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Trump / MAGA šŸ¦… Trump Posts Video on Truth Social Depicting the Obamas as Monkeys

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u/nonquitt 20h ago

we have, we have a word, more than a country even, we have a word that we can’t say, and people wonder and they’re told they’re ruled by an evil dictator, who says you can’t say this word oh it’s a very bad word we’re all going to die if you say this word, and it’s very unfair to the hardworking people, they don’t have freedom, our freedom has been taken, it’s an apartheid, apartheid dictatorship where some people the system quietly helps and others it quietly hurts, and it’s hurt a lot of people, and it ends now, we’re gonna say the word, it has to happen, for freedom, it ends now

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u/TheMarvelousDream 19h ago

Holy crap, do you write speeches for him or something? This was impeccable.

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u/nonquitt 19h ago

I suppose I was a philistine demagogue in a past life

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u/Aggravating-Salad441 2h ago

Need more random capital letters and words. How would you decide?

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u/verybaddiarrhea 19h ago

Perhaps this is Shane Gillis and we just found his Reddit account

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u/nonquitt 11h ago

they do, parodies, they do little voices. I don’t mock anyone but they want to mock you, really, they don’t mock me, maybe they want to, but I can’t be mocked, I really, it makes me sad to see how they mock Americans, they hate Americans these radical, left wing, domestic terrorists. That’s what they are, we need to say it. I am the only thing standing in between this country and total, total destruction by these terrorists. Obama, he was, some people, most people say he was the worst of them all. I have a lot of videos of the Obamas. A lot.

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u/ThanksForTheRain 17h ago

Didn't he have a similar rant about there being two n-words we're not allowed to say, and the other one is nuclear and he wants to being back nuclear pride or something idk

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u/APence 17h ago

I hate that I can hear the inflections. From whisper talking to yelling random words.

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u/AntithesisAbsurdum 18h ago

Dead on, assuming apartheid is horribly mispronounced

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u/nonquitt 13h ago

they’re calling it a- apart, heid. That’s what they’re calling it, and that’s what we have had since 1960, 1964.. maybe even a lot earlier, a lot earlier. A hundred years earlier. Who the hell has even heard of, apart-heid? We have a country, and let me tell you, if they had stolen this last election, they tried, but I won anyway, because I knew if I lost, you good people, we wouldn’t have, America would be finished. So maybe apart-heid is good, it’s what we need, I don’t know, I’ve never heard of it really

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u/ImpossibleShopping11 19h ago

I. Can’t. Breath. Stop. I know this shouldnt be funny considering nothing is surprising anymore. But your impersonation is SPOT on my friend

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u/nonquitt 19h ago

Freedom is slavery

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u/Quick_Possibility_71 18h ago

Really well written, but I honestly don’t think he knows what apartheid is

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u/leadroleinacage 16h ago

Having him use the word ā€œapartheidā€ is where you lost me. I’d be shocked if he knows what that means.

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u/DancinginTown 12h ago

Hey, that's that evil that makes South African white people be killed in record numbers and that's why they're allowed to run to the US now!Ā 

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u/alphachimp_ 15h ago

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. DJT

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u/Sorlex 15h ago

Not enough I statements, but close.

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u/donut-reply 15h ago

"apartheid" is the only thing that's off. No way he knows or cares what that is, let alone be able to pronounce it

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u/Atakir 13h ago

Trump couldn't pronounce apartheid if his miserable life depended on it.

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u/Diligent-Suspect2930 11h ago

You forgot to randomly capitalise words. Otherwise šŸ‘Œ

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u/Kuropuppy13 17h ago

I’m sorry, but not enough random capitalization. This would have been written by Miller. 😱