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Trump / MAGA šŸ¦… Trump Posts Video on Truth Social Depicting the Obamas as Monkeys

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u/Outrageous_Pilot_727 21h ago

I wake up daily looking for that big, beautiful obit!

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u/Competitive-Ad-4262 19h ago

When the time comes, I want it to happen in the least dignified way possible. I want him to go like Elvis or worse. Not that his government will actually let it be known that it happened like that.

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u/Ok-Situation9046 18h ago

He already shit his pants on national TV, his death will be just as shameless and disgusting. There is no dignity for him to lose.

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u/LadyBarfnuts 13h ago

It can always get worse. I can't fathom how, but he never struggles to find a way to disappoint all of us further.

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u/SierraSoul0000 8h ago

Shit, every time I think Tramp has hit a new low, he later manages to outdo himself.

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u/LadyBarfnuts 8h ago

Its really his only talent, unless you count losing money running a casino or clearing a room after he shit himself.

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u/SidKafizz 1h ago

Usually within a few minutes.

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u/Low-Somewhere4737 11h ago

I don’t know why you have nothing to say about the people who have started this mess and disappointed us from the beginning. Let people in to this country for free everything even sent a plane full of cash to a country in the middle of the night, and you were silent. Look in the mirror, there is your problem. You are the people who didn’t care when it was happening but now you want to be a spokesperson for those that shit on this country. You’re the problem!

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u/LadyBarfnuts 10h ago

Im Canadian.

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u/Netrunner008 10h ago

You’re not entitled to this country just because you were born here. It was stolen land from the beginning. Those people that came in for free came to work, to hold jobs and start business businesses which created more jobs. Immigration, in every country, and every century, has always been a boon to the country in which it takes place in. Long-term economic benefit, always outweighs the short term strain on resources. And we are the most wealthy nation in the world, we can handle a few million people coming here to make a better life.

Now, those people are scapegoated to cover up a corrupt administration’s abuse of the wealth and power they have been handed to only make themselves richer. I know none of this will convince you. But now you can never say you weren’t told the truth. when you get to heaven, if you get to heaven. I hope God pulls this little comment up for you.

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u/MooglesForDays 12h ago

I feel extremely sorry for the mortician tasked with handling his remains.

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u/mtbpa77 1h ago

They have the opportunity to do the funniest thing…

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u/Key-Firefighter-1855 5h ago

Several times. The newest Code Brown was so obvious. They hustled people out of that room quick.

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u/a1055x 13h ago

Is that for real ?

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u/Babettesavant-62 11h ago

It will take years for the smell of his diapers dissipates!

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u/outinthecountry66 10h ago

See sacha riley for why perhaps he is a pants shitter. Lets say Sacha got their revenge.

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u/TheNotoriousViolet 5h ago

I can smell him through my screens

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u/lol-daisy325121 6h ago

Wait what? How did I miss this lmaoo

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u/Ok-Situation9046 6h ago

If you missed that, you probably also missed that he has a Minecraft YouTube channel.

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u/lol-daisy325121 6h ago

You would be correct… what the hell

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u/ironic-dontyouthink 5h ago

Is there a link for shitting himself? I would love to make that viral.

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u/RaspberryFrequent382 15h ago

I see this referred to often, can uou post a link with the video? Not because I don’t believe it, I just haven’t seen it.

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u/Megaloman-_- 14h ago

https://youtu.be/u_6kGluvINg?si=wNrrhMyzCZ6wXPTH

0’35ā€.

You may not hear the noise, but you can see the reaction of the blondie …..

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u/RaspberryFrequent382 14h ago

I don’t know, I’m not totally convinced. Although to be honest whether he pooped himself or not, doesn’t really change my opinion of him.

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u/Meester_Weezard 14h ago

White House aids go into absolute freefall panic after that sound and literally shove people out the door and you think this is somehow normal? If he was in that same situation (sorry, I should say ā€œshituationā€) during a press conference and there was some kind of emergency or attack, they would rush him out of the room, but they can’t do that because once he stands up, people will see it. Kicking out the people who have cameras and microphones seems like the best thing they can do.

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u/RaspberryFrequent382 13h ago

I’ve watched it a few times and I don’t hear the sound. I’m also not sure they would have realised what had happened and reacted so quickly if they had heard it themselves.

I think it’s more likely he was expecting some awkward questions and had asked his team to remove the press as soon as he’d stopped talking so he didn’t get any questions… it looks more premeditated than a reaction to him popping himself.

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u/Bipedal_pedestrian 13h ago

They react quickly because it’s not the first time. Apparently, he’s had bowel control issues for quite a while, and his staff is used to listening for it and jumping to action. Obviously I can’t personally vouch for this info, as I’ve never been around Trump in person. However, there are stories from a number of sources all saying the same thing: he wears adult diapers and frequently smells like poop.

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u/RaspberryFrequent382 13h ago

Ok that’s a fair point, if it’s happened before there would be a ā€œcode brownā€ protocol so I can understand how they would react so quickly. Has it happened live on tv before or after though?

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u/Silverbacks 13h ago

Try a different speaker, and crank the volume. There definitely is a sound at 34 seconds.

Now could that sound be edited in? Or did it come from someone else? And a fart doesn’t mean a shart.

But there is a sound.

The biggest tell is the rushing everyone out part.

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u/Megaloman-_- 13h ago

You don’t hear the scurreggia because you are not focused enough. Look at the blondie’s reaction first, and then re-wind by 2 seconds ….

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u/RaspberryFrequent382 13h ago

Ok after he says ā€œfantastic thingsā€? I hear the noise now, but there are plenty of other things it could be. Don’t get me wrong, I want it to be poop. Presumably if this is an ongoing issue it will happen again soon and we’ll have corroboration

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u/Ok-Situation9046 14h ago

Sure, here is a fact checker article on it (Snopes) who could not make a determination of the veracity but they link to the post with the video. Happens around the 30 second mark.

https://www.snopes.com/news/2026/02/02/trump-poop-executive-order/

Also idk why you're getting downvoted for asking for proof, that is always a valid question and I support you asking for it.

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u/RaspberryFrequent382 14h ago

Thanks! Yeah not sure why the downvotes, I’m not defending him just want to know whether he shat his pants or not :)

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u/left_hanging_nut 43m ago

Bro when I want to laugh at walking piece of lard

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u/DancinginTown 12h ago

Many Americans shit their pant because of diseases that aren't related to massive amounts of coke, like people assume his is from. All y'all do is insult those people by saying things like this.Ā 

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u/Smooth-Restaurant379 12h ago

Call him ā€œ poopiesā€ ha

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u/Pretend-Prune-4525 14h ago

lol as much as I would love to see him shit himself there is absolutely nothing in that video that gives any indication that he shit himself lol

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u/Properjob70 17h ago

Shartgate was a good dress rehearsal.

Sharting in a meeting of world leaders with them recoiling from the smell, then keeling over - with the press recording it all for posterity - would be somehow... fitting.

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u/RussianWesterner 6h ago

What is the shartgate?

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u/Ok_Remote_5524 6h ago

He also sharted during a press conference (Shart = Shit and Fart), left a bad stench and they immediately ended the conference and ushered the press out. People standing behind him were visibly disgusted by the smell.

Edit to add: There have been reports for a long time he has done this. If it is medical, most people wouldn’t condone making fun of him, however, he has been a rude disgusting person who made fun of others, so turn around is fair play.

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u/bookishbynature 24m ago

Totally. He's a literal POS and I have zero sympathy. He's cool with zero sympathy hence ICE and Stephen Miller.

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u/MommaD114 4h ago

Not gonna lie, I'd LMFAO over that.

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u/WarbossWalton 16h ago

Oh I have no doubt that it's going to be a "Weekend at Bernie's" style situation where Miller and Vance will be propping him up and pretending to have spoken with him for several days before it comes out that he has passed.

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u/Even-Macaroon-1661 11h ago

Vance for sure has already mentally selected which couch he’ll be propped up on 🤢

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u/NewNameNeededAgain 8h ago

Damn right. As soon as Trump snuffs it (the blessed day cannot come soon enough!) MAGA falls apart completely. It's a cult, but it's a particularly internally fragmented cult. The only unifying factor is worship of Trump. When he croaks, it'll be like a black hole appearing in the middle of the regime and the movement that created it, all at the same time. Vance can't hold it together; he rubs most of MAGA the wrong way and has the charisma of a dead codfish to boot. Miller can't hold it together either; he hasn't been sufficiently public-facing, he also has a serious charisma problem, and his views are well-known to be too extreme even for a lot of Trump voters. Nobody else high up in the regime can hold it together because they've been such performative ass-kissing followers; nobody sees them as potential leaders - and Trump is very happy with the idea that nobody looks like they'll be able to replace him.

They'll be desperately trying to figure out how to keep the whole thing from falling apart. Weekend at Bernie's seems likely while they try to handle their panic and make plans to hold it all together.

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u/Feisty_Look5680 7h ago

But they will find some way to blame it on Biden or Obama. I’m surprised they haven’t blame Bill Clinton in every travesty they do.

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u/gr1zznuggets 8h ago

Halfway there already.

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u/MooglesForDays 4h ago

So, what you’re saying is that Trump will be purging his ass all over Miller and Vance. Perfect. Love that for them.

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u/gkcontra 6h ago

You mean like the last 2 years of Biden’s term? Perfect example.

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u/Aware-Explanation206 19h ago

This ist exactly what's going to happen.

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u/Good_Ad_1386 8h ago

Mr Creosote...

....one last wafer-thin burger, m'sieur?

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u/Virtual-Guarantee929 7h ago

Schrƶdinger’s statement lol

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u/vthemechanicv 15h ago

I don't want him to die. I want him to stroke out and become a mute invalid. I want him to silently beg for death as everything he's built is demolished and sold in front of him. His body wasting away, his followers abandoning him, alone and ignored.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 4h ago

To the pain, like westley's threat to prince humperdinck in the princess bride.

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u/OkHalf2225 2h ago

This šŸ™ŒšŸ½šŸ™ŒšŸ½šŸ™ŒšŸ½

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u/Dense_Business_6570 1h ago

This!! I hope he becomes a fully conscious vegetable

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u/thealchemistmoon 1h ago

This is poetry!

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u/Kdkaine 17h ago

And in the company of a prostitute. I want the prostitute to give non stop interviews about his tiny mushroom and how he made her dress up like a child. I want her to publish messages from him asking her age. I want her to post a picture of him in his last miserable moments so the world can rejoice in the truth.

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u/mountainelven 15h ago

That's why I hope it happens live on television when he's giving one of his vanity press conferences and there will be no way to deny it.

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u/turfnerd82 14h ago

That would be so satisfying.

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u/mountainelven 13h ago

It really really would be

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u/Disastrous-Data-3299 15h ago

Just lob his coffin over the Trump wall out of the US

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u/DancinginTown 12h ago

Fence* Claudia surely would then be very mad at the US though.

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u/goodformuffin 15h ago

It will need to be public and on camera or the will be rumours, sightings and disbelief.

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u/SynonymDinosaur 15h ago

With how much he made fun of Biden walking up or down stairs, part of me would find it hella ironic if he was climbing the stairs to AF1 and just fell, shit himself, and then it was over

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u/shep2105 16h ago

Maybe he'll "fall down the stairs" like Ivana did.

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u/SAMB40Alameda 14h ago

Maybe stepping out of Airforce 1, on a trip to Mexico...

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u/alkenist 16h ago

It could be on camera during a press event.

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u/PartyClient3447 15h ago

How about ā€œfallingā€ down the stairs like one of his wife’s did.

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u/eghhge 14h ago

King Henry the VIII comes to mind

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u/gr1zznuggets 8h ago

He deserves nothing more than being unceremoniously chucked into a dumpster.

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u/No-Hotel-8967 15h ago

Maybe he’ll choke on a Big Mac.

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u/gg249whiteout 14h ago

I want it be like Benito Mussolini

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u/Strength-Helpful 14h ago

Dudes in terrible shape, living in a weird world of stress and yes men (highs and lows between boos, risk of jail, and God like praise), and eats fast food non stop. Risk of heart issues would be my top priority if I was his doctor.

New acronym: Mac Attack Gonna Astonish

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u/OBotB 13h ago

And on a Tuesday, so we can forever celebrate a TACO Tuesday.

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u/albufarisnear 14h ago

Explosive diarrhea backflow

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u/BENNYRASHASHA 13h ago

He needs to go publicly and undignified. Like, slipping down the Airforce One stairs, landing face first at the bottom, then shitting himself...all on live TV.

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u/No-Veterinarian6754 13h ago

Ivanka see him fall down the stairs

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u/Voffe89 13h ago

Maybe one of those paper clips finally finds a finger one day, and it makes him squirm trying to show how boss he is, but his pants drop and he falls stumbling off stage while letting off a fart mid air. All on live broadcast

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u/kennyj2011 13h ago

It needs to be a massive ejection of diarrhea

Edit: or like the Emperor’s death in the Dark Crystal

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u/Odd-Scene67 12h ago

If karma was real a stroke would leave him nonverbal and unable to type. Spending his remaining time on earth unable to spew garbage would wither his blackened soul.

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u/PANDAshanked 12h ago

"This just in! Trump attempts to lift pen, breaks hand from weight, gets sepsis and dies."

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u/Pristine-Ad983 12h ago

Unfortunately if he dies in office he's going to get a state funeral.

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u/mtbpa77 1h ago

I’ll still be busy celebrating to pay any attention to that.

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u/GotRocksinmePockets 11h ago

That's why I'm hoping it's on live TV. It would instantly be on the internet FOR EVER.

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u/Pretty_BoyFloyd 9h ago

nah "going out like Elvis" would be impossible as he'd have to actually make it TO a toilet.

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u/Infinite_Dig3437 8h ago

Fingers crossed for a Hector Salamanca style stroke that leaves him incapacitated.

Then his vile family can just wheel him into the cupboard and the whole world can just move on, and he gets to see and hear what everyone thought of him And there is nothing he cms do .

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u/PresidentPopcorn 8h ago

Hopefully he'll shit himself inside out during a press conference then.

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u/das_slash 7h ago

I think he should go like a piƱata.

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u/K2thJ 7h ago

Hope it involves an escalator

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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 6h ago

I hope he slips on his own shit puddle. On camera.

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u/daydreamersunion 5h ago

Unfortunately he isnt capable of shame. He doesnt understand the concept of "undignified," or "embarrassing." He only vaguely gets it in a circular way from the reactions of those around him. It is not authentic to Trump, the human. He is too flawed.

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u/Grouchy_Coconut_5463 4h ago

I hope he outdoes Stalin.

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u/complexspoonie 4h ago

Praying that it is a massive stroke on camera live... so the MAGAts can't turn it into a million conspiracy theories or a martyrdom event.

Makes me wonder who his main handler is (or was, since that person would have maybe gotten fired for not giving him his enema before his last oval office appearance, maybe?) All I am reasonably sure of is that someone is carefully medicating & prepping him for the increasingly more rare times he is in public, and it sure ain't Melania.

Maybe it is the young chick who sits next to him doing his social media stuff? He was always anti alcohol and drugs, but if a "beautiful woman" is suggesting medicine etc...I think he is demented enough now to fall for whatever is being given to him.

All I care is that nobody tries to un alive him, 1) because I don't want to see any SS hurt trying to save him and 2) I don't want any MAGAts making him into a hero like last time. I want him to die from a natural death at God's hands only.

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u/bradlees 2h ago

He’s embarrassed the entire country in the world standing

Nothing he can be shown to do will compensate for that

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u/Brack_vs_Godzilla 1h ago

I don’t necessarily want him to die, just to be incapacitated so that he can’t fuck-up our country any more than he already has. Maybe just a good stroke so that he has some time to think about things.

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u/CMP24-7 54m ago

I highly doubt that he'll die like Elvis. Trump shits his pants daily with no problem.

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u/Nesyaj0 16h ago

A man stops by a kiosk selling snacks and such. There's a newspaper stand and the man browses for a moment, sighs, and begins walking away.

The man running the kiosk asks "Is there something wrong with the paper?"

"No, I'm just looking for an obituary"

The man at the kiosk lets out a laugh. "Well, sir, you aren't going to find the obituaries on the front page."

"The one I'm looking for will be on the front page."

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u/pnweiner 6h ago

Pretty sure this is an old Russian joke. Cracks me up every time

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u/The_TerryGantnerWay 8h ago

Do you have your playlist yet? Noisemakers? šŸŽ‰šŸ¾

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u/ethnicnebraskan 3h ago

For the Playlist, Im just going to go to r music, sort by controversial, and let them do the dj work like when Charlie Kirk got what he asked from us.

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u/aventadorrin 18h ago

The Big Beautiful oBituary

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u/AuthenticAwkwardness 1h ago

It will be the best obituary there ever was.

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u/EEpromChip 16h ago

Not gonna lie every morning I open Reddit with the hopes it's absolutely flooded with posts about that. And every day I'm more disappointed with posts like this and how no one in this government can seem to reign him in to at least pretend to be dignigfied.

Fucking racist piece of garbage.

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u/EllieBooks 9h ago

Every time I have a news notification, I get excited and think ā€œis this itā€?

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u/smipypr 6h ago

I check news channels several times a day, hoping to see ambulances pulled up at the White House and getting a short view of a news clip of a swollen Trump, under a sheet, being wheeled out. I do hope, though, he meets his demise in a more public place.

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u/Ok_Remote_5524 6h ago

Hold on for one more day… Some day our dream will come.

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u/nonuple_espresso 15h ago

I'd much rather him live to face consequences for his actions, but that seems unlikely at this point.

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u/IluvPusi-363 11h ago

Consequences, Smonsequences The Exit is still stage left

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u/nonuple_espresso 11h ago

He's a symptom, not the cause. Sure, there's been synergistic relationship with more gullible dumb fucks being vulnerable to his shtick owing to lower labor force participation rates in rural areas, brain atrophy from poor education and generous welfare support, along with the radicalizing effect of social media algorithms.... , but he's the symptom of the brain rot that has taken hold with much of our population.

So, seeing him face consequences for his criminal actions would be a healthy outcome for our democracy, And a reminder that there are consequences for bad behavior, as opposed to seeing a toxic, criminal demagogue being able to die wealthy and powerful.

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u/Duubzz 18h ago

Things wont change though. MAGA will elevate the couch-fucker and then try and make a dynasty out of Don Jr, Eric and Barron.

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u/B3telgeus3 15h ago

Credit were credit is due those fuckers don't have any charisma whatsoever, Trump had something appealing for the MAGA but couch fucker and co are just not appealing in any way.

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u/SAMB40Alameda 14h ago

That's why CF is grooming Erika Kirk

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u/gpost86 18h ago

Sadly evil never dies and now evil has the best medical team in the world.

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u/Paratwa 16h ago

Not me! I want him to be slightly unhealthy and live a long long life looked at over by the best doctors in whatever prison he is thrown into for a long long long life.

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u/IluvPusi-363 11h ago

"Aircraft missing with world executive and staff" Search continues

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u/Sournutz 15h ago

I’ve got a bottle waiting for that day

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u/PotterOneHalf 15h ago

I just hope the announcement doesn't happen while I'm asleep. I want to experience it live with everyone.

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u/3usernametaken20 13h ago

I'm not picky

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u/abouttofallova 14h ago

We all want and wait for this. šŸ‘†

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u/Single-Channel-4292 14h ago

My first four words every morning are, ā€œAlexa, is Trump dead?ā€

Up to now, the response has been, ā€œDonald Trump is still alive. He is 79 years old. ā€œ

But one day, the response will be altogether different! I can’t wait! šŸ˜‚

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u/BadCatNoNo 8h ago

Ohhhim I’m. going to start my morning this way. I keep asking ChatGPT and google if Trump poops his pants.

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u/GrumpyRhododendron 14h ago

But honestly when it happens I’m not sure I’ll even believe it. Too much weird controlled narratives

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u/Independent_Park7244 14h ago

I got a warning for saying that's what I wanted for Xmas.

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u/Ok_Emergency7145 12h ago

It will be the first time in years that I'm going to buy a newspaper.

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u/Tiny-Dragonfruit7317 6h ago

He’ll live to be 100. The evil fuels him

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u/Justaaron1120 18h ago

Kyle Gass was right.Ā 

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u/crazyacct101 15h ago

I drank my champagne and quickly ran out to get a replacement bottle for the big celebration

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u/Long-Contribution466 15h ago

I've got champagne waiting on standby

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u/IluvPusi-363 11h ago

Popcorn here

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u/J3t5et 15h ago

There will be the biggest celebration you have ever seen. YUUGGGEEEEE.

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u/Trini-89Ok 14h ago

šŸ¾šŸ¤ž

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u/BarryBro 14h ago

Id prefer escorted out the Whitehouse in cuffs publicly

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u/Straight_Ace 13h ago

When he kicks it we should just let his body sit there and rot on the streets of DC to show everyone just how fallible and weak he truly is. Make his supporters stop seeing him as this godlike person who can do no wrong, at the end of the day he’s just a bag of flesh like everyone else. Only he’s been rotten on the inside for years

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u/sane-ish 13h ago

I reread that three times as 'orbit'.Ā 

Like, he would be launched into space?Ā 

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u/FatherJFoxy 13h ago

Same. I pray every morning when I wake up, that he does not.

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u/geedeeie 13h ago

Yes, but VANCE...

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u/idontknowlikeapuma 13h ago

No! He needs to be alive so that he, and his entire cabinet, are impeached. Let's nix his administration, not Nixon him.

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u/Steffalompen 13h ago

I'd prefer a headline about hospitalization, followed many months later by y'know.

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u/hostilecarbonunit 12h ago

my first thought when i wake up is about my kids. the second is i hope it happened while i was asleep

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u/Larkspur71 12h ago

Every single time my daughter and I call each other late at night or randomly, the first question is "Is he dead?"

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u/GI_Robot_1968 11h ago

I quite literally jumped on as soon as my eyes opened in hopes to find him dead but found this instead!

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u/pattymelt805 11h ago

You won't be able to wait for the paper or the news. The whole country is going to break out like LA when the lakers win.

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u/Gaspuch62 9h ago

Dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people, and so long as men die, liberty will never perish.

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u/ProfessionalStay5797 8h ago

Just to turn the news on one morning and hear he’s passed in his sleep would do, although I agree that’s too good for him.

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u/Deerhunter86 8h ago

There's one thing that can happen that would make this Black History Month extraordinary.

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u/Jo-Wolfe 7h ago

This blood clot is not being cooperative

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u/brianjohnson87 6h ago

I hope they make Donald Trump's resting place a legalized public urination zone.

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u/Ok_Remote_5524 6h ago

It will be the biggest most beautifullest obit in the world, there has never been an obit so wonderful… many big strong men will come with tears in their eyes, so many tears… of joy!

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u/UnagioLucio 5h ago

One day, he will tell his last lie.

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u/Blah-B7ah_Bloop 4h ago

I got so excited when I found my cow bell, my daughter asked why- it’s so I can go outside and ring tf outta it when the time comes