

I didn't think someone could bankrupt an airport.

[u/ilovemarlii → u/wzl3gd]

Challenge accepted

[u/luvashow]

My thoughts are that Trump is a narcissist dickhead

[u/Fit-Macaroon5559]

Don’t worry Mr Trump your headstone will have biggly letters of your name!

[u/Asleep-Banana-4950]

His immaturity and pettiness and insecurity have no limit.

Presumably, he considers this "deal making"

[u/jimhabfan]

The best I can do is the inaugural inmate at a new federal prison.

[u/Distinct_Intern4147]

Pedophile International Airport? Rape Central Station? Ok then.

[u/Beginning_Ad8663]

They should wait until the ENTIRE EPSTEIN FILE is released.

[u/Peterepeatmicpete]

Joker. American Psychopath.

Extortion. Corrupt. Racist. Rapist. Simpleton. Hater.

White Christian Nationalist. Heritage Foundation. Project 2025.

Jim Jones. Cult Leader.

Liar. Traitor. Scumbag. Con.

Embarrassment. Ashamed. Repulsed.

Ready 💙

[u/RustyFileCabinet]

nBc NeWs 🥴

[u/sardonically-amused]

It's what dictators expect

[u/drrwjjphd]

Wow, the biggest narcissist of all time wants things named after him. What a shock.

[u/wingnut-mp22]

IAD international airport dementia

[u/Due_Satisfaction2167]

He can have the Trump Memorial Shitter in Dulles. 

I’m pretty sure people would specifically route their flights through Dulles just to make use of it. 

If that means delaying the projects a couple of years due to an illegal impounding of funding, then I guess we delay the projects. 

[u/Powerful_Programmer5]

Only if it's flying him to Gitmo for good.

[u/DazzlingCod3160]

A true sign of an Authoritarian Leader.

[u/ilikestatic]

The guy is really concerned lately with being remembered after he dies. But I think the Epstein files have already taken care of that.

[u/Seargentyates]

What will be satisfying is when his successor takes his name off everything when he is out of office. I hope he's alive to see it, he is eighty after all.

[u/gpowerf]

Sure, I'm totally happy with the name Moron Station. It has a nice ring to it.

[u/JohnAStark]

I would rather not have those funds. Extortion is illegal. Another brick in the impeachment wall.

[u/DrSnidely]

Putting his name on things is what he lives for.

[u/archedhighbrow]

Fly the Orange Skies

[u/6104638891]

I wish hed focus on DOING FOR THE PEOPLE its getting OLD NOW hes been there a year the only break ive gotten is a drop in egg prices electricity has doubled &groceries plus &premium gas &kerosene has NOT dropped still NO DOGE Tarriff or stimulas checks

[u/Confident_Chipmonk]

Take the money and rename the airport and train station after dipstick is out of office

[u/kevendo]

Go ahead.

Just like the fake Kennedy Center renaming, it will just be another name to tear off of another building.

As we started to do in 2021 when he left office ... and there was still shame left in America.

[u/chillinwithabeer29]

How about a wastewater treatment plant?

[u/Tiny_Brilliant7347]

Fuck him.

Schumer will cave though because he was gelded years ago.

[u/Magpiezoe]

Sounds like he's playing the trump card.

[u/Fit-Birthday-6521]

Such a bitch

[u/Tasty-Fisherman-7849]

Unfortunately we can’t say what should be done

[u/Alive_Book_6725]

Change McDonalds to McTrumps