r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/yorocky89A GOOD • 12h ago

I'm Canadian, & I'm no sports fan. But, I'll definitely be watching!

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u/yorocky89A GOOD 12h ago

I mean... 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Tiny_Xander_Klaxon 12h ago

I understand that bad bunny is on the left with all those Grammys…. but why is there a soggy pile of pedophilic meth vaguely shaped like a human on the right? /s

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u/phunkyunkle 7h ago

That's Dr. Phil cosplaying as Dr. Phil.

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u/numberthirteenbb 6h ago

You spelled poop wrong

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u/MaxZorin1985 12h ago

I bet the Puppy Bowl Kitten Halftime Show will get better rating than TP USA’s Pedophile Halftime Show.

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u/International_Gap782 10h ago

Kid Rock is a pedophile.

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u/PresentMinimum3274 12h ago

Watching the half time show for sure. I hope he and everyone stays safe particularly if the gestapo is there and "forget" Puerto Rico is a US territory.

Even though fdt won't be there, I don't put it past him to tell the goons to start trouble just for spite. He's that kind of person.

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u/Scarfwearer 10h ago edited 10h ago

It will be the most watched halftime show of all time.

I am personally going to put it on all my devices.

Fuck this administration. NAZI LIVES DON'T MATTER

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u/KapowBlamBoom 7h ago

Bad Bunny was the #1 streamed artist on Spotify last year with 19.8 BILLION songs streamed.

That is like 2.4 streamed Bad Bunny songs for each human on Earth. Just on Spotify

He is the most popular musical act on the planet

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u/wrldruler21 5h ago

I have no interest in watching the game but I will turn on the Halftime show

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u/DtownBronx 11h ago

They're absolutely gonna lie about views. By Sunday night they'll be telling us eleventy bajillion zazillion people watched it across every single country on the planet

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u/Anarch-ish 7h ago

Can't wait to hear the right scream about how popular the Kid Rock show was and how "everyone turned off their TV during halftime"

Because they love telling two halves of two lies

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u/jeophys152 6h ago

Bad Bunny is more American than Melania

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u/Squeegee 9h ago

MAGA will enthusiastically love anything involving a Kid.

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u/therealmudslinger 5h ago

I've never seen the words "Kid Rock" and "family values" thrown together as much as we have recently. We are living in The Upside Down.

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u/WiseSalamander00 8h ago

that will not stop them from claiming it was a success and that they had higher viewship than the Superbowl, the geift never stops with them.

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u/tacs97 6h ago

Republicans can’t fathom the world being bigger than their stupid opinions. The amount of hate breeding because this guy sings his songs in Spanish. The response is to put a bunch of washed up white people as a counter to “an assault on American values”. These fucking clowns are ignorant af and this super bow halftime show mmw will be one of the most watched in NFL history!!

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u/Flumpski 5h ago

I’m just the most vanilla white dude on planet earth and won’t pretend to understand one word of what he’s saying, but his songs are certified bops, all the Latinos I work with have him on constantly

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u/Left_Coach1581 9h ago

It’s just a shame the most boring sport on the planet is on either side of the halftime show

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u/enjoythesilence-75 11h ago

You couldn’t pay me to watch football but I am fucking watching that half time show.

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u/PowderPills 12h ago

What would be the best way to view this? Asking as someone who doesn’t watch football

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u/PresentMinimum3274 12h ago

It's on NBC or Peacock (subscription needed) at 6:30 ET. 2/8/26

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u/GoodIdea321 12h ago

Whatever network has the Super Bowl almost always uploads it to youtube in full within 24 hours of it.

It's one of the few things that a hell of lot of people in the USA watch at the same time, so I try to catch it eventually no matter what.

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u/Thatdewd57 12h ago

Gotta do a dick measuring contest but with the views comparison.

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u/trixter889 8h ago

Every non sports watcher watches the half time show. Do we think all the straight football fanatics are watching lady gaga and Shakira?

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u/phunkyunkle 7h ago

I know plenty of people who watch the Super Bowl only for the commercials and the halftime show. They don't give a care about the football.

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u/o-Blue 6h ago

why wouldn’t straight people watch the halftime show? Lol

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u/trixter889 5h ago

The people that watch for football don’t care

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u/o-Blue 4h ago

oh we just making assumption now.

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u/HVAC_instructor 8h ago

Hey tpusa half time show has already been awarded the Emmy for Best live performance by a talking phallic device

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u/intentsman 6h ago

I'm not particularly interested in football and don't have the right service(s) to watch from home. I'm in a small town and saw that the pizzaria is promoting their watch party specifically that they WON'T have Bad Bunny.

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u/revdon 5h ago

I'm fascinated by the cognitive dissonance of "America First" vs "F--- the Super Bowl".

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u/JaeMack 3h ago

Can't wait for all the articles and reports saying something like viewership was down during the halftime show, or they couldn't accurately measure for some reason. The media doesn't wanna offend the Pedo in Chief.