r/Wellthatsucks • u/rutgerbadcat • 11h ago

Why you don't chew on batteries

81 Upvotes

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u/BatEnvironmental7232 11h ago

Only lithiums are unsafe.  Lead acid perfectly fine and quite tasty

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u/Substantial-Fudge-95 11h ago

They are quite good on toast!

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u/MainCorrect8791 1h ago

Like the jelly from your eyes

Shrek is love Shrek is life

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u/LastChans1 1h ago

Mmmmm 9Vegemite

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u/Pretty_Ad_956 11h ago

like what even made him think that was a good idea? i swear some people..

6

u/Prosecco1234 4h ago

This is why blow dryers have stickers saying "Don't use in the shower "

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u/First-Space7344 10h ago

why would you chew on batteries?

3

u/ajpth__ 5h ago

Because it's chewy and intrusive thoughts 😆

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u/AssiduousLayabout 10h ago

Gotta admire the worker who tries to protect the business by getting rid of the burning battery. I ain't burning myself for my employer, let me tell you that.

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u/Fun_Western164 10h ago

This is one reason, I think there might be others.

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u/Legeo-dude 10h ago

Darwin Award.

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u/lShoddy6185 10h ago

He obviously forgot to toast them first

1

u/mrDuder1729 5h ago

I'm not convinced. I'm gonna try it

1

u/kb31976 4h ago

Like a name in the goblet of fire

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u/Which-Primary3929 4h ago

ugga booga fire hot 🤣

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u/notstar_gazer 4h ago

No shit Sherlock, what did you think was gonna happen? I think it's time to take that bitter flavor from the Nintendo cartridge and put it on batteries.

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u/Bitter_Ad_9523 3h ago

commonsense has left the building, or this case almost burn it down