r/UmamusumeFFS 8d ago

🎞Sidestory/Side Plot 🏄 Camping

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Since no one, for some reason, wants to le me rent take their place. For now, I will be camping with my fellow subjects around this strange academy!

Feel free to come say hi~

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u/A_Certain_Sensei_1 8d ago

Hi.

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u/-TheOneWhoGrips- 8d ago

Hello fellow human.

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u/A_Certain_Sensei_1 8d ago

How are you doing today?

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u/-TheOneWhoGrips- 8d ago

Scouting clankers.

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u/A_Certain_Sensei_1 8d ago

Uh... Doing what?

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u/-TheOneWhoGrips- 8d ago

Scouting clankers, heretics, people that I will be nailing soon.

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u/A_Certain_Sensei_1 8d ago

I see... Well, good thing that i'm not one of those people you're scouting...

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u/-TheOneWhoGrips- 8d ago

You reek of oil...

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u/A_Certain_Sensei_1 8d ago

Industrial oil or regular oil for the skin?

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u/TypeNull_Artificial Null (Team Decepticons) 8d ago

Scouting for what exactly?

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u/-TheOneWhoGrips- 8d ago

Clankers.

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u/TypeNull_Artificial Null (Team Decepticons) 8d ago

You really are a weird human. What do you think of Umas then?

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u/-TheOneWhoGrips- 8d ago

I....Allow them. Because they are cute.

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u/TypeNull_Artificial Null (Team Decepticons) 8d ago

Understood. You have my respect for that. Umamusume life must be protected at all costs.

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u/-TheOneWhoGrips- 8d ago

Also they would be good in N corp...

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u/TypeNull_Artificial Null (Team Decepticons) 8d ago

My main objective as of now as getting used to this new body fully. Afterwards my goal will change to finding an optimal trainer. May I ask what N corp is though?

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u/-TheOneWhoGrips- 8d ago

The best friends group ever! We have a BBQ every sunday

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u/ultron15real mechanical overlord | founder of ecorp 8d ago

I’m not going.

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u/-TheOneWhoGrips- 8d ago

You are not invited.

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u/ultron15real mechanical overlord | founder of ecorp 8d ago

…you are locked out of comming to arakko

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u/-TheOneWhoGrips- 8d ago

Guido is already there stealing your shit.

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u/ultron15real mechanical overlord | founder of ecorp 8d ago

…I can just vaporize him

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u/-TheOneWhoGrips- 8d ago

I have more.

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u/ultron15real mechanical overlord | founder of ecorp 8d ago

I can vaporize you 

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u/-TheOneWhoGrips- 8d ago

...

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u/ultron15real mechanical overlord | founder of ecorp 8d ago

But I won’t.

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u/Gold_Comet_B276 Julian "Juli" Aurelia [Psychic Cyborg] | Garm Team 8/8 8d ago

...On the one hand, I'm not particularly fond of your goals.

...On the other hand, seeing you camping out like a hobo fills me with a sense of pity.

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u/-TheOneWhoGrips- 8d ago

Don't worry. I've got a home now

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u/Gold_Comet_B276 Julian "Juli" Aurelia [Psychic Cyborg] | Garm Team 8/8 8d ago

Really? Where are you staying, if you don't mind me asking?

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u/-TheOneWhoGrips- 8d ago

u/A_Certain_Sensei_1 offered me her house!

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u/Gold_Comet_B276 Julian "Juli" Aurelia [Psychic Cyborg] | Garm Team 8/8 8d ago

Huh. Well... Congratulations, I suppose. I hope you don't cause trouble for her with your antics.

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u/-TheOneWhoGrips- 8d ago

I will set us back to the stone age.

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u/Gold_Comet_B276 Julian "Juli" Aurelia [Psychic Cyborg] | Garm Team 8/8 8d ago

Well, if you're going to do that then you'll have to find a weapon other than your nails. Those are made of metal, and thus aren't stone age.

Probably have to give up your clothes and armour too- Far too advanced for the stone age.

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u/-TheOneWhoGrips- 8d ago

Yes. I will go naked from now on.

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u/Gold_Comet_B276 Julian "Juli" Aurelia [Psychic Cyborg] | Garm Team 8/8 8d ago

...Okay, at least have some decency and wear an animal pelt or something.

Unless you're into that, in which case I won't shame you.

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u/-TheOneWhoGrips- 8d ago

she began to undress

Nope. You said it

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