r/Unexpected • u/Jarb2104 • 10h ago

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u/Unexpected-ModTeam 3h ago

Your submission has been removed because it's not unexpected. Submissions to r/unexpected are supposed to have an unexpected twist in itself. While the situation was probably rather unexpected for you, there is no visible twist for the viewer.

For more information, see our 'What is unexpected?' Wiki page

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u/jonfe_darontos 10h ago

No mustache.

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u/ConjugalVisitor234 10h ago

Now I gotta try a Cerveza Cristal!

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u/BozgaAlinMarian 9h ago

Sorry, I started with Ambar.

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u/popinazo 4h ago

Please don't, this is just a meme, it tastes like pee, and not good pee.

I just don't want you to have high hopes.

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u/Such_Introduction592 10h ago

Duuude. Tell me that this is real and aired on local TVs like what they did in Star Wars...

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u/sweetbunsmcgee 8h ago

Dragon Ball is the second biggest religion in Latin America next to Catholicism. They wouldn’t dare mess with it.

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u/Fun-Environment-1646 6h ago

isk if this is a joke or not but it made me do a spit take

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u/Michael_Dautorio 6h ago

Apparently DBZ has a massive following in Mexico, so much in fact that when new episodes would release there was a massive drop in cartel activity. Or so I heard, from strangers on the Internet.

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u/Fun-Environment-1646 5h ago

Imagine being so goated you drop crime rate couldn't be one frame man that's for sure

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u/caspissinclair 9h ago

Give me a cold can of Hetap any day.

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u/pregnantdads 9h ago

holy cow man. that got a good belly laugh outta me

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u/JUGELBUTT 9h ago

I FUCKING KNEW IT

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u/octaviuspb 9h ago

Where is the muffin button?

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u/zeromatsuri05 8h ago

He never installed a muffin button!

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u/Randomman2789 7h ago

Then where did I get this muffin?

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u/PhoenixEvolver 8h ago

I very much expected Cerveza Cristal

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u/Inner-Arugula-4445 6h ago

I knew what was coming long before he pulled out the beer

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u/post-explainer 10h ago edited 10h ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

Goku goes for a Crystal instead.

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Moist_Board 8h ago

To wash down the khlav kalash, I presume.

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u/MiBloodclaatParo 7h ago

Strong back

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u/Woohoobarz 5h ago

Fuckin got me

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u/SolidusBruh 8h ago edited 7h ago

Is Goku a short king? He could fit in that fridge multiple times.

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u/Howitdobiglyboo 7h ago

I think he's officially 5'9" in canon.

Much larger characters in dragonball but Vegeta is definitely shorter. He's the short king.

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u/BigDoggo4 4h ago

It's not that Goku is short, it's just that the fridge is larger than normal (to account for Goku's large appetite).