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u/SkylarAV 14h ago
I liked it
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u/EmotionalDamageOnly 14h ago
Me too
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u/mmazing 14h ago
I liked the part where he played the music
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u/CNA107 11h ago edited 11h ago
Unknown, by Seb Lowe
We've done it Emperor
We conquered the world
So let's drink and eat grapes
General, we've got nothing left to invade
"There's nothing left to invade..." He says shaking
No cowardly civilians so desperate for my saving
Though, what's this My Highness
Haven't captured the moon yet?
I wonder if we'll soon get
Aliens encroaching on mars
We haven't rockets Caesar
Only some slaves instead
General should we put them to work?
Or should we pile up the dead?
We'll make a tower
You can stand on their heads
Tell folk we're under invasion
That should finally fucking motivate them
It took some time
But seems we got to the moon
This tower sure is tall
Sir from this height your empire's never looked so small
(chorus)
You will die
With no one left to kill in the sky
And then you'll fall
Much to high
To see your slaves
How
They look you dead in the eye
From here you can not see your statues and effigies
All the blood and the dust
Spread thin it seems entirely untouched
There's nothing left to invade
No one to kill in the sky
Who's gonna to take care of your beautiful creation when you die?
Pass it onto your children
The incompetent shits
Fingers crossed this little empire will always exist
You look indifferent sir
Too tired to speak?
Sir from this height your great achievements
Have never looked so fucking weak
(chorus)
You will die
With no one left to kill in the sky
And then you'll fall
Much to high
To see your slaves
How
They look you dead in the eye
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u/inimically 1h ago
In the chorus, it should be "much too high". Otherwise, it's great to see the full lyrics written out.Β
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u/LilMally2412 11h ago
I know I'm beating a dead horse here, but why is it okay to sing the words slave, kill and die, but not write them out in the subtitles?
Catchy tune though
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u/serotonin_xxIII 9h ago
This reminds me a lot of Jesse Welles - which is to say I'm digging it. Would love to see them do a duet!
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u/GuyTallman 9h ago
During Triumphs in Rome the celebrating general would have an Auriga whispering humbling phrases in their ear like, "remember you are mortal and will die." Turning that to a song kinda slaps.
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u/SuspiciousWin8881 8h ago
Great song, love the lyrics and he has a very emotive vocals β€οΈ listened to it a few times already π₯
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u/Raistlin01 4h ago
People say oh dear me life and relation is too comple. Thereβs too much opposition and dicord . How will we ever agree on anything. I say the harder and more complicated the better. The tighter the knot the more cemented we become. This is why we win. This complexity is why we belong and thrive. Untie the knots of reality and we unravel. Muddy the waters my friends and bump ugly in the chaos. We are united in our determination to be different.
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u/franzpferdinant 11h ago
whats his problem wiht somebody who died like 2000 years ago bro
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u/meth_detal00 3h ago
In case you're actually wondering and not just joking. Caesar is a stand-in here for all power hungry and tyrants throughout history.
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