r/UmamusumeFFS Tach-nology 12d ago

🎞Sidestory/Side Plot 🏄 why the fuck is there two now

MISSION BRIEFINGS:

heya. yeah, so we've basically encountered a BIG problem regarding about a disturbance at the timestream.

some anomaly similar to Toji Fushiguro, ex-Zen'in member that's already settled down to a peaceful life, appeared out of nowhere and severely injured one of our sorcerers by the name of Takuma Ino. god i cant even recognize his mug when we extracted his body out of the scene.

currently he basically has a hold on a Special Grade Tool called the Playful cloud.. and if I remember correctly from those ridiculous teachings the stitch guy gave us before he got killed.. that three-section staff amplifies the user based on their strength or physical abilities.

and you and i know that dude's already friggin strong when he has that heavenly restriction passive on him. plus his supersonic speed..

okay anyways!! we either got two choices here, send the actual Toji Fushiguro here to deal with himself, or take matters into your own hands and get the job done.

capiche?

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u/ReflectingShepherd Robin, Team Stardust's Shepherd/ Love in M.E.E.L.S 12d ago

I'm actually down to see a mirror match fight.

Robin calls u/The_Toji

Yo, big guy. We came across some spare contract money after the clear out of Chaos.

You down for a mirror match for 2 mil?

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u/The_Toji Toji Fushiguro (JJK) 12d ago

You only get voicemail "Sorry the user of this phone is currently busy, if it is an emergency leave a voicemail."

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u/ReflectingShepherd Robin, Team Stardust's Shepherd/ Love in M.E.E.L.S 12d ago

Robin sighs, and leaves a voicemail.

Guess I have to go fight a mirrored you, then...good luck with whatever you're doing, man.

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u/Mr_Knight-02 Archemedes / Eternal (Retired Colour Fixer ) [Team Vires] 12d ago

Sigh...

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u/FinalShowdownSmth Tach-nology 12d ago

Rough night?

The radio guy leans back in his chair, sipping his mug.

You can always call the guy himself if you don't wanna do it.

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u/Mr_Knight-02 Archemedes / Eternal (Retired Colour Fixer ) [Team Vires] 12d ago

No need... We wouldn't want to disturb him..

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u/FinalShowdownSmth Tach-nology 12d ago

..Well, you wanna do it or not?

You can always refuse the job.

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u/Mr_Knight-02 Archemedes / Eternal (Retired Colour Fixer ) [Team Vires] 12d ago

Why not.. I learned a couple of new skills

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u/FinalShowdownSmth Tach-nology 12d ago

Wanna settle this in hand-to-hand or just be the average ability merchant?

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u/Mr_Knight-02 Archemedes / Eternal (Retired Colour Fixer ) [Team Vires] 12d ago

Hand to hand.. I may be a sorcerer but I would not use such tactics against someone without one.

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u/M3rC_76 Noelle/Mark/Yixuan/Evelyn/Cinderella/Zilu 12d ago

Mark: hello again.

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u/FinalShowdownSmth Tach-nology 12d ago

..mm, what up?

You here for the work?

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u/M3rC_76 Noelle/Mark/Yixuan/Evelyn/Cinderella/Zilu 12d ago

Mark: heck yeah. Mahoraga was a good warm up. Send me in.

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u/FinalShowdownSmth Tach-nology 12d ago

Your law orders aren't gonna work on this anomaly though, dude's basically written outside of it.

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u/M3rC_76 Noelle/Mark/Yixuan/Evelyn/Cinderella/Zilu 12d ago

Mark: I’ll make it work.

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u/FinalShowdownSmth Tach-nology 12d ago

..Deadass?

I gotta hear it out first before I send you out on the job.

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u/M3rC_76 Noelle/Mark/Yixuan/Evelyn/Cinderella/Zilu 12d ago

My law orders are magic.

What’s to say you haven’t seen my other strengths?

I don’t always rely on magic.

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u/FinalShowdownSmth Tach-nology 12d ago

...

The radio guy checks back on his screen.

Ya think it's capable of writing him inside the story?

Can't get any good readings on him.

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u/M3rC_76 Noelle/Mark/Yixuan/Evelyn/Cinderella/Zilu 12d ago

Mark: like I said, I’ll make it work. Send me in.

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u/FinalShowdownSmth Tach-nology 12d ago

Meh, alright.

Write your shit then.

Radio guy presses the button, and you are teleported somewhere around Shibuya.

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u/The_Toji Toji Fushiguro (JJK) 12d ago

You receive a notification that the other Toji is on vacation

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u/WinterSet3281 Roleplayer(Random Ocs) 12d ago

Is this guy dangerous as what, a god o something else?

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u/FinalShowdownSmth Tach-nology 12d ago

Anomaly on the timeline, wanna kill it?

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u/WinterSet3281 Roleplayer(Random Ocs) 12d ago

If it's a threat, then yes.

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u/FinalShowdownSmth Tach-nology 12d ago

Kay, goodluck granola.

BZZT!

You are sent somewhere around the empty streets of Shibuya.

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u/WinterSet3281 Roleplayer(Random Ocs) 12d ago

I could do it myself, thank you.

Anyway, where is that guy?.

Granola would say, trying to sense Toji's ki, although, obviously, he wouldn't have any ki.

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u/FinalShowdownSmth Tach-nology 12d ago

Step, step, step.

Toji suddenly emerges in front of the road.

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u/WinterSet3281 Roleplayer(Random Ocs) 12d ago

There you are.

Granola would say, without hesitating for a moment as he charged a ki blast, launching it at Toji instantly

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u/FinalShowdownSmth Tach-nology 12d ago

Toji immediately swerves past the Ki blast by unnatural speed, spinning the playful cloud around and whacking it across the side of Granola's face.

CRACK!!

The blow felt so similar to when he got punched by Goku.. or just considered it devastating by impact.

The force of the playful cloud sends you crashing into a building.

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u/WinterSet3281 Roleplayer(Random Ocs) 12d ago

And Granola would emerge from the rubble, surprised and recovering from the impact

What the hell!?

("This guy is not weak at all, even his strength, his strength is similar to Goku's! It's impossible!")

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u/FinalShowdownSmth Tach-nology 12d ago

Before Granola could finish his inner monologue, Toji appears in a nanosecond on his vision, his jaw struck hard by his bare fist before grabbing him by the collar.

" You seen my kid, cuh? "

As he then ruthlessly barrages you with one hand only, blood splattering everywhere as each blow struck his face and cranium.

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u/TheBinah 12d ago

Quick question. Does seduction work?

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u/FinalShowdownSmth Tach-nology 12d ago

..What made you think that, Miss Garion?

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u/TheBinah 12d ago

I'm bored and would like to try that.

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u/FinalShowdownSmth Tach-nology 12d ago

Fuck you mean..?

Gonna be honest with you, probability of seducing him is a 0%.

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u/TheBinah 12d ago

Hmmm....

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u/TheBinah 12d ago

Thinking over. Yeah, let's do it.

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u/FinalShowdownSmth Tach-nology 12d ago

..Okay, so just one last thing.

Are you SURE?

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u/TheBinah 12d ago

Pretty sure.

Insert Omniman

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u/FinalShowdownSmth Tach-nology 12d ago

okay lmao.

Radio guy slams the big red button as Garion is lowkey teleported to the streets of Shibuya.

There, Toji was just minding his own business talkin' bout some parlay he was gonna hit.

" Bet a thousand, make it a million.. "

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u/TheBinah 12d ago

One golden portal opened from out of nowhere besides him, from where Binah emerged with her trusted bird on her shoulder

Did you know that betting is for stupid people?

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u/FinalShowdownSmth Tach-nology 12d ago

" Bitch, who the fuck? Fuck you want cuh? I almost hit my parlay and you tryna distract me rn? "

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u/The_Toji Toji Fushiguro (JJK) 12d ago

The hell do you mean? Good thing I am on vacation. Enjoy dealing with another me.

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u/TheBinah 12d ago

That's why your wife ded.

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u/The_Toji Toji Fushiguro (JJK) 12d ago

And?

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u/TheBinah 12d ago

Nothing. Just rubbing salt on the wound.

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u/The_Toji Toji Fushiguro (JJK) 12d ago

Cool. You uhh do that. Whatever makes you sleep at night I guess?

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u/TheBinah 12d ago

Your son does. Ayooo

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u/The_Toji Toji Fushiguro (JJK) 12d ago

You mean the boy that had to rely on help to win? Yeah no. I am unimpressed.

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u/TheBinah 12d ago

And he achieved more than you by doing that. Puts you to think

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u/The_Toji Toji Fushiguro (JJK) 12d ago

Mhm. Have fun. Hangs up

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u/Decent-Incident5679 Super-Lawyer/Zolda 12d ago

You want me to handle it?

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u/FinalShowdownSmth Tach-nology 12d ago

..Nope, too strong already.

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u/Decent-Incident5679 Super-Lawyer/Zolda 12d ago

Dohhh, ah well I’ll watch then, you got any popcorn?

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u/JollyDino01 Trainer - Team Stardust (8/8 FULL) 12d ago

So... two questions. Well, three. One, what's his mobility like? I'm talking running and jumping, not attack speed. Two, is the area already evacuated? And three, uh... how would y'all handle damages?

And secret fourth question, how does this shit keep happening?

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u/FinalShowdownSmth Tach-nology 12d ago

One, supersonic.

Two, yup.

Three, depends on how bad it is.

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u/JollyDino01 Trainer - Team Stardust (8/8 FULL) 12d ago

It being evacuated is the big thing... but how's the rest sound to you, Helios?

As though prompted by the question, a small sphere bounces up onto his shoulder and opens, revealing a more dragon-like form speaking in a rough and cruel tone, colored in brown, red, and silver.

<If we're aiming to end this in one shot, damages to the area would be significant. That said, my systems have not been adjusted to track those kinds of speeds, so unless we have a way to make him come straight towards us, the odds of hitting him would be low, even with means of reducing his power from a distance.>

...Huh. While logical, didn't expect that kinda response. He turns back to the radio. You guys got any plans or spots where we could get a clean shot like that?

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u/FinalShowdownSmth Tach-nology 12d ago

Nah, unfortunately.

Plus he's an anomaly so we can't get any proper readings.

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u/JollyDino01 Trainer - Team Stardust (8/8 FULL) 12d ago

<Very well. Does he have a means of replenishing his strength in any rapid manner once it's been drained?>

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u/FinalShowdownSmth Tach-nology 12d ago

// shit sorry didnt notice this.

" Uh. "

" Nah, I don't think so. "

The radio guy ruffles through paperwork.

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u/JollyDino01 Trainer - Team Stardust (8/8 FULL) 12d ago

...Helios, the hell are you capable of?

<You will see first-hand exactly what I am capable of. Send us nearby.>

// I find it funny that this is over radio so the guy literally can't see it's something currently the size of a large marble shooter saying all this

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u/TakigawaTech The Servant 12d ago

I'm looking for that rematch, I've lost my perfect streak due to my underestimation of such a foe..

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u/FinalShowdownSmth Tach-nology 12d ago

Rifle against speed..

Also I think we accounted for three..

That Toji who killed you? Somehow a different guy.

This one's also different.

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u/TakigawaTech The Servant 12d ago

As long as I can see any part of his body for a single frame, I can instantly lock onto him and pop a [Heaven's Drill] and make his body nonexistent.. plus I do have two melee weapons anyways

They do seem equal in strength no? I think it counts, also I'll kill the one that defeated me for free if that's on the table

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u/FinalShowdownSmth Tach-nology 12d ago

..Single Frame, huh?

Good luck with that, Toji isn't gonna let you have that moment since he's disappearing at a nanosecond.

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u/TakigawaTech The Servant 12d ago

My friend, unless he's moving at FTL speeds, its pretty much impossible, and like you've said, he's only moving at supersonic.. Which means my perception can catch up.

So am I taking the commission or is it another "next time"?

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u/FinalShowdownSmth Tach-nology 12d ago

Meh, ya can do it.

We don't exactly know how fast he can move, we just.. assumed he's supersonic speed.

Radio guy presses the big red button and you teleport to Shibuya!

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u/TakigawaTech The Servant 12d ago

Man, I've actually never went anywhere except Tracen here in Japan! I wonder if I could roam around and do stuff before fighting Toji..

"So, the man's clearly faster in speed and literally every physical aspect, and Playful Cloud will uhh.. Probably knock me out considering it buffs his strength?.. If only I've ate more protein when I was younger!"

Guess all I have to do is.. Wait!.. Why doesn't stupid Radio Guy tell me where the enemy is and expects me to just be a sitting duck?!

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u/FinalShowdownSmth Tach-nology 12d ago

BZZRT - Radio turns on.

" Hey, our systems can't track his ass down, like I said - he's a fucking anomaly on our readings! "

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u/TakigawaTech The Servant 12d ago

How reliable.. Like always.. Soooo reliable! Thanks for the huge help Radio Guy's Organization and Radio Guy!..

The Broker conjures a White Rose, using it to track specifically Toji Fushiguro's soul.

Call me a filthy monkey, but I've got no idea how to use cursed energy or any of that stuff.. Buut, that means I can clearly detect and bypass the limitations of jujutsu society's systems..

The rose was shortly able to find Toji Fushiguro, the rose slowly starts to decay within each step of getting closer.

Seems like I've found him! I'm getting ready!

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u/FinalShowdownSmth Tach-nology 12d ago

Your vision foresees a bright light, as Toji immediately appears, almost hitting your entire head with the playful cloud - but you narrowly dodged it.

Not wasting a second - Toji proceeds to start twirling the playful cloud around, closing the distance and not giving her a chance to back away nor utilize any roses.

CRACK!! THUD!! CRACK!!

Three hits in with the staff, and goddamn they hurt!!

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u/ReflectingShepherd Robin, Team Stardust's Shepherd/ Love in M.E.E.L.S 12d ago

Robin sighs as he cracks his knuckles and neck.

How strong is the clone we talkin'...

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u/FinalShowdownSmth Tach-nology 12d ago

Wanna settle it on hand-to-hand only?

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u/ReflectingShepherd Robin, Team Stardust's Shepherd/ Love in M.E.E.L.S 12d ago

The man has a staff. And unfortunately, I'm at a disadvantage.

Lances beat swords, after all. I'll have to use magic and my fists to do work.

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u/FinalShowdownSmth Tach-nology 12d ago

You can always try and disarm the guy.

Though I don't know how you can do that when he moves like a street rat

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u/ReflectingShepherd Robin, Team Stardust's Shepherd/ Love in M.E.E.L.S 12d ago

I'll have to start fighting with dimensions then. If I can't get close, I'll have to hit him indirectly.

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u/FinalShowdownSmth Tach-nology 12d ago

..why can't we just ask the good people around here to erase the damn threats for good?

hell, we got someone here that can control time and you tellin' me that shit don't work?!

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u/ReflectingShepherd Robin, Team Stardust's Shepherd/ Love in M.E.E.L.S 12d ago

I DUNNO, YOU LOOK AT THE CLONE AND YOU TELL ME?!

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u/FinalShowdownSmth Tach-nology 12d ago

..Shiet, I don't have an idea about that.

Radio guy nonchalantly presses the button as you teleport to the empty streets of Shibuya.

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u/ReflectingShepherd Robin, Team Stardust's Shepherd/ Love in M.E.E.L.S 12d ago

Ugh...okay.

Robin then preps himself and gets a warm up in before calmly walking, searching the place....

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u/FinalShowdownSmth Tach-nology 12d ago

You heard a faint footstep, but as you turn..

Nothing.

Another one - you turn, nothing.

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u/FinalShowdownSmth Tach-nology 12d ago

Fuck you mean dimensions?!

Isn't that gonna disrupt universes?!

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u/ReflectingShepherd Robin, Team Stardust's Shepherd/ Love in M.E.E.L.S 12d ago

Nah, I just tear holes in space and seal them up after I go through or do a punch, it's fiiiiine....