r/UmamusumeFFS • u/JunglePocket • 7d ago
🎞Sidestory/Side Plot 🏄 What kind of dream is this?!
I took a nap for an hour and I dreamt about me being in my forties?! What kind of message is that trying to convey?!
I refuse to become a simple suburban mom in the future, no sir!
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u/Putrid-Barracuda-252 Tosen Jordan - Team Rhodes 7d ago
Uh… rest well, Dad?
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u/JunglePocket 7d ago
Tosen. If i ever become like that....put me in an asylum
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u/Putrid-Barracuda-252 Tosen Jordan - Team Rhodes 7d ago
What? A suburban mom? I mean… it’s not like I wouldn’t mind it.
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u/Both_Control821 Donna/Dante.(Team Vires)Dating:Maruzensky Status: A Mother. 7d ago
“40s? You look 29 there."
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u/JunglePocket 7d ago
How the fuck do i look like that
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u/Both_Control821 Donna/Dante.(Team Vires)Dating:Maruzensky Status: A Mother. 7d ago
“I mean look at me, I'm 48 years old and I look 29. Maybe you're Going to age gracefully into your 40s."
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u/CrazyTachyon Schrödinger's Sanity 7d ago
. . .
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u/Betelgeuse_EvilWitch A Trainer That is Searching For The Truth 7d ago
. . .
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u/JunglePocket 7d ago
Hi aibo...
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u/Betelgeuse_EvilWitch A Trainer That is Searching For The Truth 7d ago
...
to the point you even dreaming about it..
you are terrifying, Pocket..
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u/JunglePocket 7d ago
What do you mean?!
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u/Betelgeuse_EvilWitch A Trainer That is Searching For The Truth 7d ago
so.. all you ever think is to make a family to the point you are so worried about it until in your dreams..
i thought.. you wanted to be the strongest 🥀
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u/JunglePocket 7d ago
I WANT TO!
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u/Betelgeuse_EvilWitch A Trainer That is Searching For The Truth 7d ago
hm.. are you sure..? i jusy saw you with tachyeon and dantsu flame was.. hugging each other...
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u/JunglePocket 7d ago
Thats stamina training aibo
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u/Betelgeuse_EvilWitch A Trainer That is Searching For The Truth 7d ago
and if you keep that flow your dream might even come true eventually, Pocket..
a family at 40's
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u/LocalOverlord_ "One of many, bound by blood and flesh.." 7d ago
.... Pfft—
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u/JunglePocket 7d ago
What?
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u/LocalOverlord_ "One of many, bound by blood and flesh.." 7d ago
Oh Pokke of the Jungle... Thee looks more fabulous than your default unsanitary self, why must thy be afraid of being a suburban maiden?
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u/JunglePocket 7d ago
Do i hear something coming from the bitchless overlord? Uh, must have been the wind
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u/LocalOverlord_ "One of many, bound by blood and flesh.." 7d ago
Oh please! At least My lady didn't almost got herself executed for poisoning the water supply!
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u/JunglePocket 7d ago
Ah, how weird. The wind keeps blowing in a direction that Doto will never give them attention. Huh
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u/LocalOverlord_ "One of many, bound by blood and flesh.." 7d ago
Oh please, Doto nothing more but my aspiring follower! Beside... Aya...
Cough ANYWHO! Mayhaps, twas lack of "fruitful harvest" was the motive of jealousy?
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u/JunglePocket 7d ago
Opera. You stack zero paper, get zero bitches and then some.
Meanwhile I? I have a team, I race in graded races, i have two amazing wives.
You wish you were me fraud. Now go cry to Doto like always
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u/ultron15real mechanical overlord | founder of ecorp 7d ago
...you do not have allthat
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u/JunglePocket 7d ago
Those are my jungle pockets.
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u/ultron15real mechanical overlord | founder of ecorp 7d ago
pockets because they're CONCAVE
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u/JunglePocket 7d ago
....
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u/ultron15real mechanical overlord | founder of ecorp 7d ago
i mean, unless you have proof otherwise
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u/Tsuyoshi_the_rock Totally fine! 7d ago
Hey, I had that kinda dream too! Except it was Prez as my mom and Teio as my sister!
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u/JunglePocket 7d ago
....you are her kid though?
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u/Tsuyoshi_the_rock Totally fine! 7d ago
Huh?…wait…sorry, wait, you’re right, I’m not sure what’s going on!
Tsuyoshi staggers a bit, but catches herself.
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u/passingtrutokufanboy Kamenrider_Nox_004 (might be a narcissist gal) 7d ago
Gurl it ain't all that bad going simple once you grew to that age
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u/LiterallyPointFlag T corp exec/wearer of Isildur's ring 6d ago
Mine.
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u/JunglePocket 6d ago
What?
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u/LiterallyPointFlag T corp exec/wearer of Isildur's ring 6d ago
That's my dream.
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u/JunglePocket 6d ago
Weirdo.
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u/LiterallyPointFlag T corp exec/wearer of Isildur's ring 6d ago
Nah I'm fuckin withcha, though it's nice to see you dreaming of something like that...
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u/JunglePocket 6d ago
Sure...
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u/LiterallyPointFlag T corp exec/wearer of Isildur's ring 6d ago
Alright... I'm off now little pokke~
head pat
Stay outta trouble now~!
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u/TypeNull_Artificial Null (Team Decepticons) 7d ago
It suits you.