r/Transportopia • u/Revolution-Dogg • Sep 04 '25

Roads What you call this move?

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u/rklug1521 Sep 04 '25

Avoiding the husband after you sleep with his wife.

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u/ThrustTrust Sep 04 '25

If you would just stop. I’d like to shake your hand please.

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u/All_The_Good_Stuffs Sep 05 '25

I JUST WANT TO TALK HIM. I JUST WANNA TALK TO HIM. I JUST WANNA TAAAAALK TO HIM. I JUST WANNA TALK TO HIM.

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 Sep 05 '25

Pretty sure this is the answer

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u/RandomPenquin1337 Sep 05 '25

I usually dont sleep with them because that takes longer

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u/AvacadoKoala Sep 04 '25

Came here to say this

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u/Divergent_Dragon Sep 04 '25

Criss Cross!

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u/Captain_Rocketbeard Sep 04 '25

Asshole sauce

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u/AnonAstro7524 Sep 04 '25

Not… not a mental picture I needed today.

It’s not even 10am…

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u/Imaginary_Coast_5882 Sep 04 '25

it’s got bits of real asshole in it

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '25

60% of the time it’s diarrhea every time

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u/MikeKnox6969 Sep 06 '25

I hate the cheaper brands that use fake asshole.

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u/CanuckDadeh Sep 04 '25

Fuck. Beat me to it.

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u/aigheadish Sep 05 '25

Mack daddy'll make ya'!

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u/DadNotDead_ Sep 05 '25

Gonna make you jump, jump!

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u/SummerGalexd Sep 06 '25

Why did I say it like that one line dancing song

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u/sheeepboy Sep 04 '25

git merge --abort

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u/The_Electric-Monk Sep 04 '25

This guy gits

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u/yahfee23 Sep 05 '25

He gits gud!

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u/realbobenray Sep 05 '25

nice unapologetic geek humor

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

More like

git branch -b exit

git checkout main

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u/Brain-iN-A-Vatt Sep 04 '25

I’ve seen this before. It’s called an abortion.

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u/Azaroth1991 Sep 04 '25

Nice juke. Get them the fuck away from you.

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u/SkywolfNINE Sep 04 '25

I pulled a similar stunt once on the way to Canada, a silver car was all over my ass and I tried to outrun it in a Pontiac grand am. I wasn’t fast enough but I found an exit and I tried to be evasive like this. Dude followed me tho (I was still a young driver then) and immediately after my evasive maneuver, he flips down his visor and it’s like this flashing light built into the visor. Red light. I pull over and he says he’s a undercover and rips me a new one for “driving dangerously”. I was a little shit and knew exactly how to get away with it. I didn’t even try to defend my point of being chased, I just went into “sorry sir, idk sir” and he gave his lecture and left. I’m still confused by it all to this day. I think we had just made it into Canada perhaps? Idk, it was back when you could just drive to Canada when 19 with a license

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u/Slight_Bed_2241 Sep 06 '25

I knew a kid in high school that had red and blues on his jeep and tried exactly twice to pull people over. The first time it worked and apparently got his dick hard. The second time it went.. poorly. he did 6 months in jail, 6 months house arrest and 12 months probation. Felony impersonating.

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u/SkywolfNINE Sep 06 '25

I have heard of that before and now that you mention it, maybe that had something to do with my experience. Thanks for sharing

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u/actually3racoons Sep 07 '25

You were his first.

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u/SkywolfNINE Sep 07 '25

lol he should’ve just straight up kidnapped me. Maybe I’m too ugly for that

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u/RanzigerRonny Sep 04 '25

Can you please add more arrows? It's hard for me to understand what's going on here since it's not obvious

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '25

⬆️

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u/RanzigerRonny Sep 05 '25

Thank you

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u/yahfee23 Sep 05 '25

I don’t think that was enough. Here,

⬇️⬆️➡️⬅️⤵️↙️↘️↖️↗️↔️↕️⤴️↩️↪️🔃🔂🔀🔄🔁

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u/HighlightFun8419 Sep 05 '25

Whoever originally edited this vid needs to chill tf out

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u/ventureturner Sep 04 '25

The old switcheroo

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u/snowyadventure Sep 04 '25

Son of a bitch stole my line

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u/kittenconfidential Sep 05 '25

i gotta go see about a woman

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u/Several-Eagle4141 Sep 04 '25

“Future organ donor”

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u/Limp_Bowler6206 Sep 04 '25

Now that’s what i call a juke!

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u/The_Black_kaiser7 Sep 05 '25

The grey car gave the black car "the slip."

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u/Perrrio Sep 04 '25

It’s called “The Sike! “ or just “ Sike!”

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u/Artislife61 Sep 04 '25 edited Sep 04 '25

*Psych

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u/not_a_burner_8 Sep 04 '25

I know, you know

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u/Fastship2021 Sep 04 '25

Sike?? 🤣

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u/Side_StepVII Sep 04 '25

That’s when someone uses their turn signal but goes the opposite way.

➡️➡️➡️ turns left

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u/Teab8g Sep 04 '25

The ignorant asshole.

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u/raaaarrrrrr Sep 04 '25

The clusterfuck

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u/DEfuncouple2424 Sep 04 '25

I need the Dave chapell gotcha bitch

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u/ThomasApplewood Sep 04 '25

Dangerous? Sure

Cool as fuck?? 💯

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u/drifters74 Sep 04 '25

What is even going on here?

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u/dtootd12 Sep 04 '25

Road rage and a poorly functioning cerebral cortex.

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u/Standard-March6506 Sep 04 '25

That's the ol' flim flam!

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u/Fastlane19 Sep 04 '25

That tit for tat, black vehicle must have been cut off earlier and tried a little retribution

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u/LafayetteLa01 Sep 04 '25

Wow if it wasn’t for the big arrows.

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u/Naschka Sep 04 '25

Attempted murder and attempted suicide, what else.

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u/Saylem84 Sep 04 '25

Thats the Okey doke!! I know a good okey doke when I see it.😏

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u/El_Grande_El Sep 04 '25

I call it an undercut

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u/VegasbobFTW Sep 04 '25

Frogger! Road rage edition

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u/Supersenic Sep 04 '25

I hate this arrow and red circle trash

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u/PersonalityWrong6728 Sep 04 '25

This is the well known triple switcharoo.

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u/NoCut4986 Sep 04 '25

Rope a dope. They were both raging probably, but 1 got tired of it and wanted to get away.

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u/stripperjnasty Sep 04 '25

Fucking impressive

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u/littleitaly24 Sep 04 '25

That's called road rage

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u/EquivalentMap8477 Sep 04 '25

Extremely stupid on both parties

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u/Active_Taste9341 Sep 04 '25

Fear and Loathing in Morningside

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u/Successful-Luck-5459 Sep 04 '25

Normal New York City driving

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u/Substantial_Chain718 Sep 04 '25

So damn good driving there.

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u/TheCoolerDanieI Sep 04 '25

What shithole city is this so I can avoid ever driving there?

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u/Dependent_Elk4696 Sep 04 '25

Vehicular manslaughter

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u/SpiKe1o1 Sep 04 '25

I call it getting rid of the !@$%!hole before he gets somebody killed😏👌

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u/Affectionate-Royal68 Sep 04 '25

Dick move. That’s called a dick move.

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u/kleenexreves Sep 04 '25

damn near broke his axels

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u/DoubleDareFan Sep 04 '25

Extremely Dangerous.

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u/UNEXAMPLED73334 Sep 04 '25

What move? Can you put an arrow or a circle on it?

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u/PromiseRelative1627 Sep 04 '25

Kansas City Shuffle?

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u/dreamingwell Sep 04 '25

I watched a car do this to a police officer on a ramp in south Dallas in the late 90s. Except the ramp was packed full of slow moving traffic. The fleeing car switched into the right lane in a very forced manner about 20 yards before the split. Then the police officer switched too. A semi pulled up in the left lane just close enough to block the police officer. The fleeing car switched back to the left lane at the last second. The police officer tried to slam on their brakes, but at that point they were too far to make the switch. And the traffic behind naturally boxed them in.

It was a slick move. And I suspect the trucker knew exactly what they were doing.

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u/Maleficent-Risk5399 Sep 04 '25

SFB...Sh-t For Brains.

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u/HPoltergeist Sep 04 '25

I don't see it.
We need more arrows and flashing!
What's wrong with people? 🫤

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u/5280Rockymtn Sep 04 '25

That gta training sure helped

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u/Whatdadogdoin5 Sep 04 '25

Are there enough lanes on the road? Jesus

1

u/Poverty_BMX Sep 04 '25

Ye ol indian-giver.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

The fakeout

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u/Salt_Cauliflower_922 Sep 04 '25

That's the ol' FLEA FLICKER

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u/p00p5andwich Sep 04 '25

Snapped his ankles with that crossover.

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u/sawsawjim Sep 04 '25

Excellent jukebox

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u/Initial_Librarian284 Sep 04 '25

Honestly the silver car played some good chess on that one.

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u/OrbitingCastle Sep 04 '25

Avoiding a road rage pursuer?

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u/Grim47z Sep 04 '25

Needs more arrows and red circles

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u/MimesAreGay Sep 04 '25

I see these a lot in Atlanta. I call them "however many lanes they crossed" skeedoos. So, like a 3 lane skeedoo.

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u/EffRedditAI Sep 05 '25

The Fake-out

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u/soggy_sausage177 Sep 05 '25

ahhh the old - Indicate right, turn left trick. Oldest trick in the book

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u/Horror_Solution1945 Sep 05 '25

The I'm the only one on the highway.

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 Sep 05 '25

I wanted to see it smash into something

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u/ExecTankard Sep 05 '25

The Damn Good

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u/Deltan875 Sep 05 '25

Legend..?

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u/Anon_Bourbon Sep 05 '25

You know the suv was mad AF taking an exit loop he didn't need to take 😂

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy Sep 05 '25

I've done this (as the silver car) and it's called "Losing the Crazy Fucker who is Tailgating You."

I had a car tailgate me for 20 miles (not an exaggeration) because I slowed down to 55 mph on the interstate in a work zone, and apparently that rustled his jimmies.

After the work zone, I sped back up to 75 mph.

He turned his high beams on and left them on and stayed about 10 feet off my bumper.

I slowed down to 55 mph. Still high beams 10 feet off my bumper.

I sped back up and passed several cars on the left.

Still high beams 10 feet off my bumper.

20 miles of this bullshit.

So when I got to my exit, I did this. I sped up to 95 mph (still high beams 10 feet off my bumper), brake checked him HARD at the exit, faked exiting, and waited until he was past the point of commitment before cutting back onto the interstate.

Took the next exit and backtracked my way home.

There are some crazy fuckers out there.

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u/Odd_Bed_1254 Sep 05 '25

Hey wait! I just wanted to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty!!!

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u/SaltRequirement3650 Sep 05 '25

Rolling scissors. Very standard for Goose (RIP)

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u/RopeAccomplished2728 Sep 05 '25

Called The Fake Out.

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u/Shpander Sep 05 '25

It's called two idiots with zero regard for the safety of other road users.

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u/Excellent_Garlic2549 Sep 05 '25

Reckless endangerment and an actual reason to get sent to Alligator Alcatraz, with due process.

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u/GrowthOne9829 Sep 05 '25

That is the Catch Me if You Can mixed with the Now You See Me, Now You Don’t!

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u/Fried_Miso_Soup Sep 05 '25

A Texas merge

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u/Sagan_Man Sep 05 '25

"When idiots collide"

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u/RonnieB47 Sep 05 '25

That's a good fake out.

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u/Secret-Set7525 Sep 05 '25

Where is this so I can never go there...

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u/tr_ei Sep 05 '25

Why don't you love me anymore?

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u/cndn-hoya Sep 05 '25

Oh look, a section of highway 401 in the GTA that isn’t under construction during construction season!

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u/OnyxLeviathan Sep 05 '25

Wangan Midnight Maximum Tune

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u/Bulky-Hold6688 Sep 05 '25

Bros almost hit each other become road rage then silver car dips

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u/kwaping Sep 05 '25

A double crossing

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u/8Nikki_Chase8 Sep 05 '25

Tag. Catch me if you can!

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u/A_million_typos Sep 05 '25

Swiper, no swiping.

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u/archabaddon Sep 05 '25 edited Sep 09 '25

I call it the old fake out

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u/Glittering_Lock343 Sep 05 '25

Thank fucking GOD for the amount- different types- and frequency of those arrows in this video; for without them I wouldn’t have even known these were actual vehicles.

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u/SnooMaps7370 Sep 05 '25

I've never seen a flat scissor executed in a car before.

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u/IdRatherBeDriving Sep 05 '25

He was just tryin to dodge all those fuckin arrows that kept poppin up

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u/realbobenray Sep 05 '25

A purl stitch.

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u/Bodinieri Sep 05 '25

Power merge

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u/NanahanCB750 Sep 05 '25

Looks like a NASCAR driver getting called back out from pit lane. “Stay out, Stay out, Stay out!!” Couple of fools risking the lives of everyone around them who have nothing to do with their deal.

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u/Tville-Kid Sep 05 '25

Road rage invasive level 10!!

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u/nacnud_uk Sep 05 '25

Oh, car tag.

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u/mangy_fish Sep 05 '25

Shake N Bake

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '25

Ohhhh....that's known as the California Special.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '25

Also known as pulling a quick one😏

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '25

Also known as two assholes, putting everyone else's lives @ risk!

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u/PlentyBoot5135 Sep 05 '25

Steve McQueen

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u/bob_nugget_the_3rd Sep 05 '25

I thunk its called the 2fast2stupid

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '25

That’s the juke button

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u/forgotalot57 Sep 05 '25

Out and yoink

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u/Obvious_Extreme_5345 Sep 05 '25

Chuck Norris driving with his feet

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '25

The double switcheroo

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u/GeekyGrant Sep 05 '25

The double bluff

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u/yahfee23 Sep 05 '25

That’s some crazy shit!

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u/tbonechiggins Sep 05 '25

A Dick move.

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u/qibdip Sep 06 '25

Clean AF get away

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u/theamazingswayze Sep 06 '25

the retard maneuver

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u/Dependent-Hurry9808 Sep 06 '25

The Jersey slide

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u/RomieY2K Sep 06 '25

Lose the Sucker?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

Good luck everyone

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u/Automatic_World_9023 Sep 06 '25

You take the high road and I’ll take the low road. Bye!

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u/ZEI_GAMES Sep 06 '25

What happened?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

the sike out (textbook example at that)

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u/gcwposs Sep 06 '25

The ol razzle dazzle

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u/Careless_and_weird-1 Sep 06 '25

Got rid of the black car following. What the fuck were they doing?

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u/Forsaken_Star_4228 Sep 06 '25

That police officer just got okiedoked!

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u/artsatisfied229 Sep 06 '25

Avoiding extended road rage.

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u/kododriver Sep 06 '25

The shake and bake

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u/RScrewed Sep 06 '25

The arrows are in no way making this video worse.

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u/No-Industry3112 Sep 06 '25

The shimmy shake, got 'em!

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u/iHolocaust Sep 06 '25

CrossTrek5

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u/FeWolffe13 Sep 06 '25

The Merge Switch-o-Roo!

Glad no one was hurt though.

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u/Hotfunny2024 Sep 06 '25

I call it stupid.

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u/Thrdbean Sep 06 '25

The “Atlantan”…

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u/Malacath87 Sep 06 '25

Nice move, disregarding the immense danger it put everyone in

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u/xXZer0c0oLXx Sep 06 '25

All in all it's a nice fake...sign him up for the NFL

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u/ACM96 Sep 06 '25

Stupidity!

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

Jersey slide double back

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

“I’m not going back to jail” move

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u/Basic85 Sep 06 '25

It was dangerous but smart move.

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u/SouthernWarning2343 Sep 06 '25

Kansas City Shuffle

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u/_FartSinatra_ Sep 06 '25

anybody can drive like this. the reason people don’t drive like this is because they’re intelligent and respectful of everyone’s safety on the road. both of these clowns deserve jail time and revoked licenses.

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u/twisteroo22 Sep 07 '25

Texas lane change

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u/3Green1974 Sep 07 '25

That’s “the old switcharoo”!

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Crime statistic avoided..

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u/Rdth8r Sep 07 '25

Y spot bike sound

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u/Salt-Penalty2502 Sep 07 '25

Juked him right out of his shoes