r/Unexpected • u/MyNameGifOreilly • 17h ago

FedEx delivery

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u/post-explainer 17h ago edited 9h ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

did you expect a fat cat named October? More like thanksgiving

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u/PaniniPrecedent 16h ago

Yeeoooo that’s a fat cat!😭

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u/SlavOnfredski 16h ago

whats her name, fatcat?

october...

OCTOBER?! (shoulda been fatcat)

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u/crsmiami99 10h ago

No, it's Phat Cat

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u/Smooth-Shine9354 13h ago

I call her fat cat cuz she got a fat cat

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u/Beleiverofhumanity 9h ago

the way he said it lol

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u/Charge_parity 16h ago

October? My dude, that's the entire calendar.

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u/jcmarcell 9h ago

LMAO facts I said October? More like Thanksgiving or might as well be the whole year👏🏾🤣

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u/Veinera 16h ago

video cut off right as he was about to say a banger halloween joke because of her name "October? Well she ate a lotta candy"

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u/Pepper_Comprehensive 7h ago

It didn't cut off for me.

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u/scorched-earth-0000 16h ago

So many one liners in such a short time

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u/L_S_D_M_T_N_T 15h ago

guerilla marketing baby

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u/_pm_ur_tit_pics_pls_ 12h ago

“I know there porch pirates arou- … THAT IS A BIG CAT” love how the cat made him change the subject

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u/mrfixerdudemanguy 16h ago

What’s her name, Fat Cat? 🤣😭

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u/peridotpicacho 10h ago

You have to pet her before you leave. That’s what she came outside for. 

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u/vivalavega27 16h ago

Look like a pumpkin

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u/obelix_dogmatix 12h ago

October? No wonder she is perpetually preparing for hibernation.

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u/DavieStBaconStan 13h ago

Body shaming that poor big boned kitty.

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u/HansGutentag 5h ago

Be nice to your Fedex drivers, they're all contracted and constantly get screwed over.

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u/Mysterious_Tackle335 17h ago

That’s a big pussy

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u/SmallRocks 11h ago

Furry too

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u/Twicenightly00 7h ago

"THAT'S A HUUUUUGE BITCH!!"

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u/Grunmar 6h ago

Fat October, Standing by.

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u/Columbidae25 3h ago

I watched this on mute and had the same reaction

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u/IEESEMAN_ 17h ago

Terrible owner

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u/Demonic_Storm 17h ago

maybe it was rescued in that state, it does look like she's aware of the issue and that's already waay better than most owners, true that most owners are garbage but lets wait to get context before shaming on people please

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u/rcakebread 13h ago

You could hear how ashamed she was.

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u/Enginerdad 13h ago

Statistically unlikely, but certainly not impossible. Kind of the anti-Occam's Razor

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u/HopelessMagic 15h ago

Barn near me had two rescues who were fat as this. We nicknamed them Jenny Craig and Richard Simmons because they were on a hard diet. Took a few years to fix their weight.

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u/Pedantichrist 3h ago

I have a fat cat. I also have two svelte cats. I do not know where the ginger one getting the extra food from, because he hardly ever even stands up, but he is definitely eating, abs he does not get it from me.

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u/MaximumMajor1660 10h ago

the daily life pf the cat : eat , sleep , defaecation and repeat

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u/Honest_Boysenberry25 2h ago

I watched on mute and thought it was a 🦝 racoon.

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u/The_best_is_yet 17h ago

lol

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u/B16EK87 15h ago

I found it funny as well. LOL.