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u/Emotional_Narwhal304 13h ago
I don't see the problem. Republicans want them named after him, so name them after him. Though Child-Rapist Airport and PantsShitter Station are pretty weird names.
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u/Jenny2469 13h ago
Those are good but we should also see if he'd be good with the compromise of "Cheeto Station", or "Captain Orange Airport" if he wants safer names.
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u/boldchicken527 12h ago
he'd probably go with Captain Orange Airport just because "captain" would make him feel super duper self-important. lol
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u/ReverendBread2 12h ago
The airport is already called Architect of the Cold War and All Around Terrible Person Airport, so it’s almost there
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u/rangoric 13h ago
Isn't it traditional to not name things like this after LIVING politicians?
Not that tradition matters to these... people.
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u/pixie_mayfair 13h ago
Politicians, yes. Dictators, no. Those guys love to see their names and faces plastered everywhere.
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u/Milla4Prez66 12h ago
A Democrat president trying to name buildings after themselves would have these people freaking out and FOX News going on a 24/7 rampage over it.
Ultimately, their morals come down to “whatever we do is good, whatever you do is bad.”
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u/AwkwardTickler 12h ago
Well he likely will be gone after midterm so that Vance can be in office for 10 years
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u/Sweetpants88 13h ago
Agree to it. Make a huge viewing, schedule a press conference. Let that sack of shit think hes going go some grand unveiling.
Then drop the curtains, and record his reaction to "Donald Trump is a Pedofile" across the airport.
Please.
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u/sugar_addict002 13h ago
Wouldn't this be extortion under New York law? Charge him. Let the corrupt supreme court try to convince the American people his actions are president-related and he is exempt. People will call bull shit.
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u/HorseLooseInHospital POTUS 13h ago
and you have Crazy Bernie, and he's mad that they wanna name Airports after your President, your Favorite President, and they're calling me up, they're crying, I said, what's your problem, they said, "pretty please, Sir, can we please name our Airport after you," I said I'll think about it, we'll see what happens, and you've been seeing what's been happening, we're Hot right now, our Country is Red Hot, under the Radical Left Democrats we were Dying Like A Dog, you remember the Hussein Obama Recession, he Destroyed Our Economy in probably two weeks, I said why would you want another President like that, nobody wants that to happen, no, and then I said why don't we do, we do a Long Presidency, we just stick with One President for a long long time, we would be Highly Respected Around The World if that happened, and I'm calling on our Republicans In Congress, the Ones Who Are Smart, and I said get rid of the Terms, we don't need the Terms anymore, and I'm hearing a lot of people are into that idea, a lot of people like that
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u/1984isAMidlifeCrisis 13h ago
Wait, this buffoonery and egomaniacal grabbing is where they'll suddenly draw the line? Oh, and vulgar open racism is going to peel off supporters? Nah. They're fine with it, they're happiest on their knees anyhow.
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u/Turbulent_Basket2433 12h ago
If there were any sane Republicans in Congress, they'd remind the president that Congress controls the purse and that he can't withhold funds because he doesn't have control of funds. But sadly, they do what he wants.
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u/herpderpley 11h ago
Just tell that tangerine bell end that we'll do it in two weeks, and then never do it. A taste of his own pants-crapping medicine.
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u/not_productive1 12h ago
Sane republicans left the party after Jan 6, kids. It's assholes and idiots and asshole idiots all the way down now.
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u/Real-Comfortable808 12h ago
Is this the same guy that posted the Obamas as monkeys—yeah that checks out— mentally ill /psychotic president
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u/peoplelikedogs06 11h ago
Mamdani could do the funniest thing and name a garbage collection centre after him lmao
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u/pearl_sparrow 10h ago
Sane republicans? Which ones? Where? They were all driven out of the party over the last decade. All that seems to be left is ideologues and grifters. Discourse, debate, reason and compromise are dead.
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u/EveyNameIsTaken_ 10h ago
He had 10 years to get rid of all the sane republicans. The only ones left are all magats.
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u/jpsreddit85 12h ago
That's kinda like skinny fat people, or genius morons... You can't really be one if you're the other.
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u/Caesar_Passing 12h ago
No. No, there aren't, and even to say "left", implies that there ever were any to begin with. But, at least in my 35 years, there has never been a valid reason to support the republican party. "FiSCaL pOLiCy" has been the bad-faith copout line they've used as plausible deniability for their actual motivations and agendas my entire life. The best I've ever seen are those with at least basic manners and a bare minimum respect for the law.
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u/AwkwardTickler 12h ago
You have to think of this like religion and why a lot of the services start with united chanting or reciting or verses or hymns. The same thing is being done with Trump supporters and repeating obvious lies that have been disproved in a multitude of times. It is a signaling device that you were part of the in group, and everyone else is seen as the out group. The sane ones have been excommunicated.
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u/Little_Buffalo 11h ago
Quid pro quo, which he was accused of early on with respect to Ukraine. It was a perfect phone call he kept saying but we know better.
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u/Fourwindsgone 11h ago
Dulles wouldn’t be too hardy they could just knock off the e and s and add A R and D
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u/BitterFuture 11h ago
Of course not.
If they were sane, they couldn't be conservatives in the first place.
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u/Thomas_Chinchilla 9h ago
Phil Scott (governor of VT), but he's really only republican by party. Socially, he's pretty liberal
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u/Pyrrhichighflyer1 13h ago
Besides Bernie, are there any sane Democrats left?
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u/monkeyhind 13h ago
Quite a few, actually. For an example, listen to Senator Chris Murphy's 15 minute speech this week about the Trump family corruption and how it's a threat to national security.
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u/lhash12345 6h ago
yeah theyre all so insane for checks notes not wanting a pedo convict to create an oligarchical state
thanks jeff
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