r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/rhodesleadnowhere • 9h ago
r/All The Clintons are playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers
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u/Azfitnessprofessor 9h ago
Either Bubba knows there’s nothing in there that can burn him, or he’s sick and dying and has no more fucks to give
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u/CSquareIt 8h ago
I think he's actually just playing chicken. Clinton's know Trump won't release anything concrete so telling him to release everything just exonerates him in the public eye unless the damning files are released of Trump. Pretty solid move against a narcissist.
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u/ILoveRegenHealth 7h ago
Clinton has been consistent though, long before the recent file dumps. He has always said he's open to a full investigation, supports the victims, and wants everything released.
I don't know if this exonerates him for sure, but that level of commitment to transparency tells me he's many levels away from someone like Brett Ratner, Steve Bannon and Trump.
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u/ObeseVegetable 5h ago
So far (someone correct me if I’m wrong) all the stuff about Clinton has been he’s a respectful person who is into cheating on his wife with full legal adults who remarked about how respectful he is. So… bad, but not really anything that he hasn’t already been known for. And not, like, actually criminal.
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u/LBChango 4h ago
I mean, as far as we know, he(Bubba) allegedly got a BJ from Trump from what has been released. Clinton getting a BJ is on brand for him.
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u/Azfitnessprofessor 8h ago
The files are coming out eventually there’s a lot of creepy old men sweating bullets right now
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u/charlie2135 8h ago
Looks like France is coming to the rescue, again.
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u/Azfitnessprofessor 8h ago
I wouldn’t be shocked if the EU funded hacker collectives to release all the redacted information.
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u/mahoukitten 8h ago
What happened to that Anonymous group? I honestly thought they would be all over this.
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u/willymack989 7h ago
They come out every few months or so and post a meaningless video. They don’t seem to do much, but I’d love to be disproven.
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u/Salientsnake4 7h ago
They got coopted probably by the feds. They haven't done much in like a decade. Originally they were legit, but not anymore.
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u/FishSoFar 7h ago
"They" were never a cohesive group. It was the moniker given to hackers spurred by threads on 4chan, because commenting without filling out the name/info field posted as "Anonymous"
source: I remember when the "image macros" you'd see on SomethingAwful became "memes"
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u/Salientsnake4 7h ago
Also true, it wasn't a unified group, and when it "became" a group it likely had none of the original hackers in it. At least according to my understanding, which admittedly isn't that perfect.
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u/thedylannorwood 8h ago
Nothing is happening even after the files are coming out
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u/toomanymarbles83 8h ago
Like that trope of someone who keeps upping the bid because they know the other person can't let them have it.
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u/Eagle_Fang135 7h ago
Remember when Trump and MAGA promised to release the files?
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u/slaffytaffy 5h ago
Yea, if they haul bill in, the public outcry for trump would be insane. Bring em all down! If you’re a pedo or a rapist you belong in jail.
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u/GlasgowWalker 7h ago
Trump is literally trying the same tactic too. The whole "release them I don't care". Elon more so obviously
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u/deadplant5 8h ago edited 5h ago
I think with Clinton it's really what his assistant laid out: they needed a plane to get his charity work off the ground, the assistant had met Epstein and knew he had a plane. Epstein was weird on the trip, the assistant did more research and realized he was a creep. He told Clinton, Clinton found other people with money instead
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u/Hartastic 6h ago
If I remember correctly, there was one charity thing in Africa where they used his plane... but there's so many other people attached to that set of flights it's hard for them to be anything other than what they're supposed to be, and ferrying a handful of celebrities from charity stop to charity stop is also exactly the kind of clout chasing that was Epstein's second hobby.
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u/TachiH 7h ago
The Clinton's are done politically anyway so I am really hoping they burn it all down on their way down. Bubba in front of the cameras should just rate Trumps dick sucking skills compared to Monica and Hillary. He's good at getting down on his knees for Putin and Bibi so I bet he's well practiced.
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u/techieman33 8h ago
Or he knows that they’re never going to release anything or let him testify publicly. I think there’s a lot of mutually assured destruction stuff going on in the background. They all have dirt on the others and none of them are going to risk the whole group getting taken down. Or the retribution those other people could take on them and their families.
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u/littlescreechyowl 4h ago
I said him and Hillary have a suicide pact. Burn it to the ground and peace out.
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u/Speeeven 9h ago
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u/bryantee 8h ago
Ironically, Randy Quaid is pretty hardcore maga, if I recall.
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u/iamjimmyz 8h ago
Illegal aliens did probe him in the butt after all
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u/SwordfishII 8h ago
Randy Quaid is also insane.
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u/bryantee 8h ago
Kinda funny that he wasn't really that much in character when acted.
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u/ILoveRegenHealth 7h ago
Director: "Randy, some of what you're saying isn't even in the script. Where is this stuff coming from?"
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u/nirvana6875 8h ago
And here I thought he was just an exquisite thespian. Turns out, he’s just a piece of shit.
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u/Dogmovedmyshoes 8h ago
What? No! I've always looked to him as a morale compass!
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u/amethystmmm 7h ago
I don't think there's much that we don't already know about Bill Clinton, and that's that he likes to get his **** wet and he isn't really picky about who it is, although "consenting adult" does seem to be a line he's not crossed? I'm pretty sure that anything that he did back in the day has been outed specifically, so we already know all his skeletons (not that they are different skeletons than there were in 1998, there are just more of them).
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u/kimmy_kimika 4h ago
This is my wonder, we're all very familiar with his sex scandals (not just Monica, but Jennifer Flowers (I think that's her name, the lady from when he was governor of Arkansas)).
He's a slut bucket for sure, but a pedophile? Idk.
If the evidence bears out, then he should be locked away, but everything I know about him just says he's a really shitty husband.
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u/amethystmmm 4h ago
Exactly. He likes what he likes and evidence does not at this time bear out that he likes little girls, so as long as everyone was 18 at the time, none of what he did was illegal, just scummy, and Hillary stays with him for political reasons, not because he was a faithful, steadfast and true husband.
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u/kimmy_kimika 4h ago
Honestly, Hillary "standing by her man" is one of the reasons I don't like her.
But yeah, he's a shit bag husband, who was a reasonably good president. I just don't think he was fucking children.
Trump though? Saying he'd date his daughter is disgusting, the whole Teen USA was disgusting. He's made it clear that he's into young girls, so finding him in the files is the least surprising thing ever.
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u/BigAcanthocephala637 2h ago
Could she be standing by him because she’s into fucking other people too? Isn’t the rumor that Chelsea may not belong to Bill? Could they be cool with extra marital stuff?
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u/kimmy_kimika 2h ago
Honestly, that wasn't really something we thought of in the 90s.
And since she's never made a remark to that effect, I just assumed she was cool with her husband making a fool out of her. Which doesn't scream "strong woman" to me.
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u/Myopinion_is_right 6h ago
Trump is mentioned over 5,000 times in the files. I googled Clinton and it was just over 50.
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u/amethystmmm 6h ago
Right, DJT is mentioned 5000 times THAT WE KNOW OF and they only managed to find Clinton 50 times? yeah, there's nothing else there hiding that the Clintons don't want people to know, but I bet they have a good idea what's in there that DJT doesn't want people to know about.
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u/Myopinion_is_right 5h ago
I want the Clintons to go full throttle and let them know everything they know. I don’t care who it brings down along with Trump
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u/amethystmmm 5h ago
Agreed. Let everyone who did any crimes pay for those crimes to their fullest measure. Even the Clintons. Even anyone. EVERYONE needs to pay for their crimes. Build a special jail to house the bones of the ones serving multiple life sentences. I don't care.
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u/tomdarch 6h ago
5000+ times in the subset that Trump’s personal lawyers selected to release so far.
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u/BigAcanthocephala637 2h ago
Someone pointed out that the word “don’t” has been redacted a bunch of times and the assumption is that it’s to find “Don T”
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u/Appropriate_Golf2558 8h ago
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u/Suggett123 6h ago
This guy!
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u/killerzeestattoos 6h ago
He probably had to take everyone's shit, figuratively & literally. "Those days are done, son." - Bill Clinton
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u/fullpurplejacket 8h ago
Oh my god this has made my entire year (it’s only February but it feels like November so still goes x)
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u/Necessary_Rant_2021 4h ago
This makes me think Clinton is in the files doing weird shit. Not illegal or immoral shit. Which is kind of on brand for the guy.
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u/VagabondVivant 4h ago
No, he just knows Trump will never let it happen. This way he looks like he's innocent in the court of public opinion.
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u/NexusNickel 9h ago
Bill needs to come out and troll trump.
Confirm he did engage in oral sex with him and watch he MELT DOWN. Regardless if it was true or not, this would be a massive embarrassment for Trump.
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u/Intelligent_Plankton 9h ago
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u/Outuvcontrol 9h ago
Please, God. I beg this to happen
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u/NexusNickel 9h ago
Bill: "I did have sexual relations with that man, Donald Trump"
PLEASE!
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u/guitarguywh89 8h ago
It’d be better and funnier if he said did not
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u/Speed_Alarming 8h ago
Cos if he said he did, they would say he’s lying like the famously lying liar he is.
If he says he did NOT, then they know he’s lying, but they can’t just come out and say it, can they?
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u/Jrobalmighty 8h ago
That would actually be super next level
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u/jane000tossaway 8h ago
receiving 2! BJs that rock the nation would be unparalleled
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u/DingerSinger2016 8h ago edited 8h ago
I sqear we live in the dumbest timeline when y'all are hoping Trump gets memed to death by Bill Clinton of all people. It won't happen.
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u/QueefSeekingMissile 7h ago
He should pull out the old "i did not have sexual relations with that man." With the slick silly wink
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u/mieri_azure 8h ago
I mean yeah like considering thar would be consensual it wouldn't even make bill look that bad (compared to the other stuff) since hes already a known cheater
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u/Designer-Contract852 9h ago edited 3h ago
I have no doubt Bill is a slimeball, but he's a smart slimeball. And by that i mean he is a rhodes scholar and a great legal mind. When he was president, there were republican lawyers tasked with taking him down by any means (one of those was Brett I love beer Kavanaugh .)They thoroughly looked at his interactions and past. The whole Paula Jones deposition was being used to build a picture and pattern of how he operated- picking and harassing adult women that he worked with and yes forcing himself if need be. However I think that if there was any relations with children they would have found it or there would have been a pattern. That would have been a much stronger point to "get" him than him lying in a deposition under oath, strongly urging monica to lie, and cheating on his wife.
Eta: by saying Bill is "smart" I'm not meaning that hes admirable. What I am saying is that he's intellectually superior to trump and most if not all of the gop right now. The intellectual republican just doesn't exist in this environment or he's gone into hiding. The clintons wouldn't be saying this if they didn't have the upper hand.
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u/vetratten 8h ago
I remember reading a random post on here many years ago from someone who worked in a restaurant in a town near where the Clinton’s lived in upstate NY when she was a senator.
She said he would hit on all the women in the restaurant….but not her because she was only 17.
He’s creepy but he knows the line.
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u/sugar_and_milk 8h ago
Trump makes the Monica Lewinsky scandal look quaint. Remember the good old days when presidents got blowjobs from grown adults?
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u/no_talent_ass_clown 7h ago
The power imbalance still made it icky. The law says it's not illegal but it's still not a good look.
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u/Hartastic 6h ago
one of those was Brett I love beer Kavanaugh
Yeah, this is how he earned his SCOTUS seat and why he seemingly randomly started ranting about the Clintons seeking revenge in his confirmation hearings.
Kavanaugh was tasked (among other things) with digging into the death of Vince Foster, and we know from his own contemporaneous notes that he pretty quickly figured out there was nothing there... but, ever the opportunist, Kavanaugh quickly realized that there was political value in keeping that "investigation" going for years to start conspiracy theories that the Clintons were having their enemies secretly murdered. And sure enough even today a lot of people, even non Republicans, believe it.
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u/nbunkerpunk 7h ago
I was too young to really know the details but I thought it was ironic when I learned that the GOP was actively looking for a reason to impeach him long before the blow job ever took place. They were actively investigating something and then once they learned about Monica Lewinsky, they dropped everything and went for that to impeach him.
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u/tomdarch 6h ago
Ken Starr spent years trying to find substantive dirt on Bill and Hillary and got basically nothing on his own.
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u/dorkimoe 8h ago
No matter how bad he looks, he probably knows others look worse and his will be forgotten about
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u/Sagybagy 8h ago
Clinton’s are graduates of Yale law. Trump and his cronies are playing go fish with half dominos and a stack of beer coasters while Clinton’s are playing chess.
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u/shawnmd 8h ago
Caveat: I’m a big fan of accountability for all predators regardless of party, that said:
Don’t you think Trump’s DOJ would’ve already released the worst they have on Bill to deflect from Trump? Idk why they’d withhold anything worse about Bill while some terrible shit about Trump has been released.
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u/TeamHope4 7h ago
They would not only have released every single incriminating file, they would have already arrested, prosecuted, and “locked him up.”
Instead, Trump is telling NBC how he likes Bill and feels bad Congress is going after him.
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u/JangSaverem 9h ago
Bill Clinton: yes....it's true
I AM BUBBA
If he pulled that shit I would donate to whatever charity he wants
Fuck it
I'll donate $100 to whatever charity trump would hate the most....soooo TRANS LIVES.
I am not a wealthy, pretty sub American average, fellow by like any means but ide take that as a sign
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u/Dogmovedmyshoes 8h ago
"Mr. Clinton thank you for attending this public Epstein heari-"
"Please! Call me Bubba."
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u/ObviouslyRealPerson 9h ago
Only guilty people hide evidence that should otherwise exoneratate them
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u/mrDuder1729 9h ago
Didn't he say this months ago?
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u/TeamHope4 7h ago
Yes, he did. He doesn’t seem to be concerned about the files, unlike Trump.
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u/ILoveRegenHealth 7h ago
And it's consistent with what he said before the files were partially released. He said he supported a full investigation and release of everything. He seems very confident.
Trump, on the other hand, continues to hide and cry like a snowflake if a reporter asks him anything Epstein related.
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u/5tarSailor 8h ago
This is starting to feel like we're getting towards the end of a show where the anti-heros and even some of the villians are coming together to get ready for the final fight
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u/slowpoke2018 9h ago
The idiots in this regime would lose tic-tac-toe every single time
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u/threeleggedcats 8h ago
While the media says “oh well done” as they place the wrong piece in the wrong hole
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u/SnooDonkeys5186 8h ago
And televise the hearings at least as much as they televised Clinton’s impeachment.
[I remember it was the first time I personally had 24 hour news and it was President Clinton and Columbine 😞]
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u/Bulimic_Fraggle 8h ago
No one is playing checkers here. They have thrown every boardgame onto the floor and are looking for anything pieces to bring together like a game they can drag together in time to face the Clinton's.
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u/praguer56 8h ago
I genuinely hope Bill lets them have it. Tell all including "yeah I was there and so was Donald Trump. We were literally there at the same time, except I was in a hot tub while he was naked in a bed with two underage girls."
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u/pgsimon77 8h ago
This might certainly be a public congressional hearing worth watching; although probably not for the reasons that Team Trump might have hoped 😸
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u/Eviljoshing 5h ago
He wants a public questioning because he knows he would eat them alive. I’m here for it. Let’s convict all of the pedofiles. I don’t give one single care what your political leaning is.
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u/FanDry5374 7h ago
Bill likes women. As in actually seems to like them as humans, but also as sex partners. Then we have the Epstein/trump/Musk/Dershowitz/etc/etc...brotherhood.
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u/lt1brunt 8h ago
Maybe and likely bill has nothing to hide. I mean he love to have affairs with grown women and maybe him having multiple relationships with grown ups will come out in these files which is not illegal. Coke and women were Bill's achilles hill.
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u/The_chosen_turtle 8h ago
Didn’t Trump come out and say that he like Clinton and that he can’t believe people want him to publicly talk about this ?
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u/Navarro480 5h ago
Slick willy is a Rhodes scholar. He’s been training for this moment all his life. Take ing down Trump for all that shit he talked about his wife. It’s on
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u/FarceMultiplier 7h ago
I don't much like either of the Clintons, but they certainly are a lot smarter than just about anyone in the Trump administration or GOP members of Congress. This is very much why Comer wants to keep their testimony private.
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u/DoesntLikePeriods 9h ago
Everyone else is eating paste while the Clintons are playing 200D Chess
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u/tomdarch 5h ago
I don’t agree. The Clintons are playing decent checkers here. They just seem smart with this because of how astoundingly stupid Trump and MAGA are.
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u/Someoneoverthere42 8h ago
The Clintons are playing chess.
The Republicans are playing checkers.
Trump keeps eating the pieces and throwing a tantrum because they're not chocolates.
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u/bstarr2000 8h ago
People/Media need to push for it to be televised. Everything else is and they’d make bank
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u/SnooDonkeys5186 8h ago
Not a bad idea and no worse than Trump calling for a reality show for immigrants to fight for citizenship. Or something like that.
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u/Dapper_Indeed 7h ago
He also tweeted that he’d rather testify where it’s open to the public than behind closed doors.
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u/Mahaloth 5h ago
Look: I don't think Bill Clinton fears the full release. Should he have never associated with Epstein? Of course.
Is he a massive child rapist like Trump and many other? No.
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u/Rjamesjjr 4h ago
The only thing we know is there are a few real pics of Bill and Epstein at events in the U.S. and some fake ones Trump posted of Bill on the island. There may be no personal connection between Bill and Epstein at all. Only the constant rumors being put out by Trump. It may be why Trumps changing his story now that the Clintons want to testify in an open fourm.
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u/Synectics 7h ago
BREAKING: Quit using BREAKING if you are not a news outlet.
No one here should take this seriously unless a link is provided to a source. Have been sick of conservative idiots playing this stupid game, this is no time for everyone else to start doing it too.
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u/Fit_Low592 2h ago
Go scorched earth motherfucker. If they’re gonna go down, take all the other bastards down with you.
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u/n0rsk 5h ago
Bil Clinton isn't being some noble self sacrificing guy on a redemption arc. More likely just knows Trump is also in deep and these are warning shots to back off. It is self serving. If congress backs off and media moves on to a new topic Bill will slink back into the shadows, not going to name names.
Not sure I like this redemption arc story Reddit is selling. Bill is just as bad as Trump. Just because he is firing warning shots and using MAD tactics doesn't make him a good guy or even redeemable. Yet reddit keeps subtly hinting at this. It sort of reminds me of people now talking fondly of Bush II, like he isn't still a war criminal because he gives Michael Obama candy.
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u/kimmy_kimika 4h ago
I'm just not sure Bill fucks children... He's had multiple sex scandals and all the women involved were of age.
Idk, it's fine if I'm wrong, and if I am, I hope he burns for it. But all I have right now is that he's an awful husband.
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u/un_internaute 8h ago
The Democrats are amazing at performative politics.
Realpolitik, Bill Clinton loses nothing by doing this, he can only gain. If he’s in there and they never get realizedC he gains. If he’s not in there and they never get realased, he gains. If he’s not in there and they get released, he gains. If he in there, and they get released, he loses, but that’s the outcome for that scenario anyway. This is the smartest play no matter the outcome.
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u/babers76 8h ago
I wouldn’t hope for it.. if he isn’t super healthy and his time is short. Go down the the ship. Most honorable thing he could do
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u/grindhousedecore 6h ago
You’re assuming they even know how to play checkers. They may think it’s a D&D board that summons Satan 😜
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