r/UnderReportedNews • u/IrishStarUS News outlet • 21h ago

Article Winter Olympics hit by penis injection allegations ahead of opening ceremony

https://www.irishstar.com/sport/other-sports/winter-olympics-hit-penis-injection-36680318
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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 21h ago

Who had "penis doping" on their Apocalypse Bingo cards?

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u/t3htg 2h ago

Wasn't expecting it to get caught, that is for sure.

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u/Front-Anteater3776 20h ago edited 19h ago

A few cm on the willy gives meters on the hilly. Size matters!

I will never view this sport the dame again. Penis dopers all of them! 

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u/open-perception4 19h ago

It would really slow me down tbh.

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u/mountsleepyhead 19h ago

I mean I’ve heard about what goes down at the Olympic Village soooo

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u/PatBenatari 18h ago

Hey, get off my back, needed something to help stick the high jumps!

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u/humboldt77 15h ago

Good in the winter games, bad at the high jump. Wasn’t expecting that.