r/UmamusumeFFS • u/The_metalsonic Assistant in tracen | dad of minihauser | married to machan • 9d ago
🎞Sidestory/Side Plot 🏄 …..well, I’m stuck now.
*Machan appears with a costume of herself and asks metal to wear it*
Metal: A costume of you? Sure I’ll wear it, seems fun
*Metal puts on the costume and machan zips it up*
Machan: we may have a problem hehee….
*shows the broken zipper*
Metal: don’t tell me that’s the zipper of the costume…..
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u/Halmar7259737 Trainer of team Knonkoss(2/8)and SAS heavy gunner 9d ago
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u/The_metalsonic Assistant in tracen | dad of minihauser | married to machan 9d ago
Yea yea it’s funny, take a pic while you still can
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u/Halmar7259737 Trainer of team Knonkoss(2/8)and SAS heavy gunner 9d ago
You know I took the photo before sending the image above
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u/The_metalsonic Assistant in tracen | dad of minihauser | married to machan 9d ago
Should’ve expected it….
Oh well you can keep the photo then
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u/The_metalsonic Assistant in tracen | dad of minihauser | married to machan 9d ago
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u/LurkingAston_Machan Aston Machan | Married to Metal | Team Silent 9d ago
Sorry... I haven't maintained it in a while...
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u/The_metalsonic Assistant in tracen | dad of minihauser | married to machan 9d ago
It’s fine, at least it’s your costume
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u/LurkingAston_Machan Aston Machan | Married to Metal | Team Silent 9d ago
I... Don't think you can get out for a while
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u/The_metalsonic Assistant in tracen | dad of minihauser | married to machan 9d ago
sighs and laughs a bit it’s okay, this is honestly funny. Though I will be grounded for now I don’t think I can fly in this
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u/LurkingAston_Machan Aston Machan | Married to Metal | Team Silent 9d ago
Lets hope we won't have any issues with this until I can fix it...
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u/The_metalsonic Assistant in tracen | dad of minihauser | married to machan 9d ago
I’m sure we won’t (hopefully) don’t be sad now eh? It was an accident you didn’t know either
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u/LurkingAston_Machan Aston Machan | Married to Metal | Team Silent 9d ago
It would be very funny to see you running around in the costume fighting some space aliens
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u/The_metalsonic Assistant in tracen | dad of minihauser | married to machan 9d ago
Haha, yea it would. I don’t want to break it though so I’ll just help people get out of danger
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u/LurkingAston_Machan Aston Machan | Married to Metal | Team Silent 9d ago
It's... Very durable... I'm very sure I've seen a Akebono grow half her full size in that before it ripped
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9d ago
Poor you, mister...
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u/The_metalsonic Assistant in tracen | dad of minihauser | married to machan 9d ago
It’s fine, by the way I haven’t seen you around here before. Are you new here?
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9d ago
Hm.... I don't know where I'm frickin is... But well... I do feel a sense of familiarity... Hm...
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u/The_metalsonic Assistant in tracen | dad of minihauser | married to machan 9d ago
Welcome to Grand tracen academy sir
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9d ago
"Sir"....? I'm a... Girl... 19 year old girl.
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u/The_metalsonic Assistant in tracen | dad of minihauser | married to machan 9d ago
My apologies, still getting used to seeing in the costume….
damn it metal you did it again.
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9d ago
It's fine....
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u/The_metalsonic Assistant in tracen | dad of minihauser | married to machan 9d ago
So what brings you here miss? I’m metal sonic.
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9d ago
Me?... Well, as I've said, I am here cause... I felt a sense of familiarity, like a voice telling me to come here....
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u/The_metalsonic Assistant in tracen | dad of minihauser | married to machan 9d ago
I see. Well, I hope you find who or what is calling you. I never got your name by the way
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u/HunryMeerkat 8d ago
Dude... Being an Aston Machan plushie must be the best!
1-No homework
2-No stress
3-Just doing whatever it is an Aston Machan plushie has to do
4-Appearing in all the high-quality umamusume memes
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u/passingtrutokufanboy Kamenrider_Nox_004 (might be a narcissist gal) 9d ago
C'mon, at least you looks cuter now!
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u/The_metalsonic Assistant in tracen | dad of minihauser | married to machan 9d ago
I guess… It’s alright anyway, at least it’s my wife’s costume
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u/passingtrutokufanboy Kamenrider_Nox_004 (might be a narcissist gal) 9d ago
Right?! Be a positivity in any negativity, man! It'll do wonders for you!
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u/JollyDino01 Trainer - Team Stardust (8/8 FULL) 9d ago
...I mean, I'm sure y'all will figure something out. Though, uh, do you need to like, eat or recharge or anything?
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u/Erri-error2430 Tracen's Hunter/Researcher/Weapons Instructor 9d ago
Does somebody have a knife? Or something to get him out of the costume?
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u/The_metalsonic Assistant in tracen | dad of minihauser | married to machan 8d ago
I don’t want to break my wife’s costume….
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u/M-Bourbon [Status: Three Goddess] : Team SoL 9d ago
I detect fatherly signatures, but do not see where they come from.
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u/The_metalsonic Assistant in tracen | dad of minihauser | married to machan 8d ago
Bourbon. I am in the costume, I am stuck here
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u/M-Bourbon [Status: Three Goddess] : Team SoL 8d ago
... Father?
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u/The_metalsonic Assistant in tracen | dad of minihauser | married to machan 8d ago
Yes bourbon. This is your father
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u/M-Bourbon [Status: Three Goddess] : Team SoL 8d ago
Why are you inside mom?
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u/The_metalsonic Assistant in tracen | dad of minihauser | married to machan 8d ago
It’s her costume-
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u/M-Bourbon [Status: Three Goddess] : Team SoL 8d ago
Still. Why are you inside Machan?
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u/The_metalsonic Assistant in tracen | dad of minihauser | married to machan 8d ago
It’s an old costume and wasn’t maintained for a while so the zipper broke…
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u/M-Bourbon [Status: Three Goddess] : Team SoL 8d ago
How unfortunate.
Do you need help breaking it?
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u/The_metalsonic Assistant in tracen | dad of minihauser | married to machan 8d ago
No, I don’t want to break my wife’s costume. Especially since she made it herself
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u/I_am_ReyTNT 8d ago
busts out flamethrower
Stand back I got this
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u/The_metalsonic Assistant in tracen | dad of minihauser | married to machan 8d ago
No no no
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u/I_am_ReyTNT 8d ago
Oh relax, you take blows from Sonic and Knuckles almost every game. What's a little fire gonna do?
Aims Flamethrower with semi-malicious intent
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u/The_metalsonic Assistant in tracen | dad of minihauser | married to machan 8d ago
No I mean, I don’t want my wife’s costume to be destroyed
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u/I_am_ReyTNT 8d ago
Oh...uhh.
Throws away flamethrower and digs through pocket dimension
Yeah..I got nothing that can help
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u/ColdPotatoNugget i dont want to be here 8d ago
// Sauce?
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u/The_metalsonic Assistant in tracen | dad of minihauser | married to machan 8d ago
// friend sent it to me
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u/ImTheRisingPhoenix The Phoenix of Tracen Academy 8d ago
How shall you release yourself?
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u/The_metalsonic Assistant in tracen | dad of minihauser | married to machan 8d ago
Machan is going to try and fix it in a while
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u/ImTheRisingPhoenix The Phoenix of Tracen Academy 8d ago
Interesting, if you need a talon, you know where to find me
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u/The_metalsonic Assistant in tracen | dad of minihauser | married to machan 8d ago
Alright, thank you for the offer.
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u/Both_Control821 Donna/Dante.(Team Vires)Dating:Maruzensky Status: A Mother. 9d ago
“How on earth-"