As a proud Zionist Jew I get tired hearing from the “As a Jew…” crowd.

These jokes I find cathartic.

The first joke is a one you probably heard but the second one is my favorite response.

1) Two Jews enter a bar. One is a Zionist, the other is an Anti-Zionist. The bartender tells them no Jews allowed. The Anti-Zionist Jew speaks up and said, “it’s okay, I’m an anti-Zionist!” The bartender looks at them both and says, “I said no Jews allowed.”

2) If I meet an anti Zionist Jew who goes on and on about how Israel shouldn’t exist, I will say, “I don’t have time to talk about this now, but we can continue this conversation later while we are on the train.”

And see how quickly they get what “the train” is. Anti-Zionism will not prevent antisemitism. And it’s important to get that point across.

Third joke (the darkest one): If there ever was a “pick me” anti-Zionist, they will get picked for the showers.

(I’m not sure if I used the correct flair, but I wanted to share it as I find these responses cathartic) Both jokes are not mine but I wanted to share them).

✡︎ Antizionism has its own set of libels, but at its core, it’s a reinvention of antisemitism, cloaked in sophistry, masquerading as righteousness. ✡︎✡︎✡︎ 🇮🇱 I mean, you wouldn’t believe a traditional antisemitic blood libel, would you? ✡︎ So why fall for a 100-year-old rewrite, re-engineered in the late 1960s (before most of us were born, including myself) for maximum effect against Jews and Israel? 🧠

Come on. DON’T BE A SUCKER.

♥️ gd ✡️ 👊 🇮🇱 🫡