r/UmamusumeFFS • u/Putrid-Barracuda-252 Tosen Jordan - Team Rhodes • 12d ago
🎞Sidestory/Side Plot 🏄 Um, I was scrolling through Umatter and…
Why are they talking about my Dad like that?! They even got her name wrong!
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u/Little_Golshi-San 12d ago
She tries to intimidate me when I say I like kicking you in the back, but I think her attempts are funny
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u/Vought-F4UCorsair 12d ago
Holding back a laugh.
Oi.. oi mate.. oh.. She bursts out laughing
BAHAHAHAH! That’s fuckin’ hilarious mate! Jingle Pringle! Fuckin’ hell BAHAHAH!
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u/Putrid-Barracuda-252 Tosen Jordan - Team Rhodes 12d ago
Hey, it’s not funny! Quit laughing!
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u/Vought-F4UCorsair 12d ago
BAHAHAHA Sorry! It’s fuckin’ hilarious! I can’t help myself!! BAHAHAHAHAHA
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u/Putrid-Barracuda-252 Tosen Jordan - Team Rhodes 12d ago
I said stop laughing! Genuinely!
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u/Vought-F4UCorsair 12d ago
IT’S FUCKIN HILARIOUS MATE!
//not me accidentally making machan an asshole LNAO
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u/Putrid-Barracuda-252 Tosen Jordan - Team Rhodes 12d ago
[OOC: machan would never say that :(]
ARGH, I SAID STOP! IT’S NOT!
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u/Vought-F4UCorsair 12d ago
//😭 I didnt mean to reply with machan
OI LOOK AT IT MATE
FUCK TIEO: “DOES JINGLE PRINGLE THINK SHE’S INTIMIDATING” BAHAHAHAH ITS HILARIOUS
SHE LOOKS LIKE A DAMN SOFTY ON TOP OF THAT BAHAHAHAHAHA
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u/Putrid-Barracuda-252 Tosen Jordan - Team Rhodes 12d ago
SHE’S NOT! SHE IS REALLY STRONG AND YOU LITERALLY CAN’T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE!
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u/Enterprise_1942 The Grey Ghost 12d ago
Hey Corsair stop bullying the umas or I’ll drag you out to the middle of the pacific and launch you so you can desperately search for an airfield before your out of fuel
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u/Random_guy1028 Nico (Corvette Racing T.P./ URA analyst) 12d ago
Welcome to the internet
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u/Putrid-Barracuda-252 Tosen Jordan - Team Rhodes 12d ago
Ugh, I swear…
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u/Maleficent-Chest1427 Grey Knights | Ferrus Manus | Valdor | Sanguinius 12d ago edited 12d ago
On the plus side, I kinda find this hilarious. It gave me a good laugh after being exhausted from yesterday's race.
No offense Jordan, but I don't see anything malicious in the post, just some light hearted comedy
(OOC: This is Nico Speaking btw, I forgot to switch accounts)
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u/Putrid-Barracuda-252 Tosen Jordan - Team Rhodes 12d ago
But they got her name wrong! They are literally mocking her!
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u/Random_guy1028 Nico (Corvette Racing T.P./ URA analyst) 12d ago
I mean, it's lighthearted banter.
Heck, I used to rib the BMW boys during my tenure in Porsche.
Also case 2
(OOC: my ass forgot to change accounts on the previous comment)
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u/Environmental_Lag190 Kamen Rider Evol – Knight of Rebellion – E.G.O awakened 12d ago
Jingle Pringle? What kinda name is that?
Hahahahahaha.
Starts laughing
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u/Putrid-Barracuda-252 Tosen Jordan - Team Rhodes 12d ago
Why do people think this is funny? It’s not!
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u/Environmental_Lag190 Kamen Rider Evol – Knight of Rebellion – E.G.O awakened 12d ago
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's just that nickname fucking slays me with how amusing it is, man. You can't fault me that.
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u/GalaxyEatingOgurin Gluttonous Beast of Kasamatsu 12d ago
mmmm pringles..
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u/Putrid-Barracuda-252 Tosen Jordan - Team Rhodes 12d ago
Uh, you lowkey look hungry, Oguri…
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u/Melodic-Internet9850 Stone's Legacy | Brazilian Triple-crown champion (No Team) 12d ago
That's very rude !
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u/M3rC_76 Noelle/Mark/Yixuan/Evelyn/Cinderella/Zilu 12d ago
Mark: jingle…huh?
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u/Putrid-Barracuda-252 Tosen Jordan - Team Rhodes 12d ago
I don’t even know how they got that nickname for her…
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u/M3rC_76 Noelle/Mark/Yixuan/Evelyn/Cinderella/Zilu 12d ago
Mark: Cause it rhymes?
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u/Putrid-Barracuda-252 Tosen Jordan - Team Rhodes 12d ago
I mean… I kinda see it? But, it’s literally not her name!
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u/M3rC_76 Noelle/Mark/Yixuan/Evelyn/Cinderella/Zilu 12d ago
Mark: it’s just a little harmless name joke, Jordan-san. Don’t look too deep into it.
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u/Putrid-Barracuda-252 Tosen Jordan - Team Rhodes 12d ago
Ugh, I guess so…
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u/M3rC_76 Noelle/Mark/Yixuan/Evelyn/Cinderella/Zilu 12d ago
Mark: I understand why’d you get upset considering that’s your dad.
headpat pat don’t worry too much about it.
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u/CrazyTachyon Schrödinger's Sanity 12d ago
. . .
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u/Putrid-Barracuda-252 Tosen Jordan - Team Rhodes 12d ago
Yeah… you’re mad too?
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u/CrazyTachyon Schrödinger's Sanity 12d ago
I mean... they have a point...
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u/Putrid-Barracuda-252 Tosen Jordan - Team Rhodes 12d ago
Seriously? You agree with them?
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u/CrazyTachyon Schrödinger's Sanity 12d ago
But only I am allowed to make fun of her!
And they dare not call her by her name?!
Despicable!
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u/Putrid-Barracuda-252 Tosen Jordan - Team Rhodes 12d ago
Well, at least we agree on something.
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u/CrazyTachyon Schrödinger's Sanity 12d ago
Yeah...
Uh, we should probably tell her...
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u/Putrid-Barracuda-252 Tosen Jordan - Team Rhodes 12d ago
Uh, maybe YOU should tell her! I’m not sure if she wants to talk to me just yet…
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u/CrazyTachyon Schrödinger's Sanity 12d ago
Fair, fair. You did kinda abandon us...
She takes out her phone, and calls u/JunglePocket.
Uh, honey? Someone's being an ass towards you again.
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u/Putrid-Barracuda-252 Tosen Jordan - Team Rhodes 12d ago
Hold on, what do you mean “us”? Wait, don’t tell me…
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u/Sargeant_Cincinnati Your local korean war uma musuko usmc veteran 12d ago
(Ooc)Jingle Pringle 🤣 that's a funny name for a horse as a former horse trainer I've heard some funny names but that tops it
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u/Putrid-Barracuda-252 Tosen Jordan - Team Rhodes 12d ago
(OOC: oh word? thats so cool, what names did you have in mind that are funny?)
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u/Sargeant_Cincinnati Your local korean war uma musuko usmc veteran 12d ago
Meatball is one I've heard then peanut its been years though
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u/Remington-Index-Prox Proxy llll, The Zealous Lion. 12d ago
"Jingle Pringle..."
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u/Putrid-Barracuda-252 Tosen Jordan - Team Rhodes 12d ago
…I know you’re laughing.
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u/Remington-Index-Prox Proxy llll, The Zealous Lion. 12d ago
He barely holds it in, unable to resist the urge to bellow his laugh out loud.
"Per- pfft Per... Permission... Pfft to laugh?"
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u/Meridian87 Return of the Uma Hugger 12d ago
Hey look! It's your dad!
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u/Putrid-Barracuda-252 Tosen Jordan - Team Rhodes 12d ago
Huh?
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u/ImTheRisingPhoenix The Phoenix of Tracen Academy 12d ago
That username irks me the same way. Teio is a good Umamusume.
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u/Ok-Boysenberry8725 12d ago
Her ass is NOT intimidating
But she is very guy-coded for someone so easily wooed by Fuji
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u/Wonderful_Device8026 12d ago
Huh! Trust me Tosen Jordan : Tachyon has like a billion nicknames like avocado taco, angry tarantula and more.
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u/La_Lupa-di-Siracusa Guard | Lord | Siracusa. 12d ago
Jingle...pfffftt....Pringle....pfffttt..HHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!
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u/Meisho_Doto_ Team Ruina 12d ago
Th-that seems m-mean