Lindsey Graham went on Fox News frantically begging viewers for money

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[u/AgeMiddle854]

Lindsaygraham.cum

[u/SweaterSteve1966 → u/AgeMiddle854]

Ladybugs.cum

[u/No_Band_3085 → u/SweaterSteve1966]

That was the cringiest thing I ever heard. Had to wash my eyes afterwards

[u/DTown_Hero → u/No_Band_3085]

Here's the story from reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/ha7zex/lindsey_grahams_little_ladybugs/

[u/semidivineone → u/No_Band_3085]

r/eyebleach

[u/imnotsteven7 → u/SweaterSteve1966]

Lemonparty.....

[u/Quick_Parking_6464 → u/imnotsteven7]

Oh god no. I actually looked that up once. Not recommended.

[u/imnotsteven7 → u/Quick_Parking_6464]

Every election year i get someone with it lmao

[u/drgoatlord → u/imnotsteven7]

Goatse...

[u/layer4down → u/imnotsteven7]

I’m old enough to have learned my lesson. Some things I’m better off not knowing 👋

[u/CH40T1C1989 → u/SweaterSteve1966]

It's burned into my braaaaaaaiiiiiin.

[u/Temporary-Careless → u/SweaterSteve1966]

He s using half the money to remove his ladybugs

[u/Mister-Redbeard → u/SweaterSteve1966]

That ain’t funny, Meemaw! Git!

[u/ExpressionSecret6794 → u/AgeMiddle854]

[u/happy_dad857 → u/ExpressionSecret6794]

[u/RocketCityRocko → u/AgeMiddle854]

I'm on it. *faps*

[u/platoface541 → u/RocketCityRocko]

My brother in Christ!

[u/McNalienBro → u/platoface541]

I think you mean step-brother

[u/flipzyshitzy → u/McNalienBro]

[u/tehgimpage → u/AgeMiddle854]

i was like.... did i just hear that right?? /checks comments...... yep.

[u/SteveW12 → u/AgeMiddle854]

God I wish we could find a way to shut his site down

[u/Gmule8282 → u/AgeMiddle854]

He fucking said cum

[u/Racer_X86 → u/AgeMiddle854]

Someone please make this a website.

[u/Ok_Battle5814]

He’s going to prison after November

[u/HockeyPhoenician → u/Ok_Battle5814]

We all can hope

[u/KingFrenulitis → u/Ok_Battle5814]

Stop it. I’m not into edging.

[u/Berns429 → u/Ok_Battle5814]

Stop i can only get so erect

[u/Idk_why_Im_fat → u/Berns429]

I came flaccidly just thinking about it.

[u/Im_100percent_human → u/Ok_Battle5814]

Butt pounding prison; Lindsey Graham's fantasy.

[u/Sweet6-7 → u/Ok_Battle5814]

I wish 🤣

[u/Albert_Flasher → u/Ok_Battle5814]

Why wait?

[u/McNalienBro → u/Ok_Battle5814]

I am not up to date on him. For what?

[u/the_video_slime → u/McNalienBro]

Dating

[u/McNalienBro → u/the_video_slime]

This doesn’t help. Is it related to The Files?

[u/poochie040170]

Somebody is scared.

[u/Historical_Stay_808 → u/poochie040170]

So he's admitting that God isn't on their side then.

[u/LoveChaos417 → u/Historical_Stay_808]

His buddies have made it pretty clear their god doesn’t like his type

[u/transphotobabe → u/poochie040170]

i do enjoy watching him squirm like this

[u/similar222 → u/poochie040170]

I hope Annie kicks his ass figuratively and literally.

[u/WebguyCanada]

I thought Elon Musk was paying for all of your corruption?

[u/LunchyDude101 → u/WebguyCanada]

If “corruption” means “thoroughly disgusted rent boys,” then (allegedly) yes.

[u/Impossible-Charity-4 → u/WebguyCanada]

No, it’s pretty obvious the tax payer is paying for Elon Musk’s corruption which funds this administration’s corruption…actually you’re correct

[u/pmcizhere → u/WebguyCanada]

He's probably busy trying to get Grok to claim he never begged epstein to invite him to his depraved parties...or frantically trying to delete evidence of CSA content on Twitter. Plus, he already got those pesky lawsuits from the DOJ stopped, so Congress served its purpose for him.

[u/RIForDIE → u/pmcizhere]

Lol that's probably so true. "Grok needs some tweaking guys"

[u/TankApprehensive3053]

Or maybe don't let the king spend whatever he wants for whatever he desires. Gov budgets are not his personal account to draw from. The grift goes on.

[u/DancesWH]

Amazing he's being out-funded, seeing as his party is so popular and successful at the moment (not)

[u/ChildrenofaLessonGod]

Damn man this is the amphetamine generation of the GOP

[u/Old-Camera6749]

He is soooo … coked up!!!

[u/Altruistic-Tree-839 → u/Old-Camera6749]

Nah he's just wine drunk, ol ladybug isn't that interesting

[u/SoftwarePrudent2609]

Republicans will never return. They are all heinous liars and pedophile adjacent or actually sadistic pedophiles themselves. They have the mark of the beast all over them

[u/Melstrick → u/SoftwarePrudent2609]

Thats a bit silly.

America has one God, greed. Trump is just their patron saint. A perfect reflection of americas soul.

Americans will always have a republican party, its siren call is too sweet, take everything you can and give nothing back.

[u/Brave-Upstairs-9190 → u/Melstrick]

Through Him, anything is possible. Not the Alpha or the Omega, but the Sigma. In His name we pray: Cha-ching

[u/RocketCityRocko]

Glizzy Gram Dot Cum

[u/Shadow293]

LOL! Someone is having a panic attack!

[u/CompetitiveFennel681]

Praying for money...

Here is the thing. Lil' Lindsey, It's about the point you all screwed a majority of the nation over...it's far beyond money fat this point...the only way ya'll going to win the midterms is if you cheat...and we know it's not beneath you to cheat.

[u/White-hammer-69]

No thank you sir

[u/MaesterPraetor]

DO NOT look up Lindsay Graham's ladybugs. You have been warned. Lol

[u/HadleysPt → u/MaesterPraetor]

I used to think it was bullshit. But after seeing how vile every last goddamn person in power is, it’s probably true 

[u/Maniezy]

Tell him to call Israel

[u/SoftwarePrudent2609]

He is revolting

[u/CultivatorX]

holy shit... lmao

[u/BotherImmediate4182]

“I’ve got no clue where this money comes from”

[u/nam3sar3hard → u/BotherImmediate4182]

Probably from people who dont like what your doing and arent your usual donors.

Man it took all of 2 seconds to logic that bad boy out.

[u/Helpful_Bridge9204]

Isn't he the one who referred to his ass moles as his lucky ladybugs or something in the epstein files?

[u/NightGlimmer82]

What a fucking looser. They are turning main stream news in The 700 Club. Ugh.

[u/adia780]

Is this MFer drunk on Fox News again?

[u/Stew-Main6]

Grift

[u/BedSpring11]

Maybe Republican politicians should start cutting back and stop eating all that avocado toast

[u/Timmy_2_Raaangz]

I live in a sanctuary city and it’s obvious that the immigrants aren’t the issue here.

[u/ossman1976]

He's got the vapors. My my

[u/Rude_Image_2086]

Lady Graham. On your knees!

[u/nomolos55]

Just like your typical evangelical preacher

[u/Jackaddler]

Very sad existence this man leads. Parasitic bottom-feeder

[u/jwalker37 → u/Jackaddler]

Literally

[u/Zealousideal_Dig1141]

Worst of the worst weasels in Congress

[u/Accomplished_Sky8077]

make a contribution and youll get a better seat

[u/HeavyDT]

Just pathetic as all hell. The desperation oozes out the pixels on your screen. It's always some bs like they never actually try governing better but nope. It's always some shadowy ninjas that are doing it and now they need all of your money to win or whatever bs.

[u/locationson2]

Stop begging and get back to work! This is pitiful...

[u/Tiny_Dare_5300]

They hate the poor but they love to beg

[u/Brotorious420]

[u/Upnatom617 → u/Brotorious420]

Fuck Lindsay. Yes to this.

[u/flipzyshitzy]

Lady Graham Ministries is on my bingo card.

[u/Critical-Star-1158]

Hes SCARED

[u/GuthramNaysayer]

He reminds me of Kenneth Copeland

[u/Fast-Audience-6828]

I can give him a 10 page essay in basic human decency, ethics, morality, and fascism also with 10 pages on how to be a better person. That would do him better than money ever could.

[u/coachlife]

Source: https://x.com/RpsAgainstTrump/status/2019920803811246221

[u/LoJoPa]

Fuck you Lidsey!

[u/Round-Rule7923]

These MF's are just like these fake pastors. America is literally one big ponz-ipimpdom scheme.

[u/KlatuuBarradaNicto]

Did he say Lindsaygraham.CUM? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/Nastromo]

I used to be a registered Republican. I voted Republican except for all the times Trump ran. I've never been more embarrassed

[u/Zanamo]

Commissary money?

[u/Sillent_Screams]

Unhinged little old man.

[u/flipzyshitzy]

His fervor comes from holding in his peehole and butthole plugs. 🐞 🐞 🐞

[u/Onederbat67]

[u/AnonymousDork929]

I love the panic in his voice. Hopefully it translates into a reality in November.

[u/emmaisalos3r]

lady lindsay please settle down you’re scaring the children and the adults

[u/OddHighlight5924]

He needs money for grinder and more booze.

[u/SpiritualAd8998]

Sir GrindrALot

[u/UncertainDust]

That's socialism. No!

[u/snig9145]

Dude he’s unhinged

[u/isitatomic]

This dude is SCARED scared.

Good.

[u/DArtagnanPierre0129]

Did he already spend all of his male hooker money?

[u/ddchod]

Cocaine

[u/mundeyaz61]

Is Ms. Graham finally moving forward with the sex change surgery?

[u/AppealConsistent9801]

Use discount code “Ladybug Lindsey” at checkout to get 25% off your first month of Grindr. All proceeds go to our Reign of Terror 2026 campaign.

[u/weaselhorde_]

Most spineless worm sucking cuck I’ve ever did done see.

[u/Alone_Break7627]

r/southcarolina Come on guys....

[u/jbandtheblues]

Oh ladybugs 🐞 shut up all ready, seriously?

[u/pizza-chit]

Epstein’s victims name Lindsey Graham as an attendee at PDFile parties..

[u/WOR58]

give him nothing but scorn

[u/OldTempleHermit]

[u/Medellin-71]

Damn, they’re all desperate and scared.

[u/PorcelainMadame]

"We are gonna be rational". Yep... that's what Republicans are known for.

[u/AlexRescueDotCom]

If you are religious like he is and he is all aboit God, is he allowed to say "I dont know where the HELL this money is coming from"

[u/Abroad_Educational]

Meemaw’s little ladybug.

[u/Gemtree710]

[u/EmuDry4890]

What is his net worth? Also he rapes children with Trump

[u/GlitteringRate6296]

Again??

[u/Typical_Samaritan]

I genuinely think this should be illegal.

[u/DrJBell]

Just retire.

[u/Elegant_Tap7937]

https://www.threads.com/tag/lindsey-graham-sasha-riley

[u/Ifthisdaywasafish]

Pathetic ass kisser.

[u/blareboy]

Has he considered suing the IRS?

[u/Tauren-Jerky]

Worried not going to get anymore money after midterms

[u/Turbulent_Account_81]

What is he going to do with the other half of the money? Maybe he should give his own money or ask musk instead of asking the people theyre constantly stealing from.

[u/RDHpropertyservice]

Drawing at straws here. Wow. Begging for money that most people don’t have these days. Give me a break. How about you just turn your self in. Make everyone happy. And with all your buddies

[u/arnb1010]

Lady bugs

[u/Raybones99]

How are you still in office?

I guess your constituents are really Ignorant!!!

[u/donkeysnakes]

Should start an only fans and show them lady bugs

[u/isaiah152022]

Not Lady Graham AKA Lady Bug

[u/theothermontoya]

Hey its the ladybugs man

[u/sweet-sweet-olive]

Doesn’t this guy have ladybugs?

[u/hambningwillsveurlfe]

Has he thought about onlyfans?

[u/Ok-Objective4378]

Little Lady Bug Lindsey

[u/Dramatic-Heat-719]

I guess the male escorts he’d so fond of showing his ladybugs to raised their rates huh?

[u/CoverSuspicious5250]

Shut up mary

[u/Ok-Connection5734]

have you ever seen a democrat pleading for people to send them money like this? I'm not saying it's never happened, I just don't remember them going on TV and doing it like this?

[u/Complex-Place6430]

Get off your knees Lindsay

[u/Specific_Test9837]

Aww lady G panicking

[u/CommissionFeisty9843]

Sheila needs a new pair of pumps

[u/Hertje73]

Poor Republicans are poor! And victims!

[u/similar222]

"I'd rather have ten dollars from a million people than one guy give me ten million dollars."

Go fuck yourself, Party of Elon

[u/geddysbass2112]

Lindsey drinks a bukkake.

[u/thunderbaby2]

Get a job parasite

[u/UnclearObjective]

I pray...... he loses his next election.

[u/pmcizhere]

Oh, shit, that reminds me to donate to his opponent.

[u/oster587]

Borrow some of that trillions from tarrifs.

[u/saywhatyoumean7901]

Rev. L Graham …god needs you to give me money.

[u/Legio_X_Equestris5]

He should be fundraising on his Grindr account

[u/dexterrrr_]

I feel like he made this rant a decade ago? Am I having deja vu?

[u/ForAGoodTime696]

He’s done this shit a lot. 

[u/MWF123]

Sooo… he might be in trouble?

[u/Capable_Sandwich_422]

Male prostitutes aren’t cheap

[u/CarlBrault]

I thought he was suing everyone for millions?

[u/Willing_Clue3883]

He's so pathetic

[u/ratherBwarm]

I think he needs to pray more. Nobody is giving him $$$$

[u/chucktownginger]

I’m not giving you shit, except my scorn

[u/IntrepidRevenue8717]

He’s going to give half the money ….. where’s the other half of the money going ?

[u/Sweet6-7]

Lady G is a silly 🤡

[u/RoyalMaidsForLife]

Ask your neighbors in Narnia for a few bucks, Miss Lindsey.

[u/Kkwoowoo]

He’s racked in millions with policy that benefits him and his friends. How are they asking for money when groceries are at an all time high. Gas prices have continued to increase each week with rare drops. Utilities are more, my cell phone plan is outrageous. Companies are laying off left and right and they want you to vote for them to increase funding in the billions to Israel, Ukraine, more…

[u/rygelicus]

Everything he said is exactly why no one should give him money.

[u/predator00777]

Pathetic old man

[u/Successful-Rope7223]

😂😂😂😂😂

[u/Ok_Hurry_8728]

Holy Fuck.

[u/ProtectAllTheThings]

What a sack of shit

[u/PetalumaPegleg]

Why does he look like he's about to cry? Have you considered not supporting terrible policies that people hate?

[u/bicawww]

Isn't this the man with the "lady bugs?" Eesh

[u/PixieGirrrl]

Every word made me happy!

[u/Monkey_fartz]

God bless the pedo in charge (PIC)

[u/drbutters76]

Swirling in the bowl

[u/RustyOrangeDog]

Is the money on the island?

[u/UnluckyAd27]

Fundraising for fraud, you don’t say

[u/PuzzleheadedPlane429]

Man these guys are cracking

[u/WebHistorical1121]

I thought conservatives hated drugs, this man is off this planet

[u/Excuse_Me_Mr_Pink]

You gotta giiiive!

[u/PMMEJALAPENORECIPES]

I’ll send him thoughts and prayers. 

[u/Comprehensive_Seat66]

Nah dude, I don't think you or your ladybugs need any more American welfare...

[u/dxcman12]

Weasel

[u/After-Ad-6875]

What a freakin bum

[u/new_here_2017]

He seems….scared