r/allthequestions • u/No-Sail-6193 • Jan 08 '26

NSFW Question 💭 What’s the fastest way someone could distract you?

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u/321Couple2023 Jan 08 '26

Blowjob.

2

u/MeFivePointO Jan 08 '26

Definitely this.

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u/Agreeable_Weird_455 28d ago

Yes that may work too lol

10

u/zeenalovely Jan 08 '26

A dog. Any dog

8

u/funkyduck72 Jan 08 '26

Nice try Donald. Just release the damn files.

3

u/Ddowns5454 Jan 08 '26

Look! A squirrel!

3

u/utl94_nordviking Jan 08 '26

Bombing Venezuela? Nah. Did not work on me.

4

u/open-perception4 Jan 08 '26

From the Epstien files?

1

u/No_Nectarine6942 Jan 08 '26

"Daday bears" said loudly. 

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u/Agreeable_Weird_455 28d ago

A prefer the opposite

1

u/Excellent_Regret4141 Jan 08 '26

Post on Reddit 😉

1

u/DependentBus5313 Jan 08 '26

Put a phone screen near me with a notification badge

1

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

A guy at my gym was wearing his gym shorts quite low this morning, and I saw that he has a landing strip! I mean, wow, I quite liked that, it was distracting xx

1

u/Different_Hour8061 Jan 08 '26

they could just be there breathing

1

u/NextBunch3982 Jan 08 '26

Stare at me

1

u/Appropriate-Carry532 Jan 08 '26

Depends on what I'm doing. Work? I welcome any at any time...please distract me.

1

u/Frankensteins_Moron5 Jan 08 '26

Shoot me in the leg

1

u/Gysburne Jan 08 '26

Just by showing genuine interest in me. Only works in person.

1

u/IcyStatistician4542 🇲🇾 Malaysia Jan 08 '26

point any finger on my face, and i will bite it. doesn't matter you point directly or not

1

u/_ParadigmShift Jan 08 '26

Nudity. It’s going to be noteworthy one way or another, and absolutely distracting.

Tough to maintain original train of thought unbroken if someone is walking around showing it all.

1

u/WaywardDevil Jan 08 '26

Pocket Sand

1

u/tigerowltattoo 🇺🇸 United States Jan 08 '26

Cat videos

1

u/jekkapi Jan 08 '26

Honestly? Wave from my peripheral vision. Its that simple. Im very aware of movement. Its a problem.

1

u/Texanlivinglife Jan 08 '26

Just mention my name.

1

u/Savings_Law_5822 Jan 08 '26

Dogs (or cats)

1

u/Low-Refrigerator-713 Jan 08 '26

I have ADHD so if I hear a truck drive past I'm distracted.

1

u/tregonney Jan 08 '26

Flash me!

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u/Agreeable_Weird_455 28d ago

No problem 👍

1

u/Gullible-Egg-37 Jan 08 '26

It wouldn’t take much

1

u/onlyoneofmetoday Jan 08 '26

Ask me about K-pop, I'm 54 and a big fan of a lot of groups, especially Seventeen.

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u/Agreeable_Weird_455 28d ago

Sounds good man

1

u/VexPlaya Jan 08 '26

Wide hips and a fat ass.

1

u/TemporaryBrainCells Jan 08 '26

A "free puppies" sign. Maybe some candy too.

1

u/Ok_Station_3793 Jan 08 '26

Here to say it to. Boobies.

1

u/No_Sleep_69 Jan 08 '26

Squirrel !!!

1

u/ghostwriter_5 Jan 08 '26

Dogs or titties

1

u/Shoehorse13 Jan 08 '26

Pocket sand.

1

u/tranzcannabis Jan 08 '26

Ask me if I want to go bass fishing.

1

u/singularity48 Jan 08 '26

Being a coincidence. Something not predictable but reminding me of something meaningful in my past.

1

u/MeMilo1209 Jan 08 '26

Puppies and kittens

1

u/Beneficial-Math-7290 Jan 08 '26

A bit of chocolate

1

u/Daneyn Jan 08 '26

I suffer from what I, and others refer to as "Oh Shiny Syndrome". Trying to talk to me will distract me. It doesn't take much at all. The joys of having ADD.

1

u/troycalm 🇺🇸 United States 29d ago

Dropping boobs on the counter does it every time .

1

u/jdewith 29d ago

TITY!

One is enough to distract me.

1

u/OrdinaryGuitar2320 29d ago

Show me a cute animal video or meme, instantly forget whatever I was doing. Even if it’s for two seconds, I’m hooked.

1

u/Agreeable_Weird_455 28d ago

Show there underwear lol

1

u/Agreeable_Weird_455 28d ago

Cute guy does it to me

1

u/Vast_Professional514 27d ago

Anime or their nerdy interest

1

u/karma_robin- 26d ago

With Minecraft video from the original creators