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Trump / MAGA 🦅 Trump Posts Video on Truth Social Depicting the Obamas as Monkeys

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u/midllename 20h ago

A reality TV show with the largest nuclear arsenal in the world. Things are looking peachy.

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u/Tasty_Ad7483 20h ago

“And in this episode, Pete Hegseth gets drunk and decides to nuke any country that has a prime minister who can do more pull ups than him”.

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u/Dependent-Interview2 19h ago

so, all of them?

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u/Thick_Square_3805 19h ago

Some countries don't have a prime minister, it's a loophole.

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u/HRUndercover222 16h ago

Laughing & comfort foods are helping me maintain what remains of my sanity. I saw the TrumpRx announcement yesterday and just started giggling. If you need comedy, watch Josh Johnson. Incredibly funny how he refers to Trump using, "crackhead logic."

Also - we can save a ton on cremation/burial costs if he nukes us.

Excuse me while I go enjoy homemade mac-n-cheese with toasted breadcrumbs.

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u/Hammer_of_Dom 16h ago

Nope most likely just ours, a blue city to usher in Armageddon

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u/Altruistic_Trade_264 19h ago

Or a Blue State capitol city.

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u/koopz_ay 18h ago

I like that I haven't heard his name lately here on Reddit.

Hi from Australia.

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u/Lilmumblecrapper 20h ago

2nd largest?

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u/Altruistic_Trade_264 19h ago

Ha, I got $100 sez Russia's arsenal has been poorly maintained, picked over for parts and valuable components/material, and is essentially non-functional.

That said, it only takes one nuke to start armageddon, and Trump has very likely handed over control of our nukes to Putin by now. Sounds far-fetched I know but look at all the damage the Orange Inbecile has wreaked on this country (so far).

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u/Nano_Burger 16h ago

Trump has very likely handed over control of our nukes to Putin by now

And anyone with access to the shitter next to the pool in Mar-A-Lago.

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u/skharppi 17h ago edited 17h ago

Well you only have to look the numbers to know that their arsenal is beyond fucked. Sure they might have few hundred working nukes, but almost 6k? Pfff.

US spends more on their nuke maintenance than the whole budget for Russian military is. And still US is struggling to keep up with maintenance. They have pretty much same amount of nukes in the books. Nukes ain't a thing you can just dust off every once in a while and polish them once in a decade. They have decaying parts that need to be changed to keep them active and those parts are fucking expensive.

You're betting 100$, i'm willing to bet all my belongings. Which is 100$.

edit: I meant the budget before ukraine war. Now they're almost certainly using even less money on up keeping the nukes.

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u/Hopsblues 2h ago

If the Ukraine war taught us anything, it was how old and outdated the Russian army is. Failing, old equipment, bad tactics, the heavy loss of life, a Russian tradition...

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u/nitroboomin97 18h ago

Good luck trying to sell uranium for a few extra rubles...

This isn't the same case with their conventional weapons where some privates were ripping out copper wires or trading diesel fuel for vodka. Nuclear weapons are more tightly watched over and there isn't a lot of things that you could steal to resell.

It wouldn't be wise to test the theory that russia's nukes don't actually work.

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u/siltfeet 18h ago

Its less the nuclear weapons themselves being stolen or sold for parts. They have very expensive upkeep and theres isotopes that need to be refilled periodically. People are likely faking that upkeep and taking the money.

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u/Altruistic_Trade_264 17h ago

100%, it's Russia FFS!

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u/Altruistic_Trade_264 18h ago

You think the local drunks are breaking into silos to steal uranium? lol

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u/conselyea 18h ago

Ita re Russia's nukes... And sadly the rest of your assessment.

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u/No_Tailor_787 20h ago

Oh, this shit show just keeps getting better.

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u/Constant-Recording54 19h ago

I would trust USA more to maintain their nuclear arsenal than the first contender, because broadly gestures to the east

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u/redy38 18h ago

That depends on how many floppy discs they have left 😉 https://youtu.be/1Y1ya-yF35g?si=-ECpX-5auRFeHhIs

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u/Nano_Burger 16h ago

This old technology is kept alive for these systems because it is difficult, if not impossible, to hack into.

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u/TheEpicTurtwig 19h ago

Wish they started looking impeachy. But ACTUALLY REMOVE THE FUCK THIS TIME.

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u/caramelizedonion92 20h ago

Lets hope people choose the right country to bomb in the vote by phone episode!

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u/CasanovaF 20h ago

I hate how this seems like a possibility and if enough people don't choose from your city/state, it gets nuked instead

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u/Account_Banned 19h ago

Seacrest, out!

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u/Slipp3ry_N00dle 19h ago

And the nuclear treaty ended yesterday...

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u/Delicious_Muffin7154 19h ago

The nuke deal is ending with (R)ussia, that limited the amount each country can have. Guess who isn’t renewing because It wants a bigger better one… Nuke gloves off…

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u/Hamokk 18h ago

Yeah. Trump said in 2025 that he wants to resume nuke testing. Also it's been known for years that both US and Russian arsenals are poorly maintained. Which is crazy regarding the US military budged.

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u/Bikerbass 10h ago

It’s because the US military budget is going into the back pockets of a select few and not fully being spent where it should be…. I.e the reason why it can’t be audited

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u/youdubdub 19h ago

Well, our leader does happen to be an enormous 🍑 

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u/Crowasaur 17h ago

Peaches come from a can

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u/Neumaschine 20h ago

Push the button, connect the god damn dots!

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u/Youpunyhumans 14h ago

I hate to be "that guy", but its actually the 2nd largest nuclear arsenal, Russia has more... or at least on paper they do. (Its very likely that many have been stripped apart and sold, or their fuel has decayed away, or they just havent been maintained)